AN: Please stop going back in time and messing with novels! They were fine the way they where! Giving classic British and Russian people technology just makes books scary and I liked them better when they were just boring!
AN PS: This starts with a flashback.
Six days ago the Secret American Guy was talking on the phone to John Delaware.
"THIS CARROT BE!" said Delaware. "I took too many classes in banking fraud to go to jail now! You must stop the FBI!"
"Relax. Said the Secret American guy. I worked with that Russian guy and kept him out of jail, so I can help you. But I need help for another guy I am working with."
"That solids hard." said Delaware.
The secret American guy got unhappy and face palmed, but since he was on the phone Delaware didn't know. "Fine." he said. "Just give me your personnel information and move to London and everything will be OK."
John Delaware gave his information because he thought hew as powerful enough to stop them from trying to use it to spend his money.
Then six days later he was shot by Asian 47.
Now 47 was talking on the phone to Diana, and he said "This secret American guy went to Mr. Nail and took out an instance policy on John Delaware, so that for every instance of Delaware getting murdered he would get a million dollars! And Nail found out that he was giving the money to Mark Pinochet!"
"OK 47 I'll get someone else to do background chefs for clients." Said Diana. "But there's something else."
"What?"
"The is an old Franchise in Scotland that we haven't blown up yet. I think they might be trying to clone John Delaware go Pinochet can buy more bombs!" "You need to go there and see what's going on."
"OK."
47 took a train to Edinburg, which is what they changed the name of Scotland City too like how they changed France City to Paris after the French Resolution, and found a house which the internet said used to be a Franchise.
47 ticked the lock and went into the basement, where he saw there were cloning machines and stuff, but then he heard someone coming, so he hid in a closet.
47 saw Joan Delaware, but this time he had a stupid haircut so 47 knew he was a franchise clone. He soon went away to watch TV, so 47 was able to shoot the machine with his silenced shotgun until it was broken. Then he felt.
Outside, 47 climbed up a drainpipe and hid next to the doors of the bacon. He waited until John Delaware went outside, then he shacked up befriend him. Delaware heard him and looked at him weird, but then Asian 47 push him over the railing.
John Delaware died, but since it was an accident no one could get instance money. 47's missing was complete, but he waited around anyway. Then he saw a franchise clone pitman with a bad spray tan come with an M16 machine gun and he shouted "NOOOOOOO!"
47 rook activate of him being distracted and shot him with the Puncher to kill his armor. Then he took out his normal pistols to kill his hit points and the closed guy died.
Agent 47 took the MI6 to the ICA postbox, but then after he put it in he saw Mark Pinochet V!
"HA! HA! HA!" He said. "That was only Mark Penitentiary IV! They tried to make him look normal, but instead he looked FAKE! And he was SPUTID!"
"Shut up." Said 47 as he began to unpack his sniper file.
"NO! BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU AGENT $&! I AM GOING TO BECONE THE VEST ASSASSAN IN THE WORLD! I WILL LIVE FOREVER AND KILL EBERYONE! YHEN I WILL RUIE THE WORDL!"
"This is boring. Said 47." Then he dot Pinochet with the sniper rile.
Pinochet almost fell over, but then he took out hiss Dearest Eagle and shot 47 three times in the head! 47 didn't die because he was clone and had a super bulletproof skull, but his head hurt.
"HA HA! I revive and run away!" Said Pinochet. 47 ate some piano killers and went home too.
