Takes place during Season 8's Sirens.
The ride back to OSP.
'Try not to hold your breath until you pass out. Just stay calm, and pray that you don't die in a fiery crash!' Deeks told himself as he very tightly held on to the car door and seat.
He loved and respected Hetty, but her driving, was downright dangerous and definitely worthy of a Hollywood stuntman or woman.
Zipping through lights at the speed of sound, having zero respect for any reasonable speed limit, or where it was safe to drive, it's a sheer miracle that they weren't pulled over by any cop! Or maybe they were used to seeing her kind of driving and were too scared to pull her over. If so, gulp!
'How does she does this?! Is this the type of driving they teach at whatever super secret spy school she went to?! If so, then does Granger drive the same way as she does and just prefers to drive like an actual sane person?! Oh gosh, my life is starting to flash before my eyeeees!' Deeks pondered to himself as Hetty made a wicked left turn as the light was just about to turn red.
After what felt like a million lifetimes, they were finally back at OSP, safe and sound.
'You okay there? You look a bit blue in the face.' Hetty asked.
After exhaling. 'I'm fine! Just, need to wait until my heart returns to my chest!' Deeks panted.
'Well, while you do that. I'll tell you of that 1 time I was asked to be a stuntwoman for an action packed movie that involved high octane car chases.'
'Dude, was she reading my thoughts?!'
Endnote. This just might be my funniest one shot that I've written for this fandom!
