Chapter 18: Quirks and Magic Tournament

Later on everyone was in the cafeteria getting themselves lunch, and getting ready for the third event. It was gonna be a tournament.

Katsuki noticed he was going against Ochako. The two of them nodded at each other knowing this was nothing more than a friendly spar since he knew how strong Ochako was. Iida was up against Hatsume, and Mizu was up against Kaminari.

"Well hopefully I can go by pokemons rules and prove electric types are super effective against water types!" Kaminari said.

A kid with purple hair approached Izuku from behind.

"Well, guess I'm going up against you. May the best man win."

"You be- HMPH!" Said Izuku before Ojiro covered his mouth.

At this, Ojiro dragged him away in the confusion of the said purple head Aizawa look alike.

As everyone was getting situated during lunch, Eri approached Erza.

"Ms Erza, look at my hair!" she said.

She showed that it was in a similar hairstyle to Erza. She could've sworn her heart skipped a beat seeing how adorable she looked.

"Eri really liked your hair," Ochako said

"Alright! If anything happens to this child, I will leave nothing but a puddle of blood of whomever caused it!" Erza said.

"Ms Erza, it's quite obvious that Midoriya here stole this white haired girl from a scientist. I deem it necessary to return her to her rightful-" Mizu started to say.

Erza then slugged Mizu hard enough that she emplanted her to a stone wall. Eri noticed Erza eating something.

"Ms Erza, what are you eating?" Eri asked.

"Oh, these are fishsticks," Erza said, "They're fish made into sticks."

"And if you put some sauce on it, it makes it even yummier," Happy said as he ate more.

Eri turned to her mother with a smile on her face.

"Mommy can I try some fish dicks?" Eri asked.

Katsuki and Natsu bursted into laughter, while Erza tried to hold it in.

"Eri. It's fish sticks." Ochako told her while also trying not to laugh.

"Fish dicks," Eri said.

Katsuki started laughing even louder while Natsu started rolling on the floor.

"No no, sweetie," Ochako said, "Fish."

"Fish."

"Sticks."

"Dicks." Eri said, failing to repeat sticks.

Erza lost it and fell to the floor laughing as if she were effected by a smiley man's quirk.

"Achoo!"

Eri saw Izuku and ran to him.

"Daddy!" she said.

"Hey there snowball, looks like you got something good," Izuku said.

"Mommy got me some Fish dicks!" Eri said.

Izuku turned pale to the sound of glass breaking.

"Uh... what?" Izuku asked.

"She means fish sticks, Izuku." Ochako reassured him.

"Yea that's what I said, Fish Dicks!" Eri said, raising her fist up.

All three, Katsuki, Natsu and Erza had all turned purple from laughing so hard. Sora was walking to a table when Mizu waved over to him.

"Hey Kaze, I got a steak for ya!" she said.

Sora was gonna sit next to Momo but she was already with the girls. He hesitantly sat next to her.

"So, how was the training for the festival?"

"It was alright, nothing too gruesome, Momo helped me a bit with my air magic which is why I survived most of what just happened," Sora said in an unaused tone, barely paying attention to her.

"What kind of training? And how did Momo help?" Mizu asked.

"You want me to go into detail about that?" Sora asked.

"Uhhh yea," Mizu said.

"Look Mizu, maybe you should go," Sora said.

"Um, I'm trying hard here," Mizu claimed.

"Nobody asked you to try hard."

"I know but I'm trying to establish a friendship with you, yet you constantly turn your attention towards that hoe Yaoyorozu. I mean, look at her hero costume, she's practically only wearing a leotard and exposing herself just to create objects."

Sora gave Mizu a blank stare.

"Alright. I'll tell ya," he started, "You are the WORST person I know. You constantly talk shit about other people behind their back and when someone asks you why it's always because they treat you like you don't exist! And then when they try to hang out with you, you ignore them and treat them like they don't exist in your life! And you try to bring attention to yourself by locking yourself in your room while posting shit on twitter and tiktok saying awful stuff, like the fact that the suicide rate for the quirkless should be higher! And you know what's more useless than the quirkless? Men! And I don't have either, so how do I know? I got news for ya, Mizu! YouTube! That's right! You're making content for youtubers who actually have a brain!"

As he was continuing with his rant, people were listening in and turned their attention towards them.

"You pretend you're this superior woman who knows everything about how the world 'should' be, when in reality you're just a bully who treats others like they're beneath you," Sora continued, "Plus you compare yourself to someone like Stan Smith from American Dad, telling the world what a great devoted man he was, and also about Sakura Haruno from classic Naruto, saying how much of a good person and responsible woman she is but she wasn't! Stan Smith was a stubborn man who puts his own opinion and his own life over everyone else, even his own family. And as for Sakura, she was a cold hearted bitch who treats Sauske like he's God! And that's why you like them so much, because both of them are you! You're a perfect combination of BOTH of them!"

Izuku and Katsuki were watching Sora continue his rant. Katsuki passed Izuku some popcorn as he was enjoying watching Mizu get a taste of her own medicine.

"You're more self-centered than you let on! And you delude yourself by telling the world what a great water mage you are, even though your magic spells are completely average compared to other people. Oh! And speaking of the suicide rate, you had the nerve to tell Midoriya of all people to kill himself! The man saved you from certain death and THIS is how you repay him?! You talk shit about him all the time and talk about how much of a villain he is and how he doesn't help people by doing the smallest of things for others like helping an old lady walk across the street. Well I don't see you doing that either! What have you done to prove you're a better person than him? Oh yea, nothing! And the fact that you call Momo a hoe just shows how much of a hypocrite you are! Yeah her hero costume is revealing. But at least SHE has a reason for it! What's your excuse for flashing your dirty fanny on social media, huh?! And you know what? I can forgive all of that. All of it! If you weren't such a boar! That's the worst of it, Mizu. You're just a self absorbed BOAR! (Deep breath) Well. I'm outta here. Thanks for the fucking steak, Mizu."

With that, he walked away and joined Momo at the table

Mizu stood there for a couple of minutes, before shattering into a million pieces. Iida watched this and was stunned that Sora would be so bold. He looked to the readers and said,

"...Fuck..."

"ALRIGHT!" Shouted Present Mic. "THE LAST EVENT WILL BE A TOURNAMENT! BUCKLE UP EVERYONE. BECAUSE THIS TOURNAMENT IS GOING TO BE CRAZY!"

"The first match is, Izuku Midoriya vs Hitoshi Shinso!"

"Well that's my cue," Izuku said.

He then kissed Eri's horn.

"Good luck Daddy!" Eri said.

At this, Izuku walked up to the stage to see Shinso walking up to the other side of the stage.

'Well, I got the shit end of the stick.' Shinso thought.

Sora was watching the two of them walk to the stage.

"So what's that guy's quirk?" he asked Ojiro.

"His quirk allows him to mind control anyone who speaks to him." Ojiro answered.

Shinso looked at Izuku.

"Well, looks like you're a player Midoriya," Shinso said, "Having two girlfriends?"

"HEY! I'M NOT A PLA-" Izuku shouted until he was completely silent with a dead stare.

"MIDORIYA! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO REPLY?!" Ojiro shouted.

"Now, walk off the stage." Shinso told him. But Izuku did nothing. "Are you deaf or something?! Walk out of bounds!" Shinso shouted, getting frustrated. Still Izuku did nothing. "CAN'T YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND ME?! WALK. OFF. THE. STAGE!"

"Who said I would obey you?" Izuku finally replied. His body then started to become engulfed in green fire as he had a sadistic smile with his eyes turning slit with a more fiery green then his normal green eyes.

"What the-"

At that, Izuku fired an explosive fire ball beneath Shinso's feet, knocking him out of bounds instantly. Izuku then had control over his own body it seemed as he felt his head.

"Wha-... what did I do?!" Izuku asked.

Katsuki was in the audience just laughing away.

"Damn son! Who taught you to do the?" He asked.

"Hitoshi Shinso is out of bounds! Izuku Midoriya is the winner of this round!" Midnight shouted.

Izuku walked over to Shinso.

"You got a good quirk you know."

"You're just saying that out of pitty." Shinso told him.

"I'm really not! That could really be helpful when it comes down to tricking villains, given that they don't know how to shut up." Izuku noted to him.

Shinso smiled.

"Well. I guess I'll have to take your advice to heart then." He told Izuku.

The two of them shook hands and the crowd cheered. He walked back to the stands where he was greeted by Ochako and Melissa. They gave him a kiss on each cheek.

"You really did great out there Deku!" Ochako said, "You even encouraged him to pursue being a hero!"

"Of course I did," Izuku said with a smile, "Anyone can be a hero, quirk, or no quirk, magic or no magic."

Melissa smiled at Izuku's kind words. This gave her more determination to reach for the top like her girlfriend and her boyfriend. She then approached Izuku with a smirk on her face.

"You know Izuku, if you make it to the top three, Ochako and I might just have an award for you."

She then rubbed her chest onto Izuku's back, to which he started to turn red. Ochako noticed this, and knew she needed to step up her game if she wanted to keep up with her. She may be willing to share her fire breathing boyfriend, but that didn't mean she was going down without a fight. She went into Melissa's ear.

"What do you say we give Deku some 'girl' action as well," she whispered before caressing Melissa's butt, making her shiver.

'Fuck she's hot,' Melissa thought.

Meanwhile Shoto was getting ready for his next match. He saw his reflection once more.

"How long are you gonna go like this?" his reflection asked.

"Shut up." Shoto replied coldly.

"Look. I know you mourn for Dad, but he wouldn't want you to go like this."

Shoto just ignored his reflection and walked off.

"I won't use a quirk that kills."