Garden of Hell:Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel

Author's Notes: It's time to take out a mafia boss. Will someone die… of course they will! But will it be our team of …. Almost called them heroes sorry about that. Will our team of dickheads be able to take out the whole Mafia. Find out right about…. NOW.

Chapter 3: The Job

Blitz came in with a serious look on his face. "It's time Dipshits! The client is upping the price we are going. Loona portal! "

Loona pulled out the Grimoire and opened the portal. Everyone walked through and we ended up in the woods. Eden pulled ahead to the front of the group and took the demonic bird thing off his necklace with an incantation it transformed. It turned into a griffon/vulture-like bird with blue feathers.

"Griffon scout the area, find the Mafia boss' hideout. "
"Aye, Aye boss!"

"I'm the boss bird brain."
"Go suck a dick Blitzo."

"The O is silent you nut pecking-"

Eden once again shut Blitz up as Griffon started his scouting. "Let's put on our human disguises, Blitz, Millie, and Mox, here are some cloaks you can use to hide your horns and skin."

Blitz,Moxxie, and Millie put on the cloaks given to them as the rest of the team went into their human forms.

Scarlet looked mostly the same except he had black skin and the white part of his face was gone. Hollarin had brown skin and her tail disappeared. Jared and Ginny both had white skin and their horns with their tails were gone. Rachel was also black with the white part of her face gone too, Robert was latino in his human form. Marckus was white, Ebony was well ebony, Cerberus was latino, Rave was black. When Loona transformed Eden too. Eden was latino with his black and white hair. Loona saw Eden's transformation and blushed but also smelled something familiar to her. She looked to the other Hellhounds and walked up to them.

"Hey Raven, Cerberus, Ebony, Robert, have any of you smelled Eden? He has a familiar smell."

They all looked at each other with a nervous look but Robert got up to Loona's face

"Look Girly, without Eden I would be dead thanks to those stupid breeders. We understand that Eden has his secrets and he's trusted us with one so I'm sorry not sorry but we won't fucking tell you untill he does got it!"

Loona nodded before moving back very quickly. Griffon came back with news as he landed on Eden's shoulder.

"The hideout is an abandoned warehouse. It's heavily guarded and we think there are levels where the boss is hiding at the bottom. If we want the 1 mil you have to kill all of them. I don't know about you fuckers but I would kill the boss and work my way up. You would need to dig under the warehouse though and even if you Hellhounds can suck up your pride it'll take forever and you would be found unless-" Griffon looked at Eden who which sighed.

"Well I was saving this surprise for later. Let's go there and I'll show it then."

The team sneaked over to the warehouse but as they were Eden had a nervous look on his face. As they sneaked up to the side of the warehouse Eden's buddies circled him and started to talk in hushed voices. Millie and Moxxie look concerned as Blitz was tired of this hiding.

"Look I love secrets more than anyone but the hell is happening that you guys have to have a whole team hud-"

A flash of light passed and as they disappeared Eden appeared with some features. His Imp tail was now one of a Hellhound with the shape of an Imp tail and the bone structure of one. He still had his horns but his ears were larger. His legs were now hindquarters like some imps have and almost all Hellhounds. His claws which already looked Hellhound-ish turned into talons and his face was normal but with a snarl it turned into grey hellhounds. He had some of his Imp structures that were just covered with fur.

Blitz, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie were stunned,"I knew it your a Hellhound! I could smell it when you transformed."
"Yea that's a little side effect if I transform, and before anyone says I'm not ashamed of who I am. It was just a coincidence Blitz saw me in my Imp form, when I met Ebony I was in my Hellhound form. It's just what I feel comfortable with that day or my environment. Also my mother was the Hellhound, father the Imp. Now with the future questions out of the way we can get down to business. "

The Hellhounds all got their claws ready with some complaining of how demeaning it was for them, They started digging fast and as they tunneled through the base the team ended up. Right in front of the Mafia don. He was startled and tried to run but Eden quickly propelled himself forward and with his Katana, that was hanging from his hip, sliced his head clean off. The guards around the team surrounded the Imps and Hellhounds.

Eden chuckled,"Hello boys, nice to massacure you today!"

Everyone brought out their weapon of choice. Rave brought out simple dual pistols, Cerberus let out all three heads with metallic claws, Ebony brought out 2 uzi's, Scarlet brought out a red hawk with his cane turning into a sword. Hallarin brought out a flintlock, Jared brought an Ar15,Ginny brought out a Pump action Shotgun. Rachel brought out a huntsman rifle and Robert brought out a grenade launcher with a barret 50 cal sniper in another hand. Marckus brought out a huntsmen shotgun, Millie her axe, Moxie his Desert eagle, and Blitz with his flintlocks. Loona had brought her Kursarigrama and Eden with his double lever shotguns.

As the enemy's circled them, everyone went back to back. "Well I know it's been brief but it's gonna be nice working with everyone. Now lets fuck these fuckers up!"

Eden charged and started to shoot everyone around him saying "Die,Die,Die!" Loona was jumping around slicing heads and stabbing everyone around her. Moxxie had launched Millie forward to kill some soldiers as he went back to back with Blitz shooting holes into fuckers left and right. The other two married couples went back to back killing people next to them. Robert and Cerberus were tossing people around with their mouths or weapons didn't matter. Rave and Ebony were helping each other reload and shoot as Rave was hacking cameras.

As they got to the second floor and more kept coming Eden took out Griffon and the puma he called shadow. They were able to make it to the first floor and were doing well until reinforcements came.

One of the people Loona took down shot out a shotgun blast at her. She saw her life flashed through her eyes, the time where she was embarrassed by those rich bitches, when Blitz adopted her, when she promised to be there for Blitz, and for some reason Eden when he gave up one of his secrets. Then Eden transformed into his Hellhound and with his speed he cut the bullets in half. He turned back into an Imp and was panting.

"That took a lot out of me and they're still coming. Loona get everyone out I'm going to use our trump card."
Loona gave him a confused look as she took one of his guns and shot a mob guy coming at them," First of all thanks for saving my life, Second what's our trump card?"

Eden called back Griffon and Shadow and as they turned into silver necklaces they merged as Eden grabbed it. "Get everyone out now!"

Loona called everyone and the Hellhounds got everyone out at least 400 meters away. Loona came up next to Robert,"Do you know the trump card Eden was talking about."

Robert sighed and then speaked the incantation Eden was saying,"Sky and Earth shall meet today as darkness reigns! Human's truths and true desires I shall bring forth our Nightmares!"

Then in as a snap and explosion happened a giant blob formed in the air and slammed into the warehouse. It formed into a giant black creature without hands but clubbish arms. Rave brought out a device that turned into a screen where they could see Eden. He had his hand up in a snap and his hair black and white hair turned gray. In his hand was a silver cane and as he tossed it he appeared on the monster's back. He looked at the camera floating around them and waved to everyone.

"Hey meet Nightmare, one of my strongest demons! He can't talk, actually Griffon is the only one. But either way to answer the obvious questions this cane channels demonic energy it's one of my melee weapons. Anyway I'll meet you at the office!"

You could see a huge laser come from the middle of the "head" of nightmare as he smashes everything and everyone around them.

Few hours later Eden comes back with his normal hair and his cane is on his back. Griffon and Shadow are back on his necklace and he's carrying duffel bags. He tosses one to everyone and they see it's money.

"Well everyone I'm sorry to say, we're rich!"

Author's notes:I am not trying to be racist but in Helluva boss when they use their human forms all that really changes is their skin tones or if they have fur or feathers those will disappear.