Chapter 1: Pony Princesess Ruleing Castles Welcome To My World Of Fun.

i oppened my eyes to the beaming light of the rising sun as i craned my head and neck upwards to see nothing but vast forests all around myself as i then began to steady myself on my four hooves as i start to think to myself i currently only know three things, 1 i am a male pegisai of 25 years of age 2 my name is DSM and 3 there is this voice in the back of my mind allthough i can't seem to understand a word its saying. and then i was caught by suprise when a purple alicorn walked over towards me looking at the ground with a confuesed exspresion on her face, then i began to look as well, an it seemed that me and the other pony had the same idea, 9 different seals around me. a star, some balloons, a rainbow lightning bolt coming out of a cloud, some apples, some diamonds, some butterflies, a crown with a sun symbol,
a crown with a cresent moon symbol & the last one looked scratched out. and thats when the purple pony retreived 8 locks of hair and 9 blood viles with only one that wasn't full, the first lock was undoubtably her own, and the second was pink with the third being blue and the fourth was orange with the fith being white and the sixth being yellow and the seventh being a rainbow collorization with the eighth being a darker blue than the third one, and thats when the purple pony cut a small lock of my golden yellow and cyan blue mane and then proceeded to stick me with a needle atached to the nineth blood vile retreiveing some of my blood. and then she began dipping each lock of hair in there respective blood vile and then put them on top of there respective seal as then to my great releif i found i could finally move out of said seal safe to say i was a verry happy and hungry pony if my short lived happy dance and then fiercely grumbleing stomach where any indication, "well somone seems to be happy please forgive me for not introduceing myself i am princess of friendship Twilight Sparckle." said the pony i now know as Twilight Sparckle "thanks Sparckles." i said to the purple alicorn princess before i spread my wings and flew off, did i really just say that ugh i'm to absolutley fucking hangry for this shit, i think to myself right as i land in front of some place called sugar cube corner where there was a pink earth pony there whaiting to take other pony's orders, so my hangry ass decided ah fuck it and took a seat. and then the pink earth pony came to me and asked "hello there and welcome to sugar cube corner i'm Pinkamina Dian Pie aka Pinkie Pie and i'm awhaiting your order! f y i today's special is a chocolate muffin!" exclaimed the pony i now knew as Pinkie Pie and i automaticly knew my answere.
"chocolate muffin please and thank you mam!" thats when Pinkie wrote down my order and then whent to serve the other ponies and then go and make the food and then come back out with all of the orders includeing mine. "one chocolate muffin sir." said Pinkie as she handed me my muffin. "acually mis pie i would rather you not call me sir, oh i know how about a sufix thats neither too formal nore not formal at all like DSM San, yeah thats actually way better than sir no ofense ofcourse, oh and you can keep the change Pinkie Chan." i said as i somehow on reflex created bits from nothing and sat them down on the table as i flew off again chocolate fuffin in hoof until i smelled the smell of apples of in the distance. so increeseing my flight speed until i could see what looked like a farm with one orange earth pony, one red earth pony and a green earth pony all bucking the trees there with their back hooves until apples fell from them, so collor me intrested cause i wanted to try it out to. so haveing practickly inhaled my chocolate muffin i got from Pinkie Chan i finally toutched down found the biggest tree there and gave it one hell of a hearty buck causeing all of the apples to fall from the tree and the surounding shockwave to do the same to all of the nearby trees. "aw hell yeah! DSM 100 apple trees 0!" i exclaimed be'n hellah proud of myself as the red and green earth ponies where mouth a gape at my show of streangth meenwhile the orange earth pony began walking towards me before saying "that was insane what you just gone and did there, oh pardon me and my lack of manors the names Apple Jack and those two over there are my big brother and little sister Big Macintosh and Apple Bloom, say how did you get so good at apple bucking, 4 or 5 more of those and we'll be set for all of the next winter and more." said the orange earth pony who i now knew was named Apple Jack to witch i just bucked preciceley 5 more trees with the same thing as before happening shockwaves and all thanked her for the opertunity then spread my wings and took of once more however as i picked up speed and altitude i failed to notice a blue pegasis with a rainbow mane and tail flying right at me, so as you could probably imagine i barely had time enough to yell "OH SHIIIIIT!" before it was lights out for the both of us, oh bother.

Chapter 1 End.