Everyone who talked about Jotaro: I'm not saying anything! Maybe it's Midnight, maybe it isn't...and IT ISN'T ERMES! NO! HUMBLE3DORE NO!

In all seriousness, maybe I shouldn't have put the Ermes reveal right after the Jotaro one, huh? My bad...

Bearticguy7: Brilliant as usual!

jkgaming: 1) Sort of. 2) Josuke is a little older than Ermes, I'm not sure. 3) I would, but I neither have the time nor the talent. Honestly, I wish I did.

DeathlyJazzHands55: I actually feel really bad, I should've included Ermes sooner!

TheSBRdude: YohNeimewas always intended to be one of the most cursed things in my story.

heaven's door: Thanks for writing that GOD AWFUL character! It was a joy to make her as horrifically cringey as possible!

Jddraign: Weather? Hmmm...soon.

Euphoria: I'd agree that there are definitely parallels between Momo and Fugo, unfortunately, I've already established that he is with Giorno. Purple Haze Feedback is canon in this story. Still a pretty good idea though!

dumpstertrashfire123: Everyone on her enemies list was someone in a relationship. I'm glad you thought she was cringey!

AshenOne: Yup, the whole thing was just a giant parody of Y/N stories. Of course, not all of those stories are bad, I know one that is actually quite brilliant, this was mostly a parody of the really, really bad ones.

delrosario-ivogmail-com: Nine.


"I see you're ignoring me."

Tombstone remained silent, and Living Dead sighed.

"Why are you so pissed? I stopped you from shooting a child."

"I'm...mad at myself, you're just making it worse."

"Oh, so you can feel guilt?"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Tombstone said, turning to face his stand. Living Dead stood it's ground though, and was facing it's user with it's arms crossed.

"You hated Valentine so much, and for what? Have you ever considered that he truly didn't mean to hurt you? I mean, you were going to shoot an innocent teenaged girl for Christ's sake."

"Why do you care?"

"Because, like it or not, I'm a part of you. I've been your stand long enough to know that you weren't yourself."

"Look, we go after the people who deserve it, whether they be hero, or villain, that's what we've always done."

"Except you were clearly making the wrong decision. Valentine stopped the Necromancer, he saved us all."

Tombstone stopped and clenched his fists. "I will never...never have respect for that man. She was in my wa-"

"SHUT UP!"

Tombstone took a step back, before his green eyes turned angry. "Excuse me?"

"I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!" The stand hollered at it's user. "WE USED TO STAND FOR SOMETHING, DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL AM I THE VOICE OF REASON?! IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!"

Tombstone glared at Living Dead. "Oh, you're sick of me, eh? I've been sick of you since the moment you came into my life! YOU'RE A CURSE, A FUCKING SHIT STAIN!"

"AND NOW YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME!" Living Dead hollered. "EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PAST USERS WAS AN OUTLAW, SCUMBAGS WHO KILLED FOR PLEASURE, YOU ALWAYS HAD A FUCKING REASON! UNTIL NOW!"

Tombstone growled and turned away, his back facing to the stand, but Living Dead grabbed him by the shoulder and whirled him around.

"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH M-"

*CRACK!*

Living Dead socked it's own user in the face, hard. Tombstone reeled back from the hit, stunned, as the furious stand loomed over it's own user, wiping blood from it's mouth.

"You...you almost killed someone who didn't deserve it, all because of your hatred for one man, one man who probably didn't even mean to hurt you. You're...the best used I've ever had, even if you hate my guts, it's the truth. I can't help what I am, I can't help what I do, I didn't doom you to eternal damnation on purpose...but if I did have a choice? I would've set you free after I saw your spirit."

Tombstone got up. "You actually hit me."

"Of course I did. Just because I'm your stand, doesn't mean I'm just going to sit down and take your abuse. We've been at this for over a century, and we always killed with a purpose. The girl, Jiro...her death would've served no purpose whatsoever. You are abandoning yourself...and that scares me. I don't want to belong to another low-life, especially after all we've accomplished together. I...truly care about you, Jack...and I won't let you ruin yourself."

Tombstone looked down at his hands. "Have I really just become a tool of hatred? Have I really sunk so low, that my cursed stand has to reprimand me? You're...right. I was too focused on Valentine...Jiro didn't deserve death, not at all."

"Well, where do we go from here?"

"I...don't know. I think...I'll continue my hunt for Tomura Shigaraki. Maybe if I encounter the girl again, I can make up for what I did."

"Now you're sounding like your old self."

"Valentine isn't here, I can finally think straight. Thank you...Drink With the Living Dead, I suppose...I never really did take your feelings into account. I'm glad I rubbed off on you a little bit."

"Me too, now...are we gonna kill people or what?"

"Emphasis on, 'a little bit.'"

...

"Hey, do you know where the hell I can find UA high?" Ermes asked a passerby. "I'm here to see a friend, and I have no idea where to find anything."

"*sigh* foreigners."

"Oi, I'm tryin' my best here! There's no need to be a bastard about it!"

"Your map is upside down, Ma'am."

"O-oh, my bad!" Ermes turned her map over, and began walking to UA. She had gotten a message from Anasui, telling her about his upcoming wedding with Jolyne. Honestly, she wouldn't have believed it if it weren't for the fact that he sent photographic evidence.

Still, Ermes couldn't say she wasn't excited.

"Ermes Costello, right?"

Ermes blinked, and slowly turned her head to find a blonde man covered in feathers grinning at her. "Er...how do you know my name?"

"One of my friends said you tried to give him your panties, and you may or may not be considered a threat by my master." The man replied, pulling his bedazzled sunglasses down to his nose.

Ermes deadpanned. "Why would I give someone my...oh...him. Listen, I'm on my way to visit a friend, your master can attack me some other time."

"Is this friend a certain Jolyne Kujo?"

Ermes paused. "Alright, now I know you're an enemy. Has Jolyne gotten herself into more trouble or what?" She turned to face her bedazzled opponent. "Here's the deal, you leave, and I won't add tar to those feathers."

"Sure, I can certainly do that! For a price that is..."

"Price?"

"Yeah, just give me the same offer you gave my friend, an-"

*CRACK!*

Kiss came out and punched the stranger in the no-no spot. "LIKE HELL I WILL!"

The stranger smiled, and Ermes took a step back, disgusted. "Ooooh...do that AGAIN!"

"YOU LIKED THAT?! GROSS!"

"Well, I barely felt it." The man pulled down his sunglasses revealing bloodshot eyes.

"Oh my God...you're stoned."

"I've been smoking weed for ten whole hours! I'm as high as a kite!"

Ermes rolled her eyes, and patted the enemy stand user on the shoulder. "How about we do this some other time? You know, when you're a little more...sober?"

"Hell naw! I might be high, but you're about to be even higher! Rocket Man!"

The man tipped over and feel face first into Ermes boobs. "OI! GET OF-"

Ermes deadpanned as they turned into rocket thrusters. A stand resembling a glittery green astronaut emerged from the stoner's back, crossing it's arms. "Anything Rocket Man touches turns into a rocket, and now that beautiful pair of thrusters should send you sky high!"

"WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeellllllllll!" Ermes screamed as she was flung up into the air by her boob-rockets, all the money she was keeping inside of her secret pockets flying everywhere.

"Ooooh! Thanks for the cash, now I can buy mo-" The man paused as his eyes began to water. "The pain...just kicked in..."


Johnny knocked on Izuku's door. "Oi, Broccoli! Can I come in?"

"Just a second!"

Johnny waited patiently as his childhood friend rustled around in his room, before Izuku opened the door. "What's up?"

"The tree house is done."

"Really?! That's awesome!"

"Yeah..but that's not the reason I'm here. I just wanted to check up on you, considering recent events. I mean, the Necromancer really screwed with you."

Izuku sighed. "Thanks JoJo...I'm better. It's still pretty unnerving, how close he was to taking my mother away from me...she's really all I've got, JoJo."

"How is she?"

"She's actually pretty okay. She seems...happier for some reason, maybe it's because she's proud or something?"

"Maybe. Look...I know you're struggling with this, you almost crossed a line after all. Just...we're all here for you, this group formed around you after all. Each and every one of us cares about you, even Katsuki, although he isn't willing to admit it. You always have someone to talk to."

Izuku smiled. "I know JoJo. Really, I do. I'm really glad I have you guys, all of you, even if you are slowly turning me into an asshole."

"You're conforming!"

"I...don't think that's a good thing..."

"We just need to turn YaoMomo into an asshole too!"

"I don't like thinking about that." An image of Momo cussing like a trucker popped into Izuku's brain, and he shook his head.

"It's only a matter of time, now that she's finally ended the game with Gyro. He's patient zero."

Then Johnny got a text, so he pulled out his phone.

Ears: JoJo, would you be a dear and save my life? I'm currently drowning in chocolate fondue.

Johnny blinked, and then sighed. "Yare yare daze..."

Horseshoe: Where are you?

Ears: Courtyard, please hurry. It's almost to my chin.

"Is something wrong?" Izuku asked.

"Kyoka is drowning."

Izuku's face turned alarmed. "AND SHE TEXTED YOU THAT?!"

Johnny was already gone, however, having already exited the dorms building through a window, clearly in much more of a rush than he let on. Izuku shook his head and flew down the hallway and out the open window, still caught off guard by Kyoka's nonchalant cry for help.


"HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Ermes screamed, as she was propelled further into the air.

How the hell am I going to get out of this?! I'm higher then the buildings at this point! How am I going to land?!

The enemy stand user had already rolled another blunt, and was puffing on it, while Rocket Man shook it's head in disapproval. "See, you're higher than me now! I wonder what the splat will be like?"

Ermes saw a flagpole extending from one of the buildings, and had Kiss attempt to grab it, only to miss by a hair. Thinking quickly, she threw a sticker onto the flagpole, and she managed to grab onto it's duplicate.

Ermes clung to the flagpole for her life, knowing full well that one slip would be all it takes for a fatal fall. Her chest thrusters were still going strong. Why is my stand's grip...slipping, why do I feel so tired?

Is this stand using my stamina as fuel?! I need to figure out a way to defeat him before I run out of juice, but this thing is restricting my movement!

Then Ermes had an idea, and she slowly began to inch her way down the pole, and gritted her teeth as the thrusters began pushing her the other way. She was now facing the ground, rather than the sky. Grunting, she had Kiss reach over and peel the sticker off the other side of the flagpole duplicate.

I may be pointing towards the ground...but the impact from the duplicates fusing together...

CRACK!

The flagpole was one once more, and Ermes was flung right towards the stoner, her rockets only increasing her speed as she hurled herself towards her enemy.

...I'll go right towards him! All I had to do was put a sticker on a certain spot, and the angle was just right! Smoke THIS!

Ermes flew towards the man, but he dodged out of the way just as she sailed past. She quickly summoned Kiss, and the stand wrapped it's arms around her waist as it attempted to slow her fall, to limited success.

"You won't catch Mary Jane that easily! I might be wasted, but I still have nine out of six senses! By the way...I just touched your back...I think..."

Ermes screamed as another rocket emerged from her back and began pushing.

"Now the rockets from the front, and the rocket in the back, are going to push your insides together!" Mary Jane exclaimed gleefully. "Your torso is gonna be a pancake after I'm done with you!"

Ermes coughed up blood as pressure was applied to her torso from both sides, and she began stumbling towards Mary Jane, Kiss fading in and out of existence as she tried to get to her wasted opponent.

I didn't take this guy seriously, but this could actually be it for me! Ermesthought to herself as she struggled. I need to shut this down, and quickly!


"Well...you look delicious."

"Are you making fun of me, or flirting?" Kyoka asked. Her body was encased in hardened chocolate from the neck down.

"Both."

"How did this even happen?!" Izuku said, examining the chocolate shell, and then at the giant chocolate fountain behind them. "I mean, where did this come from?!"

"I don't know. One minute I'm texting my mom, and the next I'm waist deep in chocolate. I'm lucky my phone was in front of my face, or I wouldn't have been able to text anyone for help. Honestly, that would've been a really bizarre way to go out."

"Clearly a stand user is responsible for this, although they're long gone by now. They probably thought it would be a hit and run." Johnny said, tapping the chocolate casing. "How are we gonna get you out of this?"

"You could carve it off with a nail bullet."

"I don't want to accidentally knick you with it."

"Johnny, it's not like you're using the Infinite Rotation, I'll be okay if I get a few cuts here and there." Kyoka said, rolling her eyes. "Just get me out of this stupid shell already."

"I mean...we could eat it." Izuku said. "It looks pretty good."

"I could lick it off." Johnny said with a smirk, watching in satisfaction as Kyoka went beet red.

"I...I...uh..."

"Relax, I was joking...mostly.

"You're an ass, Johnny Kujo."

"You fell in love with me. Alright, I'm gonna active a nail bullet now, tell me if I'm getting a bit too close to you."

Izuku frowned. "I wanted to eat it."

"We can eat the shavings."

"I've had enough of chocolate for one day, you two can go ahead." Kyoka said, as Johnny began scraping off the chocolate with a nail bullet. "I hope we can get that stupid fountain taken care of before our classmates come back tomorrow, or we'll probably never hear the end of it."

"You'll never hear the end of this."

"This is karma for how often I tease you, isn't it?"

"No, not at all."

"As the queen of sarcasm, I'm pretty good at recognizing it, you giant gaping asshole."

"You're in a bad mood."

"I almost drowned, in case you forgot. Do you know how hard it is to swim in liquid chocolate? I could barely move, let alone swim! I was seriously in a life threatening situation back there!"

Johnny reduced the chocolate on Kyoka's arm enough for her to break it on her own, and she began doing arm circles.

"WellIsupposechocolatewouldbethickerthanwatermaybeifyouhadstrongerlegsyoucouldpotentiall ykeepyourselfafloatbutchocolateisntwatersoIsupposeitreallydependsonthedensityoftheliquid-"

"Izuku, I think the world of you, and your muttering is usually endearing, but I don't need a four page essay on how I almost died." Kyoka said, her other arm now free.

"S-sorry! You know...one thing that I just can't believe is, whoever this weirdo is pulled a hit and run on you. Talk about cowardly, and with chocolate of all things. I think it's safe to say they're coming back, now that their attack failed."

"Failed? At killing me, yes? Giving Johnny an opportunity to make fun of me?"

"I couldn't resist, I'm usually on the receiving end of it." Johnny said with a smile, freeing Kyoka's leg.

"I do it out of love."

"I know, I never said I didn't enjoy it! It's really sweet of you." Johnny said with a smirk, and Kyoka nudged him with her foot. "OI!"

"I heard that pun. You hang out with Gyro too much."

"So do you."

"Maybe we all do." Izuku said, rubbing his forehead. "I'm pretty sure that between him and Aoyama I've developed an appetite for cheese."

"Cheese is good, everybody who can eat it loves it." Johnny responded. "There, you're free from your delicious bonds, how do you feel?"

"...Like a Snickers bar, that's what."

"Hey...all joking aside, are you okay? You gave me a heart attack when I got that text." Johnny asked, and Kyoka closed her eyes and smiled.

"I am, not the closest I've come to death, but definitely the strangest. Thanks for getting here so quick."

"No problem, I'd travel the whole Milky Way just to make sure you're safe."

"...I'm free now, you know that? I can hurt you."

"Oh come on Babe..."

Kyoka raised an eyebrow. "You've never called me babe."

"Ruth."

"...Fuck you."


Ermes threw a punch, only for her chest to constrict further. Not only was she slowly being crushed, but her body was being sapped of all it's energy. Kiss was fading in and out, most likely due to the fact that she could no longer breathe.

"Face it Ermes Costello, you're finished! There is no possible way you can escape this, you may as well lay down and accept your fate!"

That's what you think, you bastard!

Ermesrevealed her trap card, she had managed to put a sticker on Mary Jane's blunt, and had peeled it off with the faux punch. Mary Jane watched in horror as the double blunt he didn't realize he was smoking self-destructed in his hand.

"NO! MY WEED! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WITHOUT MY WEED! MY WEED!"

"Ya know, when you become addicted to a drug, it becomes a lifeline." Ermes said, finally able to speak. As soon as the user broke "concentration", the rockets began to die down, and the pressure was slowly lifted. "You literally can't live without it, so you're going into immediate withdrawl...or a mental breakdown of sorts. What will you do without your weed?"

"YOU BITCH, I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT IT!"

"Well duh, that's what I just said." Ermes said, and smiled once she was her chest return to normal. "That's better, much better! Now where's my goddamn money?!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"I see you no longer have the capability to respond, so I'll just search you for it."

After Ermes retrieved her money, and then some, Mary Jane suddenly reached out to grab her wrist, but she quickly withdrew her hand. Weakened, the enemy stand user writhed around on the ground, before bringing his bloodshot eyes to meet hers.

"You think this is over, huh?! NO! You'll never rest, not while the League of Bad Life Choices is hunting you down!"

"League of..." Ermes sighed. "Of course you're part of a group, with a stupid name no less. Alright, I'm done, have fun going into severe withdrawal in a few minutes."

Mary Jane grunted, and lowered his head to the ground, defeated. Ermes snorted. "And to think, I didn't have to mess him up."

Suddenly, the ground below Ermes turned into a giant rocket thruster, and Mary Jane lifted his head grinning in satisfaction as the startled Ermes fell right into it. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IF I CAN'T SMOKE, I'LL JUST SMOKE YOU! DIE MOTHERFUCKER, BURN TO A CRISP!"

"You people never learn..."

Suddenly, Mary Jane found himself inside a thruster. "WHAT?!"

"Kiss can duplicate anything I put a sticker on, that includes your thrusters!" Ermes yelled from. the other thruster. "I just put you in a duplicate! And if I remove the sticker..."

Mary Jane felt the thruster shift, and suddenly he was next to Ermes. "They combine back into one! I just pulled you right into mine!"

Mary Jane screamed as Ermes kicked his hand, but used his ability on her foot. Ermes smiled as her foot turned into a rocket, and she began to fly out of the giant thruster just as it was about to go off. "To infinity and beyond! Or in your case, HELL!"

The giant thruster went off, and Mary Jane's scream filled the air as he was flung from it in a giant fiery inferno. His body crashed to the ground, and the only noise coming from him was a small groan.

"Huh, looks like he survived." Ermes said, landing beside the crispy stand user. "He must have dialed down the output of the rocket just before it went off, lucky bastard. Or...unlucky, I'd hate to have burns like that and a hangover, but he drew first blood." Ermes said with a shrug, and walked across the street to pick up her bag.

"Welp, Jolyne, here I come!"


"JONATHAN!"

"Alright, alright! I'll knock it off with the candy puns!" Johnny said, his hands put up in surrender. "I just thought that since you turned out alright I could joke about it!"

"Gyro is rubbing off on you." Kyoka muttered. "Well, when this douchebag comes back, I'm gonna return the favor."

"You're going to encase them in chocolate?"

"No, I'm gonna shove chocolate up their ass!" Kyoka said, exasperated.

"Alright, well...would you like me to get you something other than chocolate, since you're in such a bad mood?"

Kyoka sighed. "I just need time to process what happened, you know? Drowning alone is unpleasant enough, but in something you can't even swim in? I didn't have any other choice but to call for help. I mean, death by chocolate? What the actual hell was that?!"

Johnny closed his eyes, contemplating. "Some stand user that probably has an unhealthy obsession with sweets, I'm guessing. It's Willy Wonka all over again."

"Are we gonna be attacked by Oompa Loompas next?"

"Dear God, I hope not. Those things have me the creeps as a kid." Johnny shuddered. "Creepy little orange bastards, singing about your demise all cheerful-like."

Kyoka giggled. "I'm afraid of ghosts, and you're afraid of Oompa Loompas?"

"Was, Kyoka, was."

Kyoka laughed some more, and wrapped her hand around Johnny's. "Hey, thanks for saving me today, really. I know it was a really weird situation, but I thought I was a goner."

"You should just wear your support items with you everywhere you go."

"Heh...I'm considering it." Kyoka said, before frowning.

"What's wrong?"

"We just got done with the Necromancer shit, and Santana's still hurt. We should be getting a break right now, don't you think? I'm willing to fight till the end, you know that...but sometimes I hope just wish that we could have some time to be kids for once." Kyoka said with a sad smile. "We've all had to grow up pretty fast...I just think we deserve a break, and yet the low-lifes are still attacking us."

"The villains have to disagree with you there, Kyoka." Johnny said. "But their opinion doesn't matter...maybe we could try and find time to just, get away from everything for a while, you know?"

Kyoka nodded. "I would really like that. Where would we go?"

"I've always wanted to go to Italy." Johnny said with a smile. "I mean, my Uncle Giorno is still in town after the whole Thanksgiving fiasco, maybe we could arrange something with my dad so we can go with him?"

"I've never been to other countries, other than America and I-Island of course. Gyro always says that it's really beautiful there." Kyoka said, a wistful look in her eyes. "Do you think we could do that?"

"I think we could...I think we should."

"I would really, really love that." Kyoka said with a smile. "I hope we can."

"Excuse me?" The two turned to see a woman looking at them. "I heard Jolyne Kujo was staying here, and...you look a lot like her, you're Johnny aren't you?"

"Maybe, who are you?"

"Ermes Costello!" Ermes said with a smile, offering her hand, and a surprised Johnny took it.

"Oh yeah, Jolyne talks about you a lot! What are you doing here?!"

"I'm here because she's getting married of course! You know, you were one of the things that kept her going in that prison, she was always talking about saving her dad and meeting her brother. It got a little annoying at times, but...it's nice to finally meet you!"

"Likewise! Jolyne wouldn't be alive if it weren't for you."

"You're damn right!"

"I HEAR A VOICE!" Jolyne yelled in the distance. "I KNOW THAT FUCKING VOICE!"

Ermes grinned ear to ear as Jolyne came running into the room, and immediately crushed her in a hug. The two women began jumping around in a circle, shrieking at the top of their lungs. Johnny watched in amusement, while Kyoka bristled from the loud noise.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Jolyne screamed, grinning.

"You're fiance gave me a call, I just had to come see you!" Ermes said. "You and Anasui, who'd have thought?!"

"I know right?! I can't believe you're here!" Jolyne said. "This is the best surprise I have ever gotten!"

"I set a stoner on fire today!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, are you in trouble again? He wanted to kill me because I was a friend of yours."

Jolyne pressed her lips together. "I should fill you in...oh, I see you met Johnny!"

"Yep."

"Great! Oh, Kyoka, are you okay? Midoriya said you almost got turned into a Hershey's bar."

"What?" Ermes asked.

Kyoka sighed. "I'm fine, thanks. Just a slip up."

"Well, better avoid slipping, Butterfingers." Jolyne said with a grin, and led her best friend off, Ermes looking more confused than ever. Kyoka slowly turned to look at Johnny.

"I swear I had nothing to do with that." Johnny said, trying to hold back a grin.

"..." Kyoka could only glare at him.

"Kyoka, I promise."

"...Run."

Johnny decided to take her advice, and proceeded to use the Joestar technique.


"Well Uchiko? Make it quick." Shigaraki said. "You said you had something to show me?"

"I did." A small, portly man with goggles and a large mustache turned to face the former leader of the League of Villains. "As you know, Santana made me do his dirty work for months, and I have grown quite bitter as a result. We both want to destroy him."

"What he did to you is tame, Doctor." Shigaraki said, his face comforting in rage. "At least he fed you."

"I am well aware you had it worse, Tomura Shigaraki, although it seems you have been recovering nicely, you are almost back to your old physique. Which, is why I called you here. I have made something you will enjoy."

Uchiko pulled a curtain aside, and Shigaraki stepped back as a Nomu decked out in golden armor stepped out. The massive hulk slowly turned and bowed to Shigaraki. "Master."

"My newest creation! One to put that stupid High End that Endeavor squashed yesterday to shame! This Nomu is different from the others, because he was bred as a Santana killer."

"And the heroes weakened Santana, didn't they?" Shigaraki said, a sadistic smile making it's way onto his face. "He wouldn't be at his best..."

"Exactly, he is still recovering, we may as well hit him while he's weak, to ensure he cannot survive. You see, I have combined a certain number of quirks into him, quirks that make him nigh invincible!"

"How so?"

"He doesn't take damage, at all. Only a single part of his body has shown any vunerability, and it is so miniscule there is no way Santana will spot it!" Uchiko said, his goggles shining. "He has enhanced strength, speed, and the strength of will to put that Pillar Man in the ground!"

"Completely invunerable...almost an equal in strength and speed...Santana's hurt...we can actually kill this bastard." Shigaraki said gleefully. "You've outdone yourself, Doctor. What's it's name?"

"I named him after the Greek hero he bears the most similarities to, I call him...Achilles."

Achilles rose to his feet, and his eyes gleamed in anticipation.

"Achilles..." Shigaraki said, looking the Super Nomu up and down. "I like that...Santana better watch his back."


Credit for Rocket Man goes to Balanced goose!

Also, some of my responses have unfortunately been deleted. I'll try and get them added in as soon as possible.