Reincarnated as Issei, I'll do things my way Chapter 3

Naoto's POV

I was chuckling at my talking clothes comments, It ate the Sacred Gear and destroyed it. It took its power as it even commented on the taste. Never once even in my past life that I tried to get to that I thought I would be wearing space-talking goey clothes that eat things. It seemed even my clothes agreed as they started to crawl all over me as it went in my skin. This was new as I felt my body change before my eyes in the mirror as I let out a gasp as I looked at what happened.

I was Naoto Uzumaki again But...how?! How did they do this?! It makes no sense as the clothes spoke to clarify. So they even had a fucking neural interface.

''You are our host. We do not care if you were forcefully reincarnated as this Issei. You are part of us, just like we are a part of you. Everything you can think of...we can do.'' My living clothes said as I spoke to them.

''That... means the whole world to me. I dunno what to say. What are you..? You clearly aren't a parasite as you are helping me as much as I am helping you it seems.'' I asked as the clothes nodded in agreement as they spoke.

''We...are...Venom. We are a symbiote that bounds with our host at the sub-cellular level. We are lethal protectors.'' Venom said as I nodded. It seemed I got quite the partner as I then asked him a question after I made some plans.

''So I can be myself whenever I want now? Ok, so I can use my face when we are doing cool shit and become Issei as needed. That is good as I'm gonna need you after all this... especially with the Devils now.'' I asked as I was humbled sadly as I spoke.

''We cannot make you switch between Issei and you while you use our powers. You will have to be Issei...but is it so bad when we both ourselves?'' Venom asked as I nodded and went back to Issei. I then picked up my phone as I went to school. I knew Rias was gonna fucking summon me with Sona. I had basically made the Gremory name worthless if I understood fall and well it was gonna hurt and piss her off.

The school was shit until I was dragged there by Kiba afterward. Rias and everyone was pissed at me. Big fucking deal. It's not like I wanted to help you or be killed by you before so you could use it to your advantage. Am I supposed to care? I'm Issei Hyoudou in name only. I changed and if your plan was shit then blame the god who forcefully reincarnated me as Issei. Do you think I wanted to be reincarnated as this poor sap?! My thoughts were cut short as Rias spoke to me.

''Welcome Issei... You have a lot to answer for. You see you were never expelled because of your Sacred Gear which you lost. Not only that but you didn't help me as I thought. We know you a pervert and Issei would have jumped all the opportunities you got so who are you?'' Rias demanded as the room got tensed. I chuckled and answered everyone as fear began to appear on their faces.

''You got that right... You can blame the God who forcefully reincarnated my soul into Issei but let US make something clear. We are Issei only in name... We...are...Venom.'' I said as my clothes expanded around me and the black mass began to coil all around me massive tendriles made me look like a muscular juggernaut the clothes made a white spider log and my face was now with two sets of full sharp shark-like teeth as I had a huge tongue with acid dripping from it.

I then grabbed Rias whole body with one hand as I spoke with Venom.

''If we ever see you Devil fucks try to manipulate us, our loved ones, or try to enslave us or them... we are going to eat your arms...then your legs...and then we will eat your fucking face off! Stay the fuck away from us...that Dragon and the Boosted Gear was a snack so don't think you'll even compare...now you leave us the fuck alone!'' We said as we smashed Rias's face on the concrete and jumped off the school leaving people in shock. We did land at the abandoned church and I could hear Venom speak and laugh about what had just happened.

''Whahahahaha... What a bunch of wusses! Seriously... they bark but have no bite. Seriously all they are subs where you could say jump and they ask how high? Like I'm glad my host isn't a perverted piece of shit. I am so sticking with ya if this is the daily life from now. Especially after you get back to your old life...I'm sticking with ya.'' Venom howled laughing as I nodded. This did feel good to stick it to them.

I then asked Venom something.

''What about threats coming our way? We can't be doing too much collateral damage otherwise we will lose.'' I asked as he replied.

''Threats? What fucking threats? If they try we get free snacks... fuck these threats. It's our way or the highway and the highway ain't got shit us!'' Venom said as I laughed before going back home.

Somewhere else. People with white wings were angry at this new development. The Boosted Gear was gone and it seems that the reincarnation process was not right as not only did he have his memories but now he was out for blood. It seems that heaven will have a crisis to deal with soon and right when they have to retrieve Excalibur pieces with two exorcists.