" See that you do! " Reirei told Janja as she and her family left the hyenas to their own devices, taking one look back to glare at him to show that she didn't trust him for one bit. " And don't think about screwing me...metaphorically speaking of course " She quickly added knowing that a certain fandom loves to ship her with Janja, much to her disgust and urge to vomit at the thought of her and him ever getting together.
" I thought she'd never leave.." Janja muttered to his pack mates as he watched the jackal family leave. " Why does she want Kion all of the sudden? "
" Maybe he did something to upset her...you know how the lion guard is, Boss. " Cheezi reminded him before instantly covering his head to shield it from any sharp skull punching from Janja.
" Relax, I'm not going to hit you, fur brain! " He told him. " You got a good point there and what ever that pipsqueak and his buddies did to piss her off to send her on the warpath, he's got it coming. " he finished with a snarl.
" So are we going with her plan, boss? " Chungu asked. " I can't wait to tear that Bunga apart, he's so annoying! "
" I said I'll think about it, you dolt! " Janja snapped. " I'm still not sure about this vendetta of Reirei's...she's just going to get us all killed for her own cause! "
" Awwwww! Janja cares about the Lion Guard! " Cheezi and Chungu cooed before their leader growled at them to get them to shut up.
" No I don't, now shut your traps and let's go! " Janja ordered as he and the other hyenas went on to chase the antelopes that were gazing just outside of the Outlands and listening to grunge music and being moody.
ReiRei was inside the family cave by herself deciding on who to target while singing a tune to herself and dancing.
"Get up, everyone!
It's time for us to play I'll show you something new That we can do all day It's simple, and it's fun It's kinda like a game Just watch what I do Then you do the same
(Teke!) Everybody kick (Ruka!) Everybody jump (Teleza!) Everybody slide (Yeah!) Kick, jump, slide!
(Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza)
That's the way to go Now you're in the groove Who needs a fancy dance? When we can shake and move! It's simple, and it's fun It's kinda like a game Just watch what I do Then you do the same
(Teke!) Everybody kick (Ruka!) Everybody jump (Teleza!) Everybody slide (Yeah!) Kick, jump, slide! (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) "Break it down! Whoo! Here we go! Oh! Oh! Oh! Come on! That's right! Now you got it! Let's go!" It's simple, and it's fun It's kinda like a game Just watch what I do Then you do the same
(Teke!) Everybody kick! (Ruka!) Everybody jump! (Teleza!) Everybody slide! (Yeah!) Kick, jump, slide! (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza)
Come on! (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) Yeah! And you kick! (Teke ruka teleza) And you jump! (Teke ruka teleza) And you slide! (Teke ruka teleza) (Teke ruka teleza) Kick, jump, slide! Teke ruka teleza Teke ruka teleza " She then stopped suddenly when Goi Goi sat down beside her and chuckled. " What? just because I hate the annoying little fucker, doesn't mean I hate his jams! " She said defensibly.
" But you sang the entire song! " Goi Goi laughed. " It was so funny! "
" Shut up Goi Goi..." Rei Rei snarled with a blush.
" It's a catchy tune, Sugar Paws. " Goi Goi teased while humming it for himself.
" I suppose it is..." Rei Rei chuckled, something that Goi Goi missed ever since she focused on nothing but her plan to get rid of the Lion Guard for the last few days. " Better yet, he goes first. got to take things slow and give him fair fight after all! " She grinned darkly. " Tomorrow is going to be good..."
The next day, Bunga was out gathering breakfast for himself in his uncles sanctuary while being stalked by Rei Rei, being careful not to alert him of her presence by keeping downwind and maintaining her distance by hiding behind trees and bushes.
" That's right, just keep going about your day, just ignore the sexy black backed jackal in the shadows.." She said making sure not to lose sight of him. " Keep collecting those bugs for your last meal, Fucker. " She then suddenly stepped on a twig which made a loud snap and drew the honey badger's attention. " That's it, come to mama, you annoying bastard. "
" Hello? is someone there? " Bunga asked as he looked around and wondered where that sound came from, going towards the direction it made. " Fuli, you better come out now, the jig is up! I know you're hiding out there! " he warned with a playful chuckle as he turned to meet the hungry jaws and pinprick green eyes of his jackal stalker. " Hey Rei Rei...longtime no see, eh? " He greeted nervously as Rei Rei gave him her slasher smile as she slowly advanced towards him.
" H-h-h-h Hi there, Bunga...nice to eat you today.." She greeted threateningly, not taking her eyes off her prey lest he try something. " I was just in the neighborhood and saw you all by your lonesome...thought you needed the company...you know, being a good citizen of the Outlands and all, not causing any trouble" She said as she walked beside Bunga as he quickly caught on to what she was planning to do, quickening his pace with each step while the jackel did the same, turning this meeting into a full on chase as the honeybadger tossed his breakfast at her and took off running to warn the rest of the Lion Guard of Rei Rei's intentions...to which she quickly put an end to by pouncing onto his back and brutally snapping his neck.
" You're not warning anyone, you little insufferable shit! " Rei Rei growled as she tore into Bunga's corpse, feasting on his inards until he was nothing but bloody bones by the time she was done eating. " As they say, one down...5 to go." She chuckled darkly as she left Bunga as a psychological warning to the rest of the Lion Guard that she was through playing these childish games with them and that they were next...
