Red Warrior of Gravity Falls

Chapter 8 Armor Attack

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

At the castle that had formally been the Northwest Manor, all of Kulan's troll scouts reported in that they had located and made contact with some of the local magical creatures and had avoided alerting any of the human residents of their presence. The scouts also reported that they had yet to locate Red Sonja, which annoyed Kulan a bit. Kulan decided it was time to get his hands a little dirty and draw Red Sonja out. He summoned a half dozen of his animated suits of armor to his throne room.

The armors stood before Kulan and he cast a spell on them. The armors burst into pieces and began to swirl around the room before they began to fuse together to form a twelve foot tall suit of armor. Kulan conjured up a purple glowing crystal ball and had it placed in the center of the giant armor's forehead giving the armored construct a cyclops-like look. Kulan smiled up at his work feeling very pleased with himself.

"Now my Executioner, go into the town and start causing some chaos to lure Red Sonja out and destroy her!" Said Kulan as he used his magic to conjure up a giant battle axe and handed it to his creation.

The Executioner stomped out of the castle and headed into town.

Wendy woke up the next morning, changed clothes, grabbed her sword, and headed to the Mystery Shack. She met up with Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Stan, and Ford and she told them about her dream training with Red Sonja. Dipper and Ford were impressed and interested in this. Dipper told Wendy that he and the others had been monitoring a police scanner Stan had to see if there were any reports or sightings of trolls or any monsters roaming the area causing any trouble. So far there had been no sightings.

"Maybe this Summer won't be too dangerous." Thought Wendy.

"Don't let your guard down Wendy. Kulan is dangerous and restless. Its only a matter of time before he makes a move against us." Said Red Sonja in Wendy's mind.

It was then that a message came over the police scanner.

"Attention all units we have have a situation going on in the town square. There seems to be a giant man in armor going on a rampage with a axe."

"Sounds like Kulan sent you a challenge." Said Dipper looking at Wendy.

"Looks like I get to put what I learned to the test." Said Wendy.

The gang piled into the car and headed into town. It didn't take them long to reach town square, where they saw a few wrecked cars, destroyed mailboxes, and people running and hiding. The Executioner was chopping a car in half, when Wendy and the others arrived on the scene. Wendy took the scene in before she found an alleyway to duck into and pulled out the sword.

"Alright let's do this." Said Wendy as she let the magic of the sword course through her.

Wendy's height increased as her clothes vanished to be replaced by the clothes of Red Sonja. The teen took a deep breath and stepped out to confront the Executioner.

"Hey stop what you're doing big tall and creepy! I'm Red Sonja and I'm here to put a stop to you!" Yelled Wendy pointing her sword at the Executioner.

The Executioner turned to face Wendy along with all the townsfolk. Many of the the citizens were confused about Wendy's getup and either asked questions about it or shouted about it.

"What is that girl wearing?"

"Is she an exabishinest?"

"How shameful!"

"She must be into some weird stuff!"

Wendy's cheeks were nearly as red as her hair from hearing these words.

"Ignore them and focus on the battle." Said Red Sonja in Wendy's mind.

Wendy shook her head to clear her senses as the Executioner charged forward and swung it's axe at her. Wendy dodged the blow and struck at the Executioner in the belly with her sword, but the blow did little damage. The Executioner swung at Wendy again and again she dodged it and tried kicking the Executioner in the leg to make it fall to the ground, but all she managed to do was hurt her foot. Wendy cried out in pain and stumbled back, before the Executioner backhanded her and knocked her to the ground.

"What is this guy's deal?!" Cried Wendy as she barely rolled out of the way from a foot stomp by the Executioner.

"This enemy is a enchanted suit of armor. Regular attacks won't hurt it. You must find the source of magic powering it." Instructed Red Sonja as Wendy got to her feet.

Wendy studied the Executioner and took notice of the purple crystal ball in it's forehead. That had to be the power source. The Executioner lumbered forward and Wendy leaped forward and stabbed the crystal ball and shattered it. The giant armored collapsed to the ground and pieces. The citizens cheered in relief.

"The exabishinest saved us!"

"I'm not a exabishinest! I'm Red Sonja a warrior that's here to protect you!" Yelled Wendy with a bit annoyance before she dashed out of the square.

Wendy found another empty alleyway and changed back to her normal size and clothes. She met up with Dipper and the others and they drove back to the Mystery Shack.

To be continued.