opening by Neostardustdragin101
(Play star maker by Kana-boon )
Atarimae ga terasu mabushisa ni
Mabuta wo tojita kimi no koto
A calendar appeared flipping through dates landing on the 1980s, a young Scudworth and Mr. B were digging up graves, it fasts forward to Scudworth in front of a pod, one in particular starting to shake up as a pair of red eyes flashed breaking apart revealing a young Naruto Uzumaki jumping into the air with his hands in the air.
Dare no me ni mo furenai kage ni
Hitotsubu no hikari wo soko ni
We flash forward to Scudworth and Mr. B chasing after a young Naruto laughing it up as a council of shadowy figures watched from above.
Mayoi tomadoi yume no mabataki ni
Nagareboshi ga hoho wo tsutattemo
Then a kid Naruto is eating ramen as kid Abe is grossed out by Gandhi showing a large booger laughing. While Joan hides behind a tree nearby
Nuguisatte kureru kurai no
Hito nari no neiro wo kimi ni
Naruto rode in his vespa with Abe, Gandhi, and Joan along for the ride riding through the streets.
Kaerarenai kako ni iro wo nutte iku
Kitto mirai nanairo katate ni paretto
Waratte misete yo
Scudworth screams in terror as the vespa smashed through the office, making him flail his arms in terror as they jumped out, Naruto skateboards through the halls passing by as Cleo is being snapped shot by drooling boys. JFK holds up a football crying out in victory but is knocked down by Naruto as he pushes him into a fountain.
Tatta hitotsu dake negatterun da itsudatte
Saitei na yoru wo nukete
Naruto stood on stage with Gandhi and Abe rocking out with his guitar as the clones cheered.
Michigai kanchigai machigai janakutte
Kokoro kara waraeru you ni
Joan runs her hand over her arm nervously before smiling, Cleo strikes a pose. Abe runs his hands through his hair, messing it up a bit, JFK gives a goofy grin, Gandhi gives a thumbs up while Naruto gives a two finger salute.
Tatta ichido dake isshun no kirameki dake
Sonna yawa na inori janai
The group stands together outside of Clone High posing for a picture including Scudworth and Mr B
Danchigai ni shinjitai tobikoete mou ikkai
Sebandeku kimi no shikai wo bokura no sekai wo hiroku
(clone high gymnasium)
It had been a few days since the PXJTs and it was now the last thing on anyone's mind
Right now everyone was gathered in the gymnasium watching the latest pep rally basketball game in preparation for the big game against the school's arch rival GESH or genetically engineered superhuman high
and they were getting their asses kicked as they hadn't scored a point all game
"Come on people! You're all a disgrace to genetic engineering! I made a 100 dollar bet that I could have you score at least one point and i refuse to lose!" Scudworth yelled at his team of clones as they all attempted to make jump shots and kept missing
"Who did you make a bet with- oh like I don't know" Mr B was asking before he sighed as he turned to look at the stands
"I expect cash you quack! no checks or IOUs!" Naruto yelled from his seat next to Joan
"What? you don't trust your adopted father to be good for it?" Scudworth asked as he looked over his shoulder at Naruto
"Gahahahahahahaha!!!!...you serious?" Naruto laughed before he fell over kicking his legs at this before he calmed himself and got up and calmly answered his adopted parent
Scudworths face went red from his rage at this as while he could take losing a game he couldn't take the mockery from Naruto too
"Will you stop? the new homecoming banner is being brought out" Joan said as thee staff prepared to unroll the new banner for the home team
"still wish they would have let me help with the new banner" Naruto grumbled under his breath as he watched Gandhi dance around as the mascot DNA Dan
"And have you screw around with the banner as a prank? this is Abe's first year as team captain and you will support him like a friend" Joan said as she gave Naruto a glare
"well yes miss Joan i'll be a good boy while you simp over that Lincoln boy- ow!"" Naruto was saying with a very heavy southern accent before Joan slugged him in the face
as this happened the new banner was unrolled showing that it was defiled so that instead of saying clone high rules it now said the clones must be high if they think they rule
this got looks of shock and then anger from everyone in the gymnasium…..before everyone looked at Naruto with accusing looks
"eh?" Naruto asked as he held his face and looked around at everyone who was now looking at him
"Damn it Uzumaki!" Cleo yelled as she threw her pom poms down on the ground and glared at Naruto
"ur eh not cool Uzumaki!" JFK yelled at Naruto
"Naruto I thought we agreed no pranks on the team!" Abe yelled as he looked at Naruto with a look of betrayal
"hey! it wasn't me!" Naruto yelled as he shook his head and stood up
"Hey look on the back you signed your name!" Gandhi yelled as some of the basketball team turned the banner over showing it was signed by Naruto Uzumaki
this caused the student body to start booing as they started to throw things at Naruto
"that's it you little deviant! if you think you're getting away with this you have another thing coming!" Scudworth yelled as he approached Naruto and grabbed him by his ear
"Ow! it wasn't me! I was framed! framed I tell ya! hey i use that you quack!" Naruto yelled as Scudworth started to drag him out of the gymnasium Mr B close behind him
(later)
Scudworth kicked open his office door as he dragged Naruto into his office Mr B close behind
"Sit down you little delinquent!" Scudworth yelled as he guided Naruto to a chair by his ear
"ow! if I wasn't so peace loving I would shove this-" Naruto was yelling as he grabbed his guitar off his back before he was cut off
"you?! peace loving?! gahahahahaha!" Scudworth asked before he started to laugh madly at the very idea of this
"I'm plenty peaceful you quack!" Naruto yelled as he got in Scudworths face
"oh please your every bit an agent of chaos as me!" Scudworth said as he scoffed
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!" Naruto yelled as he raised his guitar over his back enraged at the comparison
"Before you commit Patricide it would interest you to know that according to security footage in the gymnasium it would seem that the school banner was actually sabotaged by students from GESH" Mr B said trying to get their attention……
WHACK!
but Naruto had already smacked Scudworth hard in the head with his guitar leaving him on the floor dazed and seeing stars
"What?! those GESH assholes not only pulled a lame ass prank but framed me for it?!?! this will not stand! I will have my revenge!" Naruto yelled as he waved his guitar as he started lightly foam at the mouth from his rage
"but mommy I don't want to feed grandma bacon while she's bathing" Scudworth groaned in a daze while he laid on the floor
Mr B sighed at this before he attempted to calm the young clone before he did something that would get him in trouble…..so a average Tuesday at Clone High
(later)
later after school the next day Abe Joan and Gandhi was at the grassy knoll hanging out talking about the fact that Mr B had announced that Naruto had been framed by GESH for the prank
"Gandhi is passed bro! I worked my beige ass off on that banner." Gandhi yelled as he slammed his hand on his groups table
"Don't forget they framed Naruto for it" Abe said as he frowned as he felt bad for jumping to conclusions even if all the evidence pointed at his friend
"He should be fine if I know Naruto he will probably plan his own revenge on GESH that will probably involve lawyers getting involved" Joan said with a flat tone as she knew her adopted brother and that when he was crossed it wasn't a matter of if he would get revenge, it was a matter of when
"And I'm gonna go help my bro get those GESH freaks back! because if Mahatma Gandhi stands for anything, it's revenge!" Gandhi yelled as he jumped onto the table before he ran out of the restaurant yelling a war cry
"Gandhi is right GESHs gonna have to deal with 104 pounds of all beef" Captain Abe said as he pumped his fist in determination
"and the wrath of 105 pounds of grade A girl meat, i'm playing on the team this year captain" Joan said as she too pumped her fist
"Joan you know the rules, no girls or animals can play on the boys teams" Abe said as he shook his head a bit
before Joan could respond to this She spotted Naruto entering the restaurant hey Naruto she said calling out to him
"Where have you been buddy?" Abe asked as he turned to look at his friend
"oh I'm sorry do I know you two?" Naruto asked as he looked at Abe and Joan with a look of confusion
"You didn't hit your head in one of Sudworths tests did you?" Abe asked as he gasped in such thinking Naruto had memory loss
"No Abe he's being a smart ass for us believing he ruined the banner come on Naruto were your friends" Joan said as she looked at Abe before turning her gaze to Naruto
"Friends? oh I have no friends" Naruto asked before he shook his head in a condescending manner
"ok you made your point" Joan said as she gave Naruto a look of annoyance
"Point? oh I have no po- oh very clever sis" Naruto was saying keeping up his bit bit paused as he realized that Joan had tricked him and seeing her smirk
"Come on bro you have friends let me buy you some ramen and we can make this right" Abe said as he held out a menu to Naruto
"…..fine I need my energy if I'm gonna go through with my plan to get revenge on those GESH bastards Naruto said as he took the menu from Abe and sat down next to him
"This doesn't involve an ambulance or a morgue does it?" Joan asked as she knew she may as well ask this now
"I'm gonna say no so you don't get charged as a accessory" Naruto said casually as he turned the page on his menu
"you do realize you could avoid the trail if you got your revenge in a nonviolent way right?" Abe asked as he was hoping to convince Naruto not to go over the top
"and let them get away with framing me for pulling such a lame ass prank?!" Naruto yelled as he slammed his hands on the desk making Abe jump back a bit
"you know you could join the basketball team with your athletic skills you could help them finally beat GESH and break their winning streak, talk about the ultimate revenge" Joan said causal as she lightly smirked at Naruto's pause as her words registered in his head
"That would be great! the team could use all the help it could get" Abe said with a smile at Naruto
"……normally i would say no as that would mean taking orders from the quack but the idea of destroying their winning streak and breaking their spirit and mental state is too good to pass up, ok captain your on!" Naruto said before he nodded and smiled at Abe
Joan shook her head at this as she was glad Naruto was over his anger at them but was still annoyed she can't play for the basketball team
(with Scudworth)
meanwhile with Scudworth he was in his office sitting at his desk holding a ice pack to his head while Mr B served him some tea
"remember to apply pressure Wesley" Mr B said as he poured some tea into a cup
"I know that Mr B and tell your two brothers to stop mimicking you! I'm getting a headache!" Scudworth yelled as he looked at Mr B
Mr B sighed at this as the mad principal had been seeing double since Naruto had smacked him with his guitar
"Is now a bad time or should I call some other later?" a male southern voice said as what appeared to be an in a white suit and a cowboy hat appeared on the video screen in the office, this was colonel principal the principal of GESH
"ah colonel principal of GESH we meat again" Scudworth said as he looked at the screen
"principal Scudworth I reckon its time for our annual wager. now I'm a sportin man so I'm willing to bet that your puny clones can't even score a single point of my boys" Colonel principal said with a smug tone as he looked at Scudworth
"What?! my clones will wipe the floor with your mutants! in this instance while the floor means score a point on" Scudworth yelled out in a rage before he calmly clarified
"very well what's the Ante?" colonel principal asked as he looked at Scudworth
"Loser does the winner's laundry...or a week!" Scudworth said shocking Colonel Principal
"Deal but let's up it even more if we win. I get Naruto." The Colonel said shocking Scudworth while Mr. B shot steam from his head
"D-d-deal." Scudworth said as he wasn't one to Welch ona bet
wonderful! that boy would.prosper more here then at your school anyway see you at the game Scudworth! The colonel said with a smile before he hung up
"WHAT THE FUCK WESELY!" Mr. B screamed as he grabbed the tea pot on the desk
"oh relax Mr B I have this completely under- ow! mmmm Camomile oh god it burns!" Scudworth was saying before the teapot Mr B was holding smashed against his face covering him in tea which he licked before he realized it was hot and started to run around the office screaming in pain
(the next day )
it was the next day and Naruto was in the gymnasium for his first practice with the basketball team
"Hurry and pass the ball already Uzumaki!" JFK yelled as he stood near the goal waiting for Naruto to pass to him
"I know how to pass kennedy just let me show off my skills" Naruto said as he bounced the ball on his knee a bit before he started to bounce it on his head
"Just pass the ball and show you can play the game- oof!" JFK was yelling before the ball suddenly struck him in the stomach sending him to the ground from the force
Naruto snickered at this before he heard a crash and looked behind him and saw that Abe had just broken a window with the ball after trying to make a free throw shot to impress Cleo
before Naruto could make a comment about this he paused as he saw what looked like Joan enter the gym and grab the ball and toss it into the goal
what stood out to Naruto was that Joan was wearing a baseball cap and big fake mustache that covered her face
"Who are you?" Cleo asked Joan as she smiled impressed with the show of skill
"My name is John dark" Joan said putting on a exaggerated male tone of voice
"Isn't that the French name for Joan of ark?" Carver asked with a friendly smile
"No nothing like that at all" Joan said as her eyes shifted around as the rest of the team provided to welcome her
"Oi" Naruto said as he pinched his nose seeing that everyone was actually buying this really bad disguise of Joan's
but before he could respond to this all of the players quickly lined up as Scudworth who was wearing a coach uniform came into the Gym
"Ok clones as your new coach, our goal is simple: to score a point!" Scudworth said as he clenched his gloved hands dramatically
"To acquire said point we have acquired the Harlem globetrotters playback off the interweb" Mr B said as he wheeled over holding up said playbook…..which was from the 70s and taped together
……."I feel so confident about this" Naruto said with heavy sarcasm
"who said- wait why are you here you brat?" Scudworth was yelling before he noticed Naruto was here
"I'm looking to get revenge on those GESH bastards and I promised Mr B I wouldn't go jail so I have to do this, mr b said you made some dumb ass bet so i guess i can help with that" Naruto said as he gestured to his basketball uniform
"wonderful! you can help me win this bet so I don't have to hand you over to the coronal" Scudworth said with a smile as he was happy that Naruto was gonna use his athletic skills to help them
Everyone in the gymnasium was silent at this before they all quickly moved away from Naruto who's eyebrow was violently twitching before……
"YOU BET ME ON SOME LAUNDRY!" Naruto shouted before grabbing Scudworth by his throat
"WAIT NARUTO STOP!" Mr. B said scooting between Naruto and Scudworth and separating them.
"thanks Mr B" Scudworth said as he adjusted his couch uniform
"Here use this." Mr B said handing Naruto his trusty guitar
"Thanks Robo pops." Naruto said with a smile as he grabbed the guitar before he raised it high in the air
"MR.B WHY!?" Scudworth screamed as Naruto pounced at him smashing his Guitar down on his head
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
"ok team let's get to work on some basic drills" Mr B said to the rest of the team as Naruto finished with Scudworth
"yea we have actual stakes now people and if i end up being sent to GESH your all getting the same as him!" Naruto yelled as he walked away from the beaten Scudworth who was on the ground covered in bruises
"I'll have the linguine with clams" Scudworth groaned out in a daze as the team quickly got to work
(after school)
after practice Naruto was walking towards his locker and paused as he saw Joan walking out of the boys locker room
"Hey Joan how was the locker room? you see anything you shouldn't?" Naruto asked with a grin as he approached the badly disguised teen
"…..you know?" Joan asked as she looked at Naruto dropping her male voice
"well duh I'm not retarded" Naruto said as he gave His adopted sister a flat look
"look I don't need a lecture from you about his this is stupid" Joan said as she approached her own locker
"This is sick girl, are you really gonna go through with this!" Naruto shouted
"I'm sick of the sexist bull crap I'm gonna prove that I can play on this team Joan said as she glared lightly
"Uh huh and the fact that you get to play with Abe and be "one of the guys" isn't a factor at all Naruto said as he made air quotes and gave Joan a knowing look
……."should have known I couldn't fool you" Joan said as she sighed at the fact that Naruto saw through her
"yea you should have I'm raised by the quack but I'm not as dumb as him" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"yea you just have random bursts of anger like him have crazy ideas like him and you can cackle like him-" Joan was listing off before….
"hey John let me show you something" Naruto growled as he approached Joan and punched his locker leaving a dent in the door
"Look This could be my only chance to show Abe that I'm the girl for him." Joan argued as she looked at Naruto not flinching under his glare
"NOT BY PLAYING A DUDE YOU IDIOT! Have you thought any of this through?" Naruto asked as he looked at Joan
"Honestly? no not really my plan was just to help win the game then reveal who I am and hope they all accept that a girl out did them" Joan said as she shrugged
"You think this is gonna go like an after school special? with this school of morons? HA!" Naruto asked with a shocked look on his face before he started to laugh
"Just promise me you won't tell anyone" Joan did as she gave Naruto a look of annoyance
"i'm not gonna rat you out sis" Naruto said as he calmed himself
"thank you" Joan said as she sighed in relief
"I'm gonna watch you squirm and get caught on your own" Naruto said with a smile
"oh come on how hard can it be?" Joan asked as she opened her locker
"I think that guy who did the bear documentary said the same thing before he got mauled" Naruto said with a snicker at this
Joan's eyebrow twitched at this before she grabbed Naruto and slammed his head in her locker and started to slam the open door closed on his head
"ow! ow! Hey, maybe you can be a guy! ow! ow! ow!" Naruto was yelling in pain before Joan started to slam the door harder on his head after his comment
(the next day)
the next day Naruto was in the weight room with the rest of the team who were all doing those own work outs
as Naruto was lifting some weights he noticed JFK watching Joan as she worked out "Uh you doing OK kennedy?" He asked as he raised a inquisitive eyebrow
"Ur eh yes I am fine! and to distract from this it is now time for the sexual conquest discussion to begin" JFK said as he quickly put on a confident smile
this got smiles from the other guys while Johan froze as she hadn't thought about this
"John dark how about you start us off?" JFK asked with a grin at Joan
"I would never kiss and tell-" Joan was saying before she was cut off
"intruder! intruder!" JFK yelled as he pointed at Joan along with the other guys frowning
"Will you relax Kennedy? he's obviously kidding right?" Naruto said as he gave Joan a look that said back me up you moron!
"of course of course let's see once I met this girl" Joan said as she struggled to think of a convincing story
"yea yea?" the guys all asked wanting to hear more
"and we kissed" Joan said
"yea yea?" the guys all asked again excitedly
"and then we held each other until the sun came up" Joan said as she looked at the guys
this got silence from everyone as they looked at Joan with looks of disappointment
Naruto snorted at this as he covered his mouth as he didn't want to make Joan look bad by laughing
"uh….and then I nailed her" Joan said seeing Naruto's attempt to not laugh as a sign to add more
this got cheers from the other guys as they all started to high five each other
"was that girl someone else's girlfriend dark? cause you seem to be into that" Abe asked as he put down his weights and gave Joan a dirty look
"will you relax Abe John isn't into finger food" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"ur eh finger food?" JFK asked as he looked at Naruto confused
"I'm not into what's everyone's touched" John said quickly getting what Naruto was saying
this got laughs from the other guys as they saw this as a good burn
"ha! good one Uzumaki" JFK said as while he didn't get alone with Naruto he could appreciate a good innuendo joke
"you are just jealous that you don't have the raw moral fiber that it takes to be the captain of this team" Abe said as he pointed to the embroidered C on his jersey
suddenly the door to the weight room opened as Scudworth who was wearing a bandage on his head walked in with Mr B close behind
"Attention students! change of plans Scudworth yelled as he entered
"Your insurance approved your new medication? I hope this one helped with your insane rambling I'm starting to have night terrors" Naruto said as he put down his weights
this got snickers from the other guys as Naruto insulting Scudworth was always fun to watch
Scudworth's eyebrow twitched at this before he glared at Mr B who was also snickering causing him to go silent "no you fool, I'm here to announce that Lincoln is out as captain and while I had considered making you captain I don't want anyone to think I'm playing favorites with my adopted son so Jhon dark your in!" the mad principal said as he looked at Abe and then Joan before he proceeded to rip the embroidered C off Abes jersey before handing the C to Joan
"favorite my ass you just don't want me busting your head open when you give me orders" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"bingo Wesley" Mr B said as he held up his robot arm
Scudworth grumbled at this as he left the weight room with Mr B close behind
"I'm sorry Abe I didn't want to hurt you" Joan said as he approached Abe
"it's a lattice late for that, you may have won my captains C, but you will never get my other C Cleo" Abe said as he crossed his arms and gave Joan a dirty look
"Your Cleo asked me to the dance!" Joan said as she was starting to get annoyed
Naruto snorted at this but went silent as Joan glared at him and made a killing gesture under her neck
"you lie dark!" Abe yelled as he attempted to shove Joan…..but he ended up just pushing himself over causing him to fall over some weights nearby
"No, from what her record shows that sounds like Cleo right Kennedy?" Naruto asked as he held up a pad of paper which looked to be a timeline of Cleos dating history which Naruto had labeled as cleos ho history
JFK took a look at the timeliness and after a few moments nodded "ur eh yup checks out to me" he said as Abe got up from his fall covered in bruises
"damn it I'm not talking to any of you anymore! there's no one I can trust! even Joan hasn't been around for some unsuspicious reason, damn it i'm the tallest! " Abe yelled as he made his way out of the weight room
"Oh don't be such a baby! I talk shit to everyone! it's how I show love!" Naruto yelled after Abe
"wow you ur eh must really love your adopted dad eh?" JFK asked as he looked at Naruto curiously
this got laughs from the other members of the team
Joan groaned at this as she quickly made her way to the back door of the weight room as she knew this was gonna get ugly
oh you think so eh?" Naruto asked as he smiled as he closed the door to the weight room…..and then broke the doorknob so it couldn't be opened
"Ze revolution has failed!" Napoleon yelled as Naruto approached them cracking his knuckles
the sounds and yells and blows lending was heard coming from the Weight room for the next couple minutes
(the next day)
it was the night of the big game and Naruto was making his way to the school on foot seeing as Scudworth had grounded him off his vespa for beating up the rest of the team right before the big game
"Damn quack thinking he can tell me what to do I'm so gonna shove something up his-what the hell?" Naruto was grumbling before he paused as he spotted Gandhi and what looked like a guy in a costume which consisted of a purple bush a horn mouth four arms and two devil horns sticking out of his head
"Is that the mascot from GESH?" Naruto asked as he approached Gandhi and the mascot who were standing in a meadow
"oh hey bro uh yea this is the mascot" Gandhi said as he gained a nervous look on his face seeing Naruto
"Cool! get that costume off him and we can get revenge on GESH at the game tonight I'll need a bucket a umbrella and -" Naruto says with a smile before he started to list some things before he was cut off
"it's not a costume Geshy is real" Ghandi said as the mascot sniffed Naruto curiously
"real? bullshit that thing has a zipper on its chest" Naruto asked before he pointed at Geshy's chest where there was indeed a zipper
"trust me you don't want to open that bro" Gandhi said as his face slightly turned green
"huh well I guess this makes sense GESH is known for making mutants, so you have just been doing the old yeller deal with this thing the whole time?" Naruto asked curiously as he had been wondering where Gandhi was the whole week
"yup and now I'm letting Geshy go free into the world" Gandhi said with a smile as he nodded at the mutant mascot who ran off into the meadow field
Naruto and Gandhi watched as Geshy ran off into the distance watching it bite off the head of a defenseless animal before swallowing it whole. It then ran over to a cute squirrel before bitting its head squeezing its insides into its mouth.
Gushy ran around the meadow laughing and cheering "candy! Candy!" as he continued to massacre whatever he came across
Naruto and Ghandi watched on with silent horror. The pacifist clone whistled attempting to run away but Naruto grabbed him by the back of his shirt
"Hoooooooold da fuck up." Naruto yanked the little trouble maker of a clone back to him. "You caused this, we're gonna fix it." he said as he gave his friend a look that said that he wasn't playing
"But h-YOUR GONNA KILL GESHY!?" Ghandi screamed in horror realizing what his friend was gonna do as Naruto took his guitar out and started loading shotgun ammo into the neck of it
"You mean kill the totally adorable but brutality ruthless killing machine? Yes, yes I am!" Naruto shouted as he pumped the neck of his guitar
"But you can't, it's a living thing man! All life is sacred in this world!" Gandhi yelled in a panic
"You know I would take you seriously if you didn't have the most play time in Grand Theft Auto" Naruto said with a flat tone as he went to follow Geshi with his guitar/shotgun
"That was a video game man, this is a living thing!" Ghandi argued making Naruto pause
"Fine but if that little fucker eats anything I care about...oh it's on are we clear?" Naruto said as he gave Gandhi a death glare
"like the the tide now let's get to the game" Gandhi said as he edged away form Narutos glare
"the tide isn't always clear - Ah screw it wait for me you maniac" Naruto was saying before he shook his head and ran after his friend
(later)
later at the game the stands were packed and everyone was enjoying the game
even though the score was 72 to nothing with GESH winning,
"This is pathetic!" Scudworth yelled from his seat as Joan passed the ball to Abe again who missed another shot which had been happening the whole game
"hey Scudworth! hope your boy has packed his bags!" the coronal yelled from his seat
"he's not your boy yet damn it!" Scudworth yelled at the coronal
the colonel was about to say something before he was hit in the back of the head with a spare basketball courtesy of Naruto who was on the bench seeing as he had several foul calls already
"I ain't your boy fried chicken peddling fuck wad!" Naruto yelled as he waved his fist in the air
"That's my boy!" Scudworth yelled with a smile at this…..before he too was hit with a spare ball
"put me in the game you quack!" Naruto yelled ignoring his adopted fathers attempt to bond with him
"what a shellacking! Taft Napoleon! here are some stilts and an obscenely long overcoat. you know what to do" Scudworth yelled at his team ignoring his adopted son as he gave His team the next play
"Are you shitting me?! we could end this stupid bet easily if the quack wasn't retarded and my adopted sister wasn't a love sick moron!" Naruto yelled as the next play started with Napoleon sitting on rafts shoulders while wearing stilts and a long overcoat
"hey!" Joan yelled as she gave Naruto a dirty look at his obvious dig at her…..which thankfully Abe wouldn't get
"yea I'm not fireproof!" Scudworth yelled as he looked at Naruto
before Naruto could laugh his ass off at this the wall nearby shook before Geshy burst through holding a full grown bear In his mouth which he proceeded to swing in his mouth before throwing it on the ground dead
"geshy!" Gandhi yelled happily as he took off his mascot mask
"Gandhi!" Geshi yelled happily as he ran towards Gandhi…..before running past him and running to the referee and biting his arm off
"well at least now we get two free throws" Mr B said as the referee made the call
"yea but will the quack choose the right player to make the shot?" Naruto asked as he gave Scudworth a annoyed look
"Lincoln I'm counting on you…..to give the ball to dark! ha! you thought I was gonna pick you?! oh that's rich!" Scudworth was saying as he patted Abe on the shoulder before he completed his sentence and started to laugh
"let Abe shoot he can do it" Joan said as he stepped forward
"oh stop I suck" Abe said as he rolled his eyes at fbjs
"yes! listen to the sucky kid" Scudworth said as he pointed at Abe
"no I'm done, the truth is I wanted to prove-" Joan was saying before she was cut off
"Can we move this along Joan?" Naruto yelled out for the whole gym to hear
"Joan?!" everyone yelled as they looked at Joan who took off her hat and mustache
"So ur eh she was a chicken the whole time? goodbye Will and Grace Hello Dharma and Greg!" JFK said with relieved smile that John was actually a girl the whole time
"I almost did it with Joan? uh hot" Cleo asked before she slightly smirked after a ffew momentsof thought
"ok i had so desperate she would go after girls eventually in the pool!" Naruto yelled as he held up a betting slip
this caused several clones and teachers to groan as they took out there own betting slips and tore them in half
"screw you Uzumaki!" Cleo yelled at this obviously not happy with Naruto mocking her
"no thanks, don't want the clap, ha!" Naruto said before he started to laugh madly
"Joan how could you? you lied to me!"
"Abe try to understand i-" Joan was saying before she was cut off
"oh I understand you sold us all a bill of goods,which turned out to be bad then you sold me up the river" Abe said as he looked at Joan
Naruto watched the back and forth between his two friends, his eyes viciously twitching ripping a piece of the bench with his bare hands as he contemplated smacking both his adopted sister and best friend in the face with it.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THE BALL I'LL DO IT!" Naruto shouted as he stomped over to them before snatching the ball out of scudworth's hands he then tossed the ball from half court straight through the net catching the ball in his hands before turning around throwing the ball with his back turned the ball spun around tittering near the end causing everyone to look on with edge Scudworth crossing his fingers while JFK but his fingernails through chattering teeth.
The ball sank through the hoop again getting silence from the gym
"clone high beat the spread!" the announcer yelled as everyone started to cheer
"I wore these bad boys at burning man. three years in a row!" Scudworth yelled as he held out a pair of dirty underwear to the coronal whose face turned slightly green as Scudworth threw the pair of underwear at him
"let's hear it for our hero!" Alexander said as the team gathered around Naruto
"oh now you all like me? just last week you all believed I would sabotage the- hey!" Naruto was saying before Genghis lifted him up onto his shoulders
"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" the students cheered as they started to celebrate them beating the spread
"Put me down! We're still not even for you all thinking I would- Ah screw it" Naruto was yelling before he sighed in defeat figuring this was just another part of high-school
ending by Neostardustdragin101
(Play spiky seeds by the pillows)
Seitan seichō yūga na teikū hikō
Nigirishimeta disukabarī
Saibō wa būtoregu aibō wa rūretto
Dōdō meguri no adobanteiji
A large strand of DNA floats through the empty void of space with something contained within the DNA strains the blue containing boys and the red containing girls within one a young Naruto sleeps his eyes slowly start to open up.
Shin'ai naru Dāwin to gō
Naruto floats alone through the void of space holding out his hand as he falls into a green pool coughing up bubbles.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Within the bubble Naruto breaks out and runs through space a red stream of light following behind him taking on the form of a fox.
Sonshō saisei daitan na sabaibaru
Ichi-sei ichi dai no adobenchā
Keishō kōrin sūkō na kōringu
Machikogareta dokudan-jō
Joan sits in her room huddled on her bed as she looks out to the night sky.
Abe stands alone in his backyard looking up at the night sky.
Ghandi sits in his room looking out the window with his head down.
Cleo lays in bed looking up at the ceiling.
JFK holds a beer can in hand while looking up at the moon.
Akubi o shiteru baai ja nai
They all soon catch sight of a red star crashing downwards to earth and in a rush follow after it. They arrive at the site where they find Naruto waiting from them with a grin on his face causing them all to smile.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe
Reborn to spiky seeds
The six friends run through the halls of clone, as they do images of Scudworth, Mr.B, Scangrad, the shadow council, and other clones pass by.
Ikō ze ikiyō ze
Naruto sits and drives JFKs car down the highway with all his friends with him, Abe in the front seat with Gandhi holding his head out like a dog and his tongue out, Joan is next to Cleo and JFK who are making out.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe wa efu mainā
They all jump up into the area as they arrive at the beach as the waves crash around them. Cleo sits working on her tan, JFK hits on girls, Gandhi, Abe play against Naruto and Joan in a splash fight.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Night falls and the gang sits on a blanket watching the stars. Naruto smiles seeing Joan's hand clinging to Abe's when Gandhi jumped from behind placing his arms over his and Abe's shoulders causing them to smirk.
