Sly Does No Nut November

a/n: What the fuck is up bitch its ya boy andy formerely known as DA PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE

I just got out tha jale and im gonna right story's again b its all good i don't give a french fryed titty fuck if my parents like it or not anyway on wit da show

sly and his freinds bently and murry we're playing video games. they were playin fort night and cussing out little kids who eva made a kid cry got

sly look at tha calender. sly screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" sly said and his eyes got big as his mouth as he scream loud.

and almost gave bently a hard attack.

"fuck sly you all most gave me a hard attack." bently said.

"oh shit yall i juss realize 2day is the first day of November you know what that means?" sly said?

"no what" bently said.

"IS NO NUT NOVEMBER! WE CAN'T JACK OF OR MASTER BAIT FOR THIRDY DAYS!" sly said.

"nigga what?" bently said.

"we gotta do it or else." sly said.

"i guess it will be cool 2 see what happens if we don't master bait or jack of for thirdy days" murry said.

"shut up meg" sly said.

"what did you call him?" bently said.

"i meant murry but he's the shit bitch of our little operation so i called him meg by accident lol" sly said

"ok?" bently said. he was really high and confused even tho he was a smart fuckin lil tutrle.

"you know like on family guy how peter and everyone is mean to meg because she sucks that's how it is with murry because he's a fat gay retard like meg on family guy." sly said. explained

"oh i get it hee hee hee hee family guy is very funny." bently said.

"holy crap lois" sly said tryna sound like peter griffing.

"hee hee hee now i wanna watch family guy." bently said

"me 2" sly said.

"i wanna play video game." murry said.

"shut the fuck up meg murry lol" sly said.

sly took the video game diskc and through it out tha window like it was a frizz-b.

"noooooooo!" murry said. he cryed and looked out tha widow and the game fell onto traffic and trucks and shit ran it over.

"fuck you murry." bently said. he was still high but didn't put up with murry and his bullshit.

"you wanna play the game? why don't you go get it bitch." sly said. he kicked murry out the window and murry fell out and landed on a car destroyeding it. murry dyed from the fall.

carmelita and the cops drove by saw his dead body.

"wow one of the cooper gang is died!" carmelita said in a cop accent.

"i guess that means we only got too members to catch now sly cooper and bently." contessa said in a bitch accent.

sly and bently watched family guy they watched the one wear peter griffing did no nut november.

"holy crap lois i really need to jack of." pete griffin said on the tv. bently and sly laughed.

"peta you can't jack of is no nut november" lois griffin said on the tv.

"ah fuck" peter griffin said on the the tv. he touched his balls which were swelling because a all da cum in those balls of his.

"do you thing that will happen to us?" sly said.

"nah." bently said he knew a lot about science like walter white.

"ok." sly said. he took a bong hit.

***********THA NEXT DAY***********

sly woke up. his balls hurt. it had been a very long time since he jake of.

"owwie my balls." sly said he got up.

"bently how are you're balls doing?" sly said.

"they hurt!" bently said.

"shit nigga i know mine to. but we got a hole 29 days of this shit!" sly said.

"i guess we should steal or something. we can't jake of if were out stealing." bently said.

"thats why you're the branes of are gang bently your very very smart." sly said.

they went outside. they we're hungry so they robbed a mcdonalds for there chicken sangwich. it was very good.

they went home. sly got on his desstop computer. he logged on twitch and to his shock they allowed porn on twitch now!

"oh god of fuck i can't do this nomo." sly said he wipped out his furry gray racoon penis and jaked of. he skerded his lode all over the destop computer. bently walked in and he was very mad at sly.

"sly! its only day to and you allready master baited!" bently said.

"oh well bently. no nut november is fucking gay anyway." sly said as he started to jake of again.

"for fuck sake sly at least wait until i leave the room until you start jaking of do you think i need to see that racoon penis of you're's?" bently said as he leffed.

***********ONE MOnth RE LATER***********

sly looked at the calender.

"wow its desember first already that month went by really fast. how are you doing bently?" sly said.

bently was NOT doing good. his turtle balls we're the size of banksket ballz.

"not good sly! i need to jake of!" bently said.

"well wait until i leave the room because only a gay guy would master bait in front of another guy." sly said. he was right. that would be super fucking gay. but bently couldn't wait. he touched his peaner and that was all it took.

"AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAWWWAAAAAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAA!" bently said as he skerted all over the safe house.

"ow bently i got you're cum in my i's!" sly said as he wiped out the green turtle soop out of his eye. it was EVERY WEAR!

THE END