This takes 1 year after The Owl House - Watching and Dreaming. Luz and Amity are going to have their wedding; And Vee brings in an ordained minister that seems to know her past. And this minister seems to have a bunch of secrets that could ruin the wedding itself. Or create a wedding that no-one will ever forget.
[] 8am Blight Manor []
Amity was in her bedroom, pacing back and forth. Today is her wedding day and like most brides; nervous as hell. Not so much about marrying her once enemy, now friend and lover. But considering everything that has happened, she was most worried about if her mother Odilia would show up; and try to ruin her special day. The door opens and her older siblings, Emira and Edric Blight, in their matching jade green pajamas; would greet their worried sister. "Hey there sis, hope you're not still mad at us for what happened last night." Edric tried to calm sis as apparently their attempts at setting up bachelorette parties; didnt go so well.
Amity in her lilac and dark purple pajamas; huffed at her brother and sister. "Oh thanks for nearly melting me out of embarrassment!" Emira would do her best to try and calm her sister. "Well once again, I'm sorry for booking the entertainment for your engagement party. And so is Edric as well. We honestly didn't know when searching for entertainment in the human realm."
[] Flashback: Midnight - Blight Manor Main Hall []
There would be a bunch of ladies including Lilith, Amity's teacher; were awaiting the entertainment behind the makeshift stage and curtain. Amity heard that Emira brought in a group called 'Thunder from Down Under'. So she thought a wizard act performing magic acts. Nothing sinister going on with this act. Behind the curtain, the Aussies, in their wizard outfits; would hear the ladies from behind the curtain; and Andy took a deep breath before pumping himself up. "Are you sure about this mates? I hear these lasses are cosplayers." Jeff would stretch his body, before patting Andy's back gently. "No worst than the old birds (women) in the states. Besides were getting paid big for a private show." Andy nods as the manager would greet the lads.
"Alright lads (The manager was in a white wizards outfit with a matching black cone hat), time to show these lasses how we perform down under!" The boys cheered as the Emira would come out on stage. "Alright everyone, this is my baby sis last day as a free woman! (She heard the chuckles and laughter, and seeing her sis pout playfully.) So I bring you an act from Australia, The Thunder from Down Under!" As she got off stage and was next to sis, the curtain would rise and the ladies would see seven men in matching blue wizard outfits.
The men would pull out their wands, and wave them in the air. They would make a chant of an 'spell'. "Experium Erotica!" Soon the Aussies would rip their wizard outfits; revealing their hard built abs and blue Speedos. As the lads would dance, Amity hid her face; while the other lasses, including Emira and Lilith, head to the stage. Amity used that time to hide in the closet and stayed there until the show was over.
[] Flashback Ends []
Amity would poke Emira's belly as she was still pissed. "I hope you're happy by what you and Edric did to me and mi Amor (Lover)!" Edric chuckled as he had to apologize once again. "Sis, I'm sorry for booking the entertainment for Luz. I honestly didn't know that Chip en Dales is the same as Thunder from Down Under. (He chuckled as he would show his sis a video.) Knowing you might freak out, have to show you what happened during your event." Amity laughed, seeing Emira took off her dress; tossing it to the stage, as she was in just her bra and panties. She was acting like a caged cat in heat. "Well sis, I guess you booked the entertainment for yourself, selfish!" Emira's eyes widened as she didn't know that she was videotaped. She glared at her brother and would chase him out. "Sorry Sis! I didn't know!" Emira was pissed as she wanted to kill her brother. "When I catch you, I'll make sure you'll never videotape again!"
Amity realized that she was no longer nervous, as she would walk down the hallway and she saw her dad, Alador Blight. He was in his midnight blue pajamas, as he would walk up to hug his baby. "Oh Amity, hope the twins didn't cause too much trouble." Amity smiled as she was thankful her father is alive and well for her big day. "Oh nothing too bad. Though I do have to ask, do people get nervous at a wedding? (She was poking her index fingers rapidly) Not that me and Luz won't have a great marriage, but still what will happen if..." He would place his finger on her lips as he knew that feeling. "Sweetie, everyone gets nervous before a wedding. It's natural to think of the worst. But when you walk down the aisle and see your beloved; you'll be crying for joy. (He laughed as his wedding to Odalia was more of a torture chamber.) As for me, I wished I had the moxie to leave Odalia before I said I do to her."
Amity knew who he was referring to and would breath a sigh of relief knowing Luz was the complete opposite of her mother. But she had to ask one question. "So dad, what are the things you need for a happy marriage?" He would take her downstairs to the closet and when he opened the door; he gasped as apparently the closet is full of abomination goo. "Uh...sweetie, what happened here?" He would pull out a box, but also her bridal dress to which was messed up. Amity saw the dress and gasped. "Oh no no no, my Luz will kill me! I was supposed to be the bride and Luz as the groom! (Now she was panicking, nearly ripping her hair off.) What to do! She is going to not marry me now!" He would hold her as he would poke her nose gently. "Breathe Amity, I call her and tell her what happened. Part of being in a marriage is to tell the other something happened. (He chuckled) Most of the time is bad, but you have to understand your partner won't kill you for something like this." Amity calmed down and looked at her hand; which has her engagement ring (which has to my only love on it.) . She smiled as she would hug her dad. "Thank you! Lets clean up this mess and tell Luz the truth!" At least for the moment, Amity would clean up her mess and would not have to worry too much for now.
[] 9am - The Owl House []
Like Amity, Luz was pacing back and forth in the living room, as she was in her Azura pajamas. She was experiencing like all partners, wedding nerves to the tenth degree. King would get on top of Luz and slaps her face. "Calm down Luz! You're going to dig a trench in the living room." Luz felt the slap and that brought her to her senses. "Thanks King. (She would hug her titan friend as she would see her mom walking towards her.) Hola mama! Sorry for acting nervous; just with the wedding a few hours away and..." Camila would nod and would hug her daughter. "Oh you were just like me, when I was in your shoes. Just waiting for the moment to walk down that aisle. To see my beloved eyes', seeing me as we would exchange vows. (Camila teared up as she knew that her beloved isn't here to see their daughter get married. To her surprise, Luz would wipe her tears as she knew that was another reason for her worries.) Gracias hija (thank you daughter)" Luz nods as she would hug her mother some more. "I'm sorry mama. It's just that today, I wished that he would be here to walk with me down the aisle." Camila nods as she would wipe her daughters tears. "It's okay, you have a big family that will be there to support you all the way."
As the two have their moment, Eda would come down in a white bathrobe. Luz hid her eyes, fearing that she would be naked. "Eda! Why a bathrobe?" Eda chuckled as she twirled around in it. "Oh this thing, relax kiddo I'm not naked, just goofing about, since you were acting like a nervous worm." Camila shook her head in disbelief, but understood her concerns. "Don't worry, my baby is fine. Once the wedding is over, I'll be the one worrying about whether I'll have grandkids." Luz puffed as she would pout. "Mom! We haven't even thought of having kids. Besides I already have enough worries with one in-law." Eda sighed as she knew who Luz was referring to. "Hey, don't worry about that tubby bitch. Besides, she'll have to go through an army to stop your wedding." Luz laughed and that brought a smile to her face. "Thanks Eda, needed that laugh." Eda smiled as she would walk over to hug her favorite student (Carefully since she has a hook). "Don't worry, at least it won't be as bad as your bachelorette's party."
[] Flashback: Midnight - The Owl House []
Everyone (by means of Eda's lady friends and Camilia) was in the basement as it seemed to be the perfect spot, a private stage. Behind the curtain, the Chippendales were getting ready for a private show. And sitting by the stage, Eda was hugging her favorite student Luz; to whom is having her last day of freedom. Luz was a bit nervous, but was reassured by Eda. "Don't worry kiddo, the entertainment set up by Edric, is a musical group from your realm." Luz nods, but had a thought. "Wait, how did they cross realms?" Eda would answer "Probably blindfolded the group and told them a bunch of lies. (She chuckled) Anywho, by tomorrow you'll be 'entertaining' your new partner." She grinned as she hoped Luz got the just of her message. "Eda! (Luz blushed as she couldn't believe what she said.) I'm not thinking about that about my sweet potato." Eda smirked as Luz couldn't lie to save her life with her flushed face.
A moment later, Edric would appear on stage as he would introduce the group. "Hello everyone, and welcome to the Luz's last day before she becomes my third favorite sister. (Luz chuckled as he was right about that one. "Thanks Bro!" ) Anyway, from the land of America, they call themselves Chip En Dales!" As the curtain rises, Luz would see one young man with a top hat, suit and tie, holding a microphone. "Is the bride to be here?" Everyone pointed to Luz, as Eda would gladly bring her on the stage. "Eda, what's going on?" Luz thought it was going to be a magic trick. But the young man saw the chair pulled up and would allow her to sit. "What is your name young lady?" Luz smiled as she couldn't believe what was happening. "I'm Luz Noceda!" He smiled as he would lift his hat and give her a bouquet of flowers. "Do not worry, tonight will be a night you'll never forget." She blushed as she was not a straight lesbian; But rather an bi-sexual. She thought this would be something sweet, but as the curtain rises, there were seven more guys dressed like the young man. When she saw them, she thought she would be in magic heaven. "Is this magic fellas?" The group chuckled as they nod and proclaim... "We can make magic, like a disappearing act!"
Luz was curious, and when the music starts, the guys tossed their hats and tear off their suits, revealing their well-built frames. To say Luz couldn't get more red faced is an understatement. The crowd, basically ladies were cheering like wild animals; seeing them perform in front of the lucky bachelorette. Eda in particular who wanted to get on stage; But was mobbed by her 'friends'. "Hey hey, one at a time, I was hear first!' Luz didn't shy away, but had to say to herself. "This is a test by Amity's brother and sister. This is a test by Amity's brother and sister! I'll kill them both later for this." Five minutes into the show, Raine came down to see the craziness and saw a group of men dancing in front of Luz. But also saw Eda cheering them on; so he decided to get on stage to crash the party. Eda saw Raine and couldn't believe what he was doing here. "Hey Raine, what gives?" The Chippendales looked on as Raine would look at Eda, before ripping his shirt in front of her; and Eda couldn't help but smile and leaped onto her lover. Luz escaped the stage as Eda took over as the lucky girl.
[] Flashback Ends []
Luz shook her head and still couldn't believe what happened. "Remind me to noogie my brother and sister in laws after the wedding." Eda chuckled as she hugged Luz one more time. "Alright Kiddo, lets see that tuxedo of yours. Still can't believe you won the right to be the groom." Camila pouted as she chimed in. "I really wanted you to be the bride. You picked out a stunning dress too." Luz knew this would be a lingering topic; and had to chime in. "Mom we agreed that on the marriage I'll be the groom. But when we renew our vows, I'll be the bride, promise. (As she would go to the closet to check on her tuxedo, she gasped and covered her mouth and nose.) What the!" Her tuxedo was covered in vomit and there was no time to clean it. Camila gasped as she couldn't believe what happened and would hug her baby. "Are you alright miha (dear)" Luz panicked as she knew this was bad. "Oh no no no! Not today of all days! Amity is going to kill me!" Camila knew that reaction as her wedding day had a few hiccups as well.
Just as Luz was frantically pacing up and down the living room back and forth again; Willow and Hunter would arrive. "Hello!" Both said as they saw Luz walking back and forth. Hunter Noceda (Adopted by Camila during the brief stay at the human realm) came up to his sister. "Hey sis, what's wrong? (Luz looked at him and pretty much told him everything. He chuckled as he would pinch her cheeks gently.) Don't worry sis, things can be fixed. Besides, today should be a great day for you and Amity. No day is ever perfect without a few hiccups." He chuckled as he should know quite well. Willow would walk over and give Luz a hug as well. "Luz, you're the most optimistic person I've ever known. I'm sure your wedding will be alright." Luz smiled as she now noticed her brother in a suit; with the Azura pin. "Wait, why are you dressed like my dad brother?" Hunter smiled as he would scratch his head gently. "Well sis, I know that dad is not here to walk you down the aisle. So how about I walk you down the aisle in his honor." Luz shed a tear, before hugging him. "Thank you mi hermano! (my brother)" He smiled and hugged back "No problem sis."
Willow looked over at the tuxedo, before lifting her hand and with her plant magic, a group of vines would snatch the tuxedo and bury it deep underground. She would ask the obvious question. "What the heck happened at your party Luz?" Luz shook her head in disbelief. "I don't know. The last thing I remember was cursing out my future brother and sister in Spanish; before heading to my room for the night. Maybe a party guest got wasted and mistaken the closet for the bathroom." She sighed as she knew this was the last thing she wanted to happen on her day. Willow looked at her and would give her cellphone to Luz. "Call Amity, I'm sure she'll understand about the situation." Luz nods, but just as she was about to call; her cellphone would ring. "What the? (She saw on the caller ID and it was Amity.) "Oh no! (Luz took a deep breath before answering.) Morning sweet potato (Yes, that is Luz's pet name for Amity.) Ready for our big day?"
It was a video call, considering that they couldn't physically be there due to wedding rules. Amity sound nervous, and she could hear it from Luz as well. Both chuckled as they would say the following: "I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING" Both laughed as they would tell what happened. "Luz, my bridal gown is ruined!" Luz would follow and saying: "Sweet potato, my tuxedo is ruined!" Both laughed as Amity would breathe a sigh of relief. "Wow, our siblings did a number on us!" Luz could only smile as she would agree. "Yea, I hope they don't understand Spanish. Because I did call them fucking idiots! (malditos idiotas)" Amity laughed as she couldn't believe that sharp tongue from her lover; At least when speaking of course. But had to tell her the good news. "Well I do have a tuxedo on hand. So I could walk out as the groom; while I assume you'll be the blushing bride."
Luz smiled, but noticed her mother behind her with the biggest grin on her face. "Sweet potato, can't we try and arrange something else?" Amity giggled as she could see her soon to be mother-in-law. "Hola mama!" Camila smiled as she would wave back. "Hola la nuera (daugher in law) And I know you'll like the bridal gown Luz picked out." Luz couldn't believe her mother as she had to reassure Amity. "Sweetie, its nothing that special of a gown. And..." Amity giggled as she was enjoying this moment. "Aww, I rarely see you dress up as a girl. And don't worry, it's one time before I'll take care of that dress." She winked as it was known to make Luz Blush. "Sweet Potato, my mom is still there!" Camila shook her head, before placing her hands on her daughter's shoulders. "As long as I'm not there for what you two are about to do; I'm fine with it." Both Amity and Luz blushed as they couldn't believe what they heard; but Luz would smile and wave to her beloved. "Alright sweet potato, I'll be the blushing bride. But promise not to melt when you see me walk down the aisle." Amity grinned as she would cross her fingers. "I promise not to go wild for your bridal gown, adios!" Luz smiled as Willow would pat her back gently. She would grin as she was curious about the dress. "Say Luz, what does your dress look like?" Luz blushed before taking her upstairs; as she would need to get ready to head to the wedding venue.
[] What happened to Luz's Tuxedo?: 1:30am []
Camila was enjoying the bachelorette party; but may have partake of too many drinks. Especially the ones Eda keeps giving her. "Come on girl, one ore drink before you'll add another daughter to your family." Camila wanted to say something, but felt her tummy rumble; and with no time, she rushed to the nearest door; opens it and threw up. "¿Qué diablos bebí? (What the hell did i drink?)" She would grab what she thought was a towel; in this case a tuxedo, and places it on the bottom of the closet. Before she could answer her own question; she threw up again. This time she threw up alot, before wobbling back and held by Eda. Eda smirked and pats her back gently. "Alright party mom, time to wash up!" Camila nods, as she had no idea what she done.
[] 3 Hours Later (12 noon - Grom Tree []
The wedding would take place not too far from Hexside School of Magic and Demonics. It's what many call the Grom Tree. Five years ago, Luz and Amity would attend Grom. But unlike prom in the human realm; Grom has a few different rules. For one, if you are chosen as Grom king or queen; you face the Grometheus the Fear Bringer, a monster that has the ability to transform into a person's worst fears and lives below the school, which a chosen student must fight every year. (Owlhousewiki) Amity was chosen to be queen, but Luz took her place. Each would face their fears and face the Grometheus monster. That what started their blossoming relationship; no pun intended, as the tree is created from defeating the monster. Its only fitting that it would come full circle for them to get married here.
Amity would be at a separate tent as she would be there with her brother and sister; making final preparations. "How long before I can stop sweating bullets?" Emira would hug her baby sister as she would comb her hair. "Don't worry, within minutes you'll be hugging and kissing your beloved. (She giggled) At least your marriage won't be as bad. Plus you'll have an mother in law that actually likes us." Edric would chime in as well "I think that alone will make up the first 14 years of torture by you know who..." Amity smiled, but needed four items. "Lets see, something new is my tuxedo. But I need something old, borrowed, and blue." Alador, her father would give her a special item. "Well to fill all three, this blue pendant was my mothers. (It's an Oval Blue Sapphire and Diamond Halo Pendant Necklace 14k Rose Gold (6.40ct). ) She told me one day to pass it to my beloved. (He sighed) But mom saw one look at Odalia; and told me to save it for the first of kin to get married."
Amity started to cry as she never got a chance to see her grandma in law. Would have saved her at least 10 years of misery. "Thank you dad. (She puts on the necklace; before putting on her Grom tiara.) At least I know your mom is watching me and won't judge me for who I'm marrying." He smiled as he would hug his baby.
In another tent, not too far from the first tent; Luz would be on a chair, getting her hair done by Willow. She smiled as she would see Vee and Masha come in. "Sister Vee, Masha you made it! Vee smiled, as she had a stunning light gold bridesmaids dress. " Sorry I'm late, was speaking to the minister about security for you know who. (She chuckled) But he reassured me that things will be alright." Masha smiled, in their bridesmaids gown; as they would wrap their arms around Vee; before looking at Luz. "Well, at least this will be one wedding I look forward to." Luz smiled, as she did a twirl of her red Flamenco dress; with her Grom tiara as well. The wedding dress Luz is wearing, is an Marsala colored gown with a flamenco inspired design, custom made by Flor Perla, a famous Los Angeles designer. ( Weddingchicks) The dress has roses on the arms and on the bottom of the dress; more of a mermaid type of wedding dress; yet has a Spanish flair to excite the lovers.
Camila saw her baby enjoy her dress, as she started to cry again. Luz noticed and rushed to her. "Mama, don't cry. I'm happy about this day as well." Camila smiled, but couldn't help herself cry some more. "I'm sorry miha, but I know your brother hunter will walk you down the aisle." Before she could finish, Luz would reassure her with one more hug. "I know mama! I wished he would be here to give me one more set of advice." Camila nods as she would give her something. "Your father wanted me to give this to you as something old, blue, and borrowed." She would give her daughter an Azura book. "Mom! (Luz smiled, but noticed the 'book' is not a book. But an case for something special.
She gasped as it was an (KnBoB Necklace Hollow Teardrop Shape Pendant Bridal Jewelry Necklace with Blue Tanzanite.) Mama!" She cried and hugged her mama, as the teardrop is an reminder of her father's main character: Azura. Camila smiled as she knew it would mean a lot to her baby. "He knew one day when you walk down that aisle, this would always tell you that he's there, no matter what." Everyone shed a tear, as this moment was precious.
One hour later, the guests would arrive by the Grom Tree. Many of the guests are from Hexside School and The University of Wild Magic. Basically, most of Amity and Luz's friends would be there for the big day. By the Grom Tree is an archway of red roses and violet flowers. In the center is an altar, along with a red carpet to be the setup for the wedding. When the guests finally settle in, the Hexside band would start playing wedding music. As the music played, the Bat Queen's children would sprinkle pink rose petals on the carpet.
As the music continues, Amity in her tuxedo would come out first. She would be led down the altar with her father Alador. As she would look at the altar ahead, she had a smile on her face. But inside, she was still nervous and thought to herself. "Just relax Amity, you won't be the only one a nervous wreck." Alador knew what his baby was going through; but had to shed a tear of happiness. Considering all that she went through in her life; this is the day that she'll be truly happy.
Once Amity was at the altar, the band would start to play 'here comes the bride'. Luz hesitated as she heard the music. But she had her hand held by her brother Hunter; who wanted to reassure her that things are okay. "Don't worry sis, you're not the only one nervous. Just relax, he's there with you." He means her father, and when she heard that; she would hug him. "Gracias mi hermano" She smiled before both of them would walk down the aisle.
As Luz would walk, everyone gasped, seeing her in her stunning wedding gown. It was a rarity to see Luz dress up and it was a site to behold. Amity who was at the altar, saw her lover and couldn't help but blush like a cherry. "This is why I wanted you to be the groom! My Latina lover is as they say muy caliente (very hot)! Oh I wished there was no one there. I can do so much with you right now!" She thought to herself as she had to compose herself. As Luz got closer, she had a smile on her face, knowing that everything is alright. "Well dad, you're about to gain a new daughter. And I'm about to say I do to the woman I love with all my heart and soul."
Once Amity and Luz were at the altar, a ball of blue flames would emerge; and the minister would appear in a white cloak and gold trimming. He is wearing a light blue mask with a yellow star on the forehead of the mask. Once he removed the mask, everyone would see an African American with hazel eyes; and a small scar on the left side near his eye. Amity and Luz were surprised to see another human in the demon realm. Lilith saw him and turn her face away; to hide her blushed face from hooty. But Camila stood up as she recognized him. "Jeremy Faust! (She looked at him and had to be sure of her convictions.) Are you really him?"
Luz gasped as she heard from her mother years ago; about a ordained minister missing without a trace. Before she could ask her mom, he would smile and address the crowd. "I guess stalling won't do much good. Yes I am Jeremy Faust; and to say my arrival here at the Boiling Isles wasn't exactly by choice." Luz would look at him and asked him a question. "Did you found a portal somewhere else and arrived here by accident?" He shook his head no and would reply. "My arrival here was long before yours Luz." She couldn't believe what he said and had to ask. "How did you arrive here? And how can you perform magic?"
He smirked as he would tell his story. "I'll make this short and sweet, about ten years ago, I was at the chapel performing weddings. (He chuckled) Now at that time, I just recently got out of jail for fraud and setting up illegal gambling halls. (Lilith thought to herself "Oh great, another Eda in the making") However, when I heard that 'ordained' ministers would make tons of money officiating weddings; I said to myself why not. And it was great until that fateful night, as I was setting up for a wedding, an weird rift opened up behind me. Now being a fan of science fiction, I couldn't believe that something like this would happen. I took a cellphone pic, before noticing an light pinkish/reddish reptilian type of creature." Vee gasped as she knew the rest of the encounter. Amity would ask him a question. "So you saw an Basilisk right in front of you?"
He nods and continued the story. "Well, I couldn't believe what I saw. But what was even crazier, is that the tear was still open; and the reptilian would speak to me. 'Who are you? Are you with Belos?' She asked me, guessing with my attire I was with this Belos fella. But told her my name, and that I wasn't with Belos. I thought we were making progress, when green tentacles appeared, grabbing both of us. (He could still hear her struggle to this day; as he was trying to break free himself.) 'Let go, save yourself!' She told me. But I was in the same boat as her. I said no matter what, we'll get through this. I saw a rare smile from her, before the tentacles pull me into the rift; and that was it." Everyone nods, but Luz would ask one more question. "How did you survive Belos, and the Isles?" He smirked as even he couldn't believe what had happened to him. "Lets just say luck was on my side. Although, to say I'm still standing here is a miracle in itself.
[] Flashback - Belos Dungeon 10 years ago []
Jeremy would look around and saw that he was no longer in Connecticut. He found himself in a castle; and given the conditions, something he would rather not be in. He seen enough horror movies to know when to get the fuck out of here. But before he could even have a chance to make a move; Belos stood over him in his mask. He looked at the weird human, and thought it was weird for someone to be in his portal. But maybe he thought he found an ally, given the attire the human was wearing. "I hope the creature didn't hurt you too badly?" Jeremy saw his friend restrained and being led to a cage; along with what was a group of reptilians. He knew right now saving his friend was out of the question; given his environment. "No sir, but I would like to know where I am?" Belos looked at him and picked him up. "I guess you were surveying the other side." Jeremy was confused by what he said. Even the reptilians were just as confused by Belos comments. But Jeremy had to keep calm and play along. "Yea, but I need to get back shortly." Belos would give him a bird like mask and take him away. Jeremy turned his head to see his friend one more time, before being led away.
[] Flashback ends []
Jeremy sighed, before Vee would come up and would speak. "At that time, I thought all humans were nothing more than vicious creatures themselves. But IV (The one Jeremy befriended) saw a good person out of Jeremy. We were hoping and praying one day that he would find us and rescue him. (She chuckled) Although to answer Luz's question about the magic; (She chuckled) I say more of bad luck/good luck at the same time, right Jeremy?" He smirked as he knew this was something he'll never forget. "Alright, to make this short, I never trusted this Belos fella (Everyone nods) Even as a conman, I knew when to get the fuck out of a bad situation. Only one problem, I hadn't had anything to eat in a while and I was thirsty. So I sneaked back into the dungeon and noticed an weird bottle of yellow elixir. Thirsty and desperate, I drank the elixir and made a horrible mistake." Vee would chime in. "Turns out that 'elixir' is siphoned concentrated magic essence. And I thought he died from him drinking it."
Jeremy would finish the story as he would hug Vee. "Thank you Vee, but I'll finish up the last part of the story. (She smiled and would return to her seat.) After foolishly drinking the elixir, I thought I died. But I was greeted by two gentlemen who were quite friendly. I believe their names were Gilbert and Harvey.." Before he continued, Willow would interrupt him. "Wait...you mean? (She would run up and hug Jeremy tightly) I thank you very much!" Jeremy smiled, but was gasping for air. "Okay, I appreciate the hug, but a bit tight." She smiled as she still couldn't believe it. Amity would ask her friend "Willow, what's with the hug?" Willow would smile and would hug Jeremey again, gently this time. "He's the one who officiated my parents!" Everyone gasped as they couldn't believe it.
Jeremy pouted as he wanted to tell the story. "Uh I thought I was telling the story. (Willow giggled as she couldn't help herself) Any way, these nice gentlemen would patch me up and I found out they were witches. Any who, I obviously didn't have any money to pay them. But they asked me if I could get them married. Now clearly I had no problem with getting anyone hitched. Only thing, needed a disguise to keep you know who from ripping my head off; hence my baby blue mask to conceal my identity. (Everyone smiled as they were impressed by the story. But story time was over and was time to get the wedding started.) Alright, lets get this witches hitched, so they won't get ditched!" Everyone laughed as he was about to start, when a certain person crashes the wedding. "STOP THIS ABOMINATION!"
Luz and Amity gasped as Odalia is there, and clearly pissed off. Jeremy thought to himself as he knew this will go well. "Another abomination in-law to ruin the fun. Oh this one is going to be fun. Mom told me there would be days like this." Odalia marched down the carpet as she would vent out her frustrations towards the couple. "Its bad enough my daughter had to betray me. But for her to marry that bitch (referring to Luz); that's where I draw the line!" Camila wanted to kill Odalia for insulting her daughter; but Jeremy shook his head no. Clearly he knew how to handle these situations. Plus he glanced at Amity and knew she was more than qualified for that task. Amity glared at her mom and she would marched up towards her face. "LIKE YOU'RE BETTER MOM! You didn't give a damn about our family! You wanted to sell us out, so you can let Belos continue to rule; and to be his personal cum dumpster! I love my friends, I love my father and siblings, and MOST OF ALL, I LOVE MY LATINA MAMACITA! And no-one will stop this wedding, UN PERRA GORDA! (Fat Bitch!)" Odalia blinked as clearly she didn't know what she said. "What did you say to me Amity?" Amity glared as she would say it again with gusto. "YOU FAT BITCH!" She slaps her mother's face hard, stunning her in the process. The crowd gasped as even they felt that slap. She headed back to the altar, getting that monkey off her back. Camila smiled as she couldn't be more happier. "That's my daughter in law!"
Even Luz couldn't believe what Amity did; and would soon wrap her arms around her sweet potato. "That was wonderful Amity!" Amity smiled, but that was short lived as Odalia sent an abomination, with an sharp scythe towards them. The two didn't had time to react; but Jeremy leaped over them, as he pressed his wrist and a metal claw appeared. He would slice the head off the abomination and it turned to goo. Odalia and everyone gasped as they couldn't believe this minister has these powers. "Sorry Odalia, but I won't let you ruin this wedding!" Jeremy glared at her as he had seen a few abomination weddings go terribly wrong. Odalia glared as she would run up towards him. "Fuck you Jeremy!" He pulled out a black and gold glyph and brown vines appear and wrap around Odalia. Soon the vines would put Odalia to a chair; and tie her up.
Odalia was struggling, as she tried to break free. But her insulting mouth was still going strong. "I'm not going to let you marry this couple. I'll be damned if I let this whore, get into my family!" Camila was about to strike her soon to be sister in law. But was held back by Jeremy. He knew that violence would do nothing; and instead would address the angry in law. "Miss Odalia, I find no fault in the young couple. Especially your soon to be daughter in law. I see a proud young lady that would be welcomed in any family. As the comic, Christopher Julius Rock the second would say: 'Whoever you hate will end up in your family!'. So you will sit here, be quiet, and be there for your daughter's wedding! (He took a deep breath, while seeing her struggle.) And Miss Odalia, be thankful that I want a peaceful wedding. Otherwise I would turn away and let your future sister in law; beat you mercifully with her chancla! (Everyone blinked as they didn't know what a chancla was.) Basically a flip flop, similar to you guys and gals using a belt or stick."
They nod and realize what he meant. Camila smiled and hugged Jeremy as she was literally seconds from attacking Odalia. She glared at her soon to be sister, and heads back to her seat. Alador though to himself as he saw the madness "Where was Jeremy when Odalia acted like a bitch!" As Jeremy was about to continue the wedding, he was pulled by Amity and Luz; and heads behind the Grom Tree. Amity looked at that black and gold glyph, and wanted to know the obvious. "Say Jeremy, can we borrow that glyph for..like forever?" He smirked as the glyph would disappear in a blue ball flame. "Not a chance ladies. ("WHY NOT!" Amity and Luz screamed at him.) Well for one, A rare glyph from the black arts. And second, (He would whisper in their ears) was given to me by a dominatrix."
Amity blinked as she whispered to Luz "Sweetie, what's a dominatrix?" Luz blushed as she would whisper back. "You were one sweet potato remember? When I wanted my first time to be special. (Amity nods) You wore leather and had me in chains; as you forced me to be obedient. And (she blushed) took both of my virginities in the process." Amity smirked as she whispered back. "And you were a good girl, listening to your master." He smirked as he couldn't help but chuckle. "Correct definition of an dominatrix; and hence why you won't have this glyph. Besides, it was payment from my last abomination wedding involving her sister and an abomination. Need I say more, I'm thankful she gave me something for future crazy in-laws."
Amity and Luz nods, but still are worried, as Luz would ask for advice. "How can this work out? I mean I can't call you everyday to restrain Odalia." He nods and would give Luz an answer. "Well you can't choose family; But eventually things will work out. I say a kid will calm the waters." Amity glared at him and responds "There is no fucking way that she will be near our baby down the line. Hell would have to freeze over for her to see her grandchild!" He nods as it seems this was not going to be resolved right away. Before he was going to start back the wedding; Luz had one more question. "So how did your hand became a claw? Any glyphs in your sleeve?"
He would unbutton his sleeve and shows them his arm. There, his arm has two glyphs tattooed on it. "Well for starters, I have Hereditary hemochromatosis; meaning I have excess iron in my system. (Both nod as he would continue) When I foolishly drank that elixir, somehow it transformed my disorder into a weapon. The first glyph on my wrist (An circle with an V and a straight through the letter.) Allows me to turn my hands into claws." Amity smiled as she couldn't believe that ability. "Besides clawing through insane in-laws; what else do you use them for?" He smiled and answered "Every week I rock climb with my iron claws." Both girls gasped and Luz would ask. "Why? And to climb without safety gear on these mountains?" He smirked as he would show them his well built frame. "One for clarity, and to keep myself in shape."
Luz and Amity blushed, as they couldn't believe how strong he was. Clearly he was hiding more strength underneath his robes. "Uh Jeremy, (Amity couldn't hide her blushing face) are you single? I could find you someone down the line." Luz saw her face and pouted. "Sweet potato! He's not that handsome." Amity smirked, whispering in her ear. "Says the bisexual whose eyes were on the ministers chest." Luz hid her face out of embarrassment; but Jeremy had to wrap this little chat. "Alright you two, back to your wedding." The ladies nod as they would return to the altar.
As everyone saw the couple return, Odalia still bound by the vines, had to mouth off. "So what did that whore and my daughter do back there?" Jeremy sighed as he would bring back the black and gold glyph. This time to make one more vine turn into a large leaf; to cover her mouth. "Much better. (He could hear her screams muffled as he was thankful for that glyph.) Sorry, the couple needed a time out after the ruckus." Everyone nods, but Edric seemed to be worried about something; and his sister Emira had to ask. "What's wrong bro? Guess we have nothing to worry about." Edric nods, but it was that glyph that worried him. "Yea, thank goodness. (He said out loud, but he seemed to be hiding something.) Damn! Did she give him that glyph after that wedding last year?" He thought to himself.
[] Steve's Bachelor's Party - 1 Year Ago []
Steve, an weapons maker, was going to get married tomorrow. He knew that his future sister-in-law was an dominatrix. And most likely she would bring in her friend, Minx to be the entertainment for a prank. So he asked Edric to take his place; because he didn't want to embarrass his bride or her family. "Edric I owe you big for this!" Edric, who was a bit nervous about the whole thing; had an illusion glyph, so he could look like Steve. But he was his friend and wanted to help out. "No problem buddy, just hide out at the manor until the wedding." Steve nods and leaves. Just as Edric would change, he was grabbed by brown vines, and pulled into a room that looked like a dungeon. A moment later, he was in his underwear and saw the dominatrix crack the whip. She had pink hair, green eyes, and a wicked attitude. "Bark for me dog!" Edric barked, like a scared puppy.
[] Flashback Over []
Edric whimpered from that traumatic experience; but it was time for Amity and Luz to say their vows. Amity would be first, and she was a bit nervous. But felt at ease when her hand was held by her beloved. "Luz, before I met you, I always felt that I had to please my mother. I was obedient, I waa rotten, and I never had a will or a voice for myself. (She started to cry as she looked at Luz.) But when I met you, I saw someone with optimism, bravery, and a lot of boldness. But most important of all, you were the light to my darkness. I did try to snuff it out in the beginning; but overtime, I learned to embrace you and now; (She would wipe a tear) I learned all about love. And I'm happy to say that I Amity Blight want you Luz Noceda to be my beloved bride."
Luz was crying as she was happy to hear her sweet potatoes words. Her tears were wiped away by Amity, as like her, couldn't say a word without shedding tears of joy. "Thank you Amity. (Amity nods) I can't believe that today is the day that I'm here. To say when I arrived here, I had no idea what would , when I met you; I have to agree that I was a bit nervous; when you challenged me to a witches duel. (Amity chuckled as she knew that will be the story to tell their kids one day.) But I knew you weren't so bad; just misunderstood. But after the trip to the library, where I had my first kiss; I didn't know why, but I knew you were the one. (She took a deep breath, before holding her hands.) I know that no matter what happens, I know we will be there for each other. And some day, our kids will know how much we truly feel about each other. (Camila smiled as she was happy to know that one day she'll be a grandma. Odalia thrashed as she wanted to curse out Luz for even mentioning a kid.) And I Luz Noceda want you Amity Blight to be my beloved bride."
Everyone smiled as they would hear the best part of the wedding. Jeremy smiled as he would make this official. "Well besides the bound bundle of fun (Meaning Odalia), does anyone object to the two? Let them speak now or forever hold their peace. (No one objects, to which was a relief.) Okay, the rings please." Gus and King would show up with matching wedding rings. Each were from the Clara Pucci Store a 2.38 ct Brilliant Pear Cut Conflict free Natural Diamond Clarity VS1-VS2 Color G-H 18K White Gold Halo Promise Wedding ring. Amity would place the ring on Luz's finger and vice versa. To them, this was officially their bond to be as one forever.
Jeremy would continue with the procedures. "Do you Luz Noceda, take Amity Blight to be your lawfully wedded partner. To have and to hold, in sickness and in heath, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself solely unto her for as long as you both shall live?" Luz smiled and nods "I do!" Odalia kept trying to break free, trying desperately to stop this moment.
However for her, Jeremy would continue. "Do you Amity Blight, take Luz Noceda to be your lawfully wedded partner. To have and to hold, in sickness and in heath, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself solely unto her for as long as you both shall live?" Amity looked at her mother one last time before having a grin on her face. "I happily Do!" Odalia heard that and to say she wanted to kill her daughter was an understatement. But she was forced to see this wedding through. Jeremy smiled as this was the best part. "By the power invested in me and the Boiling Isles; I now pronounce you partners for life. You may kiss each other." Luz and Amity kiss each other as everyone cheered for the now wedded couple.
Odalia's eyes turn red, as she saw them kiss. Her blood started to boil and she managed to break free from the bindings. Amity and Luz gasped as they would see a free, angry Odalia. Odalia screamed and just as she was going to lunge towards the couple; Jeremy saw the angry psycho and pulled out a green glyph; and a tasty chocolate 'treat' would shoot from the glyph and enter her mouth. Odalia stopped as she was eating the chocolate treat. When she swallowed it, her eyes widened as she apparently was in a trance. "happy bunnies! Happy bunny couple!" Everyone was confused by what Odalia is saying. But Camila chuckled as apparently she knew what Jeremy gave her. Eda heard that chuckle and had to ask. "Come on Camila, what did he use on that bitch?"
Camila would whisper in her ear that it was a magic brownie. Basically a brownie laced with some marijuana. Eda hears that and couldn't believe it. "So right now she's under a spell?" Camila nods but chimes in. "Sort of, (She would pull out her cellphone to record the fun.) but when she recovers; she'll definitely leave my babies alone."
Luz blinked as she was hugged by Odalia. To say that she's scared is an understatement. But had to look at at Amity, who was recording this on her phone. "Sweet potato, what are you doing?" Amity smiled as she had to reassure her now bride. "Don't worry sweetie, for the first time, she acting like someone that doesn't have a stick up her ass." Luz nods but still feels weird to have a drugged up Odalia cuddling her. "Thank you for marrying my bunny! Bring me lots of grand bunnies!" Luz blinked as she now started to play along. "Okay mama bunny!" Luz couldn't believe what she said to her now mother-in-law. But this is too good not to laugh. Jeremy had his camera and had one wicked idea. "Family photo!" Amity would wave her hand for her family to come. Luz would do the same, as this was the ultimate payback; considering Odalia said she wouldn't be caught dead in her daughter's new family.
Camila, Vee, Hunter, Alador, Edric, and Emira would join the happy couple and Odalia; for one family photo. Jeremy with his camera wanted everyone cheerful for this. "Remember, big smiles, and cheese!" Everyone would say CHEESE, and Jeremy would take the photo. Amity approach Jeremy with a question "How long before my mom is back to normal?" He nods and chimes in "Not sure, but with these photos; I doubt your mom will ever bother you and your beloved again." She smiled and would hug him. "Thank you for everything Jeremy! He smiled and hugs back. " Not a problem, now enjoy the day and the rest of your days together. " He breathed a sigh of relief as he was heading towards the back of the altar; where he had a bottle of apple moonshine.
But before he could get to his alcohol; he was approached by Masha. Masha would look at him with a question. "Excuse me Jeremy, do you have time for another wedding? Like right now?" Jeremy was surprised by this request, but had no problem with it. "Alright, but where is the lucky partner?" Masha rushed back as they would approach Vee. Vee looked at them with a smile and would ask. "Masha, what's going on?" Masha looked at their lover, before getting on one knee. "Vee, I never thought anyone would love me for who I am. And I know you feel the same way. (They took a deep breath, before pulling out a ring box; to which everyone gasped.) Vee, what I'm saying is, will you marry me?"
End of chapter 1
[] Yes, it's cruel to end on a tease, but why not. I just wished I had pictures to show you the jewelry from this chapter. Along with Luz's wedding dress. If anyone wants to know please PM me for details. Chapter 2 will learn more about Jeremy and his encounter on the Isles. []
