Chapter 83 - Hell Comes to Quahog
As the scene show Frank Mallque Jr getting out of the refrigerator with a bag of peas on his head.
Frank Jr
I rock peas on my head,
but don't call me a pea head
Then next scene shows Peter Griffin with lots of bees on his head as the bees cover his hair like an afro.
Peter
Bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
The next scene show John with a tiny Bruce lee figure on his head while the scene zoom out to show him doing a karate pose.
John
Bruce lee's on my head
but don't call me a lee head
Then next scene show Frank, Peter and Frank Jr in the Griffin bedroom as Frank is feed a bonsie tree with a milk bottle.
Frank, Peter and Frank Jr
Now excuse me please
we got's to get my tree fed
Then next scene shows the Griffin girls standing together as random scene pass by them and then it show Persephone using a sewing machine to make her own clothing
Meg, Persephone and Emily
You wear name brands
and I make my own clothing
Then the next scene shows Stewie with Brian on his lap with him having a loathing face.
Stewie
I hang out with an Dog
who loves self-loathing
"I hate myself!" Brian said at the people.
The next scene show Peter make pancakes until he puts on his face.
Peter
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
Then next scene show Tyler with a shampoo bottle on his lap as he rubs like a baby.
Tyler
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Then the scene show Frank telling the audience that they can't tell him what to do while a cartoon tells him to dance like a monkey. Then he has a lemon throw at him but used it in his beef stew.
Frank
Cuz it's my show you can't tell us whatta do
when life hands me lemons I make beef stew
Then the scene show the family wear burglar masks while they are rocking on a rocking chair couch. Then it show Peter putting a bologna in his left pocket while Lois put cream cheese in Frank's gold locket
Frank
So yo we gotta go it's time for us to rock it
Peter put bologna in his left pocket
Lois just smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
As the scene show Frank talking to the audience that it's his show. Then again with Frank with Frank Jr dancing behind him
Frank and Frank Jr
Cuz it's my show I'm Frank George Mallque
it's my show I'm shmanky jeews shmallques
it's my show I'm
Frank George Mallque.
As the scene ends with Frank Jr and Frank wearing hoody's while holding a sign that said Family Guy Mallque Chronicles Season 5 and it fade to black.
The episode begins with Frank, Negi, Zeke, Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire playing ping pong at the Drunken Clam, Joe hits the ping pong ball out of the window.
"OH YES! I slam it, you can suck it!" Joe said while playing ping-pong.
"Joe that was our last ball." Cleveland said.
As he notice Joe sends the last ping-pong ball out the window,
"Eh, don't worry. Mr. Moose will help us out." Peter says he will get some more from Mr. Moose.
As he and Frank walks over to him.
"Won't you, Mr. Moose?" Frank asked him about helping them.
"Fine. Knock-knock." Mr. Moose asked his knock knock joke
"Ping pong balls!" Frank and peter said as they did a reference to the character from Captain Kangaroo who as a regular joke, has ping-pong balls dropped on the Captain.
As the balls drops on them and they went to the gang near the ping pong table.
"Hey, guys, look at us. We're covered in balls." Frank said
"Just like..." peter reply until quagmire interrupt him.
"Just like Sharon Stone." Quagmire said his response.
"You beat me to it. Man, I haven't had this much fun since I was in that Broadway show." Peter reply as cutaway show him performing red dawn the musical.
Cutaway
We see Peter performing at Red Dawn: The Musical.
Peter:
I'm a Wolverine
And my hatred keeps me warm
A Wolverine
So you Russians best be warned.
[as the music accelerates] Shootin' commies, drinkin' deer blood, peein' in the radiator,
Look up there, here comes a really angry Russian helicopter— AAAAHHHHH!
"It has been...a red dawn." Frank Jr said.
Cutaway ends
Now back to the bar with the gang until Horace come to them.
"Hey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg and the girls at the roller rink." Horace said as he reminded peter to pick up Meg from the roller skating rink.
"No!" Joe shouted in boredom while zeke crush a can with his forehead.
"We're just getting started!" Quagmire whine as their fun is ending.
"Meg is my least favorite of all your children." Cleveland reply his response until frank and Negi slap him behind the head for that remark.
"It's okay Negi, because we'll just move the party to the skating rink." Frank said as they will move their party to the skating ring.
"Who's sober enough to drive?" Peter asked the gang on who is sober to drive them to the skate ring.
Nobody in the gang raised their hands.
"Okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver
because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because?" Peter asked them about a special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because of it.
"I mean, come on, you gotta get your car home, right? I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want, for me to take a bus? Well, screw that. You take a bus." Frank answer the rest of the special kind of drunk that need to use his car to get home, they mean, what do they expect the person to do, take a bus? Is that what they want, for the person to take a bus? Well, screw that. You take a bus.
"I'm that kind of drunk." Cleveland said as he raises his hand.
As Peter throws the keys to Cleveland
"Shotgun!" Frank shouted as he called shotgun to the car.
As the scene change to United Skates of America, the roller rink where Peter and the gang went to pick up Meg and the girls, is a real chain with 17 locations across the United States including one in Rumford, Rhode Island.
As the gang enter the ring, they meet up with Meg, Persephone and Emily. They skate towards Frank.
"Hi honey, why are you here with dad and his boys?" Meg asked frank while kissing him on the cheek.
"Dad, where have you been?! We've been waiting for over an hour!" Persephone asked peter on where he has been.
"And I almost thought I would run out of spare 'You know what's' because of your tardiness." Emily said to peter about her problem with a quite tone since her problem is embarrassing.
"Grab some wood there, bub. Daddy and his friends have been drinking, and we're gonna keep on drinking until we each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official." Peter explain to the girls that he and his friends have been drinking, and they're gonna keep on drinking until they each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official.
"Oh, that's crazy tal... Cleveland said until his eyes widen.
As Negi comforts his father.
"Oh, my God. Minister Washington, how could you?!" Cleveland said as he remembers that he was rape by Minister Washington.
"Man, look at all these chicks." Quagmire said as he look at the chicks in the ring.
"Oh wow. Wow, if I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public, just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!" Joe explain that if he were a woman, he would press his bare boobs up against glass in public, just for the SEXUAL THRILL!
We now see the gang skating inside the ring while peter is trying to skate in balance.
"How do I stop?" Peter asked his friends about how to stop his skates.
"Use the rubber stoppers on the front." Cleveland tells him to use the rubber stoppers on the front of his skates.
The scene with Quagmire seeing a beautiful woman from the back
"Hey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?" Quagmire asked the woman about skating with him.
But then turning into a fat woman from the front is similar to the film Shallow Hal.
"Sure!" Fat woman said in happy tone.
But quagmire panics when he see the fat woman.
"Never mind! Boy, you look a lot better from the back. Quagmire
"You jerk!" Fat woman said in upset tone as she turns around and she appears skinning in the back.
"Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere?" Quagmire asked her again until he remembers what he did.
"No, no, no! Wait. Wait." Quagmire, remember what's on the other side. Quagmire
The disco song that plays during the scene where Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe are roller-skating is "A Fifth of Beethoven" by Walter Murphy, who, not so coincidentally, is also a composer for Family Guy.
As the gang was on line as they skate to the beat.
As peter shake his shoulders to the beat.
Then Frank shake his shoulders to the beat.
Next its Quagmire shake his shoulders to the beat.
Then Negi shake his shoulders to the beat.
Then Zeke shake his shoulders to the beat.
Then Joe shake his shoulders to the beat while he has skates on his feet and finally Cleveland shake his shoulders to the beat while holding Joe's legs.
Then scene show them skate together like seas serpent side to side in front and the back.
Then the scene show them sticking their left leg in the air while skating but in Joe's case it was his left arm.
Then scene shows peter and frank groove on the spotlight on the left side.
Then the scene shows peter and Frank sliding to the left, while quagmire and Negi slides right, while Zeke slide to the left with Joe and Cleveland.
Then scene shows peter and frank groove on the spotlight on the right side.
The next scene show them twirling like synchronize swimmers while Cleveland holds Joe's while they twirling.
Then it shows quagmire and Negi slide posing while frank and peter stretch their left legs like models.
The finally show them holding hand in a circle while skating until they did a group pose at the end of the music.
"That was awesome!" Zeke said as he thought what they did in the ring was amazing.
"Oh, my God! That was completely by accident." Frank said in agreement.
"That was great fun. I don't even remember why we came, but I had a ball." Peter said as he and the gang enter the car and drive away.
I look forward to reminiscing about this tomorrow. Negi said as they talk while they leave the skate ring but they forget some people.
"Pops wait!" Frank shouted as he hold hand with Meg as they run after the car.
"Dad! Wait! You forgot us again!" Persephone said as she went after her sister and husband.
"And I've only got my last diaper on me." Emily explain that she is on her last diaper.
That's when a guy show up near them.
"Need a lift? Oop, didn't answer me quick enough." The Guy said as he punk them.
Then the guy drives away on his motorcycle.
Jackass. Emily said in anger as she is piss off.
Then Rain starts pouring down and made the girls/Frank wet.
"Well this is Peachy..." Persephone said sarcastically as they were getting even more wet.
Then they start running home as scene fade to black.
We now join ourselves at the Mallque/griffin house as the family was watching TV.
They were seeing a Pepperidge Farm commercial with an old man in carge.
"Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self-free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears." Old Man said as he black mails every person who is watching this commercial to buy their product.
Until the front door open to reveal Frank, Meg, Persephone and Emily. Plus they were all piss off.
"Frank, Girls, what happened?" Lois asked them in shocked on what happened to them.
"Fat-ass and his drunk friends left me, my hubby and the girls at the roller rink." Meg explain in anger on peter has forgot them in the roller rink.
As Frank shake the water off his body and right into peter.
"SON OF BITCH!" Peter scream as he was getting wet all over.
This made peter all wet and Frank just smile as he got pay back.
"And my diaper had been over absorbed from the rain, and it was my last spare I had with me!" Emily explain that her diaper had been over absorbed from the rain, and it was her last spare she had with her in whinny tone.
"Need a new one?" Lois asked Emily if she needs a new diaper.
"Yes..." Emily said Pouting.
"You know, this wouldn't have happened if we had own another car." Persephone said that this wouldn't have happened if we had another car.
"Girls, people have always found ways to get around without a car. Look at Iceman." Peter explain a cutaway about iceman always found ways to get around without a car.
Cutaway
We see Iceman returning to his wife.
"Honey, where'd you go when you went out last night?" his wife asked.
"Uh, just over to Tom's house. Played some poker, had some brewskis, you know" Iceman lied.
"Really? Then would you mind explaining that?" his wife pointed out to him that he went to a gay nude bar.
"At least they know how to touch a man." Iceman explained.
Then his wife leaves.
Oh, walk away" Iceman explained.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the living room with the family.
"You know, Peter, maybe the girls having their own car isn't such a bad idea." Lois said as she agree with the girls having their own car was a great idea.
"Yeah, I guess so." Peter said as he agrees to take the girls to buy a car at the car dealership.
This cause the babies to get piss off.
"What?! I have been trying to get a sewing machine for months, but she gets a freakin' car just like that?! Son of bitch!" Stewie complain that he wanted a sewing machine for months
"I hate this place." Frank Jr said in anger in agreement as they both pouted.
So Peter takes the girls to buy a car with Frank, Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Brian and Stewie at WILKINS, HYUNDAI & SUBARU car deal ship.
As the boys pass by some cars, John notice all the hummers.
"Look at all these Hummers. What kind of jerk would drive one of those?" John asked his friend about who would buy a hummer as a cutaway commences.
(Cutaway 3)
We see a guy driving a Hummer.
"Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving!" the man said as the scene shifts to a scene from Madagascar.
"What kind of music do you like, Gloria?" Alex asked.
"Hippo-hop" Gloria danced.
"Dude, those animals are so f*cking funny, they make me want to merge without looking!" The man said as he merges and many vehicles get destroyed.
"Yeah! Rumsfeld!" The man shouted as he drive away cheering.
(Cutaway 3 Ends)
Now back to the local car dealership as Jim Kaplan come to the family.
"Hi, there, can I help you folks?" Jim Kaplan asked the family on what they want to buy today.
"Yeah, my wife, her twin and older sister are looking for a car that goes with their personality." Frank asked him on a car that Meg and Persephone would want with their personality.
"Yes, are the new bulimic-cutting mobiles in yet?" Stewie said as he made fun of their personalities.
As Jim Kaplan show them a sedan car that caught the interest of the girls.
"This is a 1996 sedan. Excellent gas mileage, air bags and AM-FM cassette." Jim Kaplan explain that the sedan has excellent gas mileage, air bags and AM-FM cassette.
"This is our car girls!" Emily shouted as Persephone rub her hands on the dash board of the car.
"I love it! Dad, this is the car." Meg said as she shows an interest in a sedan.
"Hang on a second, girls." Tyler said as he notice that peter was distracted by a large tank at the dealership.
"What can you tell me about this one?" Peter asked him about the tank.
"Oh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare war on high prices. Now, about that sedan..." Jim Kaplan explain that the tank was use for those commercials where he declare war on high prices and he tries to get peter to buyt the sedan.
But Tyler interrupt him.
"Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then you dangle this tank in front of us and expect us to walk away." Tyler said that they are not done with that tank just yet.
This cause Frank and John to face palm themselves. Cause this is a star of something stupid again.
"Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not, sir, and that sir, is an idiot. Now, I demand you tell me more about this tank." Peter explain that he may be an idiot, but there's one thing he is not, sir, and that sir, is an idiot and he wants to learn more about the tank.
This cause Jim Kaplan look around and then he smile as he found other sucker.
"Well, if you're looking for quality, then look no further." Jim Kaplan said if they want to buy the tank then make him a deal.
That's more like it. Tell me, what are the tank's safety features? Peter asked about the tank's safety features.
"What a good-looking question. Three inches of reinforced steel protects your daughter from short-range missile attacks." Jim Kaplan explains that the tank is Three inches of reinforced steel protects his daughters from short-range missile attacks.
"I see, and does the sedan protect against missiles?" Tyler asked if the sedan protect against missiles
"It does not." Jim Kaplan reply no to that question.
"You hear that, Meg and Emily?" Peter said to Meg and Emily about what Jim said.
"Yeah, it does not protect against missiles." Frank Jr said sarcastically.
"See, these are the questions. This is why I'm here." Tyler explain to them that these are the question that need answered and why he is here to help them.
"Pops, you can't be serious. This is a 30-ton war machine." Frank tell peter that the tank is the wrong choice.
Oh come on dad, why would you need a tank? We're not in Germany during the Second World War. Emily explain on why does she need a tank since they are not in Germany during the Second World War?
"I'm still not sure." Frank Jr said in question why they should buy the tank.
"Did I mention the tank is a tank?" Jim Kaplan explains that the tank is a tank.
"Sold." Frank Jr and Tyler said together as they too love tanks.
We now join Lois at the house as she being led by peter while being blindfolded.
"Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes now!" Peter tell lois to open eyes now.
As Lois opens her eyes, she sees the tank.
"Bocce balls!" Lois screamed in terror.
"I bought a tank." Peter explain that he brought a tank with Meg money.
"Are you out of your mind?" Lois asked him if he is crazy in the head.
"Let me show you how the gun works." Peter said as he about to show her the controls.
As Peter blasts Cleveland's house with his new tank, Cleveland and Menma are seen taking a bath, the floor it's on tips over
"What the hell?! No no no no no NO!" Cleveland shouted in terror as he and Menma crash into their front yard!
"Hey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here?" Menma asked him to blow that towel rack down here.
As Peter does so by blasting the towel to them.
"Thank you." Menma said his thanks.
We now join peter and Lois at the drive in with their tank.
"Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman star in Neil Simon's The Even Couple." Announcer said as he explain the movie about the even couple.
"I ordered a pizza. I hope that's okay." Jeff Daniels tells bill that he order a pizza.
"Sure, I love pizza." Bill Pullman said that he love pizza
"This half of the apartment is mine, but if you want to come over here, that's okay, too." Jeff Daniels explain that this half of the apartment is his, but if bill want to come over here, that's okay, too
"This isn't spaghetti. It's linguini." Bill Pullman tells Jeff that his dish isn't spaghetti, its linguini.
"You're right. It is. I always get those confused." Jeff Daniels said that he is correct and he mix them up sometime.
"Hey, all of us are human." Bill Pullman said its okay.
"I'm glad we're friends." Jeff Daniels said that he is glad they are friends.
"Yeah, this is really working out." Bill Pullman said that he is glad they working thing out.
Back to the tank as peter gets piss off by this move.
"There's no conflict in this movie!" Peter shouted in anger as he signal Frank Jr to attack.
"Jeff Daniels is better in dumb and dumber!" Frank Jr said as his fire the tank and a missile pass through the screen.
The Scene shows a man and his wife arguing in their house.
"When are you gonna get rid of that stump?! I've been asking you for months to get rid of that stump!" Woman shouts at her husband to get rid of that stump outside their house.
"I'll do it, all right?! Just get off my back!" The Man shout at her that he will do it if she gets off his back.
Then the woman is blown up by Peter's tank; the man goes outside to the tree stump.
"She's gone. We can finally be together." Man said to the stump that his wife is dead and they can be together.
"But, Tim, I'm rooted to the ground." Stump explain to the man that he is rooted to the ground.
But the man shush the stump.
"We'll find a way. We'll find a way." Man explain to the stump that they will find a way.
We now join Brian in the kitchen in the morning as both Frank and Lois come in very sweating.
"My God, it's hot." Frank explain that it's hot in the house.
"Brian, did you turn off the air conditioner?" Lois asked Brian if he turn off the air conditioner
"Just open a window. Air conditioners are harmful to the ozone layer." Brian explain that the Air conditioners are harmful to the ozone layer.
"Brian, save your hippie B. S. for the winter months." Lois tells Brian to buzz off and let them do their thing with the air in their house.
"Yeah man, stop being a hippie bitch man!" Frank said as he tell Brian to fuck off.
"Hey, Brian, I'm not gonna recycle this aluminum can. I'm just gonna throw it in the trash." Frank Jr said as he makes fun of Brian b.s by not recycle his can of soda.
"Ha! You're Earth's bitch!" Stewie said as he tells Brian that he is bitch of the earth itself.
As peter come into the kitchen dress like the U.S.A army general.
"Morning civilians, General Griffin reporting for Breakfast." Peter said hello to his family they were civilians.
"I see nothing... I hear nothing... I know nothing." Emily said as she acting like Schultz from "Hogan's Heroes" as she backs away.
"Geez, she shouldn't put up with that attitude to the commandant." Peter explain that Emily shouldn't put up with that attitude to the commandant.
"Dad, it's not fair. My and Meg's money paid for that tank, and we haven't even got to drive it yet." Persephone complain to her father that the tanks is hers and her sister Meg's and still they can't drive in it yet.
"Geez, Persephone, you ruined my good time! Just like basic cable." Peter said as he set up a cutaway about basic cable.
Cutaway
We see Peter watching TV.
"We now return to Showgirls" the TV announced.
"Yeah!" Peter cheered.
"On TBS" the TV added.
"Aw" Peter groaned.
Cutaway Ends
We now join peter, Meg and Persephone outside while they are inside the tank as peter teaches the girls how to drive it.
"All right, Meg, you got a feel for the controls. Now give it a little gas." Peter said as he teaches Meg how to drive it.
As Meg drive the tank, the scene turns to the next door neighbors the Swanson's. We see Joe and zeke near their mail book as they check the mail for a packaged for Joe has arrive.
"Oh, great, it's here. That mirror I bought on eBay." Joe said as he opens his package to reveal a mirror.
"Oh, my God!" Zeke said in shocked as he look at the mirror to reveal a tank moving toward them.
As they ran away from the tank. But only Joe gets ran over by the tank by his cripple legs.
That's when peter heard a noise as he exist his tank to see Joe underneath the wheel of his tank.
"Joe, my God, what happened to you?"Peter asked Joe on what happened to him.
"You just ran over me, you bastard! I don't know where you got that thing, but I'm impounding it!" Joe said as he decides to impound the tank.
"Hey look at you, you look like a half-empty toothpaste." Peter said as he looks at Joe's legs look like a half-empty tooth paste.
"The Geneva Convention is not going to like it when they hear about this." Emily said as she arrive outside to see what her father did to joe while knowing that The Geneva Convention is not going to like it when they hear about this.
Now back to the house as the family are watch a TV program.
"We now return to the Ghost Whisperer." Announcer guy said
As Jennifer Love Hewitt appears in Ghost Whisperer with enormous breasts.
"I don't understand. Why do all you ghosts come to me?" Jennifer Love Hewitt asked the ghost on why they come to her.
"You're really... I mean, you have a knack for... We just trust you." The ghost reply as he tries to tell her that she is important to the ghost while looking at her amazing breast.
As the griffin twin storm down into the living room and they were piss off at their father.
"I can't believe you let Mr. Swanson confiscate the closest thing we had to a car." Meg said as she blames peter for letting Joe confiscate the closest thing they had to a car.
"Relax, Girls. It's not the worst thing I've ever done. You remember that favor I did for that park ranger?" Peter explain that this wasn't the worst thing he ever done as he set up a cutaway about himself being a park ranger.
Cutaway
"Hey, Boo Boo, let's see what we got in this pic-a-nic basket" Yogi Bear suggested as Peter stabs him and kills him as well.
"Tell the other bears what you just saw" Peter Ordered Boo Boo Bear.
Cutaway Ends
"Well, I don't care 'cause you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get a job and buy a real car." Meg
"Hey, Meg, I'll pay you a dollar a day to smell my sneakers. I peed and pooped." Chris asked Meg that he pay her a dollar a day to smell his sneakers. While he peed and pooped.
"You know, I read that they're opening a Superstore USA across town. Maybe you could get a job there." Lois tells the twins plus Emily that the town is opening a Superstore USA across it.
"No. No, no way. You cannot work there, Meg. Giant megastores like Superstore USA
are ruining this country. They don't pay their employees a decent wage or give them health benefits." Brian explains that Giant megastores like Superstore USA are ruining this country. As they don't pay their employees a decent wage or give them health benefits.
"Yeah, all gay guys hate Superstore USA." Stewie said as he explain that all gays hate superstore USA.
"What?" Brian asked in response to Stewie's question.
"Hey, I'm just trying to be ethical." Brian said to Stewie that he is trying to be ethical.
"Yeah, right. You hate all megastores ever since you were petted way too hard by that special boy in front of Kmart." Stewie explain on why Brian hates megastores in a cutaway.
Cutaway
As the scene changes to Brian but his cart away until he bumps into a special boy with a white helmet with leg braces to walk.
"Doggie! Doggie! Doggie!" Special boy said as he push shove pets Brian and he getting hurt by the petting.
"Too hard." Brian said as he is pain by the petting of the special boy
"I like doggie!" Special boy said as he pet Brian some more.
"Too hard." Brian said as he tells the boy that he is petting him to hard.
"Doggie!" Special boy said as he pets him even harder.
"Gonna bite." Brian said as he will bite the boy if he pets him too hard.
"Doggie!" Special boy said as he doesn't care what the dog thinks as he want to pet him some more.
"Gonna bite." Brian said as he warn the boy again but he didn't listen.
"Doggie!" Special boy said until Brian couldn't take it anymore and he bite in the arm.
As the special boy cries in pain by the bite like a cry baby.
Oh, jeez. Brian said as he is busted by biting the special boy.
Cutaway end
We now join the griffin twins inside the Superstore USA with the manager of the Superstore USA, Mr. Penisberg.
"Welcome to the Superstore family, Meg and Persephone. Glad to have you two here." Mr. Penisberg said as he welcome them to the Superstore family.
"Thanks. I'm really excited to get to work." Meg said as she is excited to work at Superstore USA.
"Me too!" Persephone in agreement.
"Now, let me just go over a few basics. You'll both earn minimum wage, no overtime, no health benefits, and every day at 3:00, you'll need to give Sloth a Baby Ruth." Mr. Penisberg tells them the basics of the Job including them give Sloth a Baby Ruth.
As he check his watch and it was 3:00pm right now.
"Oh, it's nearly 3:00 now." Mr. Penisberg said as he open up a trap door to leade them to sloth form the movie goonies
While they working at Superstore USA, one of twin's duties is to give Sloth, the deformed strongman from the 1985 film, The Goonies, a Baby Ruth candy bar.
"Here you go." Meg reply as she give sloth the baby ruth.
"You're beautiful. I would go out with you if I wasn't already in a committed relationship." He then states that he is "already in a committed relationship," presumably with Chunk.
As we join peter and his crew at down town as all the shop are closing.
"Hey, guys, what's going on?" Peter asked his friend on what's happing around here.
"Oh, Peter, Superstore USA has taken all my business." Mort explain to peter that Superstore USA has taken all his business.
"Mine, too. In fact, the only guy in town making any money is that guy who makes tumbleweeds." Cleveland said that his business is gone too as to points out the only guy who is making money with tumbleweeds.
"Y'all laughed at me. Y'all laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?" Old man said as he mocks them all for mocking him and his tumbleweeds.
Then he jumps in to a fancy sports car with a hot supermodel.
"What do you think of this?" Old man asked the model about his load of cash.
"That makes you attractive." Hot supermodel said as she tells him that he is hot.
"Yeah!" Old man said as he drive away with his hot girlfriend.
"Well, maybe now you guys are seeing what I've been trying to explain to you. That megastore is a big, evil corporation that means nothing but trouble for this town." Brian said his I told you so look speech.
As peter, Frank and boys all mope by this event.
"Aw, man, this is the worst thing to happen to this town since that roving gang of Tom Brokaws." Peter said as he sets up a cutaway about roving gang of Tom Brokaws.
Cutaway
Peter approaches a gang of Tom Brokaw.
"Looks like someone's a little lost" they said.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join frank, and peter at the Pawtucket brewery as Angela is making an announcement.
"Everyone, I have some bad news. Superstore USA has their own brewery on site and can sell beer at a much cheaper price, so management has decided
to close down." Angela
"What the fuck, I was the bread winner here!" Frank said in anger for losing his job.
"You mean I'm out of a job again?" Peter said in shocked of losing his job.
"I'm sorry, Frank and Peter." Angela said as she apologies to them.
"Man, this sucks worse than Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house." Peter said as he set up a cutaway about Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house.
Cutaway
We join Frank Jr and peter with baskets near Richard Gere for Easter Sunday.
"Okay, find the Easter egg" Richard Gere said.
"I know where it is. It's in your butt" Peter joked.
"No." Richard Gere said no.
"Yeah, we know the story, it's in your butt." Frank Jr reply the same answer as peter.
"Mr. Griffin, if you'd just look on the ground for five seconds I'm sure you'd find it." Richard Gere said
"Nope, in your butt." Peter and Frank Jr said the egg is in Richard's butt.
"Look, I'm tired of this stupid rumor." Richard Gere said
"In your butt." Frank Jr said his answer fast.
"Mr. Griffin and Mr. Mallque." Richard Gere said
"Butt." Peter and Frank Jr said together answer fast.
"You know what, just get the hell out of here." Richard Gere said as he tells them to leave.
"Fine. Weirdo" Peter left angrily as an egg went inside Richard's butt.
Ha! I knew it! Frank Jr said as he point at butt will Richard looks embarrassed.
Cutaway Ends
We now join the family at the kitchen eating diner As Frank and Peter lost their jobs thanks to 'Super Store USA' and Peter decides to blame it on Meg.
"So how was work today, Meg and Persephone?" Lois asked the girls on their job today.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry when Meg and Persephone name is said.
"Peter, you lost your job because of the superstore. You shouldn't blame Meg." Lois said as she tells peter to not blame her daughter for losing his job at the brewery.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry
"And you can stop making that fart sound every time someone says 'Meg.'" Lois asked peter to stop making that fart sound every time someone says 'Meg's name'.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry by that response.
"So how was your day exploiting the town's resources, Meg?" Brian asked the girls on their day of exploiting the town's resources.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Hahahaha! Meg!" Chris said as he laughs.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Chris, stop encouraging him." Emily shouts at Chris to stop encouraging peter's behavior.
But Chris continues the game he is playing with.
"Meg!" Chris said her name.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Chris, it's not funny." Emily said as she tell Chris to knock it off.
"Meg!" Chris said her name again.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!" Chris said her name seven times.
"Phbbt! phbbt! Phbbt! phbbt! Phbbt! phbbt! Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry seven times.
"Meg!" Chris said her name in a whispers tone.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry quietly.
Until Frank and John comes up to Peter.
"Go ahead, try and do that to insult her one more time... I dare you..." John said to peter to try to insult Meg again while in a whispers tone.
"Meg." Chris said her name in his high-pitch voice.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry quietly.
"That's it!" John said as he and Frank jump on peter.
As John and Frank fights Peter in a cartoon cloud until Lois grabbed them both by the collar.
"Alright, that's enough out of you booth!" Lois said to them that their fight is over.
"It's all Meg's fault and that Superstore." Peter said as he complain to Meg for losing his job.
"Meg's fault?! Well this would've never happen if you bought that stupid tank!" John said that its peter's fault for buying a tank.
"I'm not gonna sit here and take this. I and Meg are the only ones in this family who has jobs." Persephone said as she tells peter off and both twins are the bread winners now.
That's when peter whispers something to Brian's ear and he laughs by it.
"Yeah, like she'd get paid for that." Brian reply to that response.
"What did he just say to you?" Meg asked him on what he said to him.
"Nothing, there was...Well, it's like if you were... Forget it. It's nothing, Meg and Persephone." Brian said as he told the girls to forget it while saying their names.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry one last time before fading to black.
Now we join peter, Frank, John, Tyler, Frank Jr, Brian and Chris in the living room wear only sleeveless white shirts and underwear as they watch the news with Tom tucker and Diane Simmons.
"Hello, I'm Tom Tucker." Tom tucker introduce himself.
"And I'm Diane Simmons. At the top of the news, Quahog is suffering its worst heat wave in a century." Diane Simmons
That's right, Diane. We now go live to Ollie Williams with the black-you weather report. How are you beating the heat, Ollie? Tom tucker said as he turn to Ollie Williams and asked him on how he is beating the heat.
As the scene show Ollie in the swimming hole with him on a tire swing.
"Swimming hole!" Ollie shouted as he was swing on a tire swing.
"Thanks, Ollie. In other news, Quahog will be experiencing rolling blackouts to help meet Superstore USA's extensive power demands." Tom tucker said as he explains that Quahog will be experiencing rolling blackouts to help meet Superstore USA's extensive power demands.
"Oh, in fact, Channel Five has just received this message from the Electric Company. Hey, you guys!" Diane Simmons shouted to the kids in the electric company as a cutaway.
Cutaway
The scene shifts to the intro of The Electric Company.
People:
We're gonna turn it on
We're gonna bring you the power
It's coming down the line,
Strong as it can be,
Through the courtesy
The Electric Company.
The Electric Company.
Cutaway Ends
"Contrary to those upbeat lyrics, the Electric Company would like us to emphasize it will not be bringing you the power." Tom tucker explains due to Contrary to those upbeat lyrics, the Electric Company would like us to emphasize it will not be bringing you the power.
As the TV turns off as well as the whole house which piss off the family.
"Great, rolling blackouts." Brian said in anger about the house blackout.
"Now, Superstore USA is siphoning off all the city's power." Frank said as he now knows that Superstore USA is siphoning off all the city's power
"And they cost me my job." Peter exclaim about him losing his job to that store.
"Mine, too." Chris said in agreement.
"Superstore USA has their own paper route." Frank Jr explain that Chris lost his job due to Superstore USA has their own paper route as a cutaway.
Cutaway
Herbert gets attacked by the new paper route from Superstore USA.
"That new paper boy done gone and broke my sternum" Hebert said as he and his dog Jesse exchange moans and then the old man sleeps.
Cutaway Ends
Now we are back to the living room with the sweating Griffin/Mallque family.
"This sucks. That damn Superstore is ruining everything." Peter said in compiling tone.
"You know, instead of sitting around complaining, why don't we go down there and protest?" Brian
"That's a great idea, Brian." Peter said as he agree with this idea.
All we need is some magic markers, poster boards, some plywood... Actually, Superstore USA has all that stuff. We can just get it there. Frank explain that they need supplies until he realized that he get the stuff at Superstore USA
Now we join Meg and Persephone as they were organizing one of the shelves. when they hears a commotion outside. They come out to see that Peter, Frank, Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Stewie, Brian, Emily, Cleveland, Joe and the rest of Quahog are on strike.
"There's one of them now." Peter said as he point out his daughters.
As Peter and the rest of Quahog were about to throw eggs at Meg and Persephone when Frank and John got in the way.
"Mr. Griffin, Wait!" John shout at them to stop.
As they were too late to stop got their eggs tossed at John.
"Take that for stealing jobs from- John why did you get in the way?" Peter asked john on why he get in their mobs way of protest.
"Look, I agree on the egg tossing, but don't hit them on Meg and Persephone!" John reply that he agree on egg tossing but not on the twins.
Dad, Frank and John, what the hell are you guys doing? Meg asked her family on why they are here at superstore USA.
"We've got a message to you; we're here, were queer, get used to it!" Peter said the "I'm gay and get used to it" speech.
"Uh, actually Peter-." Brian tries to talk to peter that he is saying what the group adjective is.
"Gettaca! Gettata!" Peter shouted Gettaca two times.
"Peter, I don't think it's working, people are getting into that store." Brian explain that their plan is working because people are still going inside the store.
Just as Brian said, people are still going into that store.
"Leave it to me, I'll negotiate. John said to the citizens as he and Frank went To Meg.
"Meg, what we're all doing here is we're striking." Frank asked her on why she is here when they are all striking.
"What? Why?" Meg asked them on why they are doing it.
"Look I'm still supportive on you having a job, but this store closed down the rest of Quahog and it's hogging up all the whole town's electricity!" Frank explain to Meg that superstore USA is closed down the rest of Quahog and it's hogging up all the whole town's electricity.
"Closed down stores? Hogging up the town's electrici- do you really have to believe in what my Dad and Brian just said?! I can't quit my job and turn all us into homeless people!" Meg said as she doesn't believe them at all and she can't quit her job because it will turn all their family into homeless people.
"But Meg, can't you see that-." John said as he tries to explain about more.
Until John got interrupted by Peter.
"Well Johnny, since your negotiation has failed, I guess I'm gonna have to go in there and drag them out one by one!" Peter said as he decides to go in there and drag them out one by one.
As Peter marches into the store with the strikers behind them cheering for him.
"Alright, Dad!" Emily said as she cheers with Maddie and Rosie.
"Alright, who the hell's uncharge-." Peter said as he enter the store.
Until Peter stops to notice something.
"Ah. Oh wha- what is that I'm feeling?" Peter asked on what he is feeling right.
"That our industrial size air conditioner." Superstore Employee explain that peter is feeling the store's industrial size air conditioner.
"Wow, when I walk into Superstore USA, I get the sensation..." Peter said as he explain what he is feeling in cutaway.
Cutaway
Before Peter could finish, the background fades from the store to a snowy mountain like in a York Peppermint Patty commercial.
"...that I'm standing on a mountain top with the wind blowing through my hair" Peter shouts on top of a snowy mountain.
Cutaway Ends
Then cut back to Peter standing at the store's entrance looking amazed.
"My god, look at this wonderland of treasures! What would a guy like me have to do to be part of this magical world?" Peter asked the employee about how he would have to do to join this magical place.
Then the scene cuts to Peter coming out of the store wearing the store's uniform vest.
"You are trespassing on private property and I must ask you to leave!" Peter asked the mob to leave quietly since he change sides now.
"What? Are you out of your mind?" Frank asked in anger on why he is working for the enemy.
"Dad, how could you?!" Emily said in shocked on why peter turn traitor.
As Maddie and Rosie threw raspberry at peter.
"You traitor! Alright guys, get your eggs ready!" John said as he take command and tell the mob to get ready to egg peter.
"Wow, you never wanted us to throw eggs at Meg and Persephone, yet you allow us to throw eggs at the fat man?" Stewie said sarcastically that john loves Persephone more than the strike.
Before the people could throw their eggs at Peter, and bunch of Tom Brokaws came out of the store siding with Peter.
"Leave this lot losers." Tom Brokaw 1 said to the mob.
"Unless you wanted licking." Tom Brokaw 2 said that if they want a licking.
"And we love to deliver that licking, right fellas." Tom Brokaw 3 said that their group will deliver that licking.
"Yeah." Tom Brokaw 1 said in agreement.
"A lot." Tom Brokaw 4 said a lot of licking.
"I love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer." Tom Brokaw 2 said that he love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer.
As John ran up to the block Peter trying to stop the tossing.
"Wait, abort fire! ABORT FIRE!" John shouted toward his army to stop.
Like before, they were too late to stop and once again got their eggs tossed at John.
As scene show the Mallque/griffin house as Frank, Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Lois and Brian were in the kitchen as the temperature was increasing.
"God, I wish the power would come back on." Lois said about wish for the power to return with everyone in the kitchen agreement with that statement.
As Meg, Persephone and peter come in with employee uniforms.
"Boy, Meg, I am so looking forward to this job." Peter said as he was excited to go to work.
"Peter, I can't believe you're working for Superstore USA. How could you sell out like that?" Brian said as he accuse peter for sell out on the group for superstore USA.
"Because, Brian, they have an industrial-sized air conditioner, and I'm tired of sitting in ball soup." Peter explains that the store has an industrial-sized air conditioner and he is tired of sitting in ball soup aka their smelly sweat.
"Look, Dad, this isn't gonna be a cake walk, all right? I'm your supervisor." Meg explain to peter that this job is hard and she is his supervisor.
"Yeah dad, meg's is your boss now so listen to her." Persephone reply.
"Meg, Persephone, I promise, I'll do better at this job than I did on the SATs." Peter said that he do his best like he did in the SAT's in the cutaway.
Cutaway
We see students taking the SATs seriously. Peter picks up an Asian boy aka Frank Jr.
"Come on. Do math!" Peter pestered Frank Jr to help on the SAT's.
"No mean no, Mr. Fat man!" Frank Jr reply in an Asian tone.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join ourselves at superstore USA AS Meg was looking for her dad.
Dad, I need you to...Dad, what are you doing? Meg asked her father on what he is doing the coloring book section.
"Meg, Meg, look, Meg look. I am so freaking good at coloring. I know I'm not supposed to go outside the lines, but I do anyway because I like being myself." Peter explain to Meg that he coloring the books and coloring outside the lines because he want to be himself.
As Persephone is now look for her father as she hear his laughter everywhere.
Hehehehehe! Peter laughing fainting.
Dad? Dad? Dad? Persephone calling him out until she find in hiding behind some brown pants.
Now back to the Mallque/Griffin house. As Quahog has been suffering without any electricity thanks to 'Superstore USA' for hogging it all up. The family was in the underwear and they were sweating a lot.
"Oh god it's so hot..." Brian said as he sweating more since he is a dog.
"Brian... spit on me." Stewie asked Brian to spit on him.
As Brian does so. Both Emily and Frank Jr were gross out.
"Oh, that's disgusting..." Emily said in disgust.
"That's nasty dude!" Frank Jr said in agreement with Emily.
"Now tell me I'm scum." Stewie asked him to tell him that he is scum.
"How will that cool you off?" Brian asked him on how that will cool him off.
"Hmm?" Stewie moan something for a response.
"God, it's so awful in here. This is even worse than getting herpes from a toilet seat." Emily said as she set up a cutaway about getting herpes from a toilet seat.
Cutaway
"Joanie, it's me" a toilet calls its girlfriend.
"Oh, hey" Joanie answered. "You know, I had such a great time with you last night."
"Listen, there's something I have to tell you. I just got back from the doctor. I have herpes. I think you should get yourself checked out."
"Oh, my God."
"Will you stay?"
"What?"
"Will you stay with me, even knowing that I have herpes?"
"Yes, I will."
"Joanie?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't have herpes. I just needed to know that you'd stay."
Woman:
You say...
I only hear what I want to...
Cutaway Ends
"I've had it. The only place in town that's got power is Superstore USA while the rest of us are left to bake in the heat." Frank said as he had enough and he want to shut down the store for good.
"Persephone did buy me those diapers from that store and they were just cheap crap. And my sweating makes it a lot worse." Emily said as she explain that Persephone did buy her those diapers from that store and they were just cheap crap. And her sweating makes it a lot worse.
As it show her poo stain more and it was super gross, this cause Frank Jr to throw up.
There's got to be something to take that place down. Brian asked if there was a way to take that place down for good.
Don't worry you two, I think I've got an idea. Stewie said as he gotten idea from outside.
As Stewie points out to the tank.
"Get the girls plus John and Tyler, because we're going to need more hands for this." Emily said to the guys to get ready cause they are going to war with superstore USA.
"Uh-huh." Brian and Stewie said in excitement
"Oh, yeah!" Frank Jr shout his cheer.
Now back to superstore USA as Meg and Persephone are hard at their jobs in the aisle.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find assault rifles?" Female customer asked them on where to find assault rifles.
"Aisle six." Persephone reply
"How about a list of known local homosexuals?" Female customer asked them about local homosexuals.
"Aisle four." Meg reply as the customer went on her away.
This made Mr. Penisberg very happy as he went towards the twins.
"Meg and Persephone, you're doing a great job. In fact, I'm promoting Meg to assistant manager." Mr. Penisberg said as he is promoted Meg to assistant manager at Superstore USA.
Really? Oh, my God! Thank you so much. Meg said her thanks to her boss for her promotion.
Now, your first responsibility is to fire that employee. Mr. Penisberg asked her to fire their father Peter Griffin, as he is grossly incompetent, sleeps on the job and plays hide and seek in the coat racks.
"Boy, I'm a little chilly. I hope no one notices, hehehe." Peter said as he has plungers for nipples and he accidently hit an old lady with said plungers.
"But that's my dad." Meg said as she begs for her boss to reconsider this decision.
"What's more important to you, your job or your family? And don't pick the obvious one." Mr. Penisberg asked Meg on more important to you, your job or your family also telling her not to pick the right choice.
As peter come toward them with said nipple plungers.
"Oh, hey, guys. I was just catching up on some plunger nipples." Peter explain on what he is doing today at work.
"Dad...um." Meg said as she is trying to fire her own father.
"Go on, Meg. What are you waiting for?" Mr. Penisberg asking Meg on what is she waiting for?
As Meg turn to her boss and then her dad. She then take a deep breath and she made up her mind.
"Dad, I'm sorry I have to say this, but you're a fat-ass who's completely incapable
of performing the simplest tasks, but you're also my father, and you're the only one I'll ever have, so I'm not going to fire you. Mr. Penisberg, I quit." Meg said as she chooses instead to resign because she love her family more.
"What about you, Persephone? Will you fire your dad for the promotion?" Mr. Penisberg asked Persephone if she will fire her father for the promotion.
"Sorry sir, I quit as well!" Persephone said as she too couldn't do it either.
- Penisberg? Peter asked as he now know his boss name, and it has penis in the name.
"Yeah, yeah, get it all out of your system." Mr. Penisberg said as he roll his eyes in disgust by his name being a joke to people.
"Meg, Persephone that was a wonderful thing you two just did for me. I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but I love..." Peter said as he was about to say he loves them.
That's when a tank busted in the store and what was inside was stewie wearing black helmet with goggles, Frank Jr wear army suit with his red head band tie around his four head. While inside the tank Emily dress like the general and brain drive the tank while smoking a cigar while wearing a black bandana.
As the tank destroyed the school supplies section with photo section destroy next. While people run away in terror.
As the people ran away from the tank, the boys and girls section were destroyed as well.
Meanwhile peter and the girls escape the sore threw the emergency exist.
The scene where the manager hides in the bathroom and is subsequently crushed by the smiley-face sign, this was a parody of Jurassic Park where the Tyrannosaurus eats the lawyer hiding in the bathroom.
Meanwhile Frank enters the manager office and takes out the paycheck of Peter and Meg's. He forges the manager's signature so he can buy the girls their car. Frank then jumps out the window to escape the store destruction.
As they destroyed all the section of the store, the people escape through the front entrance with the tank following them to prove their point.
But they were stop by Paddy Tanniger and he was piss off
"So you got a tank, big whoop. Want to fight about it?" Paddy said his famous line.
As Frank Jr, Emily, Brian and Stewie, in their effort to save Quahog from Superstore USA, run Paddy over with a tank.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Emily shouted her friend to fire their load.
"Roger that sir!" Frank Jr said as signal his friends to fire.
While preparing to take out Superstore USA with their tank, Stewie is shown loading the shell into the breach of the tank's gun. Frank Jr to close the breech, thus making it possible to fire the gun, which Brian nevertheless does in the next shot, flattening the superstore.
Immediately afterwards, the electricity supply to Quahog is restored, and life returns to normal.
"Well, I'm glad that Superstore USA is gone. That place was nothing but trouble." Frank Jr said as he is glad that Superstore USA is gone.
"I'm glad I can finally wear usual brand from Goldman's Pharmacy again." Emily said as she is glad that she can wear her brand of diapers.
"And I think we learned something. Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank." Peter said as he learns that any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank
"Also I learn that I can screw over my pops by getting his final checks to buy a car that we need." Frank said as he opens the door to reveal the sedan near their garage.
"What the hell!" Peter shouted as he was screw over by his son.
While Emily and Persephone ran outside to their new car. While Meg stay inside to talk to her father.
"Dad, you were about to say something in the store." Meg takes notice to how Peter was about to say he loves her.
"No, I don't think so." Peter said as he tries to deny it.
"No, I'm sure of it." Meg said as she was sure of it.
"I don't know. Something about Hardcastle and McCormick?" Peter said as he tries to change the subject.
"No, you were going to say you love us. You love us, and you know it." Persephone said as she takes notice to how Peter was about to say he loves her as well.
"Hey, hey, mouth, young lady." Peter said as he tries to reprehend her.
"Dad, stop being in denial and admit it." Emily said in agreement with the twins.
As Frank rolls his eye in amusement and he turn to his wife.
"Well, you think you'll look for another job, Meg?" Frank said as he now has to help his wife get a job.
But then Peter interrupt them as he continues to deny the truth and begins to make fun of Meg with Chris.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Meg!" Chris said as he laughs.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Meg!" Chris said as he laughs.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Meg!" Chris said as he laughs.
"Phbbt!" Peter said as he did a raspberry.
"Pardon me." Peter said as he get up his seat since the last one was him pooping his pant.
Until the scene cuts to Frank Jr coming to the kitchen while he is wearing the store's uniform vest.
"You are trespassing on private property and I must ask you to leave!" Frank Jr said as he tell the family to leave the kitchen.
"What? Are you out of your mind?" Peter said as he feel betrayed by his own grandson.
"Frank Jr, how could you?!" Lois said in shock of her grandson.
"You traitor! Alright guys, get your eggs ready!" Peter said as he command his family to egg Frank Jr.
"Wow, you wanted us to throw eggs at Meg, yet you never allow us to throw eggs at the fat man?" Tyler said as he tells peter off with his decisions.
Before the Family could throw their eggs at Frank Jr, and bunch of Tom Brokaws came out of the store siding with Frank Jr.
"Leave this lot losers." Tom Brokaw 1 said to the mob.
"Unless you wanted licking." Tom Brokaw 2 said that if they want a licking.
"And we love to deliver that licking, right fellas." Tom Brokaw 3 said that their group will deliver that licking.
"Yeah." Tom Brokaw 1 said in agreement.
"A lot." Tom Brokaw 4 said a lot of licking.
This cause Peter ran up to the block the family for trying to stop the tossing.
Wait, abort fire! ABORT FIRE! Peter said as he tells them that it off now.
But Like before, they were too late to stop and got their eggs tossed at Peter. Also He Poop his pants like a baby.
Chapter End
Well that's the third chapter of season 5, I hope you guys enjoy it. This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for the cutaway, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts and with that. See you next chapter my friends.
