The trio continue towards the huge aircraft carrier with a section removed from the middle. A squad of men in black tactical gear with automatic weapons springs out from behind junk and shipping containers, resulting in the music to cease playing.

"Sterling Archer!" Ajax yells, standing atop the towering carrier, prompting Deadpool to crane his neck. "What's my name?"

"Ooh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya," Deadpool said. Dingo comes up to the edge of the carrier alongside Ajax

"Go get some," he tells her.

Deadpool appears excited by what's about to occur, as he rapidly pats his arms against Colossus and NTW. "Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it." Dingo jumps down and dirt flies as she lands in a crouch. "Whoo! Superhero landing!" He lightly applauses before turning towards the audience. "You know that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical. They all do it." Dingo stands and begins approaching the trio, which Deadpool doesn't appear to be too worried about. "You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Keith. That's why I brought him." Colossus begins approaching her, pulling a pair of cuffs out of his back pocket.

"I prefer not to hit a woman, so please…" Reiko doesn't give him time to finish as she punches Colossus in the face, causing Deadpool to duck as she sends him flying. Colossus slides across the ground, groaning as he comes to a stop.

Deadpool stands back up, looking very worried. "I mean, that's why I brought her?" he said, uncertain, turning towards NTW, who's currently downing a bottle of whiskey. She holds up her hand, indicating to hang on for a moment, much to Deadpool's amusement. "So that's what that's like." He chuckles before turning towards Dingo, who smirks at Deadpool's lack of cooperation amongst his team. "Just give us a second. Yeah." He turns back to NTW. "There you go. I sure that was worth it." She tosses the bottle away, signifying she's ready to get in on the action. "Go get her, tiger."

NTW runs at Dingo, a fiery forcefield forming around her. She emits a powerful light pulse, sending Reiko flying backwards into a shipping container, resulting in a dent shaped like her body. She gets down, smoldering but still intact, as NTW eyes her on. "Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex," Deadpool comments.

"All right, then. Fire!" She signals the men to open fire upon Deadpool and NTW

As the gunmen open fire, Deadpool tackles NTW behind a pile of junk for cover. Bullets ricochet off Colossus, who gets back on his feet and begins approaching the carrier. He grabs a large tire and hurls it towards two gunmen situated atop of shipping container, knocking them to the ground. Dingo runs towards him, which Deadpool takes note of.

"Finish fucking her the fuck up!" Deadpool yelled out.

"Language, please," Colossus yelled back.

"Suck a cock! Phrasing!"


Dingo grabs Colossus, shoving away from the battlefield. Colossus pounds on Dingo, but it doesn't stop her from pushing him all the way through a mountain of metal debris. His feet slide on the ground, unable to get traction, while Dingo's face strains as a result of his mighty weight. Colossus spins her into a choke hold and lifts her in the air, but she gains momentum and flips Colossus over her head. He falls to the ground, and she attempts to punch him straight through his metal skull, but he rolls out of the way and gets to his feet. He attempts to strike her, but she stops his fist, twisting it before striking his head and torso.


The gunmen continue to shoot at Deadpool and NTW. "Look away, child," he tells her. He reaches for his pants, gaining a look of intrigue from NTW. "Look away!" he tells her again, something louder than before, which she does. Deadpool rips his white underwear out from his fly, screaming in agony as he does so.

He lifts over the pile of junk, waving it as a white flag. "Wait! Wait!"

Upon noticing this, one of the gunmen stops firing, pulls down his mask, and turns towards the over gunmen. "Cease fire! Cease fire!" He signals for the gunmen to stop firing, which they comply with.

"Fellas! Hey! Hey!" Deadpool stands up, attempting to reason with the gunmen. "You only work for that shit-spackled Muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle, possibly even lover-like treatment."

Not even a second after Deadpool's finished, the gunmen open fire on him once more, forcing him to take cover again. "Fine. Commando!"

Deadpool leaps out from behind the junk pile, towards the squad of gunmen. As he lands, he slices two men with his sword and throws a knife into a third man's head. He runs up a junk car, leaping onto a shipping container where he beheads a gunman then kicks the head at another shooter.


Colossus punches Dingo, who flies back and crumples to the ground. She rises, blocking a punch from Colossus. She kicks him into a kneeling position then rams his face into metal debris. He swings at Dingo, but she throws him down. He recovers, standing and avoiding a roundhouse kick before punching her in the back, sending her flying into a car. We get a closeup of her face, where she growls as she grabs hold of part of the vehicle, crushing it with her bare hand.


Elsewhere, Deadpool uses his swords to slash and stab his attackers. One gets the blade through his throat, another gets his hand sliced off, and the third gets stabbed through the heart, with Deadpool kicking him into a shipping container, causing blood to splatter all over the front. He rushes forward and propels himself off a piece of metal debris as another gunman attempts to mow him down.


In a van's side mirror, NTW watches two gunmen approach. She activates her flame, the explosion crushing the men between the van and a wall.


Colossus forces Dingo to the ground by her throat. He punches her in the face and attempts to do it a second time, but she catches it before pushing her boot under his chin. However, he grabs her by the legs, slamming her into a metal object then back to the ground. By the throat, he throws her into a junk pile before moving towards her.


Elsewhere, Deadpool flips down, landing in crotch over a gunman's face "Teabag." He rolls forward before kicking him across the face. The Merc with a Mouth holds the blade to the gunman's neck before his eyes widen and he cocks his head. "Ramon?"

The gunman pulls his mask off his mouth, surprised. "Archer?"

"Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since…"

"Miami. Little Havana."

"The nightclub, 'Little Havana'." Deadpool stands up, sheathing his swords. "Well, what the hell!" He helps Ramon up. "God, come here, you." He then headbutts Ramon to the ground, knocking him unconscious. He looks, taking into account everyone that he's killed, plus Ramon, whom he decides to let live. "How are the kids? Good? And your gay friends, Charles and Rudy, still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about." He begins dragging Ramon's unconscious body to an undisclosed location.