Disclaimer: I don't own Miraculous Ladybug or other crossovers.
Assistance: Nicochan11
Crossover: Austin Powers
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Visitors: Douglas Evil-Powers/Dr. Evil (godfather) and Mini Me
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Office of Mayor of Paris
"Dr. Evil. You said you wanted to meet with me?" Andre Bourgeois speaks nervously with Douglas Evil-Power aka Doctor Evil.
"Relax. I'm not here to take over Paris." The mayor sigh in relief. "I just need some demands met on behalf of my goddaughter Marinette."
"What kind of demands?" Andre curiously asks the former mad genius.
"I need you to have Lila Rossi arrested as soon as possible!" Douglas said to his face which made the Mayor of Paris gulps and fainted backward.
"I can help you with arresting Lila, Dr. Evil." She went inside the office which surprise both men.
"Ah, you must be the Mayor's daughter, Chloe Bourgeois, I presume." He offers his hand to her.
"Guilty as charged." She accepts and shakes hand with the doctor. "Me and my classmates who have stayed loyal to Marinette have been getting dirt on Lila for a while now."
"And who might say classmates be?" He asks her.
"There's me, Juleka, Luka, Alix, Rose, Mylene, and finally Max who is your Number One Fan and let me tell you, doctor. He admires you, respects you and most of all worships you." She said of her friends' names to the doctor.
"Really?" *Sniff* Tears leaking out from his eyes as he wipes it with his handkerchief. "That brings me tears to my eye that I have fans."
"Also, there's people outside of our class who are still loyal to Marinette."
"Really? Who are they?"
"Kagami and Zoe."
"The daughter of Tomoe Tsurugi that surprise me. Tell me, who are the bullies that followed the Liar that keeps hurting my goddaughter?"
"What's in it for me?" She said as she crosses her arms.
"Okay, what do you want for your corporation?" He said to her that he'll fulfill the demands of what her goddaughter's friends.
"See if you can find a way to transfer all of the money in my mother's bank account to me." Chloe said to him which made the doctor raise his eyebrows in shock.
"I'll let Number Two handle that account transfer so you may receive it. Now what are the names of the bullies so Mini-Me will handle them." Dr. Evil texting on his smartphone to Number Two about Chloe's demands.
"First off is Adrien Agreste. The person who I thought was my friend!" She clenches her right fist in anger.
"And the rest?" He was a shock of her outburst as he asks more information.
"My former friend Sabrina, Mylene's former boyfriend Ivan, Marinette's former bestie Alya, her boyfriend Nino, and Kim." She lists Marinette's former friends' names to the doctor.
"Number Two inform me that your mother's bank account is 450,000,000 dollars." He receives a message from Number Two about the money transfer.
"I'll take 50,000,000 dollars in my personal account. I heard that she's a good friend with one of your associates, Frau Greta Farbissina, which you don't want an enemy of your son's mother." She said to him with a smug on her face as Dr. Evil admits that he likes her cleverness.
"Right, you shall receive the money tonight. Thank you for your corporation, Miss Bourgeois." He said it since he didn't want to receive Scotty's mother's wrath which he shivers his spine.
"Bienvenue, Docteur Maléfique (Translation: Your welcome, Doctor Evil)." She replied to him with a smile. "But now, I think it's time you learned the truth about your goddaughter. Just promise not to freak out."
"I'm all ears." He put his both hands to his ears so he may hear every detail of his goddaughter's situation which Chloe don't mind.
"Ok. You know Ladybug, the hero of Paris?"
"I already know who she is, Frau knows, Number Two knows, Scotty knows, Mini Me knows, even my brother Austin and my dad Nigel knows who she is. And I know that she becomes the new Guardian of the Miraculous, and her other identity as MDC, the Best Fashion Designer in the World which Frau love her designs very much."
"Oh, good." She sighs since she didn't want to explain a long version that save her voice box. "That saves me the trouble of explaining it. But what you probably don't know is that Lila Rossi is working for Hawk Moth, Paris' super villain."
"Well then, I have plan for Hawk Moth and it will be nefarious one." He put his signature index finger to his cheek with devious look on his face.
"There's more. Before I tell you Hawk Moth's true identity, you need to know that Mr. Damocles and Mrs. Bustier just let Marinette be bullied. And did you know that Adrien knew Lila was lying, but did nothing about it and 'took the high road'?!
"Tell me EVERYTHING!" He shouted as his face turned red with fiery of anger on his eyes.
Chloe nervously gulps. "Mr. Damocles and Mrs. Bustier were taking bribes from Lila. I overheard her bragging to herself about it. Good thing she didn't hear me. But that's not the worst part. Marinette told me that Hawk Moth is Gabriel Agreste, Adrien's father. She saw him detransform while not being spotted."
'This time, I want to personally destroy Lila.' Chloe mentally said on her mind.
"Mini Me will handle Gabriel since he's also a Ladybug fan and I'd think he'll give him a rough one." Dr. Evil stated that his clone will do the job.
"And fair warning. Hawk Moth can Akumatize into his minion anyone showing negative emotion." She gave a warning to the doctor with seriousness of her face.
"Thanks for the warning. Anything else?"
"Just a tip. You might want to be in the class tomorrow in case Lila gets herself Akumatized."
"Oh, I'm counting on it." He said to her, saying 'I love the challenge'.
"I think I should call the others here. I know Max is DYING to meet you." Chloe said to him.
"I'd be glad to meet them."
"Great!" Chloe shouted cheerfully which made the doctor flinch of her outburst as she got out her smartphone and began calling her friends.
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Two hours later. . .
Somewhere on Eiffel Tower
"Hello everyone, it's good to see you all coming here and we have something to discuss." She said to her friends that have arrive.
"Chloe, I hope we're discussing something important. Because Adrien was on our arses trying to get us not to give Lila a hard time!" Alix said with venom on her voice as she hates Adrien Agreste.
"Agh, what did he do now?" She said with annoyance as she looks at two girls with annoyance on their faces. "Juleka, Rose, what happened to you as well?"
"The same thing." Juleka said to her with stern voice.
Chloe claps her hand to get everyone's attention. "Oh, before I forget." Doctor Evil along with Mini Me showed up. "Everyone, meet Doctor Douglas Evil-Powers aka Doctor Evil, the World's Greatest Genius Doctor." Max gasped as he sees his idol personally.
"Wait. Dr. Evil, THE Dr. Evil?!" Max said it excitedly as his fanboy mode is on.
"Yes, I AM HIM!" He put his signature index finger to his cheek and thunder booms on the background. "And this is my clone Mini Me." His clone wave at Marinette's true friends.
"It is an honor to meet you, sir! Can I have your autograph?!" He excitedly showed his Japanese Signing board and a pen to his idol.
"Sure, anything for my Number One Fan." He took the pen and sign on the board while Mini Me sign as well which Max embrace it.
"I called you all here because it's time to take down Lila Rossi and Hawk Moth once and for all." She said to her friends in important matter.
"And how are exactly are we gonna stop those two?" Alix asks her since she wanted to take down both Hawk Moth and Lila.
"Ok. This plan will not only spell Lila's downfall, but Hawk Moth's as well. I'm not guaranteeing you all will be unscathed but if you're with me, Marinette really needs you right now."
"Chloe, you're my sister. Of course, I'm with you." Zoe said to her sister in agreement.
"Me too. I've always wanted to work alongside Dr. Evil!" Max said in agreement of the plan.
"If it's anything to help Marinette, count me in!" Luka said agreement as well since he wanted Lila out of their lives.
"Ivan chose his side. And I'll choose this one." Mylene said in sad voice, as she boosts up in agreement of the plan. "I'm in too."
"Of course, I'm in! I'm itching to have a go at Lila!" She punches her fist on her palm for butt kicking.
"I will make sure darkness claims Lila for everything she's done." Juleka nodded in agreement with her.
"If Juleka's in, I am too!" Rose said in agreement of Chloe's plan
"I will gladly stab Lila with my sword for what she's caused!" She pulls the katana in half from the sheathe, as she joins as well to bring the liar.
Chloe looks at him and asks him. "Dr. Evil, please tell us your plans to bring down Lila and her posse for good. For Marinette's sake."
"Thanks to you, Chloe, I have all the files of Lila's crimes that she's hidden on her laptop which took me hours to open it."
"What will be the name of the operation, Dr. Evil?" Alix asks the doctor.
"The operation will be called Sauver Paris (French translation: Save Paris)." He said his plans to his goddaughter's closest friends which they approve it.
"When do we start, Dr. Evil?" Max asks his idol doctor.
"We start tomorrow at the start of your classes. But make sure no one suspects a thing."
"Right!" Marinette's friend said in unison as they went back to their homes to save their strength for tomorrow is Lila's downfall.
"Now I better visit my goddaughter. Come on, Mini Me, let's go to their bakery. Oh, and don't tell Marinette about our plan. I want it to be a surprise." He tells to his clone as Mini Me nodded as they went inside the elevator and the door closes then went down on the ground floor of the Eiffel Tower.
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Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie
Soon enough, they were in front of the bakery as Dr. Evil knocked on the door
"Douglas, is that you?" Sabine opens the door and she was surprise seeing her old classmate of British Intelligence Academy.
"Bonne soirée, Sabine, this is my clone Mini Me." Mini Me made a friendly wave at her. "It's good to see-wait, where's your musclehead husband Tom?"
"Who are you calling muscle-"*Gasp* He was shocked his old classmate. "Master Evil, is that you!"
"Hello, Tom, it's been a while."
"Come here you, you baldy genius!" Tom pulled him in a bear hug which made the doctor discomfort of the hug as his face turned blue.
"Okaaay, T-Tom, y-you c-c-can l-lett go, and I NEED AIR TO BREATHE!" He's squirming and struggling from his former classmate's bear hug.
Tom let him go as Dr. Evil breathes.
Tom chuckles as he puts his hand behind his head in embarrassment. "Sorry. I'm just happy to see you again!"
"I've come here to surprise you and how's my goddaughter doing?" He asks her about his goddaughter.
"She's asleep, Doulas. I'm gonna be honest with you. We know about Marinette being Ladybug."
"Ha, that surprise me as well. Then do you know the true identity of Hawk Moth?"
"Who is he, Douglas?" Sabine asks him.
"Yes, we wanted know?" He puts his hand to his wife's shoulder since he wanted to the identity of her daughter's archnemesis.
"Well, Hawk Moth is Gabriel Agreste and also you must know that Chat Noir's identity is Adrien Agreste the one who broke your daughter's and my goddaughter's heart which that upsets me the most." He said to them straight which the bombs explode as Tom clenches his fists in anger and shouted.
"I knew there was something about that guy I didn't like!"
"Me and Marinette's true friends have a plan for that, Tom. To bring down Lila Rossi, Gabriel Agreste, Adrien Agreste, Miss Bustier, Principal Damocles and the sheep of Akuma Class as well." The doctor said his plans to them.
"You might want to include in that plan Zoe taking Adrien's ring from him. He doesn't deserve it!" Sabine said to him with hate since she and Tom approve her daughter's relationship Zoe
"I'll let Random Task to assist Zoe to get the Miraculous Ring from him and make him an example that he made a mistake for hurting Marinette's broken heart, Sabine." Dr. Evil said in stern tone.
"It's not just that. He also knew about Lila's antics but didn't do anything about it, claiming to want to take the so-called High Road!" She said in anger at Adrien for hurting her baby girl.
"Like I said, Sabine, Random Task will handle with Mister High Road. It's unfortunate that Paddy O'Brien is retired and he's on Hawai'i with his family."
"You can tell him what he missed when he gets back."
Tom asks him about the plan. "So, when will you start this "operation" of yours?" He mimics Dr. Evil's two fingers gesture.
"Tomorrow, but don't tell Marinette about this."
"Ok. Would you like something to eat?" She said to him as he was about to decline, his stomach grumble since he forgets his dinner.
"I love to, but Mini Me is totally craving of your famous éclair pastry." Mini Me is now drooling about the pastry which made Tom laugh while Sabine giggles.
"He can have some for free." Mini Me giggling of excitement as he ran straight to the inventory and began eating the pastries.
"Well, I'd like to eat the chocolate croissant and a cup of creme latte, Sabine." He said to his favorite dish since he misses them.
Sabine just giggles as she went inside while Dr. Evil went inside the bakery. "Coming up."
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The Next day. . .
Collège Françoise Dupont
Marinette was walking to school when Chloe came to her.
"Hey, Marinette!" Chloe greets her bestie with a smile and Marinette greets her back.
Marinette asks her. "Hey, Chloe, you seem excited, did you drink or ate something strange that made you excited?"
"Let's just say that is gonna be a great day!" She continuously smiles as today is the day of Lila's and Hawk Moth's downfall.
"Okay." She went inside the class while Chloe smile that the plan is about to begin.
Adrien said his childhood friend. "Chloe, I hope you haven't been harassing Lila." His response is Chloe's smile which he started to sweat on his forehead.
She smirks smugly at him. "Sorry, Adrien. But the High Road's about to be closed for good!"
Adrien had a question mark. "What?" Before he was about to ask, but the mayor's daughter went inside.
"Oh, I have to write that down." She writes down on her notebook and sits beside Marinette. "How are you feeling, bluenette?"
Marinette sigh as she said to her. "Aside from the biggest liar continuing to make my life Hell, everything's peachy."
"Did I tell you that Austin Powers is a British secret agent and my honorable godfather." Lila spouted her lie as her sheep listening her, Alya added to her blog as she Kagami and the others inside the room.
Alya asks the fencer girl. "Kagami, you and Luka aren't in this class."
She just smiles at her which makes the wanna-be journalist didn't like the feeling, since the day will be spectacular. "Oh, I know. We're just waiting for a special surprise."
"What 'special surprise'?" Kim, the sports athlete asks.
Luka smirks as he said. "Oh, you'll see."
Ivan said as he shivers of his spine. "Why do I get the feeling that I won't like it."
"Pfft, they're just teasing you." Alya just shrugged thinking that their bluffing.
Marinette said to her since her birthday was last month. "Chloe, it's not my birthday, is it?"
"No. Just wait and see." She just smiles to fellow hero.
"Hello everyone, lying shepherd, and black sheep. Dr. Evil enters the classroom as he introduces with respect and insults which made Lila and her minions.
"Hey, I'm/She's not a liar!" Lila and Alya said in unison.
Lila's minions shouted to the stranger. "We're not black sheep."
"Dr. Evil?" Marinette stood up from her chair as she was surprise seeing her godfather.
"Do you know him, Mari?" Adrien asks her since he was curious of the baldy stranger.
Marinette said to her former crush in stern tone. "Yes, I know him, he's my godfather and don't call me Mari only my friends calls me."
Marinette ran and hugged Dr. Evil.
"Oh, Marinette, I really miss you." He hugged his goddaughter with a smile on his face.
Marinette let go as she asks her godfather about his clone. "Wait a minute, if you're here, where's Mini Me?"
"Well. . ."
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Hawk Moth's Lair
*Wham!*
*Bam!*
Mini Me is having a hellish beating on Gabriel Agreste, aka Hawk Moth, as he struggles from Dr. Evil's clone's hitting. "Get off me, you abomination!"
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With Dr. Evil. . .
Dr. Evil said to his goddaughter. "We don't have a lot of time, Marinette. I need to perform my plan before Hawk Moth Akumatizes Lila!"
Marinette widen her eyes. "How do you know that?"
"I've been gathering intel on her. Chloe, I hope your father is witnessing this." He explain to her about his investigation about Lila Rossi.
"Oh, he did, Dr. Evil." She said it with a smile as everyone, except Marinette's true friends, look at her.
Alya shouted. "What are you doing with that man?!"
"Zip it!" Dr. Evil shush her with a hand gesture as he used his smartphone to hack the media and began broadcasting every television, computers, and smartphones throughout France. "To all the people of Paris, you know little of Lila Rossi. She claims to have met many famous people. Including my former nemesis and my long-lost brother Austin Power. However, this is not the case. What you're about to see is everything that Lila Rossi has done."
Dr. Evil played the presentation on his laptop and it first showed a video in perfect detail of Lila willingly rushing after an Akuma and trying to grab it.
Alya look at her best friend. "Lila, it isn't true is it? Tell me, is everything you told us is a lie? Please, tell me!"
Dr. Evil said as he opens another file. "And that's not all!"
He played the next video, which showed Jagged Stone, sitting in one of the lounge chairs on the roof of Le Grande Hotel.
-"Hmm? Nah, I ain't ever heard of no Lila Rossi. Besides, I've owned Fang for 20 years! And I'm allergic to fur!"-
The video cuts off. The next video is of Clara Nightingale, also proclaiming that she doesn't know anyone named Lila Rossi. The final video was Prince Ali, also saying that he didn't know Lila Rossi, and that he only ever worked in children's charities.
Rose stuck her tongue at Lila.
Rose sneers at the Italian Sausage Girl. |You said that you know Prince Ali so I called him, and he said he didn't meet or hear you, YOU BIG LIAR!"
Lila shouted at Rose, which Rose didn't budge while Juleka love her girlfriend's bravery. "Hey!"
Dr. Evil said as he opens another file. "Well, she speaks the truth, you had a big mouth in you. And there's more."
The next video showed that it wasn't the first time Lila did this. At her previous school, she did the same thing to a girl Marinette's age. And that resulted in her committing suicide.
Alix cover mouth with her hand as she was shocked of what she sees. "Oh, my god."
Nino said as his eyes widen in shocked. "This is terrible."
Alya shouted in denial as she tried defending Lila. "It's FAKE, Lila would never do that kind of thing!"
"It's not fake. And neither is this!" He opens the next video showed Lila bribing Bustier and Damocles to turn a blind eye to her actions.
Both Bustier and Damocles look away in shame while Marinette and her friends look at them disappointment.
"How disgraceful." Marinette stated in bitter of her tone with her eyes narrows at two disgrace people.
"And it's just getting good!" He opens the next video showed Lila and the ones on her side bullying Marinette. From stomping on her pastries, pushing her down the stairs, shoving her in the lockers, throwing stuff at her, telling her, and even ripping some of her designer clothes.
Adrien low his head in shame as he was too late to stop the revelation.
"And the icing on the cake?" Dr. Evil opens the next video showed Adrien at all of Lila's crimes but doing nothing to stop her
Nino said to him in disappointment. "Not cool, Adrien."
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Hawk Moth's lair
Hawk Moth, while fighting Mini Me, was able to send an Akuma to Lila, Akumatizing her.
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Akuma Class
Adrien shouted. "Now look what you've done!"
Dr. Evil said to the pretty boy. "Oh, she can be Akumatized if she wishes. She's still going to lose."
Max said in agreement to his idol. "100% I agree with you, doctor."
Lila Rossi was Akumatized into Volpina.
-"Sorry, Dr. Evil. Hawk Moth kicked me off him and was able to send one last Akuma!"- Mini Me calls on his smartphone while punching Hawk Moth's face.
Dr. Evil said to his goddauter. "Marinette, I think it's time to do your heroic duty."
"Wha? How did you?" Marintte was shocked of what he said as Dr. Evil winks at her that he knows that she's Ladybug, the Super Heroine of Paris and Guardian of the Miraculous.
Lila just finished Akumatizing into Volpina.
Dr. Evil said to Hawk Moth's minions with defiance. "You dare challenge Dr. Evil?!"
Volpina said to the baldy genius. "This city isn't big enough for two supervillains!"
Dr. Evil said in response. "Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a super one!"
Volpina shouted in anger. "What is that supposed to mean?!"
Adrien shouted at her. "Dammit, Marinette! Look what you've done!"
Zoe, Marinette's girlfriend, said to him. "Dr. Evil, I really hope Random Task is close. Because I've had about enough of Adrien!"
Dr. Evil said to him with a smirk. "Hey, Mister High Road, look behind you."
"Behind me?" He felt something dreadful with sweat pouring as turned around slowly and look at Dr. Evil's henchman Random Task who crack his neck and look the so-called Golden Boy of Paris.
Zoe said to the new arrival as he nodded. "Hi. You must be Random Task. Can you please help me restrain Adrien so I can get his ring?"
That set Adrien off.
"NO! Adrien grabs Zoe by the throat. "DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCKING I AM?! I! AM! CHAT NOIR!"
Unfortunately for him, Random Task grasps Adrien's neck with great strength that made him let go of Zoe's throat as she breathes of air and she snatches the Miraculous Ring from his finger while Random Task keeps punching the pretty boy's face that now has black eye, bruises, and lose teeth. Lila's minions are huddling on the corner scared of Dr. Evil's henchmen.
Zoe thanks Dr. Evil's henchman, as she and Marinette began to transform. "Thanks, Random Task. Plagg, Claws Out!"
"Tikki, Spots On!"
Dr. Evil said to his goddaughter with support. "Make sure to give that Sausage Girl a serious butt kicking!"
"I will!" Dr. Evil gave a two finger salute and a smile to his goddaughter as she and Zoe leap out of the window to battle Volpina while Random Task drops the beaten Adrien on the ground floor with whimpering pain as he look at the boys of Lila and he made a hand gesture 'come on' which their reply is shaking their heads since they value their bodies rather be become a human pretzel or punching bag.
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At Hawk Moth's lair. . .
Hawk Moth shouted in anger to Mini Me. "HOW?! HOW ARE YOU GETTING THE BEST OF ME?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN LIKE LADYBUG! ALL YOU ARE IS JUST A TINY FREAK!"
Mini Me give the Purple Villain a middle finger at him and he leaps to his head and begin another hellish beating which made difficult for Gabriel fight back as he falls down on the floor while Dr. Evil's clone jumps then dive down and elbowed to his stomach which he felt that.
Next, Hawk Moth running from Mini Me's chainsaw.
Next, Mini Me smacks a chair on Hawk Moth's head as he falls down.
Next, Mini Me smashes a vase on Hawk Moth's head as he falls down again.
Finally, Mini Me using a M134 Minigun/Gatling Paintball and shooting a dozen of paint balls at detransformed Gabriel Agreste while Nooroo, a free Kwami is watching while sitting on Mini Me's right shoulder as he laughs at his former captor's humiliation. As the last paint ball fired at Gabriel's forehead and he falls down unconscious.
"Pound it!" Mini Me and Nooroo pound their fists.
"Thanks. But you should probably see what Gabriel was hiding. And WHY he was doing this! It still doesn't excuse his actions though!"
Mini Me nodded as the Kwami leads him to the elevator leaving the fallen villain moaning in pain.
Gabriel moaning in pain as he speaks. "I hate my life."
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Emilie Agreste's chamber
Mini Me soon saw what Gabriel was hiding.
Mini Me asks his Kwami friend. "Wait? Is that his wife? Emilie Agreste?"
Nooroo said to his liberator. "Yes, Gabriel puts her on a support chamber to keep her alive so he may have Two Miraculous Gems: the Earrings and the Ring, to make a wish."
"We better tell Dr. Evil and the others about this. Come on, Nooroo." He and Nooroo left the chamber.
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Agreste Manor
With Marinette and Zoe, Chloe, Max, Luka, Mylene, Alix, Juleka, Rose, and Kagami in Miraculous uniforms caught up to them.
"Mini Me, you found Nooroo and Duusu! How?" She and her teammates are shock seeing Mini Me along with two Kwamis floating beside him.
Mini Me said to her something very important. "Marinette, we got something to tell you that will shock you."
Marinette wanna hear his godfather's clone's words. "Okay, let's hear it."
Mini Me asks Dr. Evil's goddaughter. "But first, has Lila been taken care of?"
Marinette said with a surprise. "Yes, yes, she's taken care and the police have arrests her."
Mini Me: That's good to hear that the lying sausage girl is done for.
Marinette and the Miraculous Team said in unison of their victory. "Yeah!"
Dr. Evil just arrive the scene as he was eating chocolate croissant. "It's seems that you done your mission, Mini Me."
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Bonus:
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Judge of the European Union said to them. "Gabriel Agreste, Adrien Agreste, Nathalie Sancoeur and Lila Rossi, the world court sentences you to 100 years. Do you have anything to say?"
Gabriel said since he's lost. "No."
Adrien said. "None."
Nathalie said. "No."
Lila shouted which everyone in the room spook of her outburst. "I demand re-trial!"
"Denied, case dismissed!" The woman judge pounded the gavel to the smacking board.
*Bang!*
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Lila shouted that she lost the war, as she and the others were drag out by the guards.
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The End