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"Okay... so... can you guys talk or not?"
Shy Guy's were small... very small beings from Koopa and Mushroom Kingdoms who kept nearly all of their physical features hidden behind their uniform outfits. They nearly all wore cloaks that hid their torsos and their heads, with a white mask in front of their faces that was strapped to the hood of the jacket so that the hood did not fall down. Red was the most common of colors, and suffice to say it was a very nice shade of red.
"Woa me wooooah."
The Shy Guys spoke in a language that seemed to auto-translate for those who heard it, because even thopse who didn't speak the language seemed to have no trouble understanding it.
"Okay, I understood that... and you see this mirror here... using this mirror I can show you an Alternate Timeline... where Bowser turned himself into a hot humanoid woman... and with her Dark Hero she summoned, they proceeded to take over the entire universe."
A mirror shined before it showed a woman bound in chains and dancing in front of two people who were sitting on thrones, in front of a vast empire who watched the dance. The Shy Guys watching could easily see that the Princess Peach of that universe had been enslaved and was dancing for the amusement of others.
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"Who are you and why are you showing us this?" The lead Shy Guy spoke up as he approached the cloaked stranger who had just appeared out of nowhere in their small village. Many of their species were currently hiding in their homes in fear of this new person.
A man taller than most they had ever seen.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, and I come from an different universe. I'm here to run an experiment. My counterpart, SKU... well he ran an experiment with that timeline, so I'm here to balance it out in this one." Naruto stated as he pulled out several bottles from his seemingly endless cloak. The Shy Guys saw potion bottles that were filled with minature creatures, slimes, unknown and glowing liquids, as well as slime materials. The bottles just kept coming as he surrounded the ground around him with tons of them.
"Why are you showing us this?"
"Simple. In one Universe a version of myself became the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom, and in a different universe he became the Dark Hero of the Koopa Kingdom... something needs to exist between dark and light." Naruto stated as he pulled an entire baby out of his cloak and tossed it to the side.
An entire baby.
A living and breathing baby, and he just pulled it from his cloak and tossed it towards the Shy Guys without a worry in the world. Suffice to say, the Shy Guys who saw that were justified in their anger as they caught the baby, and several Shy Guys pulled spears out and started to approach him slowly.
"Be careful with your children!"
"Oh, that isn't my baby, I just stole it from a different universe. Him... me... he doesn't have family, parents, anyone who loves him. He's kind of just... sad... just a sad being." Naruto stated as he traced the whisker marks on his cheeks, before he pointed to the whisker marks on the version of himself that he kidnapped.
"You kidnapped a baby!?"
"You can't kidnap a baby if they don't have a family, a home, or anyone who loves them... I'm actually here to give him to you guys if you accept a little deal with me." Naruto stated as he pointed to the baby. "... You guys always wanted a baby right?"
There was silence.
The Shy Guys were all interested in what this strange man had to say, since he was offering them something they actually really did want. They were an all male species, and other than the stork bringing them children, they typically needed to capture... well they needed ways to increase their numbers of course.
Naruto kept pulling potions from his cloak.
It was a potion bottle that contained what looked like a dying star fused with a black hole. Both of those were circling each other inside of the potion bottle. He placed it down, before he pulled out the next potion bottle that was just pink mist inside of it.
"Okay, you can keep that baby if you guys throw this bottle into a volcano... any volcano will do."
"... Why?"
"This is the Minus8 potion... trust me. Here... free sample..." Naruto took out the potion, uncorked it, before it dropped a single drop of it onto the head of one of the Shy Guys around him.
*Poof*
No dramatic or gross transformation process, just one big puff of smoke and suddenly the Shy Guy had transformed into something very similar, but completely different. For starters, he was no longer a Shy Guy. Instead, he couldn't be classified as a guy at all. The guy, now gal, stood at almost 170cm tall, and her red cloak was stretched tight over her VERY sexy body. Unlike before, it wasn't long enough to cover her legs, which were showing a bit of skin.
"This is the Minus8 Potion. Basically, if you throw it into a volcano, then ALL Shy Guys across the globe will be transformed just like that... well... it will do a little more than just that." Naruto left out a lot of details and specifics. He was going to be keeping an eye on this universe when he got back to his own universe to create more chaos and perversion.
He was the Perverted Potions Prankster.
Sometimes he needed to live up to his name, and infecting an entire Mario timeline with a Minus8 virus so that all the monster-like creatures became just like the art of Minus8 sounded like a hell of a prank to him.
"So, since there is a Dark Naruto in one timeline, and a Light Naruto in another... I leave it to you guys to turn this into a Neutral Naruto for this timeline. Also, even if you don't use this potion... I'm going to throw it into a volcano on my way out anyway... so I'm actually not giving you an option." Naruto stated as he placed the potion in the hands of the 1st Shy Gal of this world.
He wasn't giving them an option, he was just telling them how it was going to happen.
There was a strong silence.
"Of course, if you willingly do it, you get to keep that Naruto baby you have there. If you don't, I'm sure I can find another willing tribe of monsters to take him in. So... create a little chaos for me... do it... you know you want the baby." Naruto used magic to lift the baby version of himself out of their hands and back into his own. The Shy Guys and Shy Gal all reached out for the baby as it passed them by, showing they really did want him.
Naruto smiled and started to use magic to make all of the monsters and potions fly back into his cloak, all except for the 1 potion bottle that would be used to transform the entire world into one big Minus8 hellscape of lewdness.
...
"The Koopas, Goombas, Bob-ombs, the Toads... everyone has their own royalty in this world except for you Shys... you Shys don't have anyone to call your own. Well... this little me, this little unloved, bastard who will never know his parents... his super dead parents... he could be your Shy Prince... isn't it about time that you Shy Guys got some respect?" Naruto seduced them with his words.
It worked.
Shy Guys were dumb, and that was just a fact.
Shy Gal grabbed the potion and started to run in the direction of the nearest volcano with all of her speed.
"Hey, don't go without this!" Naruto pulled his arm back and threw the Baby Naruto towards the Shy Guys who were running towards the volcano. He threw the little baby version of himself like a football. "Oh... and here... this is a potion that stops aging. Up to you guys when you use it, just make sure he can get an erection before you do. An adult being stuck in the body of a child that can't get hard is a nightmare for any guy!" Naruto shouted as he tossed the Immortality Potion to the Shy Guys as well.
He would hate to curse somebody with that.
With a mind that could age and be attracted to people, but with a body that was unable to perform the act itself, so he decided to give that warning. His logic for even giving them the potion was simply because Video Game characters weren't really suppose to age.
"Naruto... the Shy Prince... that has a ring to it." Naruto stated as he opened up the portal back to his home universe.
The nearest volcano exploded with pink smoke that shout into the atmosphere.
Time to leave before it infected his own home universe through the portal he had open.
Chapter End!
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