Episode 18
What's His Name?
"We got them now!"
Inside Van Kleis' fortress, Baron Samedi and Mars Polemarchos were pinned down by EVOs and thugs, all of them holding advanced weapons.
Including a grenade launcher.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?!" The thug 'leader' stopped the trooper with the rocket launcher. "Use a regular gun, not a rocket launcher, you idiot! You'll blow us up!"
"I'm sorry sir." The thug turned around, revealing he was cross-eyed. "I won't do it again."
"…Who gave that man a weapon in the first place?" The leader asked.
"I did sir." A trooper stepped forward, revealing he was also cross-eyed. "He's my cousin."
"What's his name?" The leader asked the man next to him.
"He's an A-hole, sir." The man answered.
"I know that! What's his name?!"
"That is his name, sir. A-hole, Officer A-hole."
The leader did a double take. "And his cousin?"
"He's an A-hole, too sir. Philip A-hole."
"How many A-holes do have in this place anyhow?" The leader asked and every trooper raised their hand.
"Yo!"
"…" The leader sighed. "I knew it, I'm surrounded by A-holes…Keep firing, A-holes!"
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Hall of Heroes
Take 4
In the Hall of Heroes, the Justice Friends were gearing up as Valhallen put his Mighty Axe behind his back, Miss Spell summoned her magical staff, June summoned her magic and the three Legendary Warriors readied their own weapons.
"Everyone, the city is under attack!" Major Glory flew into the room. "Justice Friends, transform and roll out!"
Krunk changed into a bulldozer.
Valhallen turned into a chariot.
Miss Spell transformed into a pink motorcycle.
Capital G transformed into a motorboat…that tipped and fell over.
And White Tiger transformed…into a literal tiger.
Off to the side, Kazemon and Lowemon sighed. "Wrong action team again, guys."
Xxx
The Bonk Song
"Do we have to do this?"
"You promised, Krunk."
"Okay, okay." Valhallen sighed as he played a song with his guitar. "Okay, let's do it."
Krunk held up a little soft pink bat. "A hundred bottles of bonk-"
BONK!
"On the wall. A hundred bottles of bonk!"
BONK!
Each time Krunk said the word 'bonk' he would bonk Valhallen on the head with the pink bat.
"Take one down, pass it around." Valhallen sang dully.
"Ninety-nine bottles of bonk-"
BONK!
Krunk bonked Valhallen on the head again.
Later
"…Eleven bottles of of bonk-"
BONK!
"On the wall. Eleven bottles of bonk!"
BONK!
"Ta-tak-ak-ak…" Valhallen fell over, his head having taken too many bonks to the point he likely had a concussion.
"Ten bottles of bonk-"
BONK!
"On the wall." Krunk finished singing and looked down at Valhallen. "…Valhallen okay?"
