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Hermione caught that last sentence and yelled: "Not one word, Potter! Astoria, we will talk later! Luna, protect Astoria from Harry!"

Luna mumbled, "I am beginning to lean toward the clones, there isn't enough room on his bed for all of us."

Bloody girls! They are more trouble than it is worth.

But, if life gives you Lemons, hope you are in a Fan Fiction, it makes a big difference. I hope this is one, or I am Fucked… the wrong kind of Fuck.

51 Assgards

I shrugged, "Meh, I got worse done to me. Come, Miss Astoria, it is time to have a talk with your parents."

Luna went to the Bridge, Astoria and I entered the Holodeck, I put Astoria next to me, Terra searched the Parents, and made contact when they were alone, wide-eyed, Astoria saw it all play out.

Finally, we made contact and appeared in front of them, I said: "Lord and Lady Greengrass, the treatment was a success, both are curse-free. Miss Daphne is at the moment getting an additional package. For the curse to completely be gone, we need to treat you too. Say hi, Miss Astoria."

Astoria cheered: "Dad! I never felt better! Can you come here? This spaceship is huge. When do I have to marry Harry Potter? He has already claimed some girls."

Crap! I was too late to stop that blabbermouth! I tried to reduce the damage, "Hold on Missy! Nobody has said anything that I need to marry you if I cure you! I bet your father made that optional, not mandatory."

I looked at the Greengrasses, "We will talk later, call on Terra to beam you up when you are ready, the procedure won't take any longer than a few hours."

I disconnected and turned to Astoria, "Missy? Did you do that on purpose? You are only fourteen years old, isn't this a bit too fast to pick a husband?"

Astoria scoffed: "I am fifteen, thank you very much! And take a look around, where will I find someone that has Spaceships, can cure incurable Family curses..." She took a moment to look me up and down, "And is reasonably handsome. Well, do you know someone like that?"

"Hmm? I tuned out when you said I am handsome, Being Dudley for more than a year, and then a peacock Sirius did a number on my self-esteem." I tried to deflect

Astoria mumbled: "Not very bright, that is troublesome."

I rolled my eyes, "Come, follow me to the bridge."

While we were walking towards the bridge, Astoria casually asked: "So… you are a peeping Tom? I noticed that you can look behind the strongest wards and walls. Are you a perv?"

I shook my head: "No, I am not. Terra accepted me as the new owner because I have more than a quarter of Alteran Genes, therefore acknowledging my Alteran status. I am expected to follow Alteran Laws. The privacy laws are very strict about peeking on people."

Crap, she didn't buy my bullshit, it was written on her face. She looked sideways at me, "You know, we are trained to spot lies, and this was a big one."

I grinned: "Well if you think that I am peeking at you, make a show of it."

Astoria gasped: "You wouldn't! I was just teasing you! I did not mean it! Don't you dare peek at me!"

When we entered the bridge, I looked her in the eyes and softly said: "There are seven Billion people on Earth, Miss Astoria, the odds that I will be peeking at you are Slim to None."

Luna and Hermione were in seventh heaven, the bridge was designed to be manned with a crew, the Control chair is for maneuvering or crisis situations, as it is taxing on the brain to keep connected all of the time.

I called out: "Hold it! If you touch it, you buy it!"

Astoria rushed to a wall and rubbed it with her hands. So were Hermione and Luna, leaving hand prints all over my ride.

"What? You can't afford my ship, do you know how much this is worth? It is upgraded to Lantean specs! It is a Potter Original, a one-of-a-kind!" I protested.

Hermione scoffed: "I got dragged along in your crazy ride, you owe me!"

"You bloody choked me to death last Layer or did you forget that small detail, Miss Granger? I thought I saw Dobby's relatives wave at me!" I protested.

Hermione shook her head, "No, I did not choke you to death, Mister Potter, you merely passed out. When Dobby woke up he said you were gone, I told my parents and Hermione the full story, and that night I went after you. So don't you dare guilt trip me."

Luna commented, "If I chose a clone, I bet I'll get a whole fleet of these."

Astoria said: "That is why I want to marry you, what can others offer? A broom? I'll take this one as my bride price, dear Harry."

I shrugged, "Whatever, I am probably gone before I can sample the goods. I doubt Harry will remember me."

Hermione said: "Dobby does, Harry. He remembered all the Layers and lives you went through. Now there is a Winky out there with the memories of Hermione, me, trapped inside her head. Can you imagine what will happen?"

Slowly I nodded: "Those purebloods won't know what hit them, Dark Winky… that has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"

Hermione sighed: "I feel sorry for Winky, all she wanted was to have a baby and to take care of the Family's children."

Astoria asked: "What are you talking about? Layers, Dobby, and Winky?"

I held my hand up, "A part of Hermione's and my history that will remain a secret, Miss Astoria, I need a vow or you can choose an Obliviation, your choice."

A vow later, Hermione and Luna returned to their stations, Astoria stood next to Luna and asked; "Can you read all of this? What language is this?"

"Alteran, the Control chair downloaded the knowledge and science into my brain. I can read it like I can read English. I know how to operate and fly this spaceship." answered Luna, softly she added: "I so want one."

That moment the Greengrasses beamed in, Astoria rushed into her father's arms and started whispering at an alarming speed. I looked at Luna with a question in my eyes.

Luna shrugged and said: "The future, always in motion it is."

"Huh? Did you just do a Yoda? Since when did Wizards go to the movies?" I asked.

Luna looked puzzled, "What is a Yoda? What are movies? Every time I focus on what the future will bring, I hear that phrase in my mind."

I better not think too hard about that, it might hurt the part of my brain that is not yet damaged. I led the Greengrass parents to the Med-Beds and tucked them in. "An hour or two and your Curse is History, Miss Astoria. Now if you excuse me, I have work to do."

Xxxxx

Astoria followed me like a lost puppy… No, like a brat that will keep nagging until you give in. I went to the Lantean Control Chair, told Terra to keep an eye on Astoria, and completed my research. I keep it simple, I'm going to put a family curse on the Replicators, keyed to the Nanites, and spread through their communication channel, the more infected, the quicker it will spread out. After two hours of being infected, the Nanites lose their structural integrity, I based the curse on the withering curse. The way to infect them? Through the stargates, that is the fastest way to get them all, Terra did most of the calculations according to the ideas I brought up.

I mentally scrolled through ship models that are able to fly through a Stargate, I don't like those puddle jumpers, they are butt ugly, I selected an earlier model, modified it a bit with Runes and spells, so it can carry the device that needs to be connected to the Gates to do a mass dial. Yes, I am going to use the Stargates as a big wand, to spread the curse. They used that method in the TV show too if I remember it right.

I made my mind up: "Terra, create this ship as fast as possible, there are enough materials to produce it here. Go full Lantean on the tech, Control Chair too. You have my permission to use Nanites, but slave them to my blood and Magic, and your Core. Only this ship can have them for now, how long will it take?"

"Sixteen hours, Captain Potter, faster if I use more nanites." was her answer.

"Sixteen hours will do fine. Keep them on this ship, if I take them along to the Asgard they would crap their pants if they had any."

"The Greengrass parents are waiting, Luna and Hermione are entertaining them on the bridge until Miss Daphne is done," reported Terra.

I came out of the chair and called Astoria: "Your parents are ready, Missy, let's meet them."

Xxxxx

On the Bridge, we met a curse-free family, they even had an update on their bodies. Lord Greengrass said: "You have my gratitude, Heir Potter, there is not enough money to repay you for what you have gifted us."

I held my hand up and interrupted him: "Then consider it how it was intended a Gift. I heard from Sirius that you were one of the few families that opposed Voldemort, and stood up for Sirius when he needed it. In my eyes we are without debts, I used the research on the curse to make a cure for a nation that is in trouble, caused by faulty technology that was left behind by our ancestors. I am certain Hermione and Luna explained the finer details of our Ancestors, and Miss Daphne will too when she gets out of the Control chair."

While waiting, we talked about what was happening in the wizarding world, they showed some clippings from the Prophet, I read them over and asked: "The firing I understand, but why is he a fugitive all of a sudden? The wards just evicted him. The Aurors were there just for questioning him I guess."

Lord Greengrass grinned: "Potters 20%, Black's 15%, and our 15% are telling Skeeter what to write, it was her article that doomed him, just like it Doomed you last year. Something Dumbledore should have stopped."

I nodded: "Skeeter, I love to hate that annoying bug. You know that she is blackmailed by the Death Eaters, do you? At the Tournament, I saw Malfoy and his gang give an interview to something he held in his hand, Rita, no doubt."

"We suspected it, but we control what is printed and lately we went with a fine comb through it," said Lady Greengrass.

Daphne woke up from the chair, a bit dazed she looked around, recognizing all the devices and knowing what they were for. She spotted her parents and went to them.

"Mother, Father, at the Spring equinox I will do my NEWTs at the ministry, Harry? Can Astoria get the Magic Knowledge, please? I hate to leave her behind in that snakepit."

"I thought the bad ones were gone?" I asked.

"Yes they are," answered Daphne, "but the ones that stayed got to know what the rest of the houses felt about them. Especially the Weasleys."

While we were talking, Astoria climbed into the chair and mentally asked, "Terra? I am an Alteran too, isn't it? Can I get the same as Daphne, Luna, and Hermione? Please?"

Terra scanned Astoria, "Affirmative, Miss Astoria, 16%, with a 52% brain activity, if you make a vow never to go against Captain Potter then I will."

A mental vow later, Astoria was riding the chair. Terra asked my permission first though. It is not a big deal, if I want to get things done in Space, then I need people that I can trust. I dealt with the Greengrasses in several Layers, and they are a good bunch. And both girls are bloody gorgeous. Astoria needs a few years to grow, but Daphne is already shaggable.

The parents saw Astoria sitting in the chair and sighed, "I guess it is too late to stop this?" asked Lady Greengrass.

I nodded: "I gave permission for it, she gave good statements at Terra, she is an Alteran after all, therefore, she has the right to our knowledge. I limit it to the general knowledge, and how to fly and maintain Spaceships. We need more people in space, she might as well have a head start."

Lord Greengrass checked his watch, "Dear, we have a meeting in twenty minutes, we must hurry. Heir Potter, can you host my daughters until the three days are ended?"

I nodded, "She will be safe."

Xxxxx

The parents beamed out, and I was surrounded by three girls, Daphne said: "Terra showed us your memories of all the worlds you have been, I don't need a clone, Harry."

Luna commented: "It would have been nice to have you for myself, but the Luna at the Tri-Wizard Tournament seemed to have a lot of fun. I'll go for the original too."

Hermione sighed: "Being Winky freaked me out, I can not adapt as well as you do, if I were in Voldemort's body, I would kill myself. Being your mum was all kinds of weird too. But I am in love with you. I would not stick around that long if I wasn't. The original Harry for me too, Harry."

I pointed to the girl in the Chair and asked: "And her? She is a pushy one, my evidence is the Tri-Wizard Tournament again. Remember when we were practicing for the second task? Skinny dipping in the pool of the RoR? She was thirteen years old, now she is fifteen. And what about Tracey Davis? Is she the same here? I bet she wants a spot too."

I looked at Hermione, "We better check Fleur for love potions. What happened to her anyway?"

Luna answered: "Bill Weasley got fired and moved to France with Fleur. I don't know if she is on the potion."

"Terra? Can you check that out, please?" I asked out loud.

"Harry? Are you going to let Fleur join us?" asked Hermione.

I shook my head, "No, this Harry was a blundering mess at the tournament, she has no connection with me. I just want to make sure she is ok."

Ten minutes later, Terra had a lock on Fleur, "Fleur has traces of a potion in her body, the effects are waning, I need to do a full analysis in a Med-Bed to define the sort of potion, Veela species are not in my database."

Hermione stood up and said while walking to the Holodeck: "Fleur and I talked a lot in Grimmauld Place in the summer of 95. I will ask her if she will allow us to check."

Terra beamed Fleur into the Medical Bay, no, that name is not suitable either, Fleur had traces of a strong love potion, the one that Snape brewed two layers back when we explained it to her, she was raging mad, now that the potion was lessening in power her resistance burned the rest away.

Terra mentally made a report, after listening to it I sighed: "Miss Delacour, My Ship's computer reported that the potion doesn't affect you anymore, but she also reported that she can modify your body so that you will be able to birth boys, and she can do something against the allure you are emitting. It will take two days to do this safely. Once done the treatment for others can be reduced to approximately twelve hours. I offer this to you as a fellow Tri-Wizard champion, no strings attached."

Fleur was shocked, being able to have boys is a lifelong dream of any Veela, carefully she asked: "Can I talk it over with my parents and our Enclave? Or does it have to happen now?"

With a thought I beamed a communicator in her hand, "Terra will be in the neighborhood this week. I will be on a mission from tomorrow on and don't know when I'll be back. Luna, Daphne, or Hermione will help you if I am not back."

Fleur looked around, "This is a strange Magic building, is all of this metal? It has Magic, I feel it."

Hermione and Daphne each took an arm and showed her around, I looked at Luna, "This is going to bite me in the ass isn't it?"

Luna shrugged: "The memories I got don't indicate her as a biter, Harry, and every time I want to look into the future, a small green house elf that is dressed up like a monk is standing beside me making funny noises, it breaks my concentration."

"Terra, when you have time, show the three Star Wars movies to Luna on a viewscreen. Trust me, Luna, ten years ago these movies were a huge success, Terra, some Star Trek the Next Generation too."

I hugged her, "So, not a clone? How detailed were those memories? We did a lot of stuff on that Layer."

"Those memories played a part in it, also I saw us happy together in many possible futures," admitted Luna.

Fleur beamed home, one part raging mad, another part having hope for Veela's future, and the major part of her mind flying through the galaxy.

Xxxxx

Astoria came out of the chair fuming mad: "YOU SAW ME NAKED YOU PERVERT!"

I held my hand up: "No, Missy, you were eager to show me the goods, did you count the times you snuck into our bed? The times you deliberately bend forward at the pool to show your fanny to me? Or the times Daphne had to stop you from doing stuff that would get me in Azkaban?"

Astoria scoffed: "That doesn't change the fact that you were drooling at the sight of my NAKED BODY!"

I shrugged: "If you are trying to guilt trip me into giving you a Spaceship, you are failing miserably. I am not feeling sorry for looking at someone that is beautiful and is taking every opportunity to show her pussy to me. Get over it."

Astoria turned to Daphne: "Sis? How can I find a husband when I know every time that Pervert looks at me he is picturing me naked?"

I chuckled, "Now you are describing almost every male from 12 to 99, Missy."

Daphne took Astoria's arm and pulled her away: "Come Astoria, we need to talk."

I sighed and said: "Terra, you better don't show those memories to Fleur."

Terra answered: "You can not deny your emotions, Harry. That Layer was the best time you ever had, and the feelings you have for those girls are still inside you and as strong as before."

Xxxxx

After the second night, Voldy didn't send his slaves anymore to answer his Taboo, the pussy must have seen the memories, he never showed up himself. I marked the pimpled Death Eaters and used them to locate their safe houses and let Terra mark the rest of Tom's followers.

When the third day was over, I made a big show of returning the girls, the twelve feet tall Potter turned to the staff table and commented, "So, Saruman The White ran away, it doesn't matter, Death is not the last Enemy to conquer, it is the friend that leads you on. Even when it is in little pieces. There is no escape from Death!"

I turned to the students, they were pushed back by Aurors that shielded them. "It would be wiser if you kept them out of the Hall," I commented, "But I mean them no harm. I came to return the three students. I must say they impressed even me, with the poor education they received here, they turned out brilliantly. Mind you, these girls are under Alteran Protection from now on, any unwanted action against them will be punished."

I turned to McGonagall, "Pitiful Puppet, tell your master that Arianne will be waiting for him, she will stand behind all the good men and women he sacrificed for his Greater Good."

I beamed, Luna, Daphne, and Astoria in front of my projection, all three had the Alteran version of the Shield and Healing devise that the Goa'uld made a poor copy from.

"Live long and Prosper." boomed my voice through the Hall. And I beamed up.

That will tide them over until I come back. Meh, Terra will be watching.

I prepared for my departure, my little ship was expanded ten times inside, my bedroom was grand, I even had a medic room and diner. I have the cargo bay crammed full of my equipment to spread the Curse and some goodies the Asgard can use.

Cargo Bay 4 was my personal treasure cave, I have an Astra Porta installed, an upgraded one, powered with a ZPM, the Ida Galaxy is a bit too far away to let Terra's power generators do the connection.

Anyway, I dialed in and sent my greetings through. A minute later they allowed me to pass through, slowly I let my little ship go through the loop, I arrived in a big hall, Terra… Terra's copy pointed the heavy armaments and weapons pointed at me.

Without fast movements I stepped outside, I felt several scans search me, I held my hands up in the Ancient way to greet each other. {Greetings to our Asgard Ancient Allies. My name is Harry James Potter, a descendant of the Alterans.}

A gray puppet came closer, {Greetings, Harry James Potter, as a Descendant of the Alterans you are welcome, my name is Thor, High Battle commander of the Asgard Forces. We long thought you left the Avalon Galaxy for good. Our scans indicate that you are from Midgard with a quarter of Alteran Genes, have you been living in Midgard all this time? We did not notice you in our scans.}

I nodded: {That is possible, 10.000 years ago our people fled back to Midgard from the Pegasus Galaxy, we were losing a battle against enemies of our own making I am ashamed to admit. Our ancestors must have made a planet-wide shield that hides our presence from scans. Our ancestors mixed with the local population, as you know our genetic build is almost the same. Most of our ancestors ascended.}

I drew quite some public, {Thousand years ago, the High counselor Moros, renamed himself Merlin and descended back on Midgard. By then our people were degraded to ignorant and arrogant people who used their gifts to impress and mostly bully the commoners. He foresaw what was going to happen in the future and prepared for it. Two hundred Midgard days ago I found our legacy, and ever since I have been working to get my people back into Space.}

I pointed to my ship, {Last month I found a secret Lab from a brilliant Lantean scientist, he must have been a bit sloppy because humans settled close by and found some of his technology and started tinkering with it.}

Now I have to bullshit my way through, {I guess I receive some guidance from an ascended sometimes, they are visions from the future or a Mirror world. There I saw you were at war with some mechanical creatures, is that correct?}

Thor nodded, {We are, a losing Battle, against droids that can take all kinds of shapes. With every attack we do, they get smarter and adapt.}

Now my sales pitch, {I have the source of the replicators with me, I removed all powercells from the droid, I brought it along so you can study it, I have already a solution ready if you want.}

Another Gray mingled: {A solution? Did you find a solution against the replicators in only one month?}

I nodded, {I am sorry to say that is derived from Alteran technology, we advanced our Nanite technology a lot in the Pegasus Galaxy, two days ago I completed my research and created the devices to destroy them}

While I was talking, I lifted the case with the droid up and levitated it out of the ship. {The droid was made to replace a child, I think the creator made it behave and think like a child, and gave it the means to create replicators to defend her.}

I presented my plan: {My plan is to send a sequence in Zero point energy in a pulse through all the Stargates that will degrade the Replicators as if they are sick, affected Replicators will notice the attack and call for help, the moment they make the call the sequence travels with it and affect all Replicators that receive the call, two hours later they lose integrity and fall apart into dust.}

Stupid explanation, I know, give them a virus, the oldest trick in the book, but I can hardly say I will give them a Family curse.

I continued, {I will use the Astra Porta to spread the pulse through the Galaxy in one move, I brought a Master controller to connect all the Astra Porta's to one. These Crystals contain two building plans for a detector and a Disruptor for your Starships to hunt the last stragglers, I fear these Replicators are close to having conscious thoughts. If you point me to an Astra Porta, I can begin to make adjustments. The Crystals also have a building plan for an upgraded version of the Astra Porta.}

The Crystals were beamed away, and I was led to an Astra Porta, Thor said: {Give us five days to prepare and warn us an hour before you activate the Astra Portas, that will be enough time to get our ships in position.}

Xxxxx

The five days passed quickly, I installed the Master dial, connected it with a ZPM, and got ready for action. It was done in a day, I passed the time to upgrade their cloning technology, in the TV Show they took a risk and it backfired causing it to degrade beyond repair in a few decades. With the help of Terra and the latest technology from the Lanteans, I only need the original gene sequence of the Asgard to make them whole again.

The most difficult part was adapting it to Asgard tech, they got a major boost out of it. The gray buggers were very happy about it, I asked for their construction beaming technology, Terra was happy about the upgrade, Nanites are fast, those beams are super fast. With enough power and materials, we can make it in hours which normally takes days. Terra had a Coregasm when I downloaded it and marked it as safe.

The signal was given, and an hour later I dialed in. the Master Dial made a connection to every Stargate in the Ida Galaxy and activated the gates, the power drain was enormous, once the Master dial opened all the gates, I sent the Curse through at maximum power. Now it is a waiting game.

Through the Galaxy, the replicators received distress signals from replicators in trouble and rushed to them to help, ten minutes later they felt the curse settle in and made a distress call of their own, I designed the Curse to go after the Higher functions, after a quarter all they could do was sending the distress call. By the end of the day, the Replicators were history.

The Asgard recuperated the Spaceships they lost to the Replicators, installed the Disrupter ray and scanner, and started a Galaxy-wide search for stragglers. While they were rounding the last ones up, I disconnected the Master Dial and stored it back in my ship.

After a week, a delegation came to visit me, Thor acted as representative. "We concluded our search, Harry James Potter. We will have the new scanner always active in case they make a comeback. The work you have done for our cloning technology is being applied to all our cloning facilities. We are grateful for the aid you gave to our community, we are in your debt.}

I shook my head: {We were allies for millions of years, aiding Allies in trouble is the least we can do. I must say that I was a bit selfish because we could use some help with the Goa'uld, some military from Midgard managed to kill Ra by using the transporter rings to put a nuclear bomb in Ra's Ha'tak and detonate it when the Ha'tak was in space. Now the system Lords are dividing the spoils.}

Thor blinked his eyes, they have a hard time with facial expressions and said: {We will increase our presence in the Avalon Galaxy.}

{Wait a year for that, if you can,} I asked, {Anubis tricked an Ascended Ancient, and Ascended. The Leaders of the Ascended punished Oma Desala for it by forcefully Descending Anubis halfway. If we deal with the System Lords, Anubis can fill the spot. He is forbidden to use his knowledge but is not forbidden to use the technology we forgot to clean up when we left.}

I presented them with a Data Crystal, {This Crystal contains all our science up until we left for the Pegasus Galaxy, I added some practical applications to let it work with Asgard technology.}

Freya commented; {That is unexpected, why would you offer us such a boon, Harry James Potter? After all, our race is the youngest of the four. However, we are grateful for your gift.}

{The why is easily explained, there are only five Alterans with knowledge of Alteran Technology. We are just at the start of rebuilding our society, making our Allies stronger is beneficial to us both. And to be honest, you are not far from that level without our aid.} I explained, I boarded my ship and flew back home.

Xxxxx

I entered the Bridge, Hermione... Daphne… Luna… Astoria… Fleur? Tracey? "Ehmm Why aren't you girls in school?"