AshenOne: Nope, no sympathy for Susan. Every monster has a beginning, and I thought I would elaborate on hers. DIO may have given her a push, but Susan's actions are her own. She's too far gone at this point, past redemption. No one should feel sorry for her. Also...who says DIO is a normal ghost? Jotaro will elaborate on this in a moment.

Crop duster: One, nice name. Two, don't worry. Susan is going to bite the dust REALLY soon.

Coco Jumbo: Johnny is a new man. The Steel Ball Run made him a stronger, and better person. He's immune to Blood on the Dance Floor, so now Susan can't target him directly.

Doesn't mean she can't target someone else.

KyoJo, as you call it, is going to happen after the Overhaul arc. The battle to save Eri will give them a much needed push.

...

Jotaro slapped the whiteboard to get his students attention.

"Ghosts."

Jotaro wrote the word down on the board, walking with a presence that commanded Class 1A's full attention. "Who here has seen one?"

Kaminari's hand shot up, and Jotaro turned to look at him. "You're a liar."

"But I did! It was big, and scary, and it had these creepy tendrils that tried to grab me!"

"That was me, doofus." Kyoka said. "You just walked into the common room at two in the morining...scared the shit out of me."

"Oh...why were you up? I was playing-"

"I...had a weird dream, and I couldn't go back to sleep." Kyoka said, her eyes briefly glanced at Johnny before focusing back on Kaminari. "Just don't sneak up on people, alright?"

"Getting off topic." Jotaro said. "Truth is, only stand users can see, and interact with ghosts. Anyone else would feel the normal symptoms: cold spots, whispers, cryptic writings, the occasional touch...all the spirit's attempts to make contact with the living."

Mineta leaned in and whispered into Izuku's ear. "You know, I wouldn't mind being a ghost, then I could take a peek at the girls without anyone noti-"

"I can make that happen, Mineta." Johnny growled at the grapist.

"eep!" Mineta quickly shut his mouth.

Sero raised his hand, and Jotaro motioned for him to speak. "Are the dorms haunted? I've been experiencing some of those things...and there was some weird writing about piss-"

"AHAHAHAHAHA! A prank, my friend, a prank!" Gyro said, ignoring Johnny's disapproving glare.

"No, I haven't seen anything around the dorms, Gyro is right." Jotaro said. I can't believe I'm protecting that bastard... Jotaro thought to himself.

Kyoka raised her hand. "Yes Jiro? "

"How do we get rid of them?" Kyoka asked, and Jotaro spotted a bit more than curiosity lingering in her eyes. Clearly, she had a bone to pick with Valentine.

"One thing that paranormal investigators do, is cleanse the haunted area with incense or holy artifacts, depending on the type of haunting. However, some ghosts simply can't be removed unless they choose to."

Kyoka frowned and say back in her chair. Unbeknownst to her, Valentine had entered the classroom, and was now gazing at her with an unreadable expression.

Be very careful, Jiro...you do NOT want that man as an enemy...

"Anyway, there is one type of ghost...that can interact with anyone. The Poltergeist, is a spirit that has come back for the sole purpose of harming people. They belong in hell, but they cling onto this world out of desperation. Anyone can interact with a poltergeist...even non-stand users, but it comes at the cost of danger. Poltergeists can harm the living, making them more dangerous than a simple ghost. Luckily, they're pretty rare."

"Like Yoshihiro Kira, correct?" A voice came from the doorway, and Rohan Kishibe stepped into the room. "Pardon my interruption Dr. Kujo, but I have some experience with ghosts."

"Oh no, it's Rohan." Kyoka muttered, earning a smirk from the manga artist. "Josuke has been rubbing off on you, Kyoka Jiro." Rohan turned to give Valentine a brief glare, the I almost had you kind of look.

"Anyway, I might have to talk to you after class...it's about a possible problem."

Jotaro nodded. "Well you're just in time. Class dismissed."

The class got up from their desks and made their way back to the dorms, minus the former politician, who was examining Johnny's desk. "An interesting lecture, Dr. Kujo...I don't believe we've ever had the opportunity to talk."

"And already this is one conversation too many." Jotaro said, gathering his papers from the desk. "What is it Rohan?"

"I have tracked a stand user here, and I have reason to believe they might be a student here." Rohan explained.

"So Santana might have a mole within our students..." Jotaro said, scratching his chin. "You think we can weed them out?"

"If I may..."

"YAKAMASHI! I'm talking to Rohan, not you!" Jotaro snapped at Valentine, cutting him off. Valentine frowned, and said nothing. Jotaro wasn't done however, as he got in the ghost president's face.

"You tried to kill my son, in case you forgot. I certainly didn't. Jiro is well within her right to want to get rid of you, and if I could, I would've done it already."

"We are no longer enemies, Jotaro Kujo, I'm here to help, I've already helped."

"Yeah, but helping us out isn't enough to earn our forgiveness. If you were truly on our side, you would feel remorse for your actions."

"I did what I thought was right, I have nothing to apologize for."

"Then I don't want anything to do with you. Rohan? Can you track down the stand user?"

Rohan nodded. "I'll have to snoop around the dorms...I hope that's not a problem."

"Alright...just don't be creepy."

...

"What the hell?"

Johnny had just opened his locker, only for a heart-shaped piece of paper to fall into the floor. He bent down to scoop it up, and Gyro curiously peeked over his shoulder.

"A love letter?"

SNAP!

Gyro and Johnny turned to see Kyoka holding one half of a pencil, the other half was on the floor. She cleared her throat and bent down to pick it up. "Well...wonder who wrote it?" She said, her voice coming out as if it were forced.

Gyro took the letter, smirking. It looks like someone's a bit jealous. He cleared his throat and began to read it.

"Dear JoJo,

I can't stop thinking about you. I know you probably wouldn't pay attention to a girl like me, but I need to say it.

I am madly in love with you. I can't help it. The way that your long, luscious, brown hair falls around your shoulders -"

"Oh give me a damn break, did they really write that?" Johnny asked.

"Yeah, it's making my ears bleed." Kyoka said, rubbing the sides of her head.

"I love your massive, rippling pecs..."

"Okay, I know I'm a Joestar and all, but I'm not THAT big."

" I love your eyes, they remind me of the ocean. "

Kyoka gagged, not as a joke, but an actual gag.

"But most of all, I just want you to-" Gyro did a double take. "spit in my mouth...okay that's disgusting, what kind of sick freak wrote this? Seriously, now they're saying-"

Gyro went quiet.

"Well, treat it like a band-aid, just get it over with." Johnny said, preparing for the worst.

"Also, I am a stand user...and the recipient of this letter will...die...if they don't kiss me by midnight..."

Johnny blinked. "You...you just killed me, Gyro. You do know that, right? I'm pretty much guaranteed to die."

SNAP!

Kyoka had mysteriously snapped her phone in half. Maybe it was just fragile?

"Look, I didn't know!"

"I have to kiss some girl I don't know! How the hell am I supposed to do that?!"

"Ahem."

The three of them slowly turned their heads towards Gyro's locker, and their faces betrayed their horror as Rohan Kishibe began climbing out of it like a manga-obsessed goblin.

"Rohan what the fuck?"

"Sorry, performing a stakeout."

"In...in my locker?"

"I had a feeling they would target Johnny, so I hid in the locker next to his."

"What did you do with my stuff?"

"Anyway, now that I know what the stand does, it seems like a simple fix. Just kiss the girl and beat her up." Rohan said, dusting himself off.

"Then he'd just be giving her what she wants." Kyoka muttered. "Besides, we have to find her first."

Rohan have her a smirk. "You sound more nervous than he does...interesting."

"Knock it off asshole."

"Where did you put my stuff?!" Gyro demanded.

"I've never kissed a girl before Rohan! It's not even someone I know!"

"What do you value more? Sentimentality or your life?"

"Do it Johnny."

"Huh?" Johnny turned to Kyoka in shock.

"It's...just a kiss, your life is more important." Kyoka said, averting her eyes.

Johnny looked at her with his eyebrows knit together, before putting his head down. "Fine...but I'm beating the hell out of her as payment."

Rohan nodded, while Kyoka looked like she was about to puke. "I'll...be in my room...if you need my help..." Kyoka said as she briskly walked back to the dorms.

"Kyoka..."

Rohan blinked. Is there something I'm missing here?

"WHERE. IS. MY. STUFF?!"

...

Well, that went swimmingly.

Gyro thought to himself as he entered her room, leaning against her door to

She looked like she didn't feel well...

SHIT!

Gyro punched his door in frustration. I HATE seeing them like this...I feel helpless, and it sucks. Why is love a thing, huh? Why must it be so distracting?

And here I thought that shit with The Chain would bring them together...all it did was make them even more confused about their stupid feelings!

Why did some dumb bitch have to force Johnny to kiss her?! Kyoka was hurt by that, I could tell!

"Well, someone's in a mood."

Gyro looked over to the speaker, and sighed.

Valentine...

"Fuck off, don't you understand the concept of privacy?" Gyro replied.

"No. It seems to me, llike you are concerned for your friends, correct?"

"You tried to kill Johnny and I, why would you care about something like that?" Gyro snapped back.

"...that may have been a mistake."

Gyro blinked in confusion. "What...what do you mean by that?"

"I've observed him, and you, during my time here. You are...genuinely happy when you are around all of these students. If I had succeeded, if I had killed the both of you, it would have left a negative impact on your friends. People I never meant to hurt. Every action has a consequence, and killing you and Kujo might have...had some serious ones."

"You know, it almost sounds like you're sorry." Gyro replied with a small smile.

"I still have no regrets...but I'm willing to admit I was being short-sighted. So, in a sense, I care about your safety. Because you're important...which is why I'm here to relay a message."

"...what is it?"

"Are you actually going to listen to me?"

"I don't trust you, but I'm willing to listen."

Valentine sighed. "Alright, here's what I know..."

...

"Are you sure?" Rohan asked.

"Yeah, if Valentine was telling the truth, he won't have to kiss her at all." Gyro replied.

"And are you sure you aren't inclined to believe him due to...personal interests? He is notorious for lying, and if you're wrong...Johnny could very well die."

"...I have a feeling he wasn't lying this time...I'm not asking you to trust Valentine, I'm asking you to trust ME."

Rohan looked Gyro up and down, before smiling to himself. "You know, I never thought I would like someone like you...but you have some guts...fine, I think I have a plan...you in?"

"And I think I have a willing volunteer."

Rohan and Gyro nodded, and went off to find what they were looking for.

...

Rohan Kishibe walked down the hallway, quickly passing a note to Johnny as he walked past. Johnny skimmed through it, and nodded to indicate he had understood.

Gyro, in the other hand, decided he would finally try talking to Mineta.

Rohan the passed by another person, a girl with pink hair, looked to be from general studies. They bumped shoulders, and Rohan apologized.

Too bad she didn't see him put his pen back into his jacket, she might have spared herself a lot of trouble.

...

"Are you okay Kyoka? You look paler than usual." Tsuyu asked.

"I'm fine."

Momo frowned. If she knew her best friend, the abrupt tone suggested that she was the opposite. However, she would bring it up when they were alone, Kyoka always needed her privacy.

"So, did you hear that JoJo got a love letter today?" Mina said.

Oh, so THAT'S what's wrong.

Momo was one of the few people Kyoka would confide in, so she knew of the very confusing events that occurred while her friend was attached to her crush. Kyoka knew her own feelings, but the possibility of Johnny returning them had sent her into a new level of uncertainty, especially when she believed that his feelings could be fake.

They weren't of course, she and Gyro talk about it a whole lot.

But she couldn't just tell Kyoka that Johnny likes her back, otherwise she would be disrespecting his privacy.

"I mean, he is the cutest boy in class, I'm surprised he hasn't gotten more." Hagakure responded.

"He probably has, he just doesn't take them seriously." Uraraka said. "JoJo is even more reserved than Deku...it probably makes him feel uncomfortable."

"Well he seemed pretty comfortable sleeping with Jiro." Mina said, causing Kyoka to stand up. "I told you it wasn't like that!"

"Kyoka's right, Mina. They had adult supervision, and they really didn't have much of a choice." Momo said, quick to be the voice of reason.

"I know, I know! But you shared the same bed with the hottest guy in U.A-"

"Stop making it a bigger deal than it is!" Kyoka snapped. The room went quiet, and Kyoka sighed. "Sorry, I'm getting worked up...I had a bad day."

"It's okay..."

Kyoka huffed and headed to her dorm room, trying desperately to understand what was going on with her head. He has to do it...he doesn't have a choice...God dammit, why am I acting like this?

...

When Kane Koufu saw Johnny walk through the door, she was delighted.

Here was the man she had fallen in love with from afar, coming to seal their love with a kiss.

"You came!"

"Of course, how could I resist?"

He...does he actually want me?!

"I've waited so long for this moment, Johnny Kujo, to tell you how I feel..."

"Save it for after sweetheart."

Kane grabbed Johnny by the cheeks and planted her lips on his, and he willingly went into her embrace, cupping her...assets.

...

"So...she thinks Mineta is me?" Johnny asked

"Yep. I used Heaven's Door to alter her perception. Now you are Mineta, and he is you, at least in her eyes."

Johnny looked down in disgust as the girl made out with the class pervert, who was welcoming it with open arms. "I almost feel sorry for her...if only she didn't bluff about the whole stand user thing."

"Yeah, imagine being desperate enough to fool somebody into thinking that they're going to die if they don't kiss you. I should include a villain like that in my manga!" Rohan stated as he pulled out his notepad and began to jot down notes.

"And he goes right back to the manga...big surprise."

"Are you uh, going to stop this Rohan?" Gyro gestured towards the mangled mess that was currently rolling on the ground.

"No, they deserve each other, I think I'll let her believe it's you for a few weeks, and then take it away just to see her reaction." Rohan stated.

"You're pretty devious, you know that?"

"So...if you tracked a stand user down to the school, and it wasn't her...who was it?"

Rohan shrugged. "Guess I'll have to keep looking."

Unbeknownst to them, Susan Cujoh was watching them from the shadows.

...

"Hey."

Kyoka looked up to see Johnny standing over her. "And here I thought Gyro was the only one who would break into my room."

"Your door was open."

"Oh..."

Johnny motioned towards her bed. "Can I-"

"Sure."

Johnny sat down next to her. "I didn't kiss her, by the way. It was a trick."

"So?" Kyoka said, absentmindedly strumming her guitar. "Why are you coming to me for approval? It's your life, you can do what you want."

"You seemed upset."

"I-" Kyoka faltered. "I was...I'm all over the place JoJo...ever since that stupid stand screwed with us, I just don't know what to feel anymore. What's happening to us? "

"It's confusing...it'll take a while for things to go back to the way they were, but they will, you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because we're stronger than this. We can get through this together, I know it."

Kyoka nodded. "We are...JoJo, the truth i-"

"HELP! I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANT HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!" Mineta yelled, sprinting down the hallway as Kane chased after him. " COME BACK JOHNNY! IT'S ONLY HANDCU-"

Kyoka slowly turned her head to face Johnny. "What did you do?"

Johnny could only offer her a smile. "Blame Rohan, not me."

"My life will never be normal with you people around, will it? It'll always be...bizarre."

"That's a good word for it."