While Danny and Penny were on Earth celebrating Valentine's Day, someone up above in Fairy World was watching them through a monitor Cupid the Fairy of love, "ugh," he complained, looking up at the ceiling "seriously."

Now, most people would think that Cupid being the Fairy in charge of spreading love, would love teenage romance, and he normally did but

Cupid was also addicted to watching drama, any drama when he was bored, and his usual source of entertainment Timmy Turner wasn't on the planet right now helping Yugopatamia with something.

Cupid groaned "why has there been so much extra love going around? Where's the drama? Where's the heartbreak? Where's my entertainment" Cupid complained before smirking, getting an idea as he flew towards his safe, his love arrows and bow "if there isn't any drama, why not make some"

He'd tell Jorgen Turner had stolen his love arrows again if things got too out of hand.

Maybe he'd do that anyways; then he'd get twice the entertainment, he thought, deviously poofing to Earth.

Now on a rooftop overlooking the restaurant saw them arm in arm with each other. Cupid pulled out a list with his reading glasses "let's see who to hit first Kwok Wong, Johnny McBride, Omar Phillips, 15 cents for sure I just love his music, Johnny Lovely, Carlos Frankie, White Mega, and Dante."

Cupid blinked, reading his list again "why don't I have all their last names down" he asked before he shrugged "oh well, time to spread the drama," he said, aiming up. He fired his arrows and flew magically, finding their targets.

"Now to sit back and watch," he said, poofing up a theater chair and some caramels to watch the drama unfold.

Penny and Danny were walking through the park stopping by a fountain. "Have a good day, Penny," Danny asked.

Penny smiled, feeling like she was on cloud nine. "I'm having the best day," she answered, giving him a peck on the cheek. Then, looking down at the reflection in the fountain, she saw how perfect they looked together.

Her Danny and Mega.

Hold on a second, Penny thought. Then, looking back, she saw Mega, her old crush, who had been arrested for running the illegal music download site EZJackster.

"Hey, Penny," Mega said, looking just like the last time she saw him, all cool and confident.

"Mega," Penny said, annoyed.

"Uh, Penny, who's the Matrix cosplayer," Danny asked, confused.

"He's no one, boo," she said, walking off and pulling Danny along with her. So why the heck was Mega here? Okay, it was a public park, but why was he talking to her after two years?

Right out of nowhere, Mega appeared. Penny still needed to learn how he did that. Danny seemed surprised "how did you do that."

"You've got your tricks, and I've got mine," Mega answered vaguely before looking to Penny, holding out his arm for her to take. "I could show you if you want, Penny," he asked. But wait, was he FLIRTING with her?

Hard pass.

"Hard pass," Penny said, walking past Mega "if I didn't like you, then I really don't like you now, Mega."

Penny kept walking with Danny leaving the park. What the heck was with him? Why would he show up out of the blue and ask her out

Penny smelled the spray paint before she saw him there. Painted on the side of a building were the words Johnny and Penny in a big heart, with the artist smiling, admiring his handiwork before he turned to her.

"Hey Penny, you like my valentine," Johnny asked, wheeling towards her and pulling out a bouquet of flowers.

"Why are you painting a valentine for my girlfriend," Danny asked, sounding a little possessive, which Penny liked.

"Stay out of this freak. This is between us normal people," Johnny said rudely. Penny gasped. Danny frowned

"Yeah, well, you can talk all you want with the 'normal' police if you don't get out of my face," Danny said angrily before he walked off.

"Indeed, that was quite a rude statement to make," another guy Penny had feelings for before she signed up for the dating service.

"Johnny Lovely, you do exist," Penny exclaimed.

"What do you mean he exists," Danny asked "of course he does. He's right there,"

"Yes, I exist, and I believe Penny Proud a great love could exist between us if you gave me a chance," Johnny said, holding out his hand for Penny to take

"Look, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested," Penny said

"Yeah, 'cause she's going to go out with me, pretty boy," Johnny butted in.

"No, with me."

"What about me, Penny" her teammates from the football team, Carlos Omar and Dante, all asked, each of them having bouquets in their hands

"No, I think the lady wants me," Mega said, appearing right in the middle of the football players, making them jump. But, seriously, was Batman his daddy or something? How does he do that?

"No, Penny wants to go out with me," Kwok, her friend back from when she did Romeo and Juliet, said

"I'll fight you for her"

"She's mine."

"No, mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine"

"Mine

The boys were starting to get aggressive, looking ready to start throwing hands "she's not any of your girls. She's my girlfriend," Danny exclaimed

That was when a sports car showed up 15 cents behind the wheel "hey Penny, wanna go out in style" he asked

"She's mine," someone asked. Penny couldn't even tell who before all of the guys started fighting. The only one who didn't was Johnny, who Omar wheeled out of the way "what? I ain't gonna fight a guy in a wheelchair," he said when the others looked at him.

"Yeah, that's fair," they all agreed before they went right back to fighting each other, Johnny chanting fight fight fight over and over.

While Danny turned Penny intangible, getting her out of the crossfire, "this is crazy."

"Yeah, these guys make Paulina look sane," Danny said

"Danny, I know most of those guys, and this isn't normal. I know Carlos Kwok and Omar have girlfriends. Dante would think it's unlucky to date someone on the team, and I haven't seen him in years."

"Which one"

"Both one. I didn't know if he was real or not," Penny answered "this isn't normal. It's like they're under a spell or something."

"A spell," Danny thought aloud before looking around "stay here; I'll be right back," Danny said before flying off.

"Ooooh, this turned out better than I thought it would," Cupid cheered, watching the teenage boys fighting for the hand of Penny Proud "next, I'll get all of her friends to throw themselves at Danny. That'll be a great part two."

"Or instead," Danny suggested blasting Cupid knocking his chair over, "you can stop messing with people's heads for fun," he said, grabbing Cupid by the foot and holding him over the roof.

"Unhand me, mortal," Cupid demanded, "do you have any idea who I am? I'm Cupid, yes, THE Cupid, and I can do what I want with love."

Danny glared angrily at Cupid, thinking of when Ember put Penny under a love spell just for fun "messing with people's emotions isn't love. It's wrong" Danny clenched his fist. It glowed with ice energy.

"Fix them now, or I'll leave you in a hunk of ice at the South pole," Danny threatened. Cupid laughed "ha, you don't have the guts."

"Try me," Danny said coldly, pun not intended, as the ice began to coat Cupid's legs trailing up his body. Cupid's eyes widened in fear.

"Okay, okay," he said, pulling out his wand and waving it. The boys suddenly stopped fighting, their injuries healed, and their clothes were normal.

"What the heck happened" they wondered before they all started to go their own separate ways

"There, they're fine now. Stop with the ice," Cupid pleaded. Danny broke the ice throwing him onto the roof.

"Now go away, and if you EVER mess with someone's emotions for entertainment again," Danny warned, his eyes glowing.

Cupid nodded, looking terrified. "I won't, and I won't, I promise," before he pooped away.

Cupid poofed back into his realm "well, that was a bummer, but I can always just blame it on Turner," before flying right into the leg of Jorgen Von strangle

"CUPID" Jorgen yelled, furious "you messed with the emotions of teenagers, and worse, you were exposed to a human."

"Jorgen, it's not as bad as it sounds. I can explain," Cupid flying back, terrified of the most powerful Fairy in the universe, bumping into a file cabinet, knocking it over, and spilling everything out of the drawers 'oh no' Cupid thought.

Jorgen looked at the papers one after another. "CUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" he furiously yelled. "YOU'VE BROKEN THE RULES. YOU USED YOUR MAGIC TO MESS WITH THE LOVE LIVES OF FAIRY GOD KIDS," he roared furiously, grabbing him by the collar.

"Jorgen, I can explain" Cupid tried to defend himself, but Jorgen squeezed tight around his throat.

"YOU ARE FIRED" Jorgen yelled, slamming the butt of his wand against the ground, his clothes going away. Now he was dressed like Binky the Fairy appearing in his suit.

"Binky, you are the new fairy of love," Jorgen ordered "congratulations."

"Hooray," Binky said, now wearing Cupid's clothes, though with pants instead of the diaper. "I don't have to wear the diaper, do."

"No," Jorgen answered, "now go do your job and DON'T unleash the black plague again OR ELSE."

Binky nodded, poofing away "you fairy Cupid, get to have Binky's old job," Jorgen said with a sinister smirk.

Cupid gulped, not liking the look on his face "what's that"

"Fairy godparent complaint department," Jorgen answered, still smirking and using his wand again. He was in a caged arena in Texas with every fairy godparent, and they all looked angry "your first assignment was to help all of these fairies with their complaint about the previous fairy of love messing with their godkid's love lives."

Cupid gulped, "I really wish I had my diaper right now," as a furious Wanda waved her wand. Now, she was dressed like Thor, and an equally furious Cosmo was her hammer sparking with green lightning. The other fairy godparents followed suit and had poofed-up weapons. Everything from clubs and bronze knuckles to a world war two submarine.

"GET HIM" Cosmo and Wanda yelled as the most epic Valentine's Day beatdown began.