Weekend at Rachel's
Disclaimer: I never owned Glee.
Chapter 1: Sex Dolphin
Kurt Anderson was in a guest room at Rachel St. James' house with Noah Puckerman. They were both naked, and Noah was bouncing up and down on Kurt's penis. Kurt was jerking him off while they kissed. It was the first time Noah had ever had sex with another man, and it was also the first time Kurt had ever received anal sex.
As Kurt enters Noah's ass, they hear Santana say, "Where's Puck, and who the hell is Kurt fucking?" They soon realized that Santana had gone to Puck's room with Brittany to check on him and found that he was not there. Soon after, Rachel peeks in on them and sees Kurt kissing Noah while he is still inside him.
Noah looked at Rachel and smiled. Then he mouthed, "He was lonely, and I only agreed to it as long as he didn't fuck me from behind. Now, lock the door and tell Santana. She will have to get used to hearing Kurt's bed squeak. Because I'm not leaving until Kurt wants me to."
As Rachel left, Kurt and Noah switched positions before the girls heard Kurt's moans of pleasure. Soon they were cuddling in bed when Noah said, "When I dated Santana back in high school, she tried to get me to fuck Matt Rutherford. We never went through with it, and another reason I wouldn't let you fuck me from behind is because I thought you liked the face-to-face type of fucking. Plus, I wanted you to look at me and not think of Blaine."
He brushed Kurt's hair out of his face before continuing, saying, "I have your mom's diary, and I don't know if you read the whole thing. But she knew my dad. After talking to my mom, you should know that your dad was the mohawked Neanderthal your mom couldn't stand."
Kurt chuckles and says, "I figured that out already, and I was the one who put her diary in the box. I thought you'd burn it for me. But now, I hope you'll help Dad win a bet he made when Quinn had Beth." Before long, Kurt soon has Noah put his legs over his head and lubes up his ass.
He puts on a condom and slowly moves in and out of Kurt. Noah kisses Kurt's neck and whispers, "I can't believe we're the only guys in a house full of pregnant women. Or that I was so desperate for sex that I went to you. Now, say my name, Princess."
Soon, the women peered into the room as Kurt moaned, "Noah." Santana and Brittany soon linked pinkies as they headed to their room. Mercedes and Rachel went to theirs, but Quinn entered the room and removed her shirt.
When the men see Quinn, they make room for her on the bed and begin kissing her breasts. Then Kurt says, "The last time you were pregnant, I tried to steal Finn from you. You're having another daughter with Puck, and he chose me. Why would you be okay with this?"
Quinn kisses Kurt's cheek and says, "I knew Puck would come to you, Kurt. Puck was moaning, 'Princess,' when Lucy was conceived. You're the only person he calls a princess. Come on, Kurt. Puck is everything you ever wanted in a partner. Finn may have been who you settled for, but Puck fits the list you mentioned to me and the girls in high school. Do you not remember Santana saying, 'If she didn't know any better, it sounded like you were describing Puck?'"
She put Kurt's hand on her belly and continued, "After you lost Tracy to cancer, I found Puck asleep at her grave. Then, after you split from Blaine, he showed up at every girls' weekend we planned. He told Rachel he was lonely, but I believe he wants to be the dream guy you always wanted in high school."
Noah wrapped his arms around Kurt and said, "I've been attracted to you for a year now."
He kissed Kurt and continued, "Today was the first time I didn't want to hide my feelings from you."
Kurt looks at Quinn, who says, "Rachel invited Puck here, hoping he'd come out to you. Kurt, don't worry."
Noah puts his hand over Quinn's mouth before the other girls giggle and say, "If you keep worrying, you'll have a heart attack!" Quinn and Kurt eventually fall asleep while Noah walks around New York City, unable to sleep.
Jesse, Rachel's husband, found him outside NYADA an hour later. He sat on a bench and said, "Puck, I hope you're okay because Rachel and Kurt had me searching all over for you."
Noah watches men walk hand in hand and says, "I'm fine. Tell Rachel, I just needed some time to think."
He sighed and continued, "I dreamt I was Kurt's new partner after Tracy died. I wasn't going to her grave because I missed her. I went there to yell at her because I thought she was why I dreamed about Kurt. I know. I told you and Rachel I loved Kurt the first weekend I came here. I never thought anything would happen."
As they head to Jesse's car, Noah says, "Sorry for worrying Rachel, man. I just needed to clear my head. Could you text Kurt and tell him we have to talk?" Jesse doesn't answer him. Then Noah notices Kurt asleep in the back of Jesse's car.
Noah gets in the back with Kurt as Kurt wakes up. They kiss before Kurt says, "Noah, I know what happened overseas. Dad told me. After I told him about how you have been since my divorce from Blaine, I also knew your dreams were about what happened to you. You have scared the girls while having nightmares every time you came here. Plus, don't lie. You were yelling at God at Tracy's grave."
When they return, they go to Kurt's room and find Santana sitting on the bed with her arms crossed. She smiles and says, "Rachel, Quinn, and I discussed it. When this baby is born, I'm giving him to you. Come on, Puck. We all know you and Kurt have always wanted to be dads since Beth was born. Plus, with Quinn and Brittany having your baby too, I'll be a busy aunt and second mama to their babies. Now, don't make me say it, Puck."
Then she elbowed Kurt and whispered, "Quinn already gave up a baby, Kurt. Plus, we all know everyone called Tracy Little Tana behind her back before she died."
Kurt glances at Noah and says, "I'm glad you, Quinn, and Brittany are having girls. I hope your daughter will be as tough as you were in high school."
Noah wraps his arms around Kurt and asks, "Do you remember how your father was when Finn and I were still bullying you?" Santana shows Kurt a picture of a gun closet on her phone.
As Kurt looks at it, he notices a super soaker and asks, "Why is there a super soaker in your gun closet, Noah?"
Santana and Noah chuckled as the girls said, "Think about it, Kurt. Puck has a huge dick and a huge bladder. Who do you think filled all those balloons thrown at you?"
Kurt gets a photo album out of his suitcase and whispers, "This is my mother's photo album, and, yes, those are pictures of my dad."
Santana opens it and shouts, "Quinn, I told you Kurt didn't take my photo album! Let's say Puck and Mr. H are more alike than we thought!"
Then Rachel and Mercedes say, "Ew, TMI, Santana!"
Soon, Santana records Noah riding Kurt's penis as he moans, "Oh, Princess! Oh, God! My Princess! My sweet Kurt!" It had become Noah's favorite position because he could stare into Kurt's eyes. They tried other positions, but Noah loved to look at Kurt while riding his penis.
When it was quiet, Santana sent Quinn the video and a picture of Noah asleep with Kurt's penis inside him as they spooned together in bed.
In the morning, Jesse and the girls wake up to Noah moaning, "Kurt!" for an hour. Soon, Kurt is dressed and fixing an ice pack. He puts it on Noah's butt. As he lies on his stomach, looking at butt plugs through a BDSM magazine he borrowed from Santana.
Mercedes soon enters, wanting to talk to Noah alone. Kurt covers Noah's backside and leaves as Mercedes says, "Since I was the first person you told about Beth being your daughter, I wanted to tell you the truth about the father of my baby."
Noah sits up, keeping himself covered, and says, "I know, Mercedes. I was the one that helped your bodyguard, Rick, pull Z off of you. I quit the Navy because of COVID-19. Z had been stalking you since Tracy was born. He stalked Rachel first, but moved on to you when he realized she was pregnant. He was obsessed with you, Kurt, and Rachel. I tried to get him to tell me why, but he shot himself with Rick's gun before I could get an answer."
Mercedes sits beside Noah and says, "I told Kurt I wanted him there when I had my daughter, but I want you there. We were there when Beth was born, and I want you to be the first thing Noah sees when she enters this world."
Noah looks at Mercedes in shock and asks, "You want to name your daughter after me? Why?"
Mercedes giggles and says, "You named your daughter after Kurt's mom! And, since you saved my life, I felt I had to!"
Then they hear Quinn and Kurt shout, "Wait, what?"
Soon, Kurt enters while Mercedes is leaving. Kurt kisses Noah and then asks, "You found the list. Didn't you, Noah?"
Noah kisses Kurt and pulls him onto his lap as he says, "I found it the day I broke up with Quinn. I was going through Finn's stuff and found it in your diary. I bet Finn thought you had a crush on me and hid the diary from you to show me."
Noah kisses Kurt again and continues, "I found your mom's diary after Quinn told me she was pregnant. Rachel invited me here after I told her about giving up on chicks. I told the girls I was gay when I got here. That first time with you, I knew this was what I wanted."
Noah unzips Kurt's jeans and asks, "How would you like to live with me, Kurt?"
Kurt rushes out of his clothes and says, "I'd love it, Noah!" Then Mercedes and Santana peek in as Kurt sings "Defying Gravity." As he hits a high F, Noah comes inside him.
Mercedes has Santana along with the other girls, go to the living room. Then she says, "I need to tell you guys the truth about my baby's father."
Santana cuts her off and states, "We've known for a while, Mercedes. It wasn't hard to figure out. That's another reason why Rachel invited Puck here. He told us what happened, and we all thought you knew he saved you until today." Mercedes breaks down as the girls hug her. They soon hear Noah moan Kurt's name and peek in on him, still riding Kurt.
Then, Jesse clears his throat and says, "I doubt Kurt and Puck want five pregnant women to watch them make love. Now, give them some privacy."
Later, Noah heads to Mercedes's room when she doesn't come out to eat lunch. He then notices her crying on the phone and hears someone yelling at her. Then he hears someone yell, "That baby is Satan's spawn, and if you don't put it up for adoption! You can forget coming home!" Noah could tell it was Mercedes's sister, Angelique.
Noah grabbed the phone and yelled, "Angie, that baby is your niece! By the way, Mercedes is moving in with me and Kurt, who just became my boyfriend!" Noah ended the call as he sat next to Mercedes, singing along to "Stand By You" by Rachel Platten as it played on her phone.
Then he touches her belly as Mercedes sings "Baby Mine" from the 1988 movie Beaches, starring Bette Midler, as it plays on her phone next.
She looks at Noah and says, "Now I get it. I understand why Quinn didn't want to give up Beth. I don't want to give up Noah Finn Jones."
Noah wraps his arms around Mercedes's waist and asks, "Can I call her Finnessa?" Mercedes elbows him but says nothing. Then their stomachs growl, making them laugh.
Noah gets up first and asks, "Would I have made a good stepfather to Tracy if she had lived?"
Mercedes giggled and joked, "Yes, Mr. P."
Chapter 2 will be up soon.