BNHA Great old one

Hello everyone and welcome back to this story, I apologise for not updating this or Darkest Hero in about a month but it's coming up to Christmas and there is a lot of stuff going on.

Per normal we shall open on the Q and A.

Q; Is Mina's mother blue haired, toting a trident and going around with a starfish in the hair?

A; you mean Gura? No her mum isn't Gura.

Q; Slimey gonna die?

A; maybe

Q; Is Momo gonna become aware of the elder gods?

A; more than likely.

Q; how would Ibara react to this?

A; very poorly, she's a devout Christian and would likely see Izuku and Mina as demons or pagan deities.

Trigger warning; minor depictions of SA, mention of death and blood.

Chapter 3; Slime villain

"What do we have here? A pair of medium sized invisibility cloaks." A wet voiced gurgled.

Turning Izuku was met with what looked like a miniature green coloured shogoth with solid eyes and teeth. He blinked and was suddenly engulfed in the green sludge.

"Just ho-AGHHHHHHH!" The sludge screamed as it began to smoke and boil upon making physical contact with Izuku. It threw itself off of him and towards Mina, hoping for an easier target. The pink haired Great Young One merely flicked her wrist in a downwards motion and let loose a splash of a sickly yellowish green acid. It hissed violently as it made contact with the cement of the underpass's ground and brickwork, eating it away at a fast pace.

"NEVER FEAR FOR I- aaaammm looking at a weird situation." A buff blonde trailed off as he watched the sludge villain he had been chasing for the better part of the afternoon through the sewers cowering in fear before who he was pretty sure was Thirteen's kid and a pink angler-fish girl.

"All Might?!" The trio called in shock, awe and relief.

"Take me in, I surrender just keep them away from me!" The villain sobbed as he clawed his way towards the blonde hero.

"Well that's just rude." Mina huffed with a pout and crossed arms. "First he tries to kill us then he runs away when we fight back."

"Well I mean it's All Might." Izuku stated as he gestured at the blonde hero as if that explained it all which it probably did honestly. "Also I didn't exactly fight back, he kind of just burnt himself on me."

"Well this is awkward." Mina muttered as she looked between everyone. "Introductions? I'm Mina, this is Izuku"

"Inkos's boy?! Fuck, may as well." The slime seemed to shrug in resignation. "Name's Fij'kajo'gkoth."

Izuku and Mina could only facepalm at that while All Might winced in pain, a thin trail of blood seeping between his lips and from his right nostril.

"Look, I am on a bit of a schedule, is it alright if we move things along?" All might asked as he felt a familiar strain in his abdomen. He picked up an empty soda bottle someone had left among a scattered section of rope in the underpass.

"Sure, I'm not fucking about with the kid's parents around, I choose life." Fij'Kajo'gkoth replied in a glum tone before he squeezed himself into the bottle.

"Uh. Mr All Might sir, uh could I get a autograph please?" Izuku asked as he quickly pulled a notebook and pen from nowhere.

"Of course young man!" All might beamed as he signed a blank page with a flourish. Izuku squeaked in joy as he hugged the book to his chest and bowed. "Thankyou this will be a family treasure until even death has died!"

"Now I must be off, PLUS ULTRA!" All might called as he bolted out the end of the underpass and lept into the air, unaware that he had snagged the end of the rope as he did so.

"Man Izuku that's neat, you gonna frame it?" Mina asked as she pulled him back into a standing position.

"Definitely." Izuku nodded in awe.

"C'mon let's go to the arcaaaayyyyyyy!" Mina squealed as the rope that she managed to somehow get wrapped around her left foot pulled taught and flung her into air.

Izuku rushed to the end of the tunnel only to see the distant form of Mina trying to pull herself up the rope towards All Might as he shot through the sky.

"Oh no." Izuku uttered before giving chase in the direction they were headed at speeds comparable to a car as he whipped out his phone and pelted off a quick text message to his parents "Mina accidentally kidnapped by All Might, gonna make sure she's ok." He didn't wait for a reply before he shoved the phone into his pocket and rushed for the now descending group who were headed for a small apartment complex a few blocks away.

[Meanwhile]

"HEY YOU NEED TO LAND!" Mina shouted over the rushing winds and she steadily climbed up the rope.

All might balked in shock as he glanced down at the girl who was now less than two meters from him and hanging by the rope. "LET GO!"

"AND FALL?!" Mina shouted back in mild horror. Sure she would survive such a fall with minor bruises but it was pretty damned likely that All Might didn't know that.

"RIGHT, HOLD ON!" All Might called as he angled himself in such a way that he was now headed for a roof much closer than his intended target. His side flared violently in pain causing him to briefly spasm and unknowingly drop the glass bottle from his pocket.

With a grunt of discomfort from the abrupt impact the pair landed on a small apartment rooftop, nothing was up there asides a stairwell exit, some aircon units and someone's trash can.

"Damn that stings." Mina muttered as she shook her left foot, having landed on it in such a way that it felt like her bones had crossed. Looking up Mina gasped as All Might burst into a cloud of steam which quickly faded away to reveal a sickly skeletal man with sunken eyes and blood running down his lips. "Holy shit All Might you look like uncle Hastur after a century long booze crooze!"

"Listen you can't repeat to anyone what you've just seen." The blonde coughed as he covered his mouth with a fist speckling it with blood.

"Shit what happened to you anyway?" Mina asked in worry.

"Pretty nasty isn't it?" All Might asked as he lifted up his shirt to reveal an angry red spiderweb like wound on his side. "About five years ago I had a run in with a villain who messed up my insides. I am now missing a lung, most of my stomach and a kidney. Because of this I'm limited to only a few hours of quirk use a day."

"Five years ago? Would that be Gigger Impact or Toxic chainsaw?" Mina asked as she tried and failed to recall many powerful villains from around that time period.

"I never fought Gigger Impact, that was Stars and Stripes and Toxic chainsaw barely tickled. No, this villain was so vile the records of the fight were never made public." All might explained grimly. "Listen kid this is the price of being a hero."

"Don't care, I can pretty much heal back from anything, if it means saving lives I'm more than happy to wreck my body in the process." Mina replied flippantly with a smirk, after all she had already regenerated herself back from a half eaten brain and a bit of spinal Cord after her first fight with a shoggoth, what could a human do to her after all?

"Just stay safe." All might asked wearily. "Now I really must be off, I have to get-"

A loud explosion shook the air causing All might to stumble slightly, a column of black smoke quickly rising a few blocks away. "The bottle." All might gasped in shock as his hand shot towards the now empty pocket.

"try to stay safe out there. If you knock on the door I'm sure someone will come and let you down." All Might shouted as he buffed up and lept off the building, puffing into a cloud of steam moments after hitting the ground bellow. The man hunched over coughing loudly before jogging towards the direction of the smoke cloud. Mina peered over the edge at the retreating hero as Izuku jogged over from the other side of the streets.

"Mina, down here!" Izuku called as he waved his hands down bellow. "That explosion came from near the arcade, I want to make sure Kaachan is alright since he's not answering his phone!"

"Alright I'll be right down!" Mina called as she threw herself over the edge of the building, her left hand gliding down the uneven brickwork as her fingers dug trenches into the surface slowing her fall.

"Come on." Izuku urged as they made off in the direction of the pillars of smoke. Upon arriving there they found a cloud of people and several shops burning, the pro hero Backdraft already was trying to keep them contained to the best of his abilities, Mt Lady, a hero who made her debut earlier that morning was too large to get into the smaller street and was instead keeping back the crowds on the far side. Death arms and Kamui woods however were just standing around and chatting to a news crew who had shown up as the police started setting up barricades.

In the middle of the chaos was Fij'Kajo'gkoth twisting a churning around a obscured figure, the slimey mass twisting the arms and hands of their hostage around causing explosions to fire off at random. A brief gas was heard as a head of blonde hair broke free from the slime only to immediately get dragged right back into it.

"Kachan!"Izuku screamed in shock. "Where's all Might. Didn't he have them?!"

"He dropped the bottle during the landing." Mina explained as she noticed a familiar sickly blonde in the crowd.

"HEY KID GET BACK HERE!" Kamui woods screamed as Izuku bolted for the villain and Bakugo.

"Izuku!" Mina called as she tried to give chase only to be grabbed and dragged back by Death Arms. "Let me go!"

"It's too dangerous kid!" The muscular hero called as he tried to discretely cop a feel.

"Pervert!" Mina screeched as she swung her leg around, her knee making contact with the man's crotch as two loud pops were heard followed but his screams of pain, she gave a follow up kick before one of the police officers restrained her and pulled her off of the whimpering hero.

"You again?!" Fij'Kajo'gkoth snarled as his form twisted and churned aiming Bakugo's hand right at the greenette. "You can just piss off already!"

An explosion rocked the street covering half of it in dust before a backpack came flying out of the cloud nailing the villain in the eye. He screamed in pain, his form retracting enough to to allow Bakugo to tear his head free from the slime. "GET OUT OF HERE NERD!"

"I can't just leave you!" Izuku called as he grabbed Bakugo's arm and pulled. After two tugs he had freed the explosive blonde as they tumbled back.

"THATS IT! CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED BRAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" The slime roared as his form grew to massive proportions, barely peaking above the height of the buildings on either side of the street, this was the true size of a shogoth.

"I really am pathetic, letting a kid risk his life like that. NEVER FEAR FOR I AM HERE!" All Might called as he burst forth from the back of the crowd. "TEXAS SMAAAAASHHHH!"

A thunderous boom shook the air as a concussive force splattered the Shogoth across the street and subsequently changed the local atmospheric pressure enough to cause it to start raining.

"Holy fucking shit the bastard changed the bloody weather." Bakugo muttered in exhaustion as Izuku continued to pull him towards the barricades where a Ambulance had just arrived and four paramedics poured out.

"You!" Kamui woods snapped as he grabbed Izuku by the collar. "Medics now!" He barked as he shoved the greenette towards the ambulance before tugging Bakugo to his feet and began showering the teen with compliments. Mina was already handcuffed to a stretcher by the ambulance and physically growling at the prone form of Death Arms who was still curled up and sobbing.

"Mina, what happened?" Izuku asked in concern.

"Bastard groped me, I pulverised his balls." The pink skinned great young one admitted without hesitation before huffing. "Next thing I knew I've been handcuffed for assault."

"You two! Do you have any idea how much trouble you're all in?!" Kamui woods screamed as he stalked over to them, unaware that one of the reporters was following him. "Assault, vigilantism, breaking blackades, obstruction, need I go on?!"

"Assault?! ASSAULT?! THAT BASTARD GROPED ME AND YOU CALL DEFENDING MYSELF FROM A PERVERT ASSAULT?!" Mina snarled in anger as she tried to tug against the handcuffs, only succeeding in leaving a deep dent in the metal rail of the stretcher.

"He was saving your ass, if anything you should be grateful." The man scoffed, the reporter behind him went wide eyed but stayed silent, all the while their camera was still broadcasting the entire thing live.

"So my friend should be grateful he was a pervert?!" Izuku snapped.

"You've got no leg to stand on brat, you're in serious trouble!" Kamui woods snapped.

"I broke no laws!" Izuku snapped back. "Vigilantism is using one's quirk to interfere with criminal instances, stop criminals or villains or public quirk use without licence, I didn't use my quirk! Under Good Samaritan laws I did nothing wrong, I threw my bag at the villain to save my friend."

"We had it under control!" Kamui woods scoffed.

"You and your pervert friend stood there talking to the media while Backdraft and Mt Lady did all the work." Mina shot back.

"Our quirks weren't right for the job." The man dismissed.

"THEN I'D SAY YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PROFESSION." All Might spoke in a serious tone making the group jump in shock at the large number of reporters behind the blonde hero and the exhausted form of Bakugo held in his arms who he quickly placed on a empty stretcher. "SEXUAL ASSAULT, LEAVING A HOSTAGE TO DIE, BERATING THE ONES WHO BROKE NO LAWS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SURE THE HOSTAGE GOT PROPPER MEDICAL ATTENTION. YOU AND DEATH ARMS ARE NO HEROES. YOU'RE BRAGGARDS AT BEST AND VILLAINS AT WORSE."

He then turned to the sea of reporters. "I AM URGING THE COMMISSION TO HAVE A CAREFUL REVIEW OF THE LISENCES OF THESE TWO MEN FOR THEIR APPALLING ACTIONS. NOW WATCH AS I LEAVE LIKE A HERO!" With that he jumped into the air and over the buildings leaving many in awe at the capabilities of the number one hero before the reporters swarmed the disgraced heroes smelling blood in the water.

"Hey nerd, here's you bag." Bakugo states as he tossed the slightly slime school bag at Izuku, inside was a rapid buzzing sound. "Dibs not telling auntie."

Izuku paled as he pulled out his phone, seeing seven, another buzz, eight missed texts from his mother. "I am in so much trouble."

End.

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