Chapter 13

Back at the school…

Yua paused as Toji just arrived.

"Where have you been?" she whispered.

"Hunting," he replied but took his seat. "Did I miss anything?"

"Kiyoshi just finished his set, your girls have just finished their song but it appears… wait… where's Rook?"

Yua turned to Shin and Mochi, both bore a rather cheeky grin but refused to say anything.

"Why are there poles on the stage?" asked Sukuna.

Yua peered at the stage realizing he was right, there were two large and sturdy poles on either side of the stage…

"They didn't…" she muttered.

"Yua?" asked Toji.

However, her head was already in her hands. "We have to interrogate Satoru later… I have little doubt he put this idea in their heads…"

"What are you…"

Suddenly, a suggestive riff broke through the air.

"Ladies and gentlemen, any money thrown on to this stage will go towards our collage education. This one is going out to the principal who likes little boys!"

That was Rook… she knew the voice of her son… which means…

Yua knew the start of the song.

Rook came out, wearing rather loose fitted clothing before he started to sing Porn Star Dancing.

"Kelly won't kiss my friend Kassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty-handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old (hey)

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
And she takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)"

Yua cringed as Rook suddenly stripped away his pants and shirt in a single motion… Her eyes came upon Sukuna who is oddly well versed in removing articles of clothing in a single motion.

"What?" he asked.

"If you had a hand in this, I swear to god…" she warned.

"I don't even know what they are doing…"

"She don't play nice, she makes me beg
And she drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
For this porn star dancing (hey)

Your body's lighting up the room
Now I want a naughty girl like you
There's nothing hotter than that

Toji froze as Hoshi suddenly took the stage with Rook, wearing the same clothing and knowing what is going to be happening to it.

"Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild (hey)

Why did Hoshi make the motion of squeezing breasts… and then appear to be motor boating into them?

"But I know a place where there's always a show
The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)"

What they did next, startled even Yua. When they said 'hey' the two jumped and did perfect splits on the stage, much to the cringe of every man in the room who knows how painful that is if you have not trained your body to do so. But, that wasn't what startled her the most. The fact that they then brought their legs up and over their shoulders and planted their feet in front of their bodies like contortionists.

"She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
For this porn star dancing (hey)"

From there, they began to slowly pull themselves back, without even flinching, moving oddly or what have you. Hoshi and Rook stood vertical again and showed off how flexible they were as they sang.

Your body's lighting up the room
I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
You know, those normal girls won't do"

Then came the show.

Hoshi and Rook went to the poles and… were very good at pole dancing. Yua couldn't help but laugh when she started to see the money getting thrown on to the stage. But still… where and when did her son learn to pole dance?!

Thankfully, they finished up the song after their little dance.

"She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
And she takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
For this porn star dancing (hey)"

The lights came back on.

At first no one said a thing, but then, the student body erupted into cheers.

The principal was quick to shoo them off the stage, but they collected their money first. "I earned that!" Rook protested

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"I am going to have a word with your father the moment we get home… when and where did you learn to pole dance!?" Yua demanded.

With the talent show over, everyone was out in the halls as she tried to get an answer from her son. But, he was being much like his father right now and refused to elaborate any farther. Her sights then turned to Toji.

"What?"

"Did you take any of your boys to a stripper show?" she demanded.

He froze to the accusation. "Tiamat would kill me!" he protested to her. "I'm not that stupid!"

She dropped it for now, however there were some odd events going on right now.

"WHY DID YOU REFUSE? I WAS OFFERING YOU MILLIONS!"

Suiryu was getting an earful from the parents. They were cursing him out as to why he didn't accept their money to perform so their child could go on stage. Of course he bore an 'I could care less' look on his face while cleaning out his ear in boredom. "Why pay to have your child in a talent show?" he snapped back. "You ought to be more pissed off with him than me," he said pointing to the principal.

However, he only smiled.

"Oh, Mr.… Ryomen Sukuna? I can understand you might be upset as to how things are done, but the people here were going to pay you…"

"But that's the issue. Your sorry ass wanted some attention, so you use the kids to make your important ass stand out. You know why I came here and did a song with him?" he demanded and pulled Kiyoshi under his arm. "HE'S MY NEPHEW!" he roared.

This… silenced everyone.

They turned to Junpei who nodded. "I'm his uncle as well, of course we would come and help family." He said in a matter of fact tone.

Suddenly, the rage in the parent's eyes vanished.

"Not to worry parents, we are going to be expelling him, since he has broken a rule… unless there is something that can be worked out with his uncles here…" Principal Toge said with a slimy grin.

"Expelled for what?!" Yuuji pushed his way forward, Yuko was close behind as they stared down the principal.

"Isn't that Miss Ozawa? She's one of the richest business women in Japan" came whispers.

"Ah, yes, well, you see, your son has broken a rule…" the principal reached into his pocket and took out a photo. He gave it to Yuuji who paused at it and froze. "I think you understand the severity of the situation?" The photo was of Kiyoshi and his curse mark were revealed.

Suiryu grabbed the photo and glared at the Principal. "What the hell is this!?" he demanded.

"Suiryu, I got this…" Yuuji said calmly. He turned to the Principal once more. "Yes… yes indeed I do understand the seriousness of this… Higuruma…" Yuuji said gently.

He appeared out of nowhere.

Higuruma approached and said nothing as he took the photo from Itadori. He peered at it only once before looking to the principal. "Is this so?" he asked.

"Of course, I took that photo myself!" he said in a matter of fact tone.

"Well, this is a no brainer" Higuruma said, he sighed as he approached the principal. "May we speak in private then?"

"I refuse, after all, your son broke the rules of the school! No tattoos!" he said aloud.

Higuruma was unmoved. "Indeed, Rook, you recorded that?" he asked aloud.

"Every bit of it since you arrived, forwarding the video to you now." Rook stated.

"What… what are you talking about!?"

Higuruma gave a small smile. "With all due respect sir, this photo you have taken and given to me… shows me an underage child in a locker room that is suppose to be a safe place for them to not be photographed or recorded… how do you have a picture of a half naked child in a locker room in your possession?"

It was silent. One could hear a pin drop.

"There's a child pornographer in our school?!" shouted Toji.

"You dare risk the harm of a child just to be proven right?! You sir, are no man…"

Yua paused, was that out of Sukuna in an old man voice?! Then again, she realized those who had come with her, were all playing up the part of outraged parents…

It was rather glorious.

Principal Tobe was getting ripped a new one left and right. Before long he had to make a very embarrassing retreat. Yua smirked but then, she glared at Rook. She grabbed his ear!

"OW! Mom! Ow!"

"You are going to tell me everything, and I have little doubt your father is behind this, which is why he isn't and didn't come to this show, am I right?" she asked of him.

Rook didn't answer until she tugged a little harder. "OW YES!" he shouted.

"Thought so…" she released his ear, then, her sights turned to Uba… "You and I will need to have a discussion when we get home…"

Sukuna looked confused but nodded.