Authors Note: This is actually part of my up and coming series, a retelling of Kingdom Hearts, with DC Characters alongside Disney ones. This isn't canon to it, just a fun one.


Mirror Match:

1st:

Sora: Vanitas?!

Sora: Are you Roxas?!

Sora: This is weird…

2nd:

Sora: Stop, impostor!

Sora: You're an impostor, not me!

Sora: Let's settle this, then!

3rd:

Sora: Wait, who are you?!

Sora: I'm you!

Sora: Is this what it was like for Riku?

4th:

Sora: What are you?

Sora: I am a clone, created by Shang Tsung.

Sora: That guy's going down!

Vs. Baraka:

1st:

Sora: Ugh, you ever brush those teeth?

Baraka: I'll brush them with your blood.

Sora: Not sanitary, and not happening.

2nd:

Sora: You and your Tarkatans need to stop!

Baraka: We hunt humans for meat, Earthrealmer!

Sora: Find a new food source!

3rd:

Sora: I'll cook for you guys if you stop hunting humans.

Baraka: We'd rather cook you!

Sora: 'Sora' isn't on the menu tonight.

Vs. Cassie Cage:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Cassie: Commander Cage of the Special Forces.

Sora: Wow, that's so cool!

2nd:

Sora: I have a friend called Cassie!

Cassie: Is she just as cool as I am?

Sora: She's a demi-god, so, a bit cooler.

3rd:

Sora: Why are we fighting again?

Cassie: Raiden wants me to see if you're ready for the battle.

Sora: Well, I'm ready to go, Commander!

4th:

Cassie: So that Keyblade is the only thing that can kill the Heartless?

Sora: Yep.

Cassie: Mind if I borrow it, then?

5th:

Cassie: So, you and Kairi?

Sora: Uh, what about us?

Cassie: Ehh, nevermind.

Vs. Cetrion:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Cetrion: I am Cetrion, goddess of virtue and light.

Sora: Then why are you helping Kronika?

2nd:

Cetrion: You can not defeat an Elder God.

Sora: I've taken on Hercules, Ares and Sepirtoh.

Cetrion: Then this will be a worthy match.

3rd:

Sora: Tell Kronika she can stuff it.

Cetrion: Not even to save Kairi?

Sora: I can save her on my own.

4th:

Cetrion: You weild immpressive power.

Sora: My friends are my power!

Cetrion: I refer to the Keyblade.

Vs. D'Vorah:

1st:

Sora: Oh god, you're gross!

D'Vorah: This one will not tolerate insults.

Sora: I bet you get that a lot.

2nd:

D'Vorah: Why do you hunt this one?

Sora: I'm going to avenge Hanzo.

D'Vorah: You will join him.

Vs. Erron Black:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Erron: Just the kid I've been looking for.

Sora: I take it you're not here for friendship.

2nd:

Sora: Don't trust Maleficent.

Erron: She's put a big bounty on you that I can't pass up.

Sora: She's a liar, you know!

3rd:

Erron: Nothing personal kid.

Sora: Maleficent hired you, didn't she?

Erron: Yep.

4th:

Sora: Howdy, cowboy!

Erron: This ain't a rodeo, kid.

Sora: Psh, buzzkill.

Vs. Frost:

1st:

Sora: Stay away from Cassie!

Frost: I'll make that brat pay for my humilation.

Sora: Not her fault you suck at fighting.

2nd:

Sora: So you're this Frost person.

Frost: Heard of my greatness?

Sora: Heard how much of a prick you are!

3rd:

Frost: You and your stupid friends are weak.

Sora: No-one insults my friends!

Frost: What are you gonna do about it?

4th:

Sora: You're one big, egotistical spoiled brat.

Frost: I'll freeze you solid, shit-head.

Sora: I'm knocking you down several pegs!

Vs. Fujin:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Fujin: I am Fujin, god of wind and protector of Earthrealm.

Sora: Cool!

2nd:

Fujin: You face a god.

Sora: I've faced gods before, and won.

Fujin: Impressive.

3rd:

Fujin: I can return you to your realm.

Sora: First, the Heartless need to go.

Fujin: Then let us work together.

4th:

Sora: Ready to go?

Fujin: After I win, would you like to join me for a meal?

Sora: Ooh, can we get ice-cream- Hey, wait a second!

Vs. Geras:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Geras: I am Geras, protector of the Hourglass.

Sora: Nice to meet you!

2nd:

Sora: You're immortal?

Geras: Many have tried, but no-one has killed me.

Sora: Woah.

3rd:

Geras: You having the Keyblade was a mistake.

Sora: You're here to fix that?

Geras: Precisely.

4th:

Geras: Kronika can save your world.

Sora: I don't trust her.

Geras: You will submit.

Vs. Jacqui Briggs:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Jacqui: You're a friendly kid.

Sora : Thank you!

2nd:

Sora: Congratualtions on your engagement!

Jacqui: You met Takeda?

Sora: He's really nice!

3rd:

Jacqui: You'd make a good soldier in the Special Forces.

Sora: I'm not really a soldier, thanks.

Jacqui: Suit yourself, kid.

4th:

Sora: You've made your dad proud!

Jacqui: I want to live up to his example.

Sora: Well, you're doing great!

Vs. Jade:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Jade: I am Countess Jade.

Sora: I don't think I've met a countess before.

2nd:

Sora: I know what it's like to lose a home.

Jade: You lost a world, I lost a realm.

Sora: It still hurts, either way.

3rd:

Sora: Bo Staff vs a Keyblade.

Jade: Which one is better?

Sora: Let's do this!

Vs. Jax Briggs:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Jax: Hey, kid. The name's Jax.

Sora: Nice to meet you!

2nd:

Jax: Damn, who hurt you that bad?

Sora: Xehanort's past self did that to me.

Jax: Want to go find that asshole?

3rd:

Sora: Your arms? That's horrible.

Jax: What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Sora: Nice spirit!

Vs. Johnny Cage:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora.

Johnny: You're in the presence of Hollywood greatness.

Sora: …Uh, what?

2nd:

Sora: I don't really watch movies, let alone yours.

Johnny: You haven't lived then, kid.

Sora: Yeah, I see why a lot of people don't like you.

3rd:

Johnny: C'mon, you'd be a Hollywood hit!

Sora: It's against the rules of the World Order, Johnny!

Johnny: Break the rules a bit, kid.

4th:

Johnny: You know I beat Shinnok, right?

Sora: And I beat Hercules, and Hades.

Johnny: Oh, shit.

5th:

Sora: You know, if it wasn't for your ego, you'd be better liked.

Johnny: Buddy, I think I earned it.

Sora: Seriously, tone it down.

Vs. Joker:

1st:

Sora: You?!

Joker: Why so shocked, boy-o?

Sora: Dammit, why are you still alive?

2nd:

Joker: Choose quickly! Your girlfriend or your best friend?

Sora: You're dead, bastard!

Joker: Oh, this jokes going to kill.

3th:

Joker: Aren't you a goody two-shoes?

Sora: You won't think that in a few minutes.

Joker: Ooh, this should be fun.

4th:

Sora: How are you alive?!

Joker: The infinite lives cheat, kiddo! (Laughs)

Sora: Time to turn it off.

Vs. Kabal:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Kabal: Don't act like we're friends, kid.

Sora: You look like you need one.

2nd:

Sora: You're better than the Black Dragon!

Kabal: It pays the bills, kid.

Sora: Literally anything else, pays the bills.

3rd:

Sora: Bart could run circles around you, and then some.

Kabal: Gonna be hard to run with a broken leg.

Sora: He'll just heal in a second.

4th:

Kabal: Let's see you keep up.

Sora: I've beaten Hercules and Reverse-Flash.

Kabal: Well shit.

Vs. Kano:

1st:

Sora: So, you're this Kano I hear about?

Kano: What's it to ya, mate?

Sora: Your crimes end here!

2nd:

Sora: Your laser eye is lame.

Kano: This comin' from a kid with a giant key?

Sora: It does more than unlock doors.

3rd:

Kano: Now, I don't see why we can't be mates.

Sora: A, you're evil, B, you'll probably backstab me.

Kano: Eh, that's fair.

Vs. Kitana:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Kitana: I am Kitana, Princess of Outworld.

Sora: Wait, a princess?!

2nd:

Sora: Greetings, your Majesty!

Kitana: (Small laugh) You have been taught well etiquete.

Sora: I run into a lot of royalty.

3rd:

Kitana: You and your friends would be welcome in Outworld.

Sora: Thanks, but we've got a home already.

Kitana: Very well then.

4th:

Sora: My friend Kairi is a princess too!

Kitana: Is she a warror, too?

Sora: Yep, in training!

5th:

Sora: We should help Mileena, bring her into the light.

Kitana: I want nothing to do with that freak clone.

Sora: With or without you, I won't let her fall into the darkness.

6th:

Kitana: Is Roxas to you like Mileena is to me?

Sora: It's complicated, but we're cool!

Kitana: If only I was just as fortunate with her.

Vs. Kollector:

(Joke Intro):

Sora: Blah blah blah, friendship.

Kollector: Blah blah blah, profit.

Sora: You know what, let's do this.

1st:

Sora: Stay away from Kairi.

Kollector: Parts of her are valuable.

Sora: Touch her, and those arms are gone.

2nd:

Kollector: The Keyblade, Subspace Bag…

Sora: What you going on about?

Kollector: These items will fetch great profits.

Vs. Kotal Khan:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Kotal: I am Kotal, Kahn of Outworld.

Sora: What's a Kahn?

2nd:

Sora: You get your power from the sun?

Kotal: Where do you find power in, child?

Sora: My friends!

Vs. Kung Lao:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Kung Lao: I am Kung Lao, the greatest Shaolin!

Sora: Are you the big headed monk I was told about?

2nd:

Kung Lao: I bet I could've taken Organization 13 down.

Sora: Getting full of yourself, aren't you?

Kung Lao: I had already beaten the Deadly Alliance.

3rd:

Kung Lao: How come I haven't gotten a Keyblade?

Sora: Might have to do with that ego.

Kung Lao: Yet this Lea can weild one?

4th:

Sora: A razor hat? Talk about odd.

Kung Lao: You have a key that's a sword, and a wand.

Sora: Yours is weirder, though.

Vs. Liu Kang:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Liu Kang: I am Liu Kang, Earthrealm's Champion.

Sora: Whoa, that's cool!

2nd:

Sora: Wanna spar, Liu Kang?

Liu Kang: The Champion Vs The Keyblade's Chosen One.

Sora: May the best one win.

3rd:

Liu Kang: The Heartless must be vanquished.

Sora: Wanna team up?

Liu Kang: Certainly, but first, training.

4th:

Sora: Are you and Kitana..?

Liu Kang: Uh…. What do you mean?

Sora: Nevermind, (You guys probably are.)

Vs. Mileena:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Mileena: I am Mileena, hier to the throne.

Sora: But that's Kitana's thing!

2nd:

Mileena: Aren't you a cute little boy.

Sora: Um, thanks?

Mileena: Let me spoil you.

3rd:

Sora: I heard rumors about your freakiness.

Mileena: By whom?! I will skin and eat them alive!

Sora: They were right.

4th:

Sora: Mileena, Shao Kahn will abandon you if you fail him!

Mileena: I trust my father!

Sora: It's not too late for you to join us!

Vs. Nightwolf:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Nightwolf: I am Nightwolf of the Matoka.

Sora: Nice to meet you!

2nd:

Sora: Why are you called Nightwolf, anyway?

Nightwolf: It is a title, passed down by the Great Spirit.

Sora: Cool. Now what's the Great Spirit?

Vs. Noob Saibot:

1st:

Sora: Your heart has fallen to darkness.

Noob: I am the darkness.

Sora: Then face the light!

2nd:

Noob: Return to your parents arms.

Sora: I've lost them, Bi-Han.

Noob: Their souls reside with me.

3rd:

Sora: Wow, Scorpion really did burn you to a crisp.

Noob: Xehanort cut your (SPOILERS) off.

Sora: But I'm still standing.

Vs. Raiden:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Raiden: I am Raiden, god of thunder.

Sora: I thought that was Zeus's job.

2nd:

Raiden: Are you willing to help us fight Kronika?

Sora: I can't let danger befall a world!

Raiden: Then let us prepare.

3rd:

Sora: The Heartless are teaming with Kronika.

Raiden: Then we must work together and stop them.

Sora: Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go!

4th:

Raiden: Are you ready, young Sora?

Sora: I still don't know why we're fighting.

Raiden: Kombat will prove the goodness of your heart.

5th:

Sora: Do we have to fight?

Raiden: It will test the goodness of your heart.

Sora: Can't we just hang out with ice-cream or something, then?

Vs. Rain:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Rain: I am Rain, son of Argus!

Sora: Who's that? Sounds important.

2nd:

Sora: My friend is a demi-god too.

Rain: They must be inferior to me.

Sora: She's cooler then you in every way.

3rd:

Rain: Join forces with me, Sora!

Sora: Why should I?

Rain: You are the only mortal who is my equal.

Vs. Rambo:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Rambo: Are you this casual with everyone you meet?

Sora: Especially with good people.

2nd:

Rambo: That thing of yours…

Sora: It's the only weapon that can kill the Heartless!

Rambo: Mind lending it, then?

3rd:

Rambo: You're too young to be fighting, kid.

Sora: This wasn't my first war, sir.

Rambo: That's not right.

Vs. Robocop:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Robocop: I am Officer Alex Murphy.

Sora: Why are you a cyborg?

2nd:

Sora: I won't let OCP control you!

Robocop: It is too late for me, Sora.

Sora: No. It's not.

3rd:

Robocop: The Keyblade can kill the Heartless?

Sora: Only thing that can.

Robocop: We could use you in Delta City.

4th:

Sora: What happened to you?!

Robocop: My organic body was destroyed in the line of duty.

Sora: You should've been given an honorable service, not this…

Vs. Scorpion:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Scorpion: I am the Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu, Scorpion.

Sora: A ninja clan?

2nd:

Scorpion: Have you faced hellfire?

Sora: Does Trigon and Hades count?

Scorpion: An interesting fact.

3rd:

Scorpion: You would be welcome in the Shirai Ryu.

Sora: As kind as that offer is, I have to refuse.

Scorpion: So be it.

4th:

Sora: Revenge once conquered your heart.

Scorpion: I have moved past it, Sora.

Sora: Only one way to be sure…

Vs. Shang Tsung:

1st:

Sora: So you're this sorceror I've heard about!

Shang Tsung: And you must be the Keyblade's Chosen One.

Sora: You're as evil as they said.

2nd:

Shang Tsung: Where is young Miss Kairi?

Sora: You don't want to make that threat.

Shang Tsung: I will extract your soul, then hers.

3rd:

Sora: You're as despicable as Xehanort.

Shang Tsung: I will take his research and put it to good use.

Sora: Not on my watch!

Vs. Shao Kahn:

1st:

Shao: What power do you have that can stop me!?

Sora: The power of my friends.

Shao: That is the funniest thing I have heard.

2nd:

Sora: Big, bad, and ugly. Classic evil overlord tropes.

Shao: Sticks and stones, Earthrealmer.

Sora: And I break your bones.

3rd:

Shao: You will join my forces.

Sora: Now that's hilarious! (Hahaha!)

Shao: Serve me, or die!

4th:

Sora: You will stop corrupting those women!

Shao: Why should I? They clearly belong with someone like me!

Sora: You aren't dropping them into the darkness!

Vs. Sheeva:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Sheeva: I am Queen Sheeva of the Shokan.

Sora: The what?

2nd:

Sheeva: A puny Earthrealmer child challenges me?

Sora: I've beaten dragons, titans, and gods, you know!

Sheeva: Hm. This actually might be challenging.

3rd:

Sora: Do we have to fight? Can't we just be friends?

Sheeva: Are you too weak to fight?

Sora: I just don't like unnecessary fighting.

4th:

Sora: Cool arms!

Sheeva: I can crush you into paste with them.

Sora: Take a compliment, your Majesty!

Vs. Sindel:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Sindel: I am the Empress of Outworld.

Sora: You're Kitana's mom?!

2nd:

Sora: Shao Kahn is leading you down the wrong path!

Sindel: We will conquer the realms, boy.

Sora: Not on my watch.

3rd:

Sindel: I killed my husband, like the weakling he was.

Sora: That's not true. I know it.

Sindel: What do you know, boy?

4th:

Sora: Shao Kahn has brainwashed you and your memories!

Sindel: A load of rubbish from you.

Sora: I'll prove it.

5th:

Sindel: Aren't you a handsome young man.

Sora: And aren't you creepy.

Sindel: A young man in need of disciplining.

Vs. Skarlet:

1st:

Skarlet: I wonder how a Keyblade Wielder's blood tastes?

Sora: Probably the same as normal blood.

Skarlet: I must know.

2nd:

Sora: Come on, I'm sure we can help you!

Skarlet: Can you cure my unquenchable thirst for blood?

Sora: Eehhhhh, maybe?

3rd:

Sora: I got a cross and garlic at the ready!

Skarlet: I am a blood mage, not a vampire.

Sora: Ohhhh, crap.

Vs. Sonya Blade:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Sonya: I don't care.

Sora: Rude!

2nd:

Sonya: Why should I let you help?

Sora: I can take the Heartless down for you guys!

Sonya: Prove your mettle, then.

3rd:

Sora: You should be nicer to Johnny, you know.

Sonya: He needs to toughen up.

Sora: You need lighten up, LUITENANT.

Vs. Spawn:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Spawn: I'm not your friend, kid.

Sora: You look like you need one.

2nd:

Sora: Cool cape!

Spawn: Be glad this cape's not in your future.

Sora: Is it bad or something?

3rd:

Spawn: I'm borrowing that Keyblade of yours for a while.

Sora: Or we can just team up?

Spawn: Then show me what you've got, kid.

Vs. Sub-Zero:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei.

Sora: Another ninja clan?

2nd:

Sora: The Lin Kuei were assasins?

Sub-Zero: Now we defend Earthrealm.

Sora: Like the League of Assasins.

3rd:

Sub-Zero: You would benefit from the Lin Kuei's training.

Sora: As long as I don't have to smash barrels.

Sub-Zero: What kind of training is that?

4th:

Sora: Brr… can't we turn up the heat?

Sub-Zero: I am not Hanzo.

Sora: I'll use my fire magic then!

Vs. Terminator:

1st:

Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!

Terminator: I am here to terminate you.

Sora: Wow, straight to the point.

2nd:

Terminator: I have no files on a Keyblade, or you.

Sora: So?

Terminator: You will be studied before we terminate you.

3rd:

Sora: Even machines have hearts!

Terminator: We do not possess any organs.

Sora: (Annoyed sigh) Not that kind of heart.