2010 a.t.b, Somewhere in Japan


Standing in front of the ruins of a burned school were three young men. The first was a boy with a white natural perm.

"…" the white haired boy was kneeling in despair.

"Gintoki, they took him away didn't they." The second was a brown haired boy with a look of rage on his face.

The silver haired boy let out no response.

"Damn it all! I'll never forgive them!" The brown haired clenched his fists. Nothing filled him but rage; he was holding the urge to go berserk for whatever caused this ordeal.

"Gintoki…Suzaku…" The third was a foreign boy with black hair; Suzaku turned to the foreign boy, "…I swear…so help me…"

"I swear I'm going to crush them." the black haired boy clenched his fists, "Both Britannia and the Bakufu pigs who serve them. I'll crush them all."

"Lelouch, I'm willing to walk down the same path to hell." Suzaku affirmed, "For his sake, let's do this together."

"Gintoki?" Suzaku then turned to the white haired boy, "You with us?"

"…" Gintoki finally stood up and turned to the boys, "…"


Many Years Later


"…" Here Gintoki was eating chocolate sundae within the confines of a cafe. He was currently wearing a white yukata with its right half drooping over his sash. The white robes were layered over a black red-lined shirt.

Meanwhile in the background, a pair of glasses wearing a registrar-I mean a registrar with glasses was being yelled at by the owner of the cafe. Three britannian officers also happened to be there, observing the commotion like vultures.

"You've been here for a year! Why can you use the registrar right!?" the owner yelled.

"I'm so sorry sir. I'm only used to working with swords." the registrar pleaded.

"This ain't a place for swords!" the owner smacked the registrar, "This is no place for samurai! You wanna be a Samurai huh?!"

"That's enough." one of the britannian men said, "You there Eleven. Forgot about the register and got me some milk."

Ever since the Britannians had entered Edo 20 years ago, the people of Japan had grown weaker and weaker as the times had passed. Now branded as Area 11, its people had to suffer under Britannia's rule. Their lands, their dignity and even their names were taken.

The samurai especially had to suffer dearly. Either you become an outlaw wanted by the government or you lose your soul to Britannia. Having to lose their swords and main lines of work, many of them had lost meaning. It seemed to Gintoki that the boy, while not a warrior who fought on the battlefield, was a samurai just like him.

Just as Gintoki was about to take another spoonful of the sundae. One of the britannian men tripped the employee. The young man fell on Gintoki's table and hit his head. The table shook; spilling the sundae he was eating from.

"What the hell were you doing Shinpachi!" the owner yelled, "Oh we are so sorry! Please have mercy on me!"

"You good for nothing oaf!" The owner started pulling up the young man's hair. The britannian men smile in sadistic glee, "Apologise now!"

"…" Gintoki could stand this no more. He stood up and approached the man. Everyone now turned their sights on him.

"Hey." He then decked the owner in the face, sending him crashing towards the britannian men's table.

"What the hell?!" all of the men stood up in reaction.

"Who are you eleven?!" one of the men yelled.

"Wait, is that a sword?! That's illegal!" One of the other men noticed his wooden sword.

"Yada Yada Yada" Gintoki didn't care about what the men had to say. There was something that was more important to him than the outrages of some foreign punks, "Would you brits please shut up?"

"The mess you morons caused…" Gintoki presented the empty glass that once held the sundae he was gonna eat; an aura of danger was already surrounding him, "…My chocolate sundae…"

"IT SPILLED BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLES!" With all his might, Gintoki struck one of the men with his sword.

"You have no idea who you're dealing with Eleven!" The remaining two britannian men prepare to rush at Gintoki.

"Yeah, do you even know who we are?!" The arrogant Britannians thought they could match the samurai; they were wrong.

"I don't care! The doctor said my blood pressure is way too high!" In one strike, Gintoki defeated the remaining men as they all dropped to the ground, "And today was my only chance to eat sundae this week."

"Guh…" the first of the britannian men he beat up was about to recover. Gintoki prevented that by throwing his sword at the man, knocking him out for good.

Gintoki was about to take his leave. But before he did, he turned to the employee and said: "Oh yeah. Tell the owner the Sundae tasted good."


Gintoki took his leave and got out of the cafe. He put on his helmet and drove away on his white scooter. As he drove along the highway, he couldn't help but think about the sundae he wasn't able to eat.

Ugh, this is bad. He still felt livid about the spilled sundae. Not getting my sugar today…I'm starting to feel-Huh?

Gintoki's thoughts were cut off by the honking of a large cargo truck behind him.

"What the?!" Gintoki steered his scooter and was able to stop, Akira style. The truck on the other hand, steered left and crashed into a nearby parking garage. All the commotion had caused bystanders to gather nearby.

"Ah crap…" Gintoki got off his scooter and turned to the crashed vehicle.

Feeling responsible for the crash, Gintoki made a run towards the truck.

"Hey are you alright there?!" Gintoki called out; there was no response.

Hm? Gintoki quickly noticed the ladder on the right side of the truck as well as a roof that opened as a result of the crash. He climbed the ladder of the truck and checked through the open roof only to see a strange capsule.

"Is anyone there alright?! Hello?" Gintoki called for the truck's occupants. No response looks like I gotta-"Whoa!" Suddenly the truck started moving quickly in reverse as Gintoki fell into the truck.

"Hey, stop the truck! I'm still here!" Gintoki yelled but there was no reply again.

Damnit. Maybe I can find a way to escape. Gintoki searches the room for escape routes.

What the hell was the point of that stupid ladder if there weren't any inside? The only thing he could see in the room was just that capsule. Maybe he could just ask the driver nicely to stop…

The door was locked

Ah shit. Wait, maybe if I just scream loud enough they could notice me-

"Oy! To the guy that just took out the parking garage. Please pull over." Gintoki suddenly hears the voice of a police officer, "We are 93 % sure that's against the law."

"If you surrender I will give the chance to shoot my good-for-nothing Vice Commander." the officer continued, "If you manage to kill Hijikata I will happily clear you of all charges."

Oh fuck me. Gintoki just realised he was dragged into a terrorist operation.

"Sougo you'd better stop that! Ignore everything he said and stop right there! This is the Police!" the voice of another more pissed off policeman was heard, "Surrender now and you may get a chance to defend yourselves in court!"

Meanwhile, all the aircraft tailing the truck opened fire on it. The truck moves around to avoid the shots.

"Last Chance! Surrender at once!" All of the shots purposely missed; it was made as a warning.

"I gotta get out of here-Oh crap!" Gintoki screamed before shutting up. He realised he spoke too loud.

"The hell was that?" Gintoki hears a feminine voice coming from the door. He takes cover behind the capsule to not get caught by whoever the terrorists were, "Eh must've been nothing"

"Nagata, can you enter the subway via the Azabu Route?" Gintoki peeked to see a red haired woman talking to her accomplice on the radio. She took off her white coat, unveiling a more revealing outfit consisting of a headband and leather vest-shorts layered over a red top.

"Kallen, we gotta use it here!" Nagata replied through the comms.

"And endanger the people of Edo?! We can't resort to that yet." Kallen tried to ration.

"..." Nagata replied, "Alright then. Please be careful Kallen."

"This Glasgow may be rusty but they ain't getting through me." Kallen affirmed Nagata.

Kallen went up the stairs leading to a Glasgow, a mech with a red colour scheme. The backdoor to the truck opens as the Glasgow activates. Facing the police, it springs out into action.

Shit they've got a Knightmare Frame. Gintoki recognized the giant mech. The Knightmare Frames were the machines that were Britannia's trump card to bring Edo into submission and repel rebellions.

Alright, don't panic. Just think Gin, think! What would someone like Lulu do in a situation like this? What did he do back in his first episode? Oh right.

Gintoki took out his phone. He checks it, trying to search for a signal but it was to no avail.

Shit, no signal. Everything's getting dark too. Probably headed towards a ghetto.


The Truck finally came to a halt as it probably got stuck somewhere along the way.

Ah jeez what the hell is with that driver-Wait, now's my chance to escape. Gintoki tried to make a run for it. Unfortunately as he made his move…

"Stop right there!" Gintoki turned to see an armoured britannian trooper jump at him. preparing to perform a spinning kick. Gintoki reacted just in time to block it.

That kick? Gintoki faintly recognized that kick but he couldn't remember when.

"That's enough terrorism for you!" The soldier pinned Gintoki to the ground.

"Get off me! I just got dragged in this mess." Gintoki pushed the soldier. The soldier jumped back assuming a fighting stance, "Besides, wasn't that capsule Britannian property? Like, just saying."

"Wait, that voice…" The soldier stopped, "Gin, is that you?"

"Huh? How do you know my name?" Gintoki suddenly realises why that kick looked familiar., "Wait, is that you?"

"Yeah it's me, Suzaku." The soldier removed his helmet to reveal a japanese man with brown hair, "Long time no see old buddy."

"Wait, why are you serving Britannia? Didn't you and Lulu hate Britannia?" Gintoki questioned.

"I'm no longer a Joui Patriot. I left that life long ago." Suzaku assured, "I swore to end the cycle of violence and change Britannia from within-wait a minute…"

"What-" Before Gintoki could finish Suzaku punched him in the face.

"Gah! What the hell was that for?!" blood was comically dripping from Gintoki's nose.

"You called Lelouch Lulu." Suzaku said in a disappointed tone, "Didn't he specifically say only I get to call him that. I'm very disappointed in you."

Gintoki frowned at Suzaku as he wiped his bleeding nose.

"By the way how were you dragged into this-" the capsule started to open before Suzaku could finish.

"Gintoki!" Suzaku pushed his old friend out of the way, covering Gin's face with his mask. Both men prepared for the worst. The capsule finally opened but there was no poison gas. Instead of Poison Gas…

"What the?! A girl?!" Within that capsule was an unconscious girl. She was a young girl with short orange hair and was bound in a straightjacket with all sorts of restraints.

"Wait, those aren't killer hasbro trucks…" Suzaku's eyes widened to what actually was held within the capsule.

"Yeah it's-" Gintoki stopped upon realising what Suzaku said, "Killer Hasbro Trucks?! Where the hell do you keep getting these ideas?-"

"Ah, nevermind. It's just you being you. Mind helping me untie her?" Gintoki rushed towards the girl and tried untying her. Suzaku followed and did the same.

"Hey Suzaku, you work for those lolicons now." Gintoki asked Suzaku, "Why the hell is this girl here?"

"I don't really know. I was just told this was a Hasbro Truck carrying a bunch of smaller Hasbro trucks. Not a girl."

Just as they were about to finish untying the girl a sudden flash of light shone upon the three. The source was a unit of Royal Guards, ready to fire their guns.

"You brainless monkey!" The Captain of the Royal Guards swore, "Being an Honorary Britannian does not give you the right to help your kind."

"Sir! You said this was a Hasbro Truck carrying smaller Hasbro trucks." Suzaku stood up and was about to approach the Captain. However, Gintoki stopped Suzaku before he could do anything else.

"Hang on Suzaku, I got this."

"Gin, we can resolve this peacefully. That guy is my superior. I'm sure he could he lenient enough to-"

"Shoot me? Suzaku, just look at him." Gintoki pointed at the man, "Guy just looks like some generic Badguy Mcfodderscar we're gonna beat by the end of this chapter."

"You know I can hear you perfectly." the captain frowned at Gintoki's comment.

"Hey. Just let me handle this." Gintoki glared at the Royal Guard and reached for his sword…which he just couldn't find at all.

Shit! I must've forgotten my sword. Ah what do I do?! Wait! Gintoki improvised by assuming the position similar to Goku when doing a kamehameha.

"Kame…" an aura of awesome might menacingly surrounded Gintoki. It was as though he was channelling all his energy into one blast.

"What the hell is he doing?" The entire Royal Guard were baffled and a bit unnerved by what Gintoki was doing.

"hame…" Gintoki channelled all his might onto his position. Everyone present (except the sleeping girl because she was you know, sleeping) swore a ball of energy materialised in his hands.

"Such P-P-Power!" All the royal guards were trembling in fear. Even the captain couldn't help but quiver at the sight of Gintoki's 'power'.

".…haaaaa!"" Gintoki grabbed both Suzaku & the girl and made a run for it.

"Kyahh! Run away!" The entire Royal guard ran in the opposite direction; They ran for about 10 minutes.

"Wait a minute…" The captain of the Royal Guard just realised they'd been tricked, "All of you morons stop! We've been fooled!"

The entire Royal Guard stopped. There was an awkward pause.

"Uh what should we do now?" one of the Royal Guards finally spoke up.

"Report back to Clovis?" another suggested.

"No, we would have our heads on pikes if he found out that we violated rule 691 and come back with nothing to show!"

"How about we just omit that part then?" yet another Royal Guard proposed.

"How about we keep quiet about it. We are not going back empty handed!" the Captain exclaimed, "All we need to do is find those guys, kill them and retrieve the girl. Got it. Any objections?"

There was only silence from his lackeys.

"Good. I'm glad we could come to an agreement."

"…" There was another awkward pause.

"Well what are you morons waiting for?! Get them!" the Captain yelled as the Royal Guard rushed to achieve their objective.


The royal guard ran back to search for Gintoki, Suzaku and the girl. Unbeknownst to them, they had run past the three hiding behind a counter.

"We lost them"

"Hey Gintoki." Suzaku called.

"Yeah" Gintoki turned to Suzaku.

"Mind if I borrow your helmet? I forgot mine back at the truck." Suzaku asked.

"Okay, here you go." Gintoki gave Suzaku his helmet, "Wait why do you need a helmet?"

"I don't know why but anyways thanks Gintoki." The Suzaku moment Suzaku put on his helmet and started to run off into the distance.

"Wait Suzaku! Where are you going?!" Gintoki asked.

"I forgot something back at base. I just gotta get it back from the base." Suzaku answered, "I'll catch up later. See ya Gintoki."

"I don't want to be completely responsible for the girl! Suzaku, don't leave! Suzaku!" Suzaku!" Gintoki's cries were futile as Suzaku was already gone.

Ah dammit. Looks like I'm stuck with her. He looked down at the sleeping girl and sighed. He carried the girl and walked away to find the exit. He walked atop some stairs and stopped upon seeing the Royal Guard.

"Report." the Captain ordered.

"We found nothing of Suzaku, the girl nor the other guy"

"We're at one of the exits aren't we? They should be nearby."

"Yes sir. It matches with the map of the old city."

"Search the area again."

Crap. Too many of those guys. Looks like I'm going down again-

Gintoki's phone started to ring. He quickly hung up on whoever was calling him.

"Oh crap!" Gintoki made a run for it but was stopped with a bullet that barely missed him.

"Don't move or we kill you quicker!" The Royal Guard Captain grabbed Gintoki by the collar while his men grabbed the unconscious girl.

The moment they got the girl away from Gintoki, they then threw him to a wall. Loading their rifles, they prepare to fire.

"What an appropriate location for a Samurai to meet his end." All the Royal Guard pointed their guns at Gintoki. " First you couldn't save your country, then your pride , now your life. Your life will end! Any last words?"

"…"

"Are your last moments going to be in silence? Oh well-"

"My life will end huh? Don't put the crap on me, we all die one day." Gintoki cut the Captain mid-sentence. He merely stood there menacingly, "It goes for me, you & everyone else. Death is something we can't escape from. But what truly matters is the journey we walk and I won't end it here."

"Doesn't matter how much you trample over me or the people of Edo." Gintoki prepared for a fight, "I will still stand for my soul will still walk the path to the future-"

"Hey Gin. Catch!"

"Huh?" Gintoki heard Suzaku call him. He turned around…only to be met with a metal pipe headed toward him!

"Puh!" He fell to the ground just in time for the bullet to miss. The source of the attack was Suzaku as he walked up the stairs holding a book.

"What the hell was that for?!" Gintoki quickly got up, looking really pissed off. Blood was dripping from his forehead as glared at Suzaku.

"You're still alive aren't you. That's what truly matters." Suzaku replied with an innocent smile.

"I could've died from that!"

"But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

"Ah yes getting with a pipe is enough to make me stronger. Did the same happen to you at birth."

"As a matter of fact, yes. My mom said you could develop a harder head to reduce pain if you experience enough of it."

"Yeah but it still hurts like hell!" Gintoki and Suzaku argued for 5 minutes.

"Sir, should we fire now?" Meanwhile the Royal Guard was witnessing the whole thing unfold.

"Let them be…I wanna enjoy this chaos." the Captain arrogantly stated, "Besides, it's just 2 guys against a dozen of us. I don't think they'll win."

"Oh yeah by the way, aren't you forgetting something?" Gintoki gestured towards the Royal Guard.

"Oh that's right." Suzaku said and turned to the Royal Guard. Gone was the cheery attitude the man displayed a while back; he now had a look of pent up fury instead. He presented the book to everyone, it was a Rulebook for Britannian Soldiers.

"Look at this…" Suzaku opened the book to a certain page; he pointed at rule 691, "You all just violated Rule Number 691…"

"When faced against a man about to blast an energy beam, never run away because the energy beam wasn't real to begin with. I can tolerate all the abuse you can inflict upon me but…" Suzaku threw the book upon one of the Royal Guards, knocking him out at an instant, "I DRAW THE LINE AT BREAKING THE RULES!"

"What kind of rule is that?!" Gintoki's jaw dropped upon hearing about the stupid rule.

"A rule to keep the people safe!" Suzaku hit another man straight in the jaw, "How dare you people break the rules! You're all supposed to be enforcing the law!"

"Prepare for divine retribution!" Suzaku rushed in to kick the asses of the remaining Royal Guards. Some of the Royal Guard aimed at Suzaku; they were quickly beaten with a metal pipe.

"Hey Hey." Gintoki grinned as rested the pipe on his shoulder, "Did you punks seriously forget about me?"

"Blast them!" The Captain yelled.

The Royal Guard opened fire upon Gintoki and Suzaku. Both men dodged the barrage of bullets and made their next moves. With each strike, the Royal Guard's numbers diminished at an accelerating rate. It continued for a while until the only one left was the Captain himself.

"You monkey. How dare you keep defying us!"

"And how dare you break the rules." Suzaku retorted.

"So long as our souls walk their course. You won't beat us." Gintoki pointed his weapon at the Captain.

"Doesn't matter. Prepare to die!" The captain pointed his gun at Gintoki.

Wait a minute…The Captain quickly realised that shooting the silver haired samurai would be a futile attempt knowing what happened to the rest of the Royal Guard. He took a look at the unconscious girl instead. A smile appeared on the Captain's face; he pointed the gun at the girl. If if he couldn't hit Suzaku or Gintoki maybe he can-

Whatever the Captain was planning, he couldn't do it. Gintoki was quick to notice the Captain and uppercutted him. Suzaku then followed with a punch to the face. The Captain was sent flying toward the building's wall. A hole was torn through the wall as sunlight gleamed through it.

Suzaku hissed as the sun's rays shone upon him. He covered himself as a means to shield from the sun.

"Hey. You alright?" Gintoki approached Suzaku.

"I'll be fine. The sun's light is just irritating me as usual." Suzaku replied,

"What are we gonna do about her?" Gintoki gestured towards the girl.

"We'll just ask her questions once she wakes up."

"Alright then, you just wait for her to wake up." Gintoki suggested, "I'll be on my way."

"But Interrogating her here isn't a good idea…" Britannian soldiers would probably be on the lookout for anything suspicious; little girls in straightjackets are definitely suspicious, "Maybe I'll interrogate her at your place. Mind telling me where it is?"

"Absolutely not. I do not want people (Especially her) to get the wrong idea." Gintoki argued with Suzaku, "She is not my problem anymore-"

Suzaku immediately stomped on the ground beneath him. The stomp caused a mini-earthquake that shook the building to the point of near collapse.

"You were saying?" Suzaku smiled.

"I'll bring her to my place at Kabuki-Cho," Gintoki affirmed, "It's atop an Old Hag's bar."

"Alright, I'll meet up with you later. I'll just have to deal with these guys." Suzaku gestured to all the Royal Guards they had just beaten up.

"Wait, you're still gonna stay in the Britannian Military?" Gintoki was a bit worried for his old friend (Even if he was threatened by the same friend a moment ago.), "You'll definitely get in trouble for what we just did."

"No worries. I'll be fine." Suzaku affirmed, "I do know some people who could get me out of this."

"You sure? Oh well just be careful. I'll just bring her back to my place. See ya" Gintoki carried the girl and took his leave.

"I'll see you too. Oh and by the way, Gintoki…" Suzaku said before they parted ways, "It warms my soul to see you again."

"Me too buddy. Me too"


Author's Notes:

Really wanted to make a Code Geass X Gintama Crossover due 1) Both being one of my favourites of all time, 2) noticing the settings of both series are comparable in one or another, 3) Joui Lelouch and Suzaku sounds cool. Granted the tonal clash is a bit jarring but it still meshes decently. Integrate the fusing of these two series may be a challenge but I'll manage. Wish me luck :)

Here are some other things to clarify.

Instead of the Amanto, we got Britannia invading Japan. As for anyone worried, no need, I plan to implement the Amanto's arrival to Earth and other stuff from Gintama in one way or another.

Suzaku's Personality is basically a mix of his cannon and Code MENT personalities added with my idea of Suzaku being a nut who follows the rules no matter what.

Speaking of Suzaku, both he and Lelouch are Joui Patriots in this fic (Formerly for Suzaku at least) because as I said, I thought it was a cool idea. Due to those circumstances, I decided to age them up to Gintoki's age. BTW the age lift also applies to Nunnally too. They're pretty much the only ones who get the treatment.

Anyways, that's it. See you next chapter.