The rules for this series are in my Just Random Things. Enjoy.
Furrball was walking to his cardboard box from another day at ACME Looniversity. As he walked past Babs' burrow, he heard footsteps coming from behind him. Just as he was about to turn and find out whose footsteps they are, he felt his eyes being covered.
"Guess who?" Said a familiar voice.
"Babs?" Furrball guessed.
"Good guess." Replied the voice as Furrball's eyes were uncovered.
Furrball turned and it was, in fact, Babs.
"Mind if I take up some of your time?" Babs asked.
Furrball looked at his wrist watch.
"I'm saying I want to talk to you." Babs clarified. "One on one. Rabbit to cat."
Furrball smiled friendily and nodded.
"Cool!" Babs replied. "Come with me to my burrow."
Babs lead Furrball into her burrow, past her many siblings, and into her bedroom.
"So, what did you want to talk to me for?" Furrball asked.
"Well, we barely hang out so this could help us bond." Babs explained. "And what I want to talk to you about is Buster."
"I'm listening." Furrball replied.
"Do you think Buster truly loves me?" Babs asked.
Furrball shrugged.
"To be honest, your relationship throughout the years has been rather complicated." Furrball explained. "I can't tell if your best friends, a couple, friends with benefits, or all three."
"Yeah, I kind of see where you're coming from." Babs replied.
"The closest romantic thing I've seen him do to you is when he kissed you at that Christmas performance we did." Furrball informed.
"Despite my reaction, did you think that kiss was romantic?" Babs asked.
"I don't know." Furrball shrugged. "I haven't even had my first kiss so I wouldn't know."
There was a pause while Babs thought about Furrball's words. Then, an idea formed in her head and a smile formed on her face.
"Hey Furrball." She said, finally. "Why don't you inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth?"
Furrball, not seeing where Babs was going with this request, decided to do so. He took a deep breath through his nostrils, and exhaled through pursed lips. But as he did the second part, Babs held Furrball by both of his cheeks, and started kissing him on his lips. Furrball's face turned pinker than Babs' fur, and his eyes became wider than land mines. After Babs stopped kissing Furrball, she saw his pink face and laughed.
"How's that for your first kiss?" She giggled, teasingly.
"I... I..." Furrball replied. "I... don't know what to say."
"It was just so you could warm up to getting kissed by girls." Babs explained.
A smile appeared on the blue cat's face.
"Well, you succeeded." He said. "And now, I think I'm ready and willing to kiss girls more often."
Babs giggled before the two of them started kissing again. Five seconds into kissing, Babs ended up tackling Furrball to the ground. Fifteen minutes later, Buster walked into Babs' room.
"Hey Babs." He said. "I found a coupon for car- what's going on?!"
Buster saw Babs kissing Furrball. The blue cat's eyes were swirling and his face was covered in kiss marks. And of course, he was unconscious from the amount of kissing. His eyes were swirling so frequently, you'd be forgiven for thinking that he was conscious.
"Buster!" Babs exclaimed in surprise. "I was teaching Furrball to be accustomed to kisses."
"I can't believe what I'm seeing and hearing." Buster replied. "I can't believe you didn't invite me!"
Buster leapt onto Furrball and he and Babs started kissing Furrball, but the blue cat was too unconscious to notice.
Furrball will interact with Shirley next.
