Red Warrior of Gravity Falls
Chapter 14 Gnome Theft
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
All throughout Gravity Falls, the gnomes broke into every home and every business searching each building for the sword and stealing just about everything that caught their fancy and they could steal and carry. Magazines, books, pins, pans, bats, balls, tools,microwaves, clothes, underwear, and other random things were stolen from homes. People all over town heard some of the noise and when they went to investigate it they found that their homes had been robbed and immediately called the police. Soon the whole town was in a real panic.
Wendy was sleeping in bed, wearing just a shirt and some panties, when she heard a odd noises and woke up to see a pair gnomes going through her underwear drawer! One of the gnomes was wearing one of Wendy's bra on top of his head as a hat! Wendy screamed in both horror and anger as she reached for Red Sonja's sword that had been sitting by her bed leaning against the nightstand, only to find it no longer there and a couple of gnomes carrying it away!
"Give all that back and leave my house!" Yelled Wendy.
The gnomes responded by just simply running away with the stolen goods. Wendy quickly jumped out of bed and chased after the gnomes. The gnomes raced outside and Wendy grabbed a axe and went after them. It was a cool night as Wendy chased after the gnomes. Wendy followed the gnomes for several minutes, until they reached a large clearing where there was a massive pile of stolen goods in the center. The stuff the gnomes had stolen from Wendy were tossed onto the pile. Wendy hid in a nearby bush and observed the gnomes. More gnomes showed up and tossed stuff into the pile as some other gnomes sorted through it. Jeff stood by on a stump overseeing everything and giving ordered.
"Alright you gnomes, keep it up. That sword has to be here or back in the town. The boss wants that sword and he plans to reward us greatly for it." Said Jeff.
"Boss? I bet this is somehow Kulan's doing." Thought Wendy.
Wendy watched the gnomes as they sorted through the pile. It would only be a matter of time, until one of them found the sword. Wendy needed to get the sword before that happened. Wendy gripped her axe and stepped out to confront the gnomes.
"Hey gnomes! Give back that stuff you stole or else!" Yelled Wendy.
The gnomes stopped what they were doing and looked at Wendy in surprise. Jeff just glared at the intruder and jumped off the stump.
"Girl, you think you can go about giving us orders? As if we would listen to you!" Said Jeff with a laugh as he beckoned the other gnomes to laugh with him.
The gnomes laughed and then Jeff motioned them to stop. Jeff eyed Wendy with interest.
"You know, you're kinda of cute. If you agree to be our queen, we would agree to listen to you and I'm sure we could come up with some kind of arrangement." Said Jeff.
Wendy had heard a lot about the gnomes from Dipper and Mabel, so she knew what kind of stuff they did.
"Yeah no deal creep." Said Wendy.
"Then you will die!" Said Jeff as he charged forward.
Wendy swung her axe at Jeff, but he dodged out of the way and sliced the head of the axe off with his claws. Jeff laughed as he advanced towards Wendy, who kicked him in the groin and hit him in the head with the shaft of her axe knocking the gnome to the ground before racing to the pile.
"Stop her!" Yelled Jeff.
A few gnomes rushed forward and Wendy batted them aside with her stick. A few more gnomes came up behind her and grabbed Wendy's shirt slowing her down a bit and forced her to remove her shirt to break free. Wendy's face went red with embarrassment as her bare chest and breasts were now exposed to the gnomes who gawked at her with big their eyes going big and their jaws dropping. It hadn't been planned, but the exposure of the breasts proved to be a good distraction. Wendy raced to the pile, located the sword, picked it up, and changed into Red Sonja.
"What the?!" Cried one gnome in shock at the transformed teen.
Wendy went about punching, kicking, and hitting gnomes with the backside of her sword. Jeff watched his troops get defeated and snarled with anger as he launched himself at Wendy, who swung her sword at him.
SLICE!
CRACK!
Jeff fell to the ground with his crystal horn cut off as he began to change back to his normal form. Wendy took up a heroic victory pose before she addressed the gnomes.
"Return what you have stolen and end your alliance with Kulan. Stand with me against Kulan and save this land and the world." Said Wendy.
The gnomes looked at each other and then at Jeff who got to his feet.
"Why should we?" Asked Jeff.
"Because Kulan doesn't care about you or any creature of these lands. He plans to keep you as brainwashed slaves." Said Wendy.
The gnomes didn't like the sound of that.
"Alright...we will return the stuff and help you fight against Kulan." Said Jeff.
"Good." Said Wendy.
The gnomes went about taking stuff from the pile and began to return it from where they took it and Wendy headed back home, detransformed, put on a new shirt, and went to bed.
To be continued.
