I had fun writing this one. I hope you like them as much as I do.


Things Anakin Skywalker is not allowed to do.

It was only at the end of the Clone Wars and just before chancellor Palpatine made himself known as a Sith that Anakin discovered the list. And with him doing so, he also discovered way the masters were so against him. Well, against what he did for fun and out of boredom, not against him personally.

Well not all the masters were against him personally at least. Yoda and Obi-Wan at least were on his side in this.

So here he was in his shared apartment with his wife Padmé. Sitting on the sofa together, looking though the list of apparent thing he personally was not allowed to do. Some of them were absolutely hilarious, and it gave him a refreshing take on live.


1 . Anakin is not allowed near any pod-racers. Nor is he allowed to know about the annual pod-race being held on Coruscant. (No one will ever win if he were to participate. It will take all the fun out of watching the race.)

2. Anakin is not allowed to use any of the personal Speeders of either the masters or the senators. Because of the diplomatic immunity on said Speeders, he will most likely not follow most, if any, traffic laws. ( The temple can't afford another road race incident)


Anakin had to laugh at that one, he remembered it as well. It was the first time he got arrested, and he hadn't even known why until Obi-Wan came to bail him out.

It was the first time he had driven a speeder alone, just after getting his driver's license. He needed to run an errand for one of the masters, and they had made the mistake of giving him the keys to their personal Speeder.

He had been driving at a, for him, relaxed pace, weaving between traffic. He was apparently going far faster then was allowed, not that he knew nor did he honestly care. The normal traffic was far to slow for his tastes.

Apparently one of the local racing gangs took offense to his speed when he over took them, and as a response to said offense, attamed to race him. The key word was 'attamed', because even without Anakin knowing that thy were training to race him, he still soundly beat them before the police caught up to him and arrested him.

He had laughed himself sick when he found out, and he was laughing to himself just remembering it. He of course had to explain it to Padme so she would understand why the rule existed in the first place. Luckily it made her crack up with laughter too.


3. Any and all droid parts, program's and whole droid's that Anakin finds / buy's, must be checked and signed of by a master or by a professional In said field. He is a preverbal genius when it comes to engineering and programming. We don't need, nor do we want to know what he will create when bored. Nor do we need him to bring back parts from scraped battle droids.

Seriously he created R2D2 already. We don't need another portable super computer, capable of hacking our most secure data banks and communication lines within 10 seconds flat. And that is without taking in to account that the droid can come up with at least battle strategies on the fly.

4. Anakin is not allowed to modify, upgrade or change any of the fighters or shuttles without the owners express permission.

Master Plo Koon still has flash backs when a ship accelerates to hyper space.

And no, it is also not allowed to dare Anakin, if he can make a shuttle go past what its structure can handle.


That was a fun accident. Anakin had mistaken master Plo Koon's fighter for his own, granted he was a bit drunk at the time. but he was sober enough to remember what he did.

He was finished with the upgrades after a couple of hours, but was to tired to test them out. So he decided to do so the next morning. Only to be woken up by banging on his door and angry shouting. When he went to answer the door to yell at whomever was banging to go away and let him sleep some more.

But when the door opened, he was met with the angry faces of Obi-Wan and Mace Windu, the shaking form of Plo Koon and a neutral faced Yoda, though he could see the clear amusement in the little green gnomes eyes.

Anakin had then asked them what the matter was. Only to be dragged, by the ear mind you, by Obi-Wan to the hanger that he remembered from the night before. What he saw was not what he was expecting.

He was expecting to be yelled at for the mess he may have left behind after he was done, not to find the hanger in chaos. All the other fighters were still intact and standing ready to be used, well except for two. Plo Koon's fighter was laying against the far wall, both wings missing and smoke coming from the engine. One of the wings was lodged in the same wall, only about 10 meters of the ground. The other was sticking out of Obi-Wan 's fighter, having gone right through the cockpit window and though the seat.

His question of what happened was apparently not appreciated. As thy lit into him and started to accuse him of trying to murder Plo Koon. Apparently he had upgraded said masters fighter instead of his own, like he intended to.

The chaos was caused when Plo Koon trayed to land back in the hanger, but stepped on the gas instead of the brakes, and subsequently crashed in to the wall.

He got punished for getting drunk on the job, and not notifying the masters or anyone for that mater that he was gone mess with his fighter.

Padme had to actually verify that with Obi-Wan on the hollo phone of it was really true. And once she had, she slapped him on the back of the head for being drunk. Not the upgrading part, no the part where he was drunk and started messing with machinery.


5. Anakin is not allowed any were near the kitchens.

Not after he made the cooks go in to a depression with the amount of food he made and the quality of said food so far outclassing what they could produce.

Anakin is allowed to cook for senators he is escorting.

6. Anakin is not allowed any were near the fiction section in the public library.

His head already comes up with scary ideas for machines, he doesn't need more ideas from what fiction works have to offer.


Padme had to slap him again for the interested look Anakin got in his eyes when he read that rule. Even if is wife disapproved he was so gone sneak in to that section and look if there was something interesting to find.


7. light sabres are meant to be weapons, not toasters. Nor are they meant for welding.

8. Anakin is not allowed to go into storage unsupervised.

We don't know how he found a box of skulls, neither do we know where thy came from.

We also don't know how he found a Holo-cron of the jedi master talking about his sex live. It was either locked up or destroyed, either way we aren't telling.

9. Anakin is not allowed to do his shopping online. If he needs to, there must be someone present to check his shopping cart.

The masters are still finding random knickknacks in the most unlikely and random places.

10. Anakin is not allowed to listen to music on the temples commuters.

Having a song played over and over again, over the whole temple was not fun. Especially when it is on loop for more than an hour.


Anakin remembered that one. He had expediently hacked the intercom system of the temple while he was looking for a specific song. And it only stopped because he was done with what he was doing and had ended the song.

The only reason he knew that he had done it was when he was walking past some jedi knights while humming that exact same song. And thy reacted by throwing there hand in to the air and running away screaming. He had asked Obi-Wan about it and he had revealed the reason.

It hat taken almost every ounce of will power to not laugh his head of as he had connected the dots. He did come clean though about what had happened. And because of that and because it was an honest expedient, he got of with only a warning to be more careful.

Coincidently, he had heard that some of his men from the 501st had used the same tactic on one of the ships general Grievous had been occupying.

It apparently drove him up de wall to such an extent that he had set the ship to self-destruct and then gone in to hiding for at least a month.


AN: Next one is 11 to 20