Hey, it took a while and I scrapped some chapters but i'm back, and better then ever….I hope. We left off with Toffee kidnapping one half of Twiztid in the white house and the resolution of that….sort of. Welcome back to another chapter! I know it's been a while but your boy's been busy!

Open on a meeting room in Twilight's castle, Festivia and Spike working on separate projects, Festivia tuning her new bass as Spike wrote on a piece of paper, a portal opened as Saturn walked through, followed by Glim, Twilight and Toffee

"Uhh, dad, why's the psychotic septarian that kidnapped the president here?" Festivia asked, slightly horrified

"What, am I not allowed to have friends?" Saturn asked

"He literally was using Jamie Monoxide as bait against you" Fest said

"Jamie Madrox, and he's ok….I think" Saturn replied to his daughter before inhaling

"I mean I get it, he's you're lawyer, but he jus-" Fest was interrupted by her father

"Kiddo, just trust me. Besides, we've all done things we aren't proud of" Saturn said

"Like murder magic commissions?" Spike asked

"Spike…." Saturn said disgruntled "That's different but yes"

"Am I needed for this?" Toffee asked

"No, but I still need to talk with you, one conversation isn't gonna change everything." Saturn explained as Star and Eclipsa went through a closing portal.

"You know, I don't trust you, you're still a butterfly" Toffee expressed to Saturn "Could you…power down?"

"Oh, yeah, sure" Saturn said, powering down from his moth form, Star doing the same

"Saturn, if anything happens" Eclipsa begins

"No, mom, I appreciate it but Toffee's concerns are understandable….I mean I did kill most of the Magic High Commission" Saturn said "And he did work for the Undertaker who wants to kill me….plus alot of people hate our family"

"You killed them?" Eclipsa asked "I thought that was the whole soul sucking beam"

"Soul sucker? I can do that?" Saturn asked

"N-no you can't!" Star expressed

"Oh…kay?" Saturn said "Just would seem more convenient for me in a case like Solaria"

"Saturn, you can't just kill people." Star spoke up

"I know, kid" Saturn sighed

"Soul sucking..." Toffee muttered "What about Solaria now?"

:"I put her in the hospital" Saturn said

"Wait….she's ALIVE?!" Toffee asked, uncharacteristically flustered

"Undertaker brought her back….you've been working for The Undertaker how long"

"A few days, before that, the last thing I remember is being killed by one of the people in this room" Toffee explained

"Saturn?" Glim asked instinctively

"For once, no" Saturn expressed

"No….I….killed Toffee, he was trying to destroy magic" Star explained

"But that's what you guys ended up doing to stop Mina" Fest expressed "And removing magic would cripple thousands of creatures and massacre millions more"

"Beings, Kiddo….but she has a point" Glim Began

"Magic is a tool, and sometimes tools are used to do horrific things by horrific people." Saturn said

"You two destroyed magic to stop a solarian warrior attack?" Toffee asked

"She tried to kill everyone with a new army of solarians who were afraid of change" Star explained

"Tof, I gotta go, you're welcome to stay for dinner….if Twilight's ok with it" Saturn said "Twilight?"
He just then noticed the mare was missing, as was spike. "Fest, you wanna go for a car ride?"

"Yeah!" She said excited, the two exiting the room

The camera cut to the Undertaker in Butterfly castle, in the tapestry room, reading a book that was titled "Dark Magic for Dummies Volume 59", he wore a bandana, sunglasses, pajamas and slippers

A yellow portal opening and Hekapoo exiting through it

"Hekapoo" Undertaker said, not glancing up

"...Undertaker" she said in realization "What's your plan?"

"Kill Saturn, then go from there" he explained

"Yea ok, What does 'go from there' entail?" She asked

"...Enslave the multiverse to my bidding as supreme king of darkness" He spoke "or just win the WWE champion as you freaks go away, who knows"

"Hey, Taker…Vince is on the phone" Kane said walking into the room "Hey is that"

"Yes it is…and she was just leaving" Taker expressed

"No i'm not" Hekapoo explained

"Yes, yes you are"

"Yeah, that isn't gonna happen" Hekapoo said before collapsing, the lights slamming off and candles going out a pair of eyes glowed through darkness towards her, the tapestry on the walls lighting on fire as the eyes of the past queens bled a black goo.

"What the hell?" Hekapoo asked before multiplying, the clones falling to the ground as a gong was heard, through the shadows stepped an eight foot towering figure, pale in a trenchcoat and gray suit, as well as a purple tie and purple gloves, the Undertaker. In one of his hands was a championship belt

"This, is the future, my kingdom, my throne and belt, my urn….but most importantly…my power" Taker expressed with a boom and echo in his voice "The devil's hands are idle playthings to a hypocritical group of children"

"What are you?" She asked

"Judgement Day" He continued "I will defeat him, but first he must go through a ministry"

The lights turned back on, Hekapoo now in an empty room with Kane who held a pan and wore an apron

"...You want a lemon square?" he asked

"No thanks" She opened a portal and exited

"They have real lemons in them" Kane said "...ok, I guess you were just leaving"

Cutting away, Solaria sat in the back of a limo with Flair

"So you and Shastacan are friends?" Solaria asked

"More like war buddies" Flair expressed "Then I became a wrestler, he became a politician but we stayed in touch…how'd you get here?"

"There was an Undertaker" Solaria explained

"No, oh no" Flair exclaimed "You're working for him aren't you?"

"What? No." Solaria expressed "You know of him"

"Yes…now he's going after my nephew" Flair said "...Our decedent"

"That FREAK is not related to us" Solaria expressed

"Really?" He asked "You haven't grown at all in 300 years? Do you know what I regret? "

"...What?" Solaria asked

"Pitting the Ponyheads and Lucitors against the monsters." Flair explained "OVER NOTHING!"

"NOTHING?!" Solaria shouted back

"Nothing" Flair explained "Nothing at all"

"They're evil! They would be happier dead!" Solaria exhaled, practically screaming

"Do you actually still believe that?" Jushtin asked annoyed "you're the worst, you know that"

"Jushtin" Solaria tried to reason

"Flair. My name is RIC FLAIR" he expressed agitated "Let's just get you to a hotel"

Cutting away, Toffee sat at a table, reading a book. Eclipsa with Meteora in her arms sat next to him

"Eclipsa. It's been a while" he said with a monotone, not looking up from his book

"Well, This is awkward…." Eclipsa stuttered, Meteora hissing at Toffee who just looked at her and blinked before going back to his book

"Wait" Star barged into the room "Have, Were you two?"

"It was years ago, before Eclipsa met Globgor" Toffee explained with a monotone "We were both around your age"

"It is strange seeing so many people from so long ago" Eclipsa stated "But it is good to see you again Toffee"

The camera cut to Saturn and Festivia in the car, AJR playing on the radio.

"Hey dad….where are we going?" Fest asked

"I'm enrolling you in Echo Elementary then getting stuff for a tailgate party" Saturn replied, stopping at a stoplight, a police car pulling up behind them with the sirens going, Saturn sighing and pulling over. A caucasian policeman walking out, he had brown hair and green eyes.

"Mister Butterfly, do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked

"I apologize for going over the speed limit, I just need to enroll my daughter into school" Saturn sighed

"You were going over the speed limit?" he asked "By what, like a mile per hour?"

"...yes" Saturn replied "Wait if that's not the reason, then what is?"

"My son Kyle is doing a ride along and wanted an autograph" He replied

"Of course! You got a pen and pad of paper?" Saturn asked

"Wait, Kyle Werner?" Fest asked, a boy around Fest's age walked out, with similar features to his father, wearing glasses as well.

"Festivia?" Kyle asked

"You two know eachother?" Saturn and the officer asked at the same time

"Yeah, mom brought me to that love sentence thing, Festivia, her cousin and I met there" Kyle explained

"Oh….sorry kid" Saturn said "Here's a refund" he said handing the officer 20 dollars

"Dad, can Kyle and his dad come to your taildoor party?" Festivia asked

"I mean, that's up to them. We're watching the Packers game at Twilight Sparkles" Saturn explained

"You know how insane you sound?" The officer asked

"Oh trust me, it's been one of those weeks for me too" Saturn replied, the two chuckled

"I bet, Matt" the officer stuck his hand out, Saturn shaking it

"Saturn" he replied, "You free Sunday night?"

"Yep, and I have Kyle until monday" Matt replied "The crystal palace all the ponies hang out in right"

"That and Violent J" Saturn replied

"You're kidding, I didn't know they had ICP in space" Matt expressed

"I'm a New Yorker" Saturn explained to a shocked look

"Really?" Matt asked as Saturn's phone rang, he picked it up

"It's my wife" Saturn explained, "Hey Glim, nows a bad time…I kinda got pulled over by the cops, 1 mile!...Glim, Glim what did you need….i'll pick up coffee and some red wine…anything else, Festivia's fine, Festivia say hi to your mother"

"Hi mom!" Fest said

"Hi miss Glimmer!" Kyle said

"Yea, Kyle's dad is a sheriff, wait how do you know this kid….oh, oh ok" Saturn nodded "I love you too babe, i'll be home soon, yes, yes you can have some." He hung up and then grabbed a pad and paper from the dashboard, writing something and handing it to Matt.

"Have a good day, Mr. Butterfly'' Matt said, walking away, cutting away, Glim sat on her bed at Twilight's with what looked like a bong, her phone at her side, she shot a lazer out of her horn and lit it, the glass contraption began to bubble as she inhaled and then exhaled smoke. Panning to the other side of the bedroom door, Twilight noticed smoke coming from the room and the scent of a smoke, she grabbed the handle with her magic and frantically opened the door

"GLIM ARE YOU OK?!" Twilight asked in a panicky movement

"Yo….Twi, you've gotta hit this. Saturn grabbed our stash from the house" she said in an uncharacteristic way

"Hit, Stash?" Twilight asked "Glim did you botch a spell? Why does this fog smell like a skunk?"

"Chill, girl." Glim laughed floating her the bong, Eclipsa walking in and noticing

"Glim, Dear? How high are you?" Eclipsa asked

"Yes." She replied

"What?" Twilight asked "High? Can somepony please explain what's going on?"

"They don't have funnyleaf in Equestria?" Eclipsa asked

"Funny Leaf?" Glim asked "You mean weed?"

"No?" Twilight asked "It is it supposed to do that?"

"Twi, come sit down" Glim said, patting her hoof on the bed, Twilight sitting down, Glim floating the bong to her "You don't have to if you don't want to by the way. I just feel you might want to smoke some weed"

"I'll pass" Twilight expressed, Glim nodding

"I appreciate you letting us crash here…as soon as this is over we'll go home" Glim expressed

"What?" Eclipsa asked

"Eclipsa, I have a company to run, Saturn has a job….we can't just uproot everything and come live here." Glim explained

"So you're getting high while Saturn enrolls Festivia in school?" Eclipsa asked

"Eclipsa" Glim said "This isn't our home."

"You can make it your home" Eclipsa replied

"It'd be better for Festivia" Twilight explained

"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BETTER FOR HER?" Glim asked

"Glim" Eclipsa said "You're being irrational"

"Am I?" She asked "...Am I really?"

"Let's just focus on defeating the undertaker first" Twilight tried to mediate, Glim nodding

"Ok then after that...I'll think about it," Glim replied with a sigh. The camera cut to a meeting room, Saturn and Festivia sitting across an older darker skinned gentleman in a suit

"Well mister Butterfly, your paperwork is surprisingly well put together, we'll enroll Festivia for the next school year…now there are a few questions I have" the gentleman spoke up

"What exactly would those be?" Saturn asked, a hint of concern in his voice

"Do you know any other families of…mooney decent?" He asked

"Not really, but I can look around." Saturn said "Wait…why?"

"The district has been having trouble getting mewman parents other than butterflies to enroll their children in school" The man explained "Monster parents and Ponies are extremely on board."

"I don't have the best track record with the mewmans…" Saturn sighed "I'll see what I can do, I'll see if my grand-daughter can do something too"

"So the rumors of time travel are true" the man said slightly shocked

"Yeah…." Saturn expressed "anything else?"

"No I believe Festivia here is all set to start next month" The man explained, the two Butterflies got up and left the room walking down the hallway, passing a family of slime monsters, Slime and His little sister, and what Saturn presumed to be their parents.

"Saturn?" Slime asked

"Oh, hey kid. What's up?" Saturn asked

"You're Saturn Butterfly?" an older slime male asked, Saturn nodded

"Yes sir" Saturn nodded

"Where did you come from?" He asked

"You remember the whole crimson sky thing?" Saturn asked, everyone nodding "It was something magical dealing with that, sometimes when two big spells collide across timelines it causes things to collide"

"Collide?" The father asked

"It's way more complicated than that, alot of time travel, and dimensional mergers…and a psychotic undertaker wizard cowboy trying to kill me" Saturn explained "and you know, our ORIGINAL timeline's history tying in with this one" he sighed as he checked the time on his phone "I've got to go, grocery shopping then we're having someone over for dinner"

"We are?" Festivia asked, Saturn nodded

"Yeah. I made a phone call" Saturn said "It was nice talking to you guys and I wish I could stay longer but my schedule is all over the place"

Saturn's phone rang and he sighed, answering it "You've got Connor"

"Saturn, are you busy?" J's voice asked

"Yeah, kinda. I'm with my daughter and about to drive up to the grocery store." Saturn explained "What's up?"

"Rob's missing" J explained

"Jesus, do you think it's the Undertaker?" Saturn asked

"Probably" J sighed

The camera cut away to a building with two hatchetmen on the doors several hours beforehand, bushes and cars outside as a portal opened, Kane and Mina walking out with Chrysalis following them.

"So what are we doing here?" Mina asked

"Mark wants some guy called Jumpsteady, apparently he's important to the Insane Clown Posse" Kane expressed, he cracked his neck and grabbed the door preparing to rip it off it's hinges, the doors just opening automatically.

"Welcome to Psychopathic Records, do you have an appointment?" a receptionist asked

"No. we're here to see Jumpsteady" Mina said

"Well, Mister Robert Bruce is busy today" she said, pressing a button under her desk and sweating "very, very busy"

"Well it's very important, our boss wants a merger of sorts" Kane explained, a door opening behind them and a man in a hatchetman jersey with a matching hat,some blue jeans and sneakers.

"Hey" He said "Are you the Grubhub guys?"

"...What?" Kane asked "I-I mean sure, the app glitched out, what do you want?"

"Tracy call security" He stated, Mina rushing and tackling the man as Chrysalis attacked Tracy the receptionist. Kane raising his arms above his head and slamming them down, creating a flaming portal. Mina now carrying the man rushed through the portal, as did Kane.

cutting to the present, Toffee sat in Twilight's library reading a book on Equestrian history. Glim cantering into the room

"Heyyyyy Tof" She said "Look, I know that things are strange right now but I wanted to chat"

"Very well. What do wish to discuss?" He asked her

"You're a parent right?" Glim inquired, perking Toffee up

"I-" he stuttered "I was….why?"

"I….need some advice" Glim sighed "Everyone here wants us to stay but this isn't our home dimension but I want to do what's best for Festivia….but I don't know what that is"

"Starlight…..How about we deal with the Undertaker first, then you and Saturn can decide what to do" Toffee expressed

"I don't even know if Saturn still loves me" She expressed

"What do you mean by that?" Toffee asked "Monsters don't just choose wives out of the blue. Whatever you two have, he must have trusted you"

"I'm just worried" Glim exhaled

"Why would that be?" He replied

"Saturn brought back magic by vaporizing another version of myself" Glim explained

"Well, maybe you should talk to him when he gets back" Toffee suggested "And stop bothering me"

Cutting away, Saturn drove with Festivia.

"Dad….are you ok?" she asked, he sighed

"No….your mother is being very….different when we're alone" He replied "You know I love you and her more than anything right?"

"Dad. What are you saying?" She asked

"I don't know if your mother still loves me" Saturn sighed "I probably shouldn't be talking to you about this but you're highly intelligent for your age…..How about we play some music" he turned on the radio to hear an older man on the radio

"Those damn Goldbacks need to go back to their planet" he said, Saturn exhaling and changing the station to some pop music

"Dad?" Festivia asked

"I'll tell you when you get home…..I love you" He said, tearing up as they stopped at a red light. Saturn shaking his head and wiping his tears.

"Dad...I love you too" Festivia replied

Cutting away Star was practicing spells in Twilight's backyard, A limousine rolling up to the rebel princess

"Hello?" She asked, the door opened and Flair exited with his sister at his side.

"Woooo!" he shouted

"Grunkle Jushtin? Great Grandma Solaria?" Star asked

"Kid, is your Uncle Saturn home?" he asked

"Wait, you told me we were visiting Eclipsa" Solaria stated

"This is a quick stop, an URGENT stop" flair stated back "He needs to know this"

"Know what?" Solaria asked

"How the undertaker's power works" Flair sighed "how he can revive people"

"You could have told me, i'll run a sword through him" Solaria replied

"...no" Flair replied "You've done ENOUGH!" He snapped

"Uhm, still here" Star chuckled

"...Star, you deserve to know how to defeat him as well….Saturn's told me he admires your power…..and is scared of it"

"Wait, really?" Star asked

Cutting away again, Saturn and Festivia exited the car and entered a grocery store, grabbing a cart and walking "We need Coffee and Red Wine, some chips, and the stuff for my wings…oh and tofu for your grandpa"

"Ok. why are you telling me this?" Festivia asked

"I forgot to make a list" he replied as he saw something out of the corner of his eye, a young septarian woman around Star's age in a black leather jacket and some ripped jeans being harassed by a group of human hecklers. "Fest go back to the car. Please"

"O-ok" She said as Saturn handed her the keys, he walked up to the group

"And you fucking reptoids won't control the world any longer" one of the hecklers shouted

"What the fuck are you doing" Saturn asked the group "This kid is just trying to grab some groceries"

"She's a reptoid! They control the illuminati…..just like you, you fucking goldback!" one of them shouted as they pushed the Septarian woman to the ground.

"Ok Alex Jones. Just leave the teenager alone" Saturn gritted his teeth

"You know what. You're pretty funny goldie" one of them said, throwing a punch, Saturn catching it and then twisting it until it dislocated. The man screamed in pain before Saturn stepped forward, cracking his neck.

"O-ok goldie, you and reppy can get your groceries" another one of them said as they dispersed. Saturn helping the Septarian woman up. Saturn was now able to get a better look at her, she had Ginger hair and light grey scales.

"You alright kid?" Saturn asked

"Yeah, just confused." She said

"That those Those guys were attacking you" Saturn stated

"That's not what i'm confused about, they're mewman" the Septarian sighed "Kind of their whole thing. Pretty sure the only nice ones are myths, and Queen Eclipsa"

"First, those assholes were human, not mewman." Saturn explained "Secon"

"Human?" she asked

"...yep" He nodded "what are you confused about"

She pointed at the store, then a random pony bystander then a car next to a chariot. Saturn nodded in understanding

"I can explain the whole thing, just let me go grab my daughter, she's in the car" he said, going to grab Fest from the car, Saturn opening the door with a spare key

"Dad….is everything ok?" She asked

"...Yeah corncob, everythings fine" he sighed.

"Now i've seen everything" the septarian teen exclaimed "What's with the fake cheekmarks"

"...They aren't. It's related to the blood sky" Saturn explained

"Wait that means you're….Saturn the insane" the septarian said in shock, Saturn mouthing the words Saturn the insane confused to himself "YOU HAVE A MEWMAN DAUGHTER?"

"Can I tell her?" Festivia asked

"No, I don't even know her name" Saturn said

"Ariel Cross" She replied,

Saturn blinking and nodding before smirking "I'll play along, Taker" he muttered before sighing "Ariel, this is Festivia the Fun, my adopted daughter. She usurped the throne of mewni from Meteora as an infant, I stopped another timeline's coupe and the rest is interdimensional history"

Festivia nodded once before exiting the car and following the duo into the grocery store, cutting away to Glim in Twilight's kitchen, a blue furred, rainbow maned pegasus mare with a rainbow cutie mark entered the room. "Hey Twilight do you have any Pasta? I'm trying to carb lo-" She turned her head and noticed Glim rubbing a chicken leg in a flour and potato chip mixture.

"Starlight Glimmer?" the mare asked in shock

"Oh, hey Rainbow Dash, I'm making fried chicken for Saturn;s tailgate party. You want some?" Glim asked

"Who's Saturn?" Rainbow Dash asked

"My husband? Oh we haven't met in this timeline yet!" Glim realized "This is kind of awkward, Starlight Glimmer…from another timeline, I go by Glim"

"TWILIGHT!" Rainbow dash shouted, Twilight rushing into the room

"Rainbow Dash? Where have you been?" Twilight asked

"I took a power nap in a guest room and it turned into a week or two long one, can you explain why she's in your kitchen, and dressed like that?" Dash asked

"Glim, Saturn and Fest live here for the moment" Twilight explained

"She's evil Twilight!" Rainbow Dash said

"She and Saturn helped us stop OUR Starlight" Twi replied "And they're going through alot right now, with the dimensional merge, and the undertaker"

"Dimensional Merge?" Rainbow Dash asked as Shaggy walked in

"Hey Glim, I need a favor" Shaggy said

"WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT THING?!" Rainbow dash shouted before passing out

"What's up Shags?" Glim asked "Now's kind of a bad time"

"Jumpsteady's missing" Shaggy explained "We think it was the Undertaker"

"Fuck" She sighed "Ok, let's go" Glim galloping out of the room, down a hallway of doors as a phone rang in one of the rooms. Shaggy opening the door to see Millie, Moxie and Blitzo tied up with regular rope.

"Uh, Glim….who are they?" Shaggy asked

"The assholes that shot Saturn" Glim replied "I thought he and Dux brought them home, this isn't like Connor…"

"Ok, follow up question, what are they?" Shaggy asked

"We're Imps you dumb fuck" Blitzo replied

"Sir, should we really be telling this clown abou-" Moxie was interrupted by Glim

"Wait, that's why you looked familiar! Shaggy, you know Scum right?" Glim asked "He's a hellborn too."

"Scum's a de- wait no that makes sense" Shaggy realized

Blitzo's pocket continued to ring, Glim floating it up to his ear, answering it

Cut away to a graveyard, Jumpsteady, Loona and Firelight tied together all unconscious, Firelight waking up

"Wha-" he asked as the Undertaker entered from the fog, Mina by his side fiddling with a phone.

"They aren't answering this do-hickey!" She said as the phone continued to buzz.

"Look who's up" Kane's voice said, an unnerving laugh emerged from the fog, Kane wrapping his arm around Mina who in turn grabbed in with her free arm.

Cutting away, Saturn, Ariel and Festivia climbed into Saturn's car. Saturn playing a cd in the background.

"Thank you for the food, Mr. Butterfly" Ariel said

"Don't mention it kid" Saturn replied "Anywhere specific I can drop you off?"

"Is the north temple still standing?" Ariel asked

"The No- yeah, my mother lives there. The staff's on vacation right now though" Saturn explained

"Dad. Mom's texting you about jumprope and the undertaker"

"Jumpro- Jumpsteady?" Saturn sighed "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!"

" ?" Ariel asked

"My friend's Brother is in trouble…I thought he was joking, we've got to go now!"

Cutting away, Star sat in a room with Flair and Solaria, Solaria clenching a sword tightly.

"I assisted the undertaker in collecting the soul of hulk hogan…." flair began

"Hulk Hogan? The big muscly guy with the mustache?" Star asked

"I keep forgetting you've been on earth for a little bit" Flair sighed "Yes…he was one of my warriors, he's….Aging, I was able to make them stronger with the sacrifice of advanced aging"

"Jushtin…" Solaria blinked "You modified my solarian spell?"

"...I did" He nodded "The original plan was to take over earth….but I like their alcohol too much"

"T-take over the earth?" Marco asked from another room

"Relax kid, plans changed….I've got a mansion now, energy drinks with my face on it and 13 cars" Flair explained

"...Who's Randy Orton?" Solaria asked

"A former protegee of mine, the viper, a vicious sadistic man who fell prey to the undertaker's spell…he went mad" Flair explained "He's not all there"

"What." Marco asked

Cutting away, Glim, Blitzo, Moxie, Millie and Toffee exited the castle as Saturn's van pulled up, Festivia exiting with the groceries before blinking.

"Kiddo, go in the house" Glim said, Fest nodding and rushing inside, Glim getting in the car, Toffee climbing in the front seat, Millie, Moxie and Blitzo also climbing in.

"Is this legal?" Glim asked

"Babe, no one cares it's the apocolypse" Saturn Replied "Why are they free?"

"You're edgy hot topic friend took my daughter" Blitzo replied

"...Hellhound?" Glim asked

"Uh, yeah, why?" Blitzo asked

"He's making a zombie…" Saturn explained "A Chimera"

The camera cut to a room filled with vats, lab equipment, a clear plexiglass like cell harboring two individuals who were unconscious, one mulatto mewman woman with ginger shoulder length hair and freckles, wearing a silk shirt and shorts,

next to her was a grey sizechanger woman with purple stripes on her arms, like globgor she had two sets of eyes and horns, she had long black hair. she wore a formal looking white dress, a few gold necklaces and earrings.

The vice president walked into the room with a clipboard in hand, a man in a labcoat following him

"Mr. Vice President, all i'm saying is what if President Shastacan finds out that you're harboring people that were found after the crisis" the man in the labcoat asked

"He won't find out, he's a damn goldback corn muncher, besides, they aren't people, will be here soon to pick them up" he replied "They've been unconscious for quite some time. Call me when they wake up" he replied, exiting the room "Actually, it's been a few hours, we'll get lunch, my treat." he said, popping his head back into the room

"...ok" the man in the labcoat replied as the two exited the room, the door closing, the lights dimming and an electronic beep being heard, waking up the mewman woman.

"What. what in Skywynne's" she looked over and saw the sizechanger asleep "Hey. are you ok?"

"What, where am I? How did you capture me?" she asked the other woman, she grunted before exhaling

"I'm not going to hurt you. My name's Juno" She explained "Look, I have no idea what any of this is, but we seem to be trapped in a septarian crystal lock, and we're both too weak to transform"

"Your one of them?" she asked

"I…I WAS" Juno sighed "but the toll it takes"

"How many have you killed? How do you know what a Septarian Crystal lock is?"

"You aren't going to believe this, my husband is Septarian, I helped him escape St. Otto's for killing Solaria"

"He- Solaria is dead?"

"Yes, but the Magic High Commission is still alive…." She began to shake before exhaling "They stole my daughter to replace the heir, Eclipsa and another sizechanger had a daughter named Meteora…they crystalized her, and took Festivia"

"...this is alot to take in, If the Magic High Commission are pulling strings I have to get to my generals and make sure they protect my son…"

"What's your son's name?"

"...globgor"

"Wait, I apologize for the lack of formalities your majesty" Juno replied "but we need to protect your Grand-daughter now, and get by my daughter"

"You mean"

"Yes."

The lights turned on again as the door unlocked and two armed guards entered the room before one

"You! You're the one who imprisoned us, are you working for the Magic High Commission?" The Sizechanger asked

"Working for? I'm Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon you freaks!" Mcmahon replied "I'm the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment!"

"World Wrestling Entertainment?" Juno asked slightly confused

"Do you Mewni corn munchers not get cable, WWE, you two are about to be employed!" Mcmahon explained

"Employed? You imprisoned us!" The Sizechanger replied

"I didn't imprison you, the vice president of the united states did, he was going to kill you both" Mcmahon replied "But…this seemed like a better option with Saturn Butterfly and Taker's little feud going on…"

"United States? Wait, this second in command was going to kill us, but you're giving us an out as gladiators?" Juno asked

"Paid Gladiators." Mcmahon explained

"I am the queen-" The sizechanger looked at the armed guards with advanced weaponry she'd never seen, then at juno who gritted her teeth and whispered "Play along, we'll find the kids"

"...Mr. Mcmahon, you have a deal" She sighed

"Perfect, lift the omniglass prism!" Mcmahon said

"One question, who's Saturn Butterfly?" Juno asked

"You'll meet him"

"Him?"

The camera cut to Saturn driving into a graveyard before parking, The Undertaker standing infront of a tied up Loona and Jumpsteady.

"Mark, Let them go, we can settle things in the ring" Saturn replied

"I would like my soldier back then" Undertaker replied

"Toffee is his own man" Saturn explained

"I unthawed his daughter, the deal was he will help me for his daughter's freedom" Taker explained

"Where is she then?" Toffee asked

"She's at the monster temple" Saturn replied "I bought her dinner and stopped her from being attacked by some humans"

"I see" Toffee nodded " , a deal is a deal"

"And I respect that, I'll see you at work" Saturn replied "Now let them go"

The Undertaker nodded, and let the hellhound and Jumpsteady go, the imps embracing Loona

"...You're off the hook, and if anyone tries to kill Festivia we'll make sure it's quick and painless" Blitzo explained

"Blitz" Millie said

"We won't kill Festivia" Blitzo replied, opening a portal and the four of them exiting

"...Thank you" Jumpsteady said, Saturn opening a portal

"I'll see you at the gathering" Saturn said, Jumpsteady nodding and leaving as his phone rang

"It's Vince" Saturn replied

"Saturn! I've signed two new Mewni's that Anthony had locked in the basement, they need a place to stay."

"Sir i'm crashing at princess Twilight's I don't think I can"

"Sparkle said it was ok" Mcmahon said "Look, kid if you do this for me i'll give you a match with Orton at the next payperview"

"...Ok, I have to set up my tailgate party tonight, maybe they can help"

"You're a cowboy's fan?"

"I'm a packer's guy"

"Ew….oh well, I'll see you soon"

HOLY, NOW THAT'S A CHAPTER, JUNO AND QUEEN MUNA ARE NOT MINE, BUT NEITHER IS ANYONE BUT SATURN AND A FEW SIDE CHARACTERS, PLEASE SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS AND SUCH, THIS IS JUST A FUN SIDE PROJECT.

NOW, HOW WILL THIS TAILGATE TURN OUT? READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT, MUCH LOVE!