Previously, on Hitlertheduck:

The Brown M&M held her stomach before dramatically saying "I'm pregnant, and you're the father!"

Pikachu was shocked at this revelation before yelling "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The Joker sat at his table and said "it's simple, we kill the Batman."

One of his henchmen asked "and how do we do that?"

"With this" said the Joker confidently before plopping his 18-inch cock on the table.

The rest of the boys clapped at the genius of their boss.

….

"I'm going to kill you" said Homelander to the Nesquik Bunny.

"But how are you going to kill me when I am you?" asked the Nesquik mascot.

Homelander then looked in the mirror and realized he was actually a brown furry bunny with a dangerous addiction to Nesquik this entire time.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" yelled Homelander/The Nesquik Bunny

"I've made up my mind, I'm joining the military" said the military soldier.

The Colonel said "but how are you supposed to join the military when you're just a loaf of bread?"

The loaf of bread stood there in all his golden brown glory before saying "I'll think of something."

Every single girl in the Marvel universe had their hands on their bellies before saying in unison "we're all pregnant, and you're the father!"

Guy Fieri was stunned by this revelation before yelling "GUY FIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Superman was in the Daily Planet and said "I've lost my superpowers. How do I get them back?"

Perry White stood there and said "the only way to get your powers back is by giving God a blowjob."

"How do I do that?" asked Superman.

"How the fuck should I know? I'm a newspaper salesman, not a cosmic deity"

….

Sherlock Holmes exclaimed "it was you! You were the killer all along!?"

"Um, yeah? Did you actually bother listening when I told you my name?" said Shootey McStabberson.

"So they call you Hitler, but how come I've never seen you hit anyone?" asked Anne Frank

Hitler put on his boxing gloves and said "just give it a minute."

Spider-Man confronted Black Cat in their apartment as he said "the time has come for me to reveal my true identity!"

Black Cat shook with excitement as Spider-Man removed his mask in front of her.

Black Cat then stared in disbelief at what she was seeing. After a while, she said "hey! Robbie Rotten!?"

Robbie stood where Spider-Man used to be and said "who did you expect? Sportaflop?"

And now for the thrilling conclusion to the story-

Mario and Luigi were now at 7/11 and were ready to purchase some snacks. "Hey Luigi, what do you want?"

Luigi said "I'll take some Funions"

Mario said "great, so I guess I'll have some Doritos."

The two brothers then purchased their snacks and went home.

The End