Chapter 87 - Chick Cancer
As the scene show Frank Mallque Jr getting out of the refrigerator with a bag of peas on his head.
Frank Jr
I rock peas on my head,
but don't call me a pea head
Then next scene shows Peter Griffin with lots of bees on his head as the bees cover his hair like an afro.
Peter
Bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
The next scene show John with a tiny Bruce lee figure on his head while the scene zoom out to show him doing a karate pose.
John
Bruce lee's on my head
but don't call me a lee head
Then next scene show Frank, Peter and Frank Jr in the Griffin bedroom as Frank is feed a bonsie tree with a milk bottle.
Frank, Peter and Frank Jr
Now excuse me please
we got's to get my tree fed
Then next scene shows the Griffin girls standing together as random scene pass by them and then it show Persephone using a sewing machine to make her own clothing
Meg, Persephone and Emily
You wear name brands
and I make my own clothing
Then the next scene shows Stewie with Brian on his lap with him having a loathing face.
Stewie
I hang out with an Dog
who loves self-loathing
"I hate myself!" Brian said at the people.
The next scene show Peter make pancakes until he puts on his face.
Peter
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
Then next scene show Tyler with a shampoo bottle on his lap as he rubs like a baby.
Tyler
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Then the scene show Frank telling the audience that they can't tell him what to do while a cartoon tells him to dance like a monkey. Then he has a lemon throw at him but used it in his beef stew.
Frank
Cuz it's my show you can't tell us whatta do
when life hands me lemons I make beef stew
Then the scene show the family wear burglar masks while they are rocking on a rocking chair couch. Then it show Peter putting a bologna in his left pocket while Lois put cream cheese in Frank's gold locket
Frank
So yo we gotta go it's time for us to rock it
Peter put bologna in his left pocket
Lois just smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
As the scene show Frank talking to the audience that it's his show. Then again with Frank with Frank Jr dancing behind him
Frank and Frank Jr
Cuz it's my show I'm Frank George Mallque
it's my show I'm shmanky jeews shmallques
it's my show I'm
Frank George Mallque.
As the scene ends with Frank Jr and Frank wearing hoody's while holding a sign that said Family Guy Mallque Chronicles Season 5 and it fade to black.
We join Stewie, Emily, Frank Jr, John and Tyler plus Brian in the living room sitting on the couch watching channel 5 news.
"Coming up, a New Orleans man says his socks are finally dry. But first, the big news in entertainment this week is the lovable child actress, Olivia Fuller." Tom tucker said about the big news in entertainment this week is the lovable child actress, Olivia Fuller.
"Oh, my God, Guys, that's Olivia from the performing arts school." Frank Jr said as he hasn't seen her since the Quahog School of Performing Arts from season 3 episode 18.
"What sort of overblown contract has that dreadful bitch landed now?" Stewie said as he is still jealous from not being famous.
"Most of you know Olivia as the adorable little girl in the Tasty Juice ads." Diane Simmons said as she explain Olivia start to fame with her tasty juice ads.
As the scene change to the taste juice ads and we see olive walking toward her fake mom for this ad.
"Hey, Mom, can I have some soda?" Olivia ask her TV mom for some soda.
"No, but you can have some Tasty Juice. It has only one-third the sugar of soda." Mom said as she brings out tasty juice.
"Delicious. Thanks, Mom." Olivia said as she thanks her TV mom for the tasty juice.
Ad singers Tasty Juice. Drink it then convert it to pee!
"But little Olivia's career may be over just as it begins with today's announcement that Tasty Juice will be dropping her as their spokesperson and replacing her with a new ad campaign featuring rock'n'roll legend Chuck Berry." Tom tucker explains that Olivia's career may be over as with today's announcement that Tasty Juice will be dropping her as their spokesperson and replacing her with a new ad campaign featuring rock'n'roll legend Chuck Berry.
As the scene changes to the new ad with featuring rock'n'roll legend Chuck Berry holding the tasty juice jug in his hand.
"Open your mouth, baby. Here it comes." Chuck Berry said something perverted.
"But there is a silver lining for local Quahogians, as Miss Fuller will be appearing at the Quahog mall this weekend to mark the grand opening of the new Brat Wraps Kids Clothing store." Diane Simmons said that Olivia will be appearing at the Quahog mall this weekend to mark the grand opening of the new Brat Wraps Kids Clothing store
As the change to the gang in the living room.
"Oh, that's perfect. My dudes, we have to go down there this weekend and heckle her roundly." Frank Jr said as he plans to heckle Olivia roundly.
"I'll humiliate her worse than Luke Skywalker did to that Rebel pilot." Stewie said as he make a cutaway about Luke Skywalker humiliated one Rebel pilot.
Cutaway
"The exhaust shaft is only two meters wide, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes" a Jedi presented.
"That's impossible. Even for a computer" a rebel pilot said.
"It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye wamprats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters" Luke Skywalker corrected.
"Hey, uh, can-can I talk to you privately for a second?" rebel pilot said to luke.
"Sure." Luke Skywalker said as he followed him.
"Th-that, that, uh, that was, that was unnecessary." rebel pilot said
"What's the problem?" Luke Skywalker said.
"Well, you just kind of called me out in front of everybody back there..." Rebel pilot said
"I was just making a point." Luke Skywalker said.
"I know, I know, but you like just... kind of sandbagged Me." rebel pilot said
"I sandbagged you?" Luke Skywalker said.
"In front of all of our friends, yeah, you sandbagged me." rebel pilot said.
"I sandbagged you." Luke Skywalker said.
"You sandbagged me, yes." rebel pilot said.
"Well, here I am trying to help you with something..." Luke Skywalker said.
"You know what, I don't need your kind of help, all right? Have a great assault. Jerk" the rebel pilot left as Luke shrugged with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song played.
Cutaway Ends
We now join Frank, Meg, Lois and peter inside a movie theater as they watch a chick flick.
"Lois, I don't understand why I got to sit through a chick flick." Peter asked her on why he is here to watch a chick flick.
"AND WHY ARE JOIN IN THIS, Meg!" Frank whispery shouted at Meg's ear and asking why they are here as well.
"We have had a day to ourselves and we are overdue this time." Meg explain in a happy tone which made frank a bit horny.
"Peter, you promised you'd come with me to see Autumn's Piano. Besides, you owe me big after the way you embarrassed me in front of Sandra Oh." Lois replys with that he promise her to watch autumn's Piano together. As she set up a cutaway about peter embarrassed her in front of Sandra oh.
Cutaway
As we see Peter and Lois sees Sandra Oh in a cafe.
"Oh, my God, Sandra Oh. We loved you in Sideways" Lois said.
"Thank you" Sandra Oh smiled.
"WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES. I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE." Peter said as he pulls out one dollar bill.
"I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR." Peter said as he turn to Lois.
"That's a lot of money to them." Peter said as he explain why he waves a $1 at her.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the theater with our favorite couple.
"Lois and Meg, we're just warning you two, if this movie turns us gay, I'm going to start bringing gay guys home." Peter explain if this movie turns him and Frank gay, he going to start bringing gay guys home.
"And he don't mean the classy "maybe they are, maybe they're not" gay guys. I mean those big, "Oh, my God, here they come, floating' around, making noise gay guys, not the "fix up your house" gay guys." Frank explains that peter's don't mean the classy "maybe they are, maybe they're not" gay guys. I mean those big, "Oh, my God, here they come, floating' around, making noise gay guys, not the "fix up your house" gay guys."
"Peter, shh, it's starting." Lois said as she shush peter since the movie started.
The title of the movie is autumn's piano and there were leafs falling down on the title. As the main character was a ginger hair woman who just enter her college dorm room to meet her first roommate.
"You must be Autumn Daniels. Welcome to Barncliffe School for girls. We're your roommates: I'm Sassy, that's Pouty, and this is Suicidy." Sassy said as he introduce the roommates. Herself is sassy a blonde woman with white t-shirt and blue jeans. Pouty is a brown hair woman with a pink crown with pink tank top with purple jeans. Finally there is Suicidy, a brown hair woman with emo straight hair with a black t shirt and black pant as she is curled up in a ball and rocking back in fourth in the corner of the room.
"I got a bad feeling about Suicidy." Peter said to Lois about suicidy.
"Me too, that bitch is crazy looking!" Frank said in agreement.
That's when the scene change with both Frank and Peter starting to like this movie.
Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell Ain't no mountain high enough.
"Hahahaha! This is amazing movie guys!" Frank said as he is enjoying the movie.
"Yeah! You can tell all the girls care about each other, 'cause they have so much fun cleaning the dishes." Peter said as he also enjoys the movie.
Then the scene change as the audience and the boy were sad. Then both boy wre curld in ball as they watch the rest of the movie.
"I have to leave, and I'm taking my piano with me." Autumn said offscreen.
"No...! Why?" Frank said as he was crying about her choices.
"Why? She chose the piano over her insulin." Peter said about her choosing the piano over the insulin.
"You could've had both." Frank said as he knew she could have both.
As both men cries in tears as the movie end and they both clap for this movie cause it made enjoy it by the maximum.
"See? That wasn't so bad." Lois said to the boys that the movie wasn't that bad and with Meg nodded in agreement.
"Oh, you know, mom, Meg, this movie has helped us understand a lot of things." Frank said as he did enjoy the move more than he thought.
"Like that foreign guy at work who helped me understand sarcasm." Peter said as he set up a cutaway about the foreign guy at work who helped peter understand sarcasm,
Cutaway
We now join peter and his new work friend fouad at the breakroom.
"Huh, nice day we're having" someone says as he enters the coffee break room.
"Oh, ho-ho! Yes!" Fouad laughed.
"What?" Peter wondered.
"He say "Nice day," but he covered with rain." Fouad explains what so funny.
"So?" Peter wondered.
"So, he say this when your brain know is not really nice day." Fouad explain that the man is not having a nice day.
"Oh, yeah! Yes." Peter wondered.
"He say the opposite. He's funny." Fouad explain that the man said it in the opposite meaning.
"Oh, yeah, I get it."Nice day."" Peter wondered.
"Now you funny, too. Oh..." Fouad said in enjoyment.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the gang.
"There she is, Guys." Frank Jr said as he point her out as she is looking for clothes.
"Oh, boy, I am going to take her down right in front of everybody. All right, Olivia, get ready to... Good Lord." Stewie said as he look shocked at her appearances.
"What is it?" Frank Jr asked Stewie if anything is wrong.
"Guys, she looks... she looks fantastic." Stewie said as he was awe by her beauty.
And now TV's Olivia Fuller will cut the ceremonial ribbon.
"I hope I'm allowed to do this. My mommy says, "Don't run with scissors."" Olivia said about don't run with scissors from her tv mommy.
"She's so cute. I love children. Look at my kids." One of the fans said as he takes out his wallet with pic of his kids and slap them on his friends face.
"So everyone feel free to browse and purchase from our fine selection. Hey, Mom, now would be a good time to raise my allowance." Olivia said about the store and make a mom joke again.
As the scene change to the guy with the wallet as he still slap his pics on his friends face. Then its change to Olivia looking for clothes as both Frank Jr and Stewie come by her way.
"Oh, this one's kind of nice. Wha...?" Frank Jr said as he checks the clothes until he meets with Olivia with Stewie.
"Olivia! Hey...!" Stewie said hello with a surprising tone.
"Stewie and Frank Jr? Oh, my God. Wow, this is... it's been a while." Olivia said as she is happy to see her cast mates.
"Yeah, no, it has. Uh, what, so you back in town?" Frank Jr asked her if she is back in town.
"Yeah, we're, um, we're moving back into the old house." Olivia reply that she is move back her old house.
"Oh, that's... God, you look great, I mean, you're all, you're all in shape." Stewie said as he comments her figure.
"My God, California's been good to you." Frank Jr said as he agree with Stewie that she looks greats.
As he leaves the group and leaves Stewie and Olivia alone.
"I mean, I guess, I guess you should be looking good 'cause everybody's a health nut out there, right?" Stewie said to her about her looks.
"Yeah. Well, anyway, it was nice seeing you again, so..." Olivia said as she wants to leave since she is buzy.
"Hey, listen, maybe you want to come over on Friday, it's my "Bernie Mac" night." Stewie asked her if she want to hang out on Friday to watch Bernie Mac.
"Um, i-it's a fun show if you haven't seen it." Olivia said in agreement.
"I can't understand what the devil he's saying, but you know, there's a lot of movement, and it's bright and colorful, it keeps my attention." Stewie said as he talks about the show.
"Look, Stewie, you're sweet, but since I moved to Hollywood, I've done a lot of growing up. I'm dating more sophisticated men now. But it was good to see you." Olivia said as she leave Stewie alone as Brian and Frank Jr walk towards him.
"What happened?" Brian asked him on what happened
"She shot me down, Brian." Stewie said in a sad tone.
"What do you care? You came here to gloat about her contract cancellation anyway." Brian said about Stewie behavior being not normal.
"Yes, but that was before I got a look at her face. I mean, she's a woman now, Brian. So sophisticated, so grown up, and she says she wants a grown-up man. But... apparently, that's not me." Stewie said about Olivia's needs a man in her life and he isn't that man.
"Ya think so?" Frank Jr said as he set up cutaway about the Mayor of Comedy while he did one of sitcoms punch-lines
Cutaway
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Cutaway Ends
Now back to the Mallque/Griffin house at night as Frank and Meg were in the bath room getting ready for their date with Jillian. As Frank brushing his hair to stand up.
"There we go. You are ready for your date. Yeah, that's a bed-head, yeah. Hey look at you, you just got out of bed. You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with." Frank said as he look like bed head rocker while he talks dirty to himself.
That's when Stewie come into the restroom with frank Jr following him.
"Hey, big date tonight?" Stewie asked both Frank and Meg about their big night.
"Uh, yeah, yeah." Frank reply as he is brush his hair back to his normal hair style.
"Hey, listen, I'm, uh, sorry about Olivia rejecting you." Meg said as she put on her hot dress since she lost a bit of weight and now she has some curves.
"Oh, I haven't given up yet, Guys. She says she wants a more mature, grown-up man, so all I've got to do is be more grown-up." Stewie reply as he has a plan as he take the brush from the sink.
"What are you doing?" Frank Jr asked Stewie on what he is doing with his father brush.
"Just cleanin' out your dad brush, man." Stewie said as he take out frank's hair out of the brush. As he puts it in a slip lock bag and walk out of the bathroom with Frank Jr while both Frank and Meg had a questionable look on their faces.
Now the scene change to the outside of the house as Jillian just arrive and she in front of the house door and rings it. Both Frank and Meg answer it.
"Hi, Jillian." Frank said hello to their new girlfriend.
"Hi, Frank and Meg, ready to go?" Jillian asking them if they are ready to go on their date.
As the scene quickly change with Stewie in his diaper while he glued Frank's hair on his chest and pits.
"Hey, baby." Stewie said hello in sexy tone to Jillian.
"Hi, Stewie." Jillian said hello with dumb look.
"What the hell are you doing?" Frank Jr shouted in shocked on why Stewie looks like that.
"Eh, not much, really. Just me and my pubes, ha...ngin' out." Stewie said as he stretches himself to reveal his pits have franks hair.
"Oh, dear God." Meg said in disgust while frank rolls his eyes.
"Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day." Stewie said as he move toward them.
"So am I." Jillian said as she too is tired with adult stuff as well.
"I, just kind of feel like kickin' it tonight." Stewie said as he stretches again until a pair of fuzzy dice pop out of his diaper.
"Oh, look at that. I'm growing all the time." Stewie said as he brags that the fuzzy dice are his balls and he thinks him growing up.
"Hey, uh, Jillian, mom and Dad, can you give me a minute?" Frank Jr said as he and Brian takes Stewie away.
"You ever just let your balls hang out, Junio-Ri? You ever do that, Junio-Roney? Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was juniori?" Stewie said to them and rhymes with Frank Jr name.
"Give me my dad's hair back." Frank Jr said as he tires off the hair on stewie's body.
"Ow! What the hell, man." Stewie shouted as he feels pain by losing his hair.
"Stewie, this is not going to convince Olivia that you're grown-up enough for her." Frank Jr tells him that his fake hair will not going to convince Olivia that he is grown-up enough for her
"Yeah, what do you know about women?" Stewie asked in anger on how he knows about women.
"You want to know how to get women? There's only one place in town you need to observe. Just watch." Frank Jr said as he takes Stewie outside to show him how to get women which was next-door aka quagmire place.
"I am not doing that, Glenn." Hot chick said as she runs outside of glens house in a towel.
"Come on, beautiful, keep an open mind." Quagmire said as he tries to control the situation.
"You're a sick man." Hot chick reply with a rude comment.
"Hey, keep it down. I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore screaming at me on my front lawn." Quagmire tells her to shut up and he doesn't want his neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore screaming at him on his front lawn.
"Whore? Well, maybe I should come inside." Hot chick said in shocked by that comment until she realized that she is naked and she decides to return inside.
"Well, maybe you should." Quagmire said as he close the door with she is inside the house.
This moment confuses Stewie on what just happen tonight.
"What the deuce? Why the hell would she respond positively to such a negative comment? Unless... Frank Jr and Brian, do women like it when you treat them like crap?" Stewie said as he question on how would she respond positively to such a negative comment until he realized that women like it when men treat them like crap?
"Well, I don't know if you want to be that black and white about it." Brian and Frank Jr said as they tries to explain other thing but Stewie interrupts them.
"That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap. Well, Olivia, prepare to meet a much darker Stewie Griffin." Stewie said as he plans to scores a date with Olivia by mistreating her.
As we join Stewie dress like a greaser member, he goes to Olivia house and he answer the door with cool knock.
"Hey, babe. What do you say, we going out Saturday night?" Stewie asking her out like a boss.
"Stewie, what are you doing here? I told you, I'm just into a different type of guy." Olivia explain to him that she is just into a different type of guy as she dream about a certain red tail baby.
"Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly." Stewie said as he insults her.
"Stewie, you're being mean." Olivia said in shocked while Frank Jr writes it down for future girlfriend in the future. (aka. Korra hint hint)
"No. If I was being mean, when you opened the door I would have said, "Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home? Oh, wait, you're Olivia." You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash." Stewie said insult about her skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.
This cause her to cry by the insult just enough for her to in his control.
"So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?" Stewie asking her if he pick her up at 7:00.
"That sounds wonderful." Olivia said in sniveling tone as she close the door after Stewie left like a boss.
He then make a turn top the bushes to talk to Frank Jr.
"She said yes, whoa that was so cool Stewie." Frank Jr said as he congratulation to him scoring a date with Olivia.
"My God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials." Stewie said as he sets up a cutaway about Chester Cheetah from the commercials.
Cutaway
We see Chester Cheetah in a run-down apartment snorting Cheetos like cocaine while listening to "Tom Sawyer" by Canadian rock band Rush.
"Oh, God, there is no (bleep) drummer better than Neil Peart!" He proclaims there is no better drummer than Neil Peart.
He smashes his fist through a glass table. He is stabbed by the shattered glass, looks at his bloody hand as he turn to the audience.
"It ain't easy bein' cheesy" he declares that "it ain't easy being cheesy".
Cutaway Ends
As we join Peter and Frank in the living room watch chick flicks while he Crying, wiping cheek with tissue.
"Oh, Smilla, your sense of snow is equaled only by your sense of love." Peter said a good comment of one of the character of the movie while frank Crying, wiping cheek with tissue and nodded in agreement.
That when Lois and Meg Walks into living room.
"Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?" Lois asking them if they were watching chick movies all night.
"I didn't think those chick movie will change both of you guys a lot!" Meg said in agreement.
"Mom and Meg, before we found these movies women only made me cry through my penis, now they make me cry through my eyes." Frank said as he explains that he and peter saw women for sex but these chick movie made them feel pure raw emotions.
"That why we've decided that to making our own chick flick." Peter said as he and frank decides to make their own own "chick flick."
"What? You don't know anything about making movies." Lois said as she was shocked by the news.
"Just because they watch all chicks flick Also you guys are not experts of the romance drama of this films." Meg said her argument.
"Hey don't worry me, I and pops got this but since you're worried about us. We hired some help for this movie." Frank said as he announce that he is hire some people to help make this movie.
That's until Emily show up the living room and heard everything.
"And I'm gonna help them since I'm a girl and I know my shit with chicks." Emily said as she whistles john and Tyler into the living room and she made them her body guards.
That's when we turn to Lois and peter as he looks at Lois disappointing look.
"I don't know about his peter, thing blow up in your face when you tries something new." Lois reply with negative response.
That's when peter decides to speak his mind.
"Are you kiddin'? I got lots of experience in the film industry. I was the original Pretty Woman." Peter claims that he was the original Pretty Woman in this cutaway.
Cutaway
As Peter is dressed as a woman in a red dress, replacing Julia Roberts' role opposite in front of Richard Gere.
"You look beautiful, but there's something missing" Richard Gere presents Peter with a mirror and he laughs.
Cutaway Ends
We now join Stewie and Olivia at the park eating some ice cream.
"This is a beautiful spot, Stewie." Olivia said to Stewie
"I know. I love coming here because you can just sit here and people-watch, you know?" Stewie said to Olivia about just being in the park is fun.
As Stewie and Olivia are making fun of people in park as they spot a man in brown tuxedo sniffing his hand.
"Oh, oh, look at this. Look at this guy. Look at this. What is that? What is he doing? Just standing there, smelling his hand? "What is that?"" Stewie said as he narrates the man in brown tuxedo who sniffing his hand.
"Hihihihi!" Olivia Giggling by the joke
"What is that on my hand? Is that barbecue sauce?" Stewie question for the man about his smelling like barbecue sauce.
"Hihihihi!" Olivia Still giggling by the joke Stewie is using.
"When was I near barbecue sauce?" Stewie question the man in the brown tuxedo on when he was near barbecue sauce.
That's when Olivia spot someone passing by with his cellphone who is wearing a cowboy outfit.
"Hihihihi! Oh, look, look! Jewish cowboy! Jewish cowboy!" Olivia said as she chuckling by the Jewish cowboy.
Yeah. Not gonna be so tough when the sun goes down, are you? Stewie said something funny about the Jewish cowboy.
"Hahahahahaha!" Stewie and Olivia are laughing together.
"Better go razzle up some Chinese food, Hop along Nussbaum." Stewie said something else about the Jewish cowboy.
"Hahahahahaha!" Stewie and Olivia are both laughing again by that joke.
"Y'know, Stewie, I'm really glad I gave you another chance. You are a really special guy." Olivia explain that she is happy that she gave Stewie another chance while realizing that he is a special person to her.
"I know. Stewie said as he Fake laughing to impress Olivia.
"Hihihihi!" Olivia Chuckling by his joke.
"No, no, I'm kidding. I'm not really that self-centered. But,y...y...y'know, Olivia, I can't think of any place I'd rather be than right here, right now with you." Stewie said as he tells her that he not self-centered and he thinks that he can't think of any place I'd rather be than right here, right now with.
As he move close to her and give her kiss on the cheek. She blushes until she spot a spotless fat guy who cuts his own hair.
"Oh, look at this guy. Now, there's someone who cuts his own hair." Olivia said about the fate guy with nice clean clothes.
"Hahahaha! Yeah, no kiddin'. Oh my God. Oh...oh...oh, check out this uptight Asian guy. Look at that. I work really hard, 'cause I'm no fun!" Stewie said about the uptight Asian guy while he chuckling by his own joke.
"Bwannnggggg!" Olivia said as she inmates a gong.
As they both laugh at their joke until they smile again.
Hour later as both babies watch a perfect sunset against the skyline.
"Boy, this is a great city. I don't care what anybody says." Stewie said that the city is great and doesn't care what everyone thinks.
"I know. Look at that sunset against the skyline." Olivia said about the sunset against the skyline.
"I know. Wow, look at that." Stewie said as he looks at the view.
"A perfect end to a perfect day." Olivia said as she thinks today was a perfect day.
"Yeah. Well, we should probably get home. This area gets really dangerous at night." Stewie said as he explain that the area they are in is dangerous at night.
As the babies walk away suddenly a lion and a robot fight to the death and they destroyed the bench they were sitting on while the lion rip off the robots arm off with its teeth.
Now we join peter and the crew at the Mallque/griffin house as they begin their movie. As we see Lois in a hospital bed with Joe dress like a doctor while Emily and peter were directors with blue caps.
"Okay, everyone, welcome to the first day of shooting for Steel Vaginas." Emily explain to everyone about their first shooting of their movie, steel vaginas.
"Peter, this movie doesn't seem to make any sense." Lois tell peter that the script doesn't make sense?
"It makes perfect sense, Mom. This the scene where our heroine, Vageena Hertz, is told by Dr. McNugget here that she has incurable chick cancer." Frank explains what happing in her scene.
As peter turns to Joe.
"Okay, Joe, lose the wheelchair and let's do this." Peter explain to Joe that he need to lose his wheelchair to do this scene.
"Peter, I can't lose the wheelchair, I need it to move." Joe explain that that he can't since he is handicapped.
"Okay, but you character can walk." Peter explains that Joe's character can walk
"Peter, I'm handicapped, I can't walk." Joe said again that he is handicapped and can't walk.
This cause peter to think and then he walk towards back to his seat.
"Okay, Chris, roll film." Peter shouts at Chris to start filming the scene.
"And... action!" Frank said to Chris to start filming.
Until peter got piss off by joe still being in a wheelchair.
"Joe, get out of the damn chair. Chris, get the cattle prod." Peter said as he pushes Joe off his chair and tells chris to get the cattle prod.
"Okay, now give him some peanut butter so we can make it look like he's talking." Emily explain to her crew to give joe some peanut butter so we can make it look like he's talking in the scene.
Now we join Stewie, Frank Jr and Olivia at a birthday party and the boys were uncomfortable.
"God, I hate these things." Frank Jr said as he and Stewie put on some party cone hats.
"Junior, Sweetie, can't you two just have a good time?" Olivia asked them to have a good time at this kid's party.
"We don't know anybody. These are all your friends." Stewie said as he complain about not knowing anybody in this party.
"Just relax. Have some cake or something." Olivia asking stewie to just relax and have some cake.
"Hey, hey, who do we have here?" Ramdom baby said as he recognized Olivia.
"Oh, my God! Victor?" Olivia said as she recognized him form her past.
This made both Frank Jr and Stewie have a questionable look.
"Hey, kiddo, how are you?" Victor said hello to Olivia.
"Great! Great! Wow! Frank Jr and Stewie, this is Victor. We did a Flintstones vitamins commercial together. Olivia said as she introduce them to victor, who is Olivia's playmate and is a fellow actor whom she did a Flintstones Vitamins commercial.
"Ten million strong and growing!" Olivia & Victor said the famous saying of the Flintstones Vitamins commercial.
"Oh, yeah, good to meet you. How are you?" Frank Jr asking how are this baby on this party.
"Victor's such a good actor. He played a dead baby on CSI: Miami." Olivia explains about victor being such a good actor.
"Yeah, I'm more into writing now. Oh, hang on a sec. Uh, idea for a short story: guy picks his nose, then eats it." Victor explain that he is a writer now.
"Yeah, good luck with that." Frank Jr said in sarcastic tone
"Hey, Olivia, why don't you and I go get some punch?" Stewie asked her if and she will go get some punch.
"Oh, actually, would you mind getting some for Victor and me while we catch up?" Olivia counter by said to Stewie if he mined getting some for Victor and me while we catch up.
"Or-or a third option. Why doesn't Victor go get some punch for you and me?" Stewie said as he turn it around by saying why doesn't Victor go get some punch for Olivia and himself.
"Or maybe you and I could go away from Victor and go get the punch?" Olivia said maybe she and Stewie could go away from Victor and go get the punch.
"Or-or none of us could have punch. But still Victor could go away." Frank Jr said as he is getting bored by this conversation.
"Victor, would you excuse us for a second?" Olivia said as she takes Stewie while Frank Jr follows until he hear something about victor.
"Uh, sure. Idea for a novel: guy loses his favorite blankie, goes looking for it and finds it in the kitchen." Victor said as he take out a tape recorder and said his memorials
"Is that... I amaze by you. Is that... It's genius." Frank Jr said as his sarcastly agree with victor genius work.
"It's unbelievable. I don't know where I get it from." Victor said in agreement.
Meanwhile with the baby couple.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You're acting like a jerk." Olivia asking him on why he is such a jerk.
"Oh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?" Stewie said something nasty about victor.
"He happens to be a very intelligent, successful actor. And, you know, he's done three national diaper commercials." Olivia said as she argue about victor being a very and he's done three national diaper commercials intelligent, successful actor.
"Yeah, let's put a diaper on his face. That's where the crap is coming out." Stewie said as he insults victor again.
"You don't own me. I can talk to whoever I want. I don't see a ring on my finger." Olivia said in agreement as she is not married to Stewie.
"Oh poop, here it goes!" Frank Jr said as he knows what's coming.
As The couple begin to argue constantly, and their latest argument ends with them getting married.
"I, Stewie, take you, Olivia, to be my lawfully wedded wife." Stewie said his oath to his new wife.
That's when Frank Jr whisper something in Stewie's ear.
"Uh, what's that, Frank Jr?" Stewie asking him on what he is saying.
"You may kiss the bride dude." Frank Jr said to the babies that they may kiss each other.
"Oh, oh, kiss the bride. Yes." Stewie said as he and Olivia kiss each other while a congregation oohs in the background.
As the scene turns to black.
After the marriage, which Frank Jr officiates, their relationship does not get any better. As we see Stewie driving his tricycle toward his make believe house where he enter with his hat in tie to greet his wife.
"Hi, honey! I'm home!" Stewie said as he enter the pretend house as he puts his hat and tie away.
"Hi, sweetie, how was your day?" Olivia asking Stewie on how as his day.
"Well, I was an astronaut for a while, then I was a cowboy, and then all afternoon I was a fireman, so it's been, uh... it's been a long one." Stewie explain that he was an astronaut for a while, then he was a cowboy, and then all afternoon he was a fireman.
"Uh, what's for dinner?" Stewie asked Olivia on what for dinner.
As Olivia reaches behind her to grab the Play-doh Fun Factory machine
"Play-Doh spaghetti." Olivia reply.
"Oh..." Stewie said in sad tone.
"What?" Olivia said in shocked.
"No, no, it's..it's nothing, just had Play-Doh spaghetti last night." Stewie said pauses; under his breath.
"And that's all we had last night." Stewie reply the last part until Olivia heard it.
"What does that mean?" Olivia said in anger.
"Oh I don't know Olivia, uh maybe that we are in a sex-less marriage, we have yet to have sex..." Stewie said as he complain about having sex.
"Do you even know what sex is?" Olivia asked him on what is sex.
"That's not the point, don't change the...it's a kind of cake." Stewie said angrily and answers with think its cake or something.
"Look, can we just drop this and have a normal pretend dinner?" Olivia said as she want to stop argue today and just eat their pretend dinner.
"Fine, fine! Uch, some days I think it was easier being Q-Bert's roommate." Stewie said angrily as he sets up a cutaway about being Q-Bert's roommate is much easier than his wife.
Cutaway
Stewie is sleeping in the setting of Q*Bert as the video game character keeps bouncing to turn on the lights.
God, it's all night with this guy. If you're gonna leave all those lights on, I'm not gonna split the electric bill" Stewie argued.
Cutaway Ends
We now join Stewie and Olivia arriving to a fancy restaurant to meet up with Frank, Meg, Frank Jr and Jillian.
"Sorry we're late, everyone, but Jon Benet here took forever with her makeup." Stewie said as he complain about Olivia make them late cause she took forever with her makeup/
"Uh, yes, and we probably would've shaved a few minutes off our trip, but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel, so we had to drive around the block six times till we could find a spot. But to his credit, it is a great spot to get mugged." Olivia said as she complain about Stewie could've shaved a few minutes off our trip, but Stewie being Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel, so we had to drive around the block six times till we could find a spot. But to his credit, it is a great spot to get mugged.
"Wouldn't that be a shame, if they took all my money out of both our wallets?" Stewie said as the black gangsters could've taking all of his money out of both their wallets.
"Well, it's just good to have you guys here." Frank Jr said as he change the conversation.
That's when the waiter came in to get their orders.
"Can I get you folks something to drink?" Waiter asking the group on what to drink.
"Uh, yes, I'll just have flat water." Stewie reply with flat water.
"Um, do you have Hi-C Tropical Punch?" Olivia asked if they have Hi-C Tropical Punch.
With that sentence set off Stewie.
"And it begins..." Stewie said as he complain about Olivia again.
"What? I can't have a drink with dinner?" Olivia asking Stewie quit rudely about her drink choices.
"So dinner started at 2:00 this afternoon, did it?" Stewie said a snappy comeback.
"Yes, about the same time you decided to hole up in the bathroom for three hours waxing your eyebrows." Olivia said about him waxing his eyebrows for three hours.
This cause Frank Jr to look shock since her told her in confidents about Stewie secret.
"You swore you would never..." Frank Jr said as he was about to repairman her until Stewie give him a look and he shut up for now.
"I have a prominent brow, and I do what I can to get by." Stewie said in a calm tone to not freak out.
"Well, hey, what's important is that you're here now." Frank said as he tries to calm down the situation.
"Let's just enjoy dinner." Frank Jr said as he agree with his father and asked them to just enjoy dinner.
"Yeah, can't we just have a good time?" Meg and Jillian said as they don't want to start a fight in a restaurant.
"Ask Olivia. Olivia, the three of us are having a great time. What's your problem?" Stewie said as he push the blame to his wife Olivia.
"My problem is you. You're acting like a baby." Olivia said as she explain that stewie is acting like a baby.
"And we come to the center of the shrubbery maze. That's what it all comes down to, isn't it? I'm not grown up enough for you." Stewie said as he complain to her about her think that he is a baby.
"Well, you are a baby, aren't you?" Jillian said a blunt response.
"Stay out of it. Stay out of it." Frank Jr said to Jillian to stay out of this.
"Well, if you think I'm a baby, then perhaps I should act like a baby!" Stewie said to Olivia the he will act like a baby just to spite her.
That's when he start to cry like a baby.
"Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!" Stewie cries to Olivia like a baby.
This cause everyone to get embarrass by his crying. This cause Frank Jr to text John and Tyler, he making plans for incase stewie goes crazy again.
"Hey, can you keep that kid quiet?" Man shouted from off screen.
This cause stewie to shout back while Frank Jr to face palm.
"Oh, oh, oh, what's that? What's that, sir? What's that, uh, uh I'm, I'm sorry, am I being too loud for you? You want to come over here and quiet me down?" Stewie argue with the man and challenged him to calm him down.
"Oh, let's not do this." Olivia said as she didn't want this to happen at all.
"Oh God, Stewie, come on." Frank Jr, Frank and Meg complain in union said.
"I'm scared." Jillian said in fear tone as she hugs Frank in his arms and hides her face in his chest.
"No, it's okay. It's okay. Sir, do you feel strong? You want to come over here?" Stewie said as he calm his friend down, while he argue with the man and challenged him to calm him down again.
"No, I want to stay here and have my steak." Man shouted as he wants to eat his steak.
"Oh yeah?" Stewie said as he shouts back.
"Yeah!" Man shouted back his reply while off screen.
"What is that, the Porterhouse?" Stewie asked him if his steak was the porterhouse.
"Yeah!" Man shouted yes.
"How is it?" Stewie asked him how the porterhouse taste.
"What do you care?" Man shouted in question on why stewie asking him.
"If we weren't fighting, would you recommend it?" Stewie asked him if they weren't fighting, would he recommend it to him.
"Yeah, I would." Man shouted reply a good answers.
This cause stewie to calm down and smiled.
"Well, I know what I'm getting." Stewie said in a smug tone.
Now we join everyone that made steel vaginas in the Mallque/Griffin living room to watch their work.
"Hello, everyone. Well, here we are... opening night. You know, somebody once told me that making movies was easy." Emily explain to the audience about their movie in opening night.
"Yeah. Yeah, you know what else is easy? Open heart surgery." Peter said a joke about Open heart surgery being easy.
"Oh-ho-ho! Yes!" Fuad said while laughing at the joke.
"Yeah, thanks for coming, Fuad." Peter said as he glad that he came but he should be quite about it.
"Oh! Is funny because open heart surgery not easy at all." Fuad said as he explain about open heart surgery not easy at all while laughs at the joke.
"Yeah, yeah. Calm down, Fuad." Emily said as she tries to calm him down.
"So, without further dudes, ah, let's, uh, watch this thing." Peter said as he start the protector to start the movie as the scene show peter spinning happy in a forest while leaf fall down as it was fall season.
Peter: At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns, but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff, and before I knew Vageena Hertz.
Only a few scenes were shown. One was where the President (Frank), the Vice President (John), and Peter's wife (bonnie) was at the white house. The Vice President tells the President the giant squid has attacked New York, then a boom is heard. That's when the President says, "Get me Mr. Hertz," and Mr. Hertz comes through the door.
"I said, 'get me Mr. Hertz, Now!" The President shouted at his staff,
"Here I am!" Mr. Hertz said as he appears right next to the president as he does karate and save the people from the terrorist.
The next scene has Mr. Hertz and the Ruthless Terrorist (Tyler) arguing.
"I eat terrorists for lunch with caviar, I'm Mr. Hertz." Mr. Hertz said as he beats the crap of the terrorist.
"I am afraid of no one; it's time to declare a jihad!" Ruthless Terrorist said.
Then the Terrorist throws a knife at Mr. Hertz, but he blocks it and winks at the camera.
Peter: When Vageena was first born, I had a small heart and a lot to learn.
He flashes back to when his wife (portrayed by Bonnie) is giving birth to Vageena. Peter, thinking it to be a boy, is happy until he finds out that the girl.
"Push, honey! Hurry up and give me my baby boy!" Mr. Hertz said to his wife as she about to give birth.
As baby clara came out as baby Vageena covered in blood.
"Oh, good, a baby. Oh, no, it's a girl. And I hate girls." Mr. Hertz said happiness until he finds out that the girl.
Peter: But one day, Vageena went swimming too soon after eating a sandwich... and this happened.
As the scene change to Sometime later, Vageena went swimming before waiting a half hour after eating, and begins cramping.
"Help! Help! I'm drowning'!" Help! Lois said while she pretends to be drowning.
As She is taken to a hospital by a doctor (Joe)
"We gotta get this woman to surgery time. Right stat now!" Joe shouted while carried Lois while he has green screen legs from a video game.
The scene change to the hospital as Emily Griffin play as an evil enemy president hiring a Chinese baby assassin to kill Lois.
As the Chinese baby was play by Maddie Murdock as she close in to hospitalize Vageena.
"Night night, you weird name lady!" Maddie said in a Chinese accent as she slit Lois's throat.
The next scene has Mr. Hertz (portrayed by Peter) about to tell something to the President until Mr. Hertz's flamethrower watch explodes then Mr. Hertz tackles the Present trying to put the fire out. A short scene had the President arriving in a limousine. Mr. Hertz in the New Year's Parade riding a horse.
Peter: But it was too late. ...and she died from a rotten vagina.
He heard that his daughter is dying as he rush over to say his final goodbye, But it turns out to be too late as Mr. Hertz states she died from a rotten vagina.
The next scene had Mr. Hertz's wife and the President screaming while the giant squid is attacking them on top of the hospital.
Mr. Hertz arrives, fights the squid, gets the President in a helicopter
"Sorry I'm late; DC traffic is a bitch!" Mr. Hertz said as he tell the president that the traffic was bitch.
"Okay I'll go, but not without a kiss first?" Mr. Hertz's Wife said as Mr. Hertz kisses his wife on the cheek and lips.
Then Mr. Hertz then shoots the giant squid with his laser watch.
As funeral scene in which shows Lois comes back to life for revenge on the evil president and the Chinese baby assassin.
Then she went toward her dad and she forgive him
"I forgive you father!" Lois said before being killed by the Hulk and Thor combined.
Later, another scene is added where Mr. Hertz activates his jet boots and flies away to Paris with his wife.
"Hey baby, have you ever been to Paris?" Mr. Hertz said to his wife about going to paris for their honeymoon.
Fin.
After the premier of "Steel Vaginas" everyone was silent until Joe spoke.
"Wow that was the master piece of awesomeness I ever seen." Joe said in excitement.
"Oh my God, that was an award winning movie." Mort said with cheer tone.
"Awesome, Awesome, Awesome!" Quagmire said as his dance like an idiot.
"...My heart is actually asking for a sequel. MY HEART... is actually ASKING FOR A SEQUEL." Joe shouted at Peter and Emily to making sequel to their movie.
Now the next day in the Griffin/Mallque house in the kitchen with Brian, Frank Jr, Maddie, Rosie and Stewie talk about Olivia.
"Hey, where's Olivia?" Frank Jr asked Stewie on where is his wife at.
"Oh, she's probably up at the house." Stewie reply with a bored tone.
"Stewie?" Brian said his name to get a response.
"Yeah?" Stewie reply
"It's not your fault." Brian said to Stewie that it's not his fault for his own problems.
"What?" Stewie said in confusion.
"It's not your fault." Frank Jr reply the same response as Brian to Stewie.
"I know." Stewie reply in piss off tone.
"It's not your fault." Brian responded to same answer to Stewie again.
"I know." Stewie said while being annoyed
"No, Stewie, Stewie. It's not your fault." Frank Jr said as he explain to Stewie it's not his fault for his bad relationship
"Don't do this to me man, not you too man." Stewie said to Frank Jr to not do this to him right now.
"It's not your fault." Frank Jr and Brian reply the answer again.
"Screw you, cut it out man!" Stewie shouted at them to cut it out in piss off tone.
"It's not your fault." Frank Jr and Brian reply the answer again.
As this broke Stewie and made him cry in tears.
"Waaaaahahahahaha!"Stewie cries as he start hugging them with sadness.
"Why is it so hard? I didn't know it was going to be so hard." Stewie said while cries his guts out.
That's when John and Tyler stood up and went toward Stewie to confront him
"Look, Stewie, you stood up before God and all your toys and you took an oath to stick it out when things got tough." John said as he explain that Stewie stood up before God and all his toys and he took an oath to stick it out when things got tough.
You want her to see you as an adult? Well, this is adulthood. Tyler explain to Stewie that he wanted her to see himself as an adult? Well, this is adulthood.
"You're right, Guys. I can't hide from this relationship. It's my responsibility to deal with it. I mean, what kind of a man would I be if I ran off now? What would I be if I left now?" Stewie said as he is resolve and question if he can't hide from this relationship. It's his responsibility to deal with it. What kind of a man would he be if he ran off now? What would he be if he left now?
"You'd be a black man." Brian reply a raciest answer.
This shocks everybody in the kitchen.
"Whoah, where did that come from?" Stewie asked in shocked tone.
"What the hell man, what's wrong with you man!" John said in shocked by Brian reply.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was my dad talking." Brian explain that he gain this raciest trait from his father.
"If that's your dad then I'm glad he is dead because he is a raciest." Tyler said as he is glad that Brian's father is dead because they will not have to deal with him.
"You need some help with that." Stewie said his response.
"Bad dog." Frank Jr reply as he leave with everyone because this was disturbing
We join stewie walk towards his pretend box house to talk to Olivia
"Sweetie, listen, I'm sorry, I..." Stewie said as he enter the house to find something shocking.
As he see Olivia ends up 'cheating' on him with old friend Victor.
Oh, Stewie! I thought you were at Chuck E. Cheese's with your mom. Olivia
No. A four-year-old died in the ball pit. We had to cancel. Is that the Silly Putty I bought you this weekend? Stewie
"Stewie, this isn't what it looks like." Olivia said as she tries to explain what going on.
"Uh-uh, yeah, Stewie, I just dropped by to..." Victor said as he tries to explain himself being here.
"Uh, uh, uh, ain't nobody talking to you. Is... that... the Silly Putty... I bought you... this weekend?" Stewie said as he shut victor up and while asking olive if they are playing with the Silly Putty that he bought for her this weekend.
"You know, I'm really sensing something here... I should be go." Victor said as he tries to excuse himself out of the house.
"No, about you stay here and I leave and never come back again?" Stewie said as he shut him down told him to sit down in a mad tone while he leaves in a mad huff.
"Stewie, this isn't how I wanted it to end." Olivia said as she explain that this isn't how she wanted it to end.
"But you did want it to end. You've made that perfectly clear. Stewie said as he slams the door in her face.
That's when she fainted on her chair as victor confront her.
"Listen, are you gonna be all right?" Victor asked Olivia if she gonna be alright.
Yeah, I'll be fine. Olivia said as she be find while she feel guilty for what happened.
"Is that smoke?" Victor asked her as he notice some smoke in the pretend house.
As we see Stewie upon setting fire to his and Olivia's cardboard play house.
Idea for a farce: cheating wife and pompous ass burned alive! AHAHAHA!Stewie said as he walks away with triumph until he was knocked out by John AND Tyler
Suddenly Olivia find a water hose in the box house and uses it to escape from the fire with victor. As Frank Jr would quickly drag her out of there.
"Is she breathing?" Maddie asked.
"No!" Frank Jr said as he doesn't see any breathing from Olivia.
"Frank Jr, you're going to have to give her the breath of life!" Rosie said to frank to give CPR.
"Breath of life? What's that?" Frank Jr asked before his Friends/Half-sisters whispered into his ear.
"EWW! NO FREAKING WAY! I HATE HER FOR CHEATING ON STEWIE!" Frank Jr said in disgust.
"I don't think you have much of a choice, Can you really live with yourself knowing that you killed Olivia?" Maddie asked him if he can really live with himself knowing that he killed Olivia.
"...At least she is pretty and rich" Frank Jr said as he took a deep breath and began giving Olivia mouth to mouth CPR. Olivia then slowly begins to regain consciousness and coughs the smoke out of her system.
"What happened? Was I unconscious? Was a child molester nearby?" Olivia asked the girls what happened to her.
"No." Maddie said
"Frank Jr saved your life." Rosie reply her answers.
"You did?" asked Olivia.
"Yeah, and I suppose you're going to be ungrateful and call me a freak, huh?" Frank Jr asked, but was given an unexpected hug by Olivia.
"No way! You saved my life! I don't know how to thank you!" Olivia said as she cries tears of jolly.
"...Weird..." Frank Jr said.
What's going on here until he was stop by Maddie and Rosie.
Meanwhile Frank Jr give Olivia the kiss of life until she was breathing. While Stewie was distracted by Maddie and Rosie by Disney distraction.
As Olivia only tolerating Frank Jr because he saved her life, It's a very normal phase when you have a near death experience, but over time it will wear out.
Now back to Brian and Stewie in the kitchen while Stewie tries to calm down his head bump he got from John and Tyler.
"So what happened?" Brian asked Stewie on what happed.
"Well, you want to know what I learned this week? Being a grown up sucks. Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass! It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, y'know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, y'know? Why don't guys do that?" Stewie question on why can't we guys just hang out with guys, y'know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy.
"They do. It's called being gay." Brian reply
"Oh THAT'S what gay is? Yeah, I could totally get into that." Stewie said as he is down with that until frank jr pass them by with him saying the last word.
Good luck with that you gender confusing male seeking fruit loop! Frank Jr said as he walks into the living room with a bunch of kiss marks on his face.
12 years later, in a middle school hallway, Frank Jr walks up to a now teenaged Olivia holding a wrapped box behind her back.
"Hi, Frank Jr," Olivia said hello to her friend until she notice that he has something behind his back.
"What's that behind your back." Olivia asked her friend/crush.
"This?" Frank Jr asked as he hide a pie behind his back.
"It's just an anniversary present. 12 years ago on this very day, we became friends." Frank Jr explain that it's an anniversary present. 12 years ago on this very day, they became friends.
"That's right, What is it?" Olivia said in excitement.
"You'll be surprised," Frank Jr said.
"I would've bought you something if I knew. Oh, I wonder what it-" said Olivia before a pie hit her in the face.
"DAMMIT, FRANK JUNIOR! YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR!" Olivia shouted at Frank Jr in anger
"And you still fall for it every year, too!" Frank Jr laughed as he was being chased by Olivia across the halls.
"MY HAIR IS RUINED! OH, JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR BALLS ARE PURPLE!" Olivia screamed as she chase out of the house.
As you can see, while some things may change, other things just seem to stay the same... while the scene fades to black.
Chapter Ended
Well that's the seventh chapter of season 5, I hope you guys enjoy it. This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for the cutaway, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts and with that. See you next chapter my friends.
