In the junk pile, Colossus moves away a piece of metal to find Dingo with one breast popped out of her top. "Oh!" He covers his eyes and clears his throat, motioning towards Dingo's exposed nippular region. "Your… On the left. You're a beautiful woman."

"That is so sweet." Dingo fixes her shirt... "Thanks." Before punching Colossus in the groin, causing him to yell out in pain in slow motion, before sending him flying back.


Atop the carrier, Ajax brings Lana to the edge.

"Yoo-hoo!" Deadpool calls out from the bottom. They look down to see a row of dead men, plus Ramon's unconscious body, whose bodies spell out, 'Keith'.

"Does he write you notes too?" he asked Lana. "He's such a romantic." Several gunmen approach the edge of the carrier, aiming their weapons towards Deadpool

Deadpool towards the top of the carrier, determined to get his girl back. "Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'. Phrasing."

Lana tries to nail Ajax in the face, but he grabs her by the wrist and drags her off. "Fire!" he yells out.

As Ajax's men fire at him from above, Deadpool leaps behind some junk for cover.

"Hey!" NTW calls out to him, gaining his attention. "Climb on!" She points towards a piece of metal debris she's currently situated under. Deadpool, nodding in understanding, sprints through heavy fire, leaping and flipping off to the steel panel NTW crouches under as dramatic music plays in the background, lying flat on top of it as he lands. She ignites, exploding the metal panel and a screaming Deadpool into the air. It flies in three gunmen, two of whom get crushed under the metal piece.

Deadpool dangles by one hand off the edge of the aircraft carrier, slightly smoldering. Using both hands, he pulls himself over the edge and rolls wearily onto his back. Ajax walks by, eyeing him. Deadpool, upon spotting Ajax, drags himself to his feet. He spots Ajax standing next to a clear cylindrical chamber, tipped upright, with Lana locked inside.

"Motherfucker should have worn his brown pants," he said under his breath as he moves towards the containment unit currently housing his fiancée and her imprisoner. "You were right, beautiful," he said to Lana. "Red really is my color."

"Archer?" she asked in astonishment.

"Don't worry, baby," Deadpool assures her. "I'mma get you out of the shit-box."

"What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours?" Ajax asked.

"Oh, you never left," Archer commented.

"But you did, asshole!" Lana snapped back at him.

"Ah, deep breath, darling," Ajax said, turning to face her. She looks at Ajax as he cheekily remembers a certain detail in regards to her current situation. "Oh, wait. Wrong choice of words." He activates the chamber, causing the oxygen levels to decrease, and Lana to begin gasping for air.

"I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!" Deadpool yelled out, furiously.

Ajax grabs two metal hand axes grabs and begins walking towards Deadpool. "I hear you grow back body parts now, Archer. When I'm finished, parts will have to grow back you."

"Good one," Deadpool said, sarcastically. He then turns towards the audience. "Yep, that was a good one," he said, admitting Ajax's statement did hold some merit. He turns to face Ajax. "Let's dance." Deadpool unsheathes his swords as Ajax approaches him. "And by dance, I mean let's try to kill each other." Ajax attacks with his hand axes and sparks fly as they meet Deadpool's swords. Ajax headbutts him and Deadpool spin kicks away, sending a sword through the chamber. The O2 gauge goes up, allowing for Lana to catch her breath, as Ajax and Deadpool swipe weapons at each other. Ajax jams an axe into Deadpool's side, swinging him against a shipping container. He attempts to jam an axe through Deadpool's head, but Deadpool steps out of the way, before elbowing him in the face. They clash metal to metal until Deadpool stabs him through the leg with a sword. Deadpool rolls out of the way of one of Ajax's battle swings but later gets kicked away by one of Ajax's kicks, sending him into another shipping container. Realizing the sword jammed in his leg went through the shipping container, Ajax locks his two axe blades together to cut off the protruding end of the sword. He throws an axe at Deadpool, who catches and throws it back. Ajax deflects it, but this results in him not having enough time to block Deadpool's kick, which sends him into a pile of metal barrels.


Down below, Dingo walks over to the prone Colossus and loops a length of steel cable around his neck, choking him.


Back up top, Lana saws her restraint against the blade cutting through the chamber, freeing her hand.

Keith gets to his feet and faces down Deadpool, with neither of them possessing a weapon. "Fine. Fists."

"Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night."

They exchange blows, with Deadpool blocking an attack from Ajax before punching him in the face and kicking him in the shin. He attempts to spin kick Ajax across the face, but Ajax gets a hold of Deadpool's leg and hurls him across the concrete. Deadpool's about to get back to his feet, only for Ajax's to punch him right back down on the ground. Ajax punches Deadpool in the face and torso before grabbing onto his leg, sending them rolling. As they roll, grappling on the ground, Ajax grabs a knife from Deadpool's ankle holster. He swipes at the masked man, who grabs Ajax and fish hooks him. Ajax flings him against the arm of a construction vehicle then runs at him, kneeing him against said vehicle. Ajax jams the knife into the side of Deadpool's head before punching him repeatedly.

In the chamber, Lana pushes the sword out slightly, cutting her hands in process, then opens the door, wearily catching her breath in full.

As Keith wails on Archer, Lana climbs out and removes the sword from the chamber. Lana rushes over towards the location, stabbing the sword through Ajax, causing them both to fall to the ground. Deadpool fumbles with the knife in his head and topples over. On their sides, Deadpool gazes over at Lana as Chicago's 'You're the Inspiration'. As she lies on the ground, breathing heavily, Deadpool sees cartoon creatures, drawn in the style of Floyd County Productions, on and around Lana, including a crocodile and a heart with eyes, arms, and legs. He waves at her, then makes a heart shape with his hands, gaining a smile out of Lana. Her brow furrows, however, as he makes a hole with his hand, then sticks his index finger through it.

"Asshole!" she yells out at him, somewhat unclearly, causing the cartoon creatures to disintegrate and die.

Ajax drags Lana to her feet and tosses her away, causing her to hit the ground, hard. Deadpool stands, the knife sticking out the side of his head, momentarily distorting the background music. Blood spurts as he yanks it out, allowing for the music to return to normal.


Down below, Dingo continues to throttle Colossus. NTW spots them and engages her explosive power. She flies up into the air before dropping down behind Dingo in a burst of fire. The resulting explosion throws back Dingo and Colossus, sending her into a metal girder, snapping her spine, before the flames consume her completely. The flames from the explosion lit the bottom of the carrier.


As Deadpool and Ajax fight on top, the impact knocks them off their feet, but not before Deadpool nails one on Ajax's face. They get back to their feet and continue to trade blows as the whole structure starts to tip over, containers and barrels sliding towards them.

Lana, holding onto a hook, screams as she slides out of the way, a container nearly missing her, before knocking Ajax off the edge.

"Hang in there, baby!" Deadpool yelled out, racing towards Lana.

"Archer!" Lana yelled out, raising her hand, which Deadpool grabs onto as they slide.

"I gotcha!" He notices the chamber speedily approaching and comes up with an idea. "I got a plan. You're not gonna like it." He grabs hold of the chamber as it rolls towards them. He swings Lana inside and closes it. The chamber catches on a steel cable on the edge of the carrier, Deadpool dangling from it.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Lana yelled out, scared beyond all rational thought.

Deadpool stares down at the long drop below and attempts to quell Lana's concerns. "Don't worry. I'm totally on top of this. Phrasing." Lana still appears very much terrified at their current situation.


The supports holding the structure begin to buckle. Colossus runs from the collapsing structure, carrying Negasonic Teenage Warhead over his shoulder.


Deadpool strains to pull the caught chamber free from its binding before noticing a large shipping container approaching them at an alarming rate.

"Goddammit!" Realizing desperate times call for desperate measures, he uses every fiber of his being to pull the chamber loose. "Maximum effort!" He manages to get the chamber loose before the shipping container knocks over the edge. Both go flying in difference directions as Lana screams, still locked in the chamber.


The enormous structure tips, cracking and breaking as it settles on its side.

Then, the screen turns to black.