AN: On 10/2011/5 I give up on this story because I couldn't write a death rap for MC Communism. But ten a British lady called Sermonize (Zombies backwards AKA Tasty Cools) who does great guy vices made a cartoon out of the first six chapters. But then when she saw part two she got mad for some reason!
I just realized its probably because i forgot to post chapter 17, which I forgot about because I wanted to start chaster 18 sooner, so I found where I put it and I'm posting it her after six years!
Advent 47 infuriated the studio by waiting around in his suit in the lobby Eventual a casting director came and said "Hello! I didn't know we were casting for Agent 47 but you lock prefect!" You're hired!
47 was sublime that it was so easy to get into the studio but to play along anywhere he said in a engli8sh asset "Yes I studied Agency 47 for years Hi s motivation is watching the news and knowing he made it happen while keeping it a SECRET"
"OKAY PLACE COME WITH ME TO THE STUDIO" AND 47 FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE BACKSTAGE WHEN HE GOT THERE HE SAW A bomb This was back when terrorists were from Study Arabia instead of Isis so they were all too rich form oil money to need to drive themselves so they used bombs instead of diving into people
47 also saw the terrorist who made the bomb but he told 47 when he saw him "its okay This is just the backup plan can you go to the stage for your scene?" Also the terrorist didn't look scary like he was going to do a shootout or something
47 toughs about talking to the guy so he could find out what plan A was but instead be waited until he turned around and sabotaged the bomb so it would go off when the terrorist tweaked it
Actually on one looked like a terrorist and 47 started wondering what was going on They all just looked like film guys so 47 hid and started listening to the casting director tell the real director that Agent 47 was there
"WHAT? We don't Ned Agent 47 in this scene! HE" S HERE TO KILL US ALL! So the director starched looking for 47, but 47 used is instinct which he;d been practicing how to use after the fourth game to avoid him Since he wasn't under stress like he was in Hit-man Absorption 47 Haas uninhibited instinct
Eventuality the director stopped looking for 48 so he told the casting director "Your hallucinating so I'm ordering you to take a nap Don't make a false alarm again or you'll freak out the producer whose coming down here very soon"
So 47 secretly climbed up to the lights to watch the whole stage when Johnny Blackbeard, who was an ex-irate turned terrorist came out. "Okay new plan! He said I don't was to just be there producer of this anymore! I'm gonna be the STAR too!"
Then he put on a President Stewart mask and walked into the stage, which looked like the Oval Boccie Then he sat down on the presidents deck and said "Before we begin I'd just like to thank the Setter American Guy! He was the one how used the old Franchise files to let us know what the Opal Office looks like! Lets all give a hand to the man who made this look realism!"
After everyone was done clapping the director shouted LIGHTS! So 47 turned on the lights If anyone looked up they would have seen it was 47 running it but it would've hurt their eyes to looks into the light so they didn't Then the director said "camera and action!" Then the scene happened: Johnny Blackbeard as Resident Stewart cleared his throat like he was going to give a speech but then someone shot a blank gun and he fell over like he got shot and the director said "CUT!"
"BRILLIANT! I am a naturist!" said Johnny Bluebeard "I'm going to my office for a bit then I'll do an other take!"
$7 wet through the vents to get to Johnny Blackbeard office before he did and hid in a closet When Johnny Blackbeard got there we turned on his computer and started messaging the Secret American Guy, who used an electric distorter so 47 couldn't tell who he was
"I don't the ink people will buy it Said the Secret American Guy It looks too fake so they'll know the president didnt really get shot when you send this to the news"
"NO ONE cam tell the difference between fake news and real news anymore!" Bagged Johnny Blackbeard "They all think the moon landing was faked, so they'll think this is real!"
"Okay but don't forget our payment Mark Pinochet V is coming to puck up the bomb you made in exchange for our inlet Food doing business with you!"
Then the Secret American guy hung up and Johnnie Blackbeard when to the bathroom 47 could have just direr wired him in thee but instead he came up with a cunning plan
First he hacked Johnny Blackbeard's computer so it was bugged and would broadcast all over the studio because he knew Johnny Blackbeard couldn't change who he really was! When Johnny Blackbeard came out he said "Yes! Soon the would will think North Korea killed the president and they'll go to war! Then I'll hijack the US aircraft carriers and PEOPLE WILL FEAR THE DEAD PIRATE JOHNNY BLACKBEARD ONE AGAIN!"
When the terrorists heard this they were stocked their leader wasn't really one of them Two of the people were who disillusioned were the director and casting director "It was all a lie!" said the casting director "Johnny Blackbeard was only in it for the money after all!"
Then the director said "If I was just in in for the money I'd be a degraded Christian televangelist!"
"Me too!" Then the casting director fought about it and said "Hey! We're in Hollywood! lets juts find anther studio and abduction for that instead!"
Everyone else heard him and everyone expect the true believers left Johnny Blackbeard and there was only like five of them
Then 47 began the next phase of his plan When no one was looking he went to the stage again and felt a note on the desk The next time Johnny Blackbeard came own to rehearse he saw everyone had left and got confused but then he read 47's note!
it said "I know how you are and I have already kidnapped most of your so called allies If you want to see them again meet me outside the studio Signed Agent 47"
"47 was waiting odious when Johnny Blackbeard came out and when he met him he said I would have just silently assassinated you but in horror of the guy who was originally ogling to kill you, Jack Caliber, I derided we will dual instead Get your best pistols ready!"
"HA!" Said Johnny Blackbeard "This is a trap! I've called the cops on you and since I have a cover story they'll shoot you!"
"I know that" Said 47 But then when the cops came 47 said "Yes, its me the secret assassin Agent 47 I don't care about dying but I can't let you hurt my client I also can't let you find out he's Johnny Blackbeard...I think I just made an accident"
When Placement 47 put it like that the cops saw through Johnny Blackbeard disguise and their Cheer shouted "It really is the Pirate Turned Terrorist! Shoot them both!"
"Now you've done it Said 47" and he took out his silenced pistols After the first time 47 was shot he fell over and faked being dead, even though he was as super clone who could take more bullets than just one Johnny Blackbeard also got shot and died for real
Then the studio exploded because the guy who made the bomb finally got around to tweaking it and that scared off the cops "We got want we came here for! The Legend Agent 47 and Johnny Blackbeard are both dead! No let's PARTY!" And the cops drove off screaming and cheering
After everyone was gone 47 was called by Diana "Thank God you're alive! Said Diana The News said you were dead! This is great news! Since everyone thinks your dead you're notoriety has been reset to negated -200!"
"Yes" Sad 47 "It is a good day I believe that was a Silent Assassination, suit-only, accidents only That's why I'm the best"
47 was about to hang up but then "WHAT?!" said Mark Pinochet V
47 Looked around and saw Mark Pinochet V running up to him Then Pinochet took 47's phone and put it in speakerphone and shouted "Diana how can you listen to this LIAR?! 47 didn't kill Johnny Blackbeard! THE COPS KILLED JOHNNY BLACKBEARD!"
"I say he did" Said Diana
"Yes, I did" Said Gent 47 "Because I made it happen Because I pulled the strings While he said that he pulled out his fiber wire and bounced the handle off Mark Pinochet V's head like it was a ping pong paddle"
"BULLSHIT!" Repined Mark Pinochet V "You couldn't kill Johnny Blackbeard if you tired! Because you are a LOSER Agent 47! L! O! N! E! R! LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!" While he said that he took out his dual 1911mm pistols and waved the around like they were Ls
"I am done with you Mark Pinochet V" Said 47 as he unpacked his sniper rifle
"NO! I am done with YOU Agent 47! You are such a loser you stole my idea of blowing up the crime scene! I killed your best friend Agent Smith and your nowhere near close to killing my fiend The Sinister Guy! You thought I was the sinister Guy? NO! Tear is a guy eve Moore Sinister than ME! I gave him one call and you'll wish you hadn't gotten out of Bed!"
"Goodbye Mark Pinochet \" 47 said as he aimed at Pinochet's head
But he was interpreted by Pinochet "NO! GOODBYE TO YOU AGENT $&!" Then Mark Pinochet pulled out his donator and blew up bombs he planed in the sewers earlier!
Before the ground collapsed 47 used his distinct to find a spot that wouldn't fall apart and stood on that That why when it fell the ground took fall damage instead of him so while he didn't get to kill Mark Pinochet V he was still okay
47 took out his Go Pro Drone and flew it into the air to find Pinochet but he was already gone Also 47 saw that Pinochet had set up the bomb so that the crater looked like a giant hand flipping him off
AN: I still don't know if I can Finnish this but if I wrote a Manhunt fix wood people read it?
