Disclaimer: I do not own anything, this is strictly fan made for entertainment purposes only, and is considered "fair use" under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. Archer is owned by FX, Floyd County Productions, and Adam Reed. Deadpool is owned by Marvel, Stan Lee, and 20th Century Fox. Enjoy.


Searchlights sweep an evening sky, piercing clouds and illuminating a towering edifice in the form of '20th Century Fox', with the lights of Hollywood, palm trees, and the hills beyond.


In the middle of flickering pages of action comics appears 'MARVEL' in bold letters, as Juice Newton's 'Angel of the Morning' begins to play in the background.


A view drifts through a moment frozen in time. A bearded man's mouth is stretched open in a scream as he plunges down, a car's cigarette lighter falling with him. A circular burn marks his forehead.

A coffee cup bearing the name 'Matt T.' falls through the air mid spill.

'Twentieth Century Fox Presents, In Association with Marvel Entertainment...'

A hand fires a gun from inside an SUV turned sideways.

'Some Douchebag's Film'

Keys and broken glass float through the car.

'Starring God's Perfect Idiot'

A magazine, declaring 'Jason Fitzgerald' the Sexiest Man Alive, drifts by.

'A Hot Chick'

'A Black Villain'

'The Comic Relief'

A chain wallet falls with its bloody owner, a photo of a superhero with a third eye in the center of his forehead emerging from one of the slots. A business card promoting, 'Four-Five-Six Laundry', drops near him.

'A Moody Teen'

A gloved hand sticks out a broken window. Another man's face is wedged in red jumpsuit clad man's crotch.

'A CGI Character'

'A Gratuitous Cameo'

With a foot on the SUV's wall, the man in the red jumpsuit pokes the driver in the eyes while giving a body falling outside the car a wedgie. Two sheathed swords on the man in red's back form an 'X'. His mask features white eyeholes surrounded with black and no mouth opening.

The guy getting the wedgie fires his submachine gun as he faces a shredded tire in the air. A chain whips towards him.

'Produced by Asshats'

The view moves out the reveal the dark SUV in midair on a bridge, flames and smoke expelling from its dented hood.

'Written by The Real Heroes Here'

'Directed by An Overpaid Tool'

A flaming motorcycle flies through the air with the sideways SUV.

A burning piece of paper shows a childish drawing of the man in red cutting off a man's head with two swords. His speech bubble reads, 'Hi! I'm Deadpool!'