Authors Note: This is actually part of my up and coming series, a retelling of Kingdom Hearts, with DC Characters alongside Disney ones. This isn't canon to it, just a fun one.
Mirror Match:
1st:
Sora: Vanitas?!
Sora: Are you Roxas?!
Sora: This is weird…
2nd:
Sora: Stop, impostor!
Sora: You're an impostor, not me!
Sora: Let's settle this, then!
3rd:
Sora: Wait, who are you?!
Sora: I'm you!
Sora: Is this what it was like for Riku?
4th:
Sora: What are you?
Sora: I am a clone, created by Shang Tsung.
Sora: That guy's going down!
Vs. Baraka:
1st:
Sora: Ugh, you ever brush those teeth?
Baraka: I'll brush them with your blood.
Sora: Not sanitary, and not happening.
2nd:
Sora: You and your Tarkatans need to stop!
Baraka: We hunt humans for meat, Earthrealmer!
Sora: Find a new food source!
3rd:
Sora: I'll cook for you guys if you stop hunting humans.
Baraka: We'd rather cook you!
Sora: 'Sora' isn't on the menu tonight.
Vs. Cassie Cage:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Cassie: Commander Cage of the Special Forces.
Sora: Wow, that's so cool!
2nd:
Sora: I have a friend called Cassie!
Cassie: Is she just as cool as I am?
Sora: She's a demi-god, so, a bit cooler.
3rd:
Sora: Why are we fighting again?
Cassie: Raiden wants me to see if you're ready for the battle.
Sora: Well, I'm ready to go, Commander!
4th:
Cassie: So that Keyblade is the only thing that can kill the Heartless?
Sora: Yep.
Cassie: Mind if I borrow it, then?
5th:
Cassie: So, you and Kairi?
Sora: Uh, what about us?
Cassie: Ehh, nevermind.
Vs. Cetrion:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Cetrion: I am Cetrion, goddess of virtue and light.
Sora: Then why are you helping Kronika?
2nd:
Cetrion: You can not defeat an Elder God.
Sora: I've taken on Hercules, Ares and Sepirtoh.
Cetrion: Then this will be a worthy match.
3rd:
Sora: Tell Kronika she can stuff it.
Cetrion: Not even to save Kairi?
Sora: I can save her on my own.
4th:
Cetrion: You weild immpressive power.
Sora: My friends are my power!
Cetrion: I refer to the Keyblade.
Vs. D'Vorah:
1st:
Sora: Oh god, you're gross!
D'Vorah: This one will not tolerate insults.
Sora: I bet you get that a lot.
2nd:
D'Vorah: Why do you hunt this one?
Sora: I'm going to avenge Hanzo.
D'Vorah: You will join him.
Vs. Erron Black:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Erron: Just the kid I've been looking for.
Sora: I take it you're not here for friendship.
2nd:
Sora: Don't trust Maleficent.
Erron: She's put a big bounty on you that I can't pass up.
Sora: She's a liar, you know!
3rd:
Erron: Nothing personal kid.
Sora: Maleficent hired you, didn't she?
Erron: Yep.
4th:
Sora: Howdy, cowboy!
Erron: This ain't a rodeo, kid.
Sora: Psh, buzzkill.
Vs. Frost:
1st:
Sora: Stay away from Cassie!
Frost: I'll make that brat pay for my humilation.
Sora: Not her fault you suck at fighting.
2nd:
Sora: So you're this Frost person.
Frost: Heard of my greatness?
Sora: Heard how much of a prick you are!
3rd:
Frost: You and your stupid friends are weak.
Sora: No-one insults my friends!
Frost: What are you gonna do about it?
4th:
Sora: You're one big, egotistical spoiled brat.
Frost: I'll freeze you solid, shit-head.
Sora: I'm knocking you down several pegs!
Vs. Fujin:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Fujin: I am Fujin, god of wind and protector of Earthrealm.
Sora: Cool!
2nd:
Fujin: You face a god.
Sora: I've faced gods before, and won.
Fujin: Impressive.
3rd:
Fujin: I can return you to your realm.
Sora: First, the Heartless need to go.
Fujin: Then let us work together.
4th:
Sora: Ready to go?
Fujin: After I win, would you like to join me for a meal?
Sora: Ooh, can we get ice-cream- Hey, wait a second!
Vs. Geras:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Geras: I am Geras, protector of the Hourglass.
Sora: Nice to meet you!
2nd:
Sora: You're immortal?
Geras: Many have tried, but no-one has killed me.
Sora: Woah.
3rd:
Geras: You having the Keyblade was a mistake.
Sora: You're here to fix that?
Geras: Precisely.
4th:
Geras: Kronika can save your world.
Sora: I don't trust her.
Geras: You will submit.
Vs. Jacqui Briggs:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Jacqui: You're a friendly kid.
Sora : Thank you!
2nd:
Sora: Congratualtions on your engagement!
Jacqui: You met Takeda?
Sora: He's really nice!
3rd:
Jacqui: You'd make a good soldier in the Special Forces.
Sora: I'm not really a soldier, thanks.
Jacqui: Suit yourself, kid.
4th:
Sora: You've made your dad proud!
Jacqui: I want to live up to his example.
Sora: Well, you're doing great!
Vs. Jade:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Jade: I am Countess Jade.
Sora: I don't think I've met a countess before.
2nd:
Sora: I know what it's like to lose a home.
Jade: You lost a world, I lost a realm.
Sora: It still hurts, either way.
3rd:
Sora: Bo Staff vs a Keyblade.
Jade: Which one is better?
Sora: Let's do this!
Vs. Jax Briggs:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Jax: Hey, kid. The name's Jax.
Sora: Nice to meet you!
2nd:
Jax: Damn, who hurt you that bad?
Sora: Xehanort's past self did that to me.
Jax: Want to go find that asshole?
3rd:
Sora: Your arms? That's horrible.
Jax: What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Sora: Nice spirit!
Vs. Johnny Cage:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora.
Johnny: You're in the presence of Hollywood greatness.
Sora: …Uh, what?
2nd:
Sora: I don't really watch movies, let alone yours.
Johnny: You haven't lived then, kid.
Sora: Yeah, I see why a lot of people don't like you.
3rd:
Johnny: C'mon, you'd be a Hollywood hit!
Sora: It's against the rules of the World Order, Johnny!
Johnny: Break the rules a bit, kid.
4th:
Johnny: You know I beat Shinnok, right?
Sora: And I beat Hercules, and Hades.
Johnny: Oh, shit.
5th:
Sora: You know, if it wasn't for your ego, you'd be better liked.
Johnny: Buddy, I think I earned it.
Sora: Seriously, tone it down.
Vs. Joker:
1st:
Sora: You?!
Joker: Why so shocked, boy-o?
Sora: Dammit, why are you still alive?
2nd:
Joker: Choose quickly! Your girlfriend or your best friend?
Sora: You're dead, bastard!
Joker: Oh, this jokes going to kill.
3th:
Joker: Aren't you a goody two-shoes?
Sora: You won't think that in a few minutes.
Joker: Ooh, this should be fun.
4th:
Sora: How are you alive?!
Joker: The infinite lives cheat, kiddo! (Laughs)
Sora: Time to turn it off.
Vs. Kabal:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Kabal: Don't act like we're friends, kid.
Sora: You look like you need one.
2nd:
Sora: You're better than the Black Dragon!
Kabal: It pays the bills, kid.
Sora: Literally anything else, pays the bills.
3rd:
Sora: Bart could run circles around you, and then some.
Kabal: Gonna be hard to run with a broken leg.
Sora: He'll just heal in a second.
4th:
Kabal: Let's see you keep up.
Sora: I've beaten Hercules and Reverse-Flash.
Kabal: Well shit.
Vs. Kano:
1st:
Sora: So, you're this Kano I hear about?
Kano: What's it to ya, mate?
Sora: Your crimes end here!
2nd:
Sora: Your laser eye is lame.
Kano: This comin' from a kid with a giant key?
Sora: It does more than unlock doors.
3rd:
Kano: Now, I don't see why we can't be mates.
Sora: A, you're evil, B, you'll probably backstab me.
Kano: Eh, that's fair.
Vs. Kitana:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Kitana: I am Kitana, Princess of Outworld.
Sora: Wait, a princess?!
2nd:
Sora: Greetings, your Majesty!
Kitana: (Small laugh) You have been taught well etiquete.
Sora: I run into a lot of royalty.
3rd:
Kitana: You and your friends would be welcome in Outworld.
Sora: Thanks, but we've got a home already.
Kitana: Very well then.
4th:
Sora: My friend Kairi is a princess too!
Kitana: Is she a warror, too?
Sora: Yep, in training!
5th:
Sora: We should help Mileena, bring her into the light.
Kitana: I want nothing to do with that freak clone.
Sora: With or without you, I won't let her fall into the darkness.
6th:
Kitana: Is Roxas to you like Mileena is to me?
Sora: It's complicated, but we're cool!
Kitana: If only I was just as fortunate with her.
Vs. Kollector:
(Joke Intro):
Sora: Blah blah blah, friendship.
Kollector: Blah blah blah, profit.
Sora: You know what, let's do this.
1st:
Sora: Stay away from Kairi.
Kollector: Parts of her are valuable.
Sora: Touch her, and those arms are gone.
2nd:
Kollector: The Keyblade, Subspace Bag…
Sora: What you going on about?
Kollector: These items will fetch great profits.
Vs. Kotal Khan:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Kotal: I am Kotal, Kahn of Outworld.
Sora: What's a Kahn?
2nd:
Sora: You get your power from the sun?
Kotal: Where do you find power in, child?
Sora: My friends!
Vs. Kung Lao:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Kung Lao: I am Kung Lao, the greatest Shaolin!
Sora: Are you the big headed monk I was told about?
2nd:
Kung Lao: I bet I could've taken Organization 13 down.
Sora: Getting full of yourself, aren't you?
Kung Lao: I had already beaten the Deadly Alliance.
3rd:
Kung Lao: How come I haven't gotten a Keyblade?
Sora: Might have to do with that ego.
Kung Lao: Yet this Lea can weild one?
4th:
Sora: A razor hat? Talk about odd.
Kung Lao: You have a key that's a sword, and a wand.
Sora: Yours is weirder, though.
Vs. Liu Kang:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Liu Kang: I am Liu Kang, Earthrealm's Champion.
Sora: Whoa, that's cool!
2nd:
Sora: Wanna spar, Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: The Champion Vs The Keyblade's Chosen One.
Sora: May the best one win.
3rd:
Liu Kang: The Heartless must be vanquished.
Sora: Wanna team up?
Liu Kang: Certainly, but first, training.
4th:
Sora: Are you and Kitana..?
Liu Kang: Uh…. What do you mean?
Sora: Nevermind, (You guys probably are.)
Vs. Mileena:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Mileena: I am Mileena, hier to the throne.
Sora: But that's Kitana's thing!
2nd:
Mileena: Aren't you a cute little boy.
Sora: Um, thanks?
Mileena: Let me spoil you.
3rd:
Sora: I heard rumors about your freakiness.
Mileena: By whom?! I will skin and eat them alive!
Sora: They were right.
4th:
Sora: Mileena, Shao Kahn will abandon you if you fail him!
Mileena: I trust my father!
Sora: It's not too late for you to join us!
Vs. Nightwolf:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Nightwolf: I am Nightwolf of the Matoka.
Sora: Nice to meet you!
2nd:
Sora: Why are you called Nightwolf, anyway?
Nightwolf: It is a title, passed down by the Great Spirit.
Sora: Cool. Now what's the Great Spirit?
Vs. Noob Saibot:
1st:
Sora: Your heart has fallen to darkness.
Noob: I am the darkness.
Sora: Then face the light!
2nd:
Noob: Return to your parents arms.
Sora: I've lost them, Bi-Han.
Noob: Their souls reside with me.
3rd:
Sora: Wow, Scorpion really did burn you to a crisp.
Noob: Xehanort cut your (SPOILERS) off.
Sora: But I'm still standing.
Vs. Raiden:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Raiden: I am Raiden, god of thunder.
Sora: I thought that was Zeus's job.
2nd:
Raiden: Are you willing to help us fight Kronika?
Sora: I can't let danger befall a world!
Raiden: Then let us prepare.
3rd:
Sora: The Heartless are teaming with Kronika.
Raiden: Then we must work together and stop them.
Sora: Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go!
4th:
Raiden: Are you ready, young Sora?
Sora: I still don't know why we're fighting.
Raiden: Kombat will prove the goodness of your heart.
5th:
Sora: Do we have to fight?
Raiden: It will test the goodness of your heart.
Sora: Can't we just hang out with ice-cream or something, then?
Vs. Rain:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Rain: I am Rain, son of Argus!
Sora: Who's that? Sounds important.
2nd:
Sora: My friend is a demi-god too.
Rain: They must be inferior to me.
Sora: She's cooler then you in every way.
3rd:
Rain: Join forces with me, Sora!
Sora: Why should I?
Rain: You are the only mortal who is my equal.
Vs. Rambo:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Rambo: Are you this casual with everyone you meet?
Sora: Especially with good people.
2nd:
Rambo: That thing of yours…
Sora: It's the only weapon that can kill the Heartless!
Rambo: Mind lending it, then?
3rd:
Rambo: You're too young to be fighting, kid.
Sora: This wasn't my first war, sir.
Rambo: That's not right.
Vs. Robocop:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Robocop: I am Officer Alex Murphy.
Sora: Why are you a cyborg?
2nd:
Sora: I won't let OCP control you!
Robocop: It is too late for me, Sora.
Sora: No. It's not.
3rd:
Robocop: The Keyblade can kill the Heartless?
Sora: Only thing that can.
Robocop: We could use you in Delta City.
4th:
Sora: What happened to you?!
Robocop: My organic body was destroyed in the line of duty.
Sora: You should've been given an honorable service, not this…
Vs. Scorpion:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Scorpion: I am the Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu, Scorpion.
Sora: A ninja clan?
2nd:
Scorpion: Have you faced hellfire?
Sora: Does Trigon and Hades count?
Scorpion: An interesting fact.
3rd:
Scorpion: You would be welcome in the Shirai Ryu.
Sora: As kind as that offer is, I have to refuse.
Scorpion: So be it.
4th:
Sora: Revenge once conquered your heart.
Scorpion: I have moved past it, Sora.
Sora: Only one way to be sure…
Vs. Shang Tsung:
1st:
Sora: So you're this sorceror I've heard about!
Shang Tsung: And you must be the Keyblade's Chosen One.
Sora: You're as evil as they said.
2nd:
Shang Tsung: Where is young Miss Kairi?
Sora: You don't want to make that threat.
Shang Tsung: I will extract your soul, then hers.
3rd:
Sora: You're as despicable as Xehanort.
Shang Tsung: I will take his research and put it to good use.
Sora: Not on my watch!
Vs. Shao Kahn:
1st:
Shao: What power do you have that can stop me!?
Sora: The power of my friends.
Shao: That is the funniest thing I have heard.
2nd:
Sora: Big, bad, and ugly. Classic evil overlord tropes.
Shao: Sticks and stones, Earthrealmer.
Sora: And I break your bones.
3rd:
Shao: You will join my forces.
Sora: Now that's hilarious! (Hahaha!)
Shao: Serve me, or die!
4th:
Sora: You will stop corrupting those women!
Shao: Why should I? They clearly belong with someone like me!
Sora: You aren't dropping them into the darkness!
Vs. Sheeva:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Sheeva: I am Queen Sheeva of the Shokan.
Sora: The what?
2nd:
Sheeva: A puny Earthrealmer child challenges me?
Sora: I've beaten dragons, titans, and gods, you know!
Sheeva: Hm. This actually might be challenging.
3rd:
Sora: Do we have to fight? Can't we just be friends?
Sheeva: Are you too weak to fight?
Sora: I just don't like unnecessary fighting.
4th:
Sora: Cool arms!
Sheeva: I can crush you into paste with them.
Sora: Take a compliment, your Majesty!
Vs. Sindel:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Sindel: I am the Empress of Outworld.
Sora: You're Kitana's mom?!
2nd:
Sora: Shao Kahn is leading you down the wrong path!
Sindel: We will conquer the realms, boy.
Sora: Not on my watch.
3rd:
Sindel: I killed my husband, like the weakling he was.
Sora: That's not true. I know it.
Sindel: What do you know, boy?
4th:
Sora: Shao Kahn has brainwashed you and your memories!
Sindel: A load of rubbish from you.
Sora: I'll prove it.
5th:
Sindel: Aren't you a handsome young man.
Sora: And aren't you creepy.
Sindel: A young man in need of disciplining.
Vs. Skarlet:
1st:
Skarlet: I wonder how a Keyblade Wielder's blood tastes?
Sora: Probably the same as normal blood.
Skarlet: I must know.
2nd:
Sora: Come on, I'm sure we can help you!
Skarlet: Can you cure my unquenchable thirst for blood?
Sora: Eehhhhh, maybe?
3rd:
Sora: I got a cross and garlic at the ready!
Skarlet: I am a blood mage, not a vampire.
Sora: Ohhhh, crap.
Vs. Sonya Blade:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Sonya: I don't care.
Sora: Rude!
2nd:
Sonya: Why should I let you help?
Sora: I can take the Heartless down for you guys!
Sonya: Prove your mettle, then.
3rd:
Sora: You should be nicer to Johnny, you know.
Sonya: He needs to toughen up.
Sora: You need lighten up, LUITENANT.
Vs. Spawn:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Spawn: I'm not your friend, kid.
Sora: You look like you need one.
2nd:
Sora: Cool cape!
Spawn: Be glad this cape's not in your future.
Sora: Is it bad or something?
3rd:
Spawn: I'm borrowing that Keyblade of yours for a while.
Sora: Or we can just team up?
Spawn: Then show me what you've got, kid.
Vs. Sub-Zero:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei.
Sora: Another ninja clan?
2nd:
Sora: The Lin Kuei were assasins?
Sub-Zero: Now we defend Earthrealm.
Sora: Like the League of Assasins.
3rd:
Sub-Zero: You would benefit from the Lin Kuei's training.
Sora: As long as I don't have to smash barrels.
Sub-Zero: What kind of training is that?
4th:
Sora: Brr… can't we turn up the heat?
Sub-Zero: I am not Hanzo.
Sora: I'll use my fire magic then!
Vs. Terminator:
1st:
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora!
Terminator: I am here to terminate you.
Sora: Wow, straight to the point.
2nd:
Terminator: I have no files on a Keyblade, or you.
Sora: So?
Terminator: You will be studied before we terminate you.
3rd:
Sora: Even machines have hearts!
Terminator: We do not possess any organs.
Sora: (Annoyed sigh) Not that kind of heart.
