AN: Why does every be want vampire babies? They are scary and kill people.

47 went to Moscow City, which is what they call the capital of Russia because the county used to be called Moscow, for his next mission. MC Communism had hired him to kill the embassy from Georgia because he was evil and wanted to make everyone slaves.

47 was on the train, add he started saying "This country is cold and boring and everyone's mean. I need to get over this with quickly. Maybe I can gram a AK gun or something two."

So 47 went to the Creamily, which is where important Russian people go to do still in Moscow. He went into the maim entrance of the museum thee, but the walls started filming him! 47 could see this because he had a gadget that could show him what cameras were looking at that Diana gave him at the end of the third game.

"I want one in color." Said Amend 47 when he went to the bathroom. Then he waited until there was a chef ads he knocked him uncontrolled with a gun and locked him in a stall.

Then 47 saw a geared come in, and 47 followed him out to see if he could take his clothes instead.

At then the guard looked at him and said. "I have not seen you before. Are you new?"

"Yes. Said 47. I do adventures." Then 47 started telling him about how once he went to Japan and had to walk around for a long time secretly so no one would see him and try to shot him.

Then the guard got bored, went to a closet, and ate drugs so he would got o sleep and forget everything so the chef who was really 47 would stop talking to him. 47 took his clothes and his magnum mini machine gun.

Te meeting room was guarded by two Russian KGB guys who wouldn't let 47 in. started throwing coins and stuff, but he couldn't distract both of them at the same time. Instead 47 went to the secrecy room, where he took more ammo for his new gun stole their tapes so they wouldn't know who was there.

Agent 47 started looking around for ways in and went upstairs. He checked out a few rooms but in one he could a Chinese woman in a bikini. "Hello. I am happy that and found new person who really isn't."

47 looked at her weird and then said in Chinese. "Mei Ling, you need to take an English class. You suck at English more than you suck at anything else." Because it was Mei Ling, who was a hooker but she wasn't crazy because she had actually met 47 before.

"I tried that but then someone kidnapped me again. People are dicks." She said in Chinese. "Can you help me get out again? I can get you a cool gun and maybe later we can meet up and have sex?"

"I already did have sex a lot and I got bored so I just want the gun." Said 47.

Then 47 took his salience pistols and shot off a lock to the roof. In the meanwhile Mei Ling opened a lock and got a gun from a sleeping guy she had had sex with earlier.

47 said "thanks" while he wand Mei Ling went to the roof because the gun was a Super Villain Ultra rifle, which was a Russian sniper file that had a silencer and shot fire bullets that burned armor. Then Mei Ling too the fire escape while 47 looked out at the garden to see when the Georgian embassy would come out.

The Georgian embassy had a big shogun, so 47 decided to be careful. He thought about just shooting him, but he knew the guards would find the body easy, so he took out a stringer of drugs to throw somewhere where he would try to take it so he could shot him and not have the body right out to see.

Then 47 realized he could just throw down a poison stringer. So he did and the Georgian embassy took it because he thought it was drugs.

Then he fell over and died. "Oh no! He has died of stupidest!" Everyone said.

47 went back inside while everyone was freaking out and put on his suit under his guard suit so he could go out to his car and put his new guns in it without everyone trying to kill him.

But when he got there he saw Mark Pinochet V! And he was stealing the Custom 1911mm pistols he got from the bad guys of the fourth game!

Mark Pinochet laughed and said. "HA! HA HA Now I have duel pistols! Now I will go back to my hot ex-hooker girlfriend in Chilly and have sex with her! THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO REPLACE YOU!"

"I do not have a girlfriend." Said 47. "Mei Ling is not my girlfriend. And I shot your girlfriend in Chilly. And then you blew her up so no one could revive her."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Said Mark Pinochet very loudly because he was sad and angry. Then he took out the pistols he had just takes and shouted "I will KILL you Agent 47!"

Pinochet shot a bunch of times but only hit 47 once and didn't kill many hit points. Then guards started coming because 47 never put silencers in those pistols and 47 and Pinochet had to run away so no one would see then and they wouldn't get any nomination.