Upon sneaking into the girl's bathroom, I heard the sobbing of a certain woman, who I saw was in an open stall and that she was so preoccupied with her sadness, she didn't even notice me come in. I looked at her and sighed, which then got her attention. "Hey, is everything okay?" I asked, which was still odd sounding like the main character of the game as opposed to my normal voice.
"No, I'm NOT okay! I'm a crying mess! And what are you even doing in here?!" the girl, Crystal Sobs asked, me frowning at that.
"I heard the sounds of a girl crying and I can't really ignore something like that. I can help if you want," I said, her sniffing at me.
"T-That's... oddly nice... b-but I don't know if you'd be able to help... I want to go to prom with Jake and asked him in a note I put in his lunch! He didn't respond yet, and it's almost the end of school in about an hour! Why does life hate me?!" Crystal cried, me sighing at her as she sniffled and started to cry again.
"Hey, now, dry those tears, okay? I'll go see what I can do involving Jake... could I get a last name?" I asked.
"Jake Hurler... he loves Anchovy chips. I wanted to be his little anchovy, so I put it in his lunch," she said, me nodding at her with a small smile.
"Got it, I'll go see what I can do. Wait here until I come back... but uh, don't say anything about me being in the girl's bathroom, okay?" I asked.
"Not really an issue, the boys come in here all the time," she sniffled.
"Wow, talk about underfunded schools." And that made her giggle a bit with a sad smile. "See? Smiles go for miles," I smirked as I then left her and went to the cafeteria, where I happened to see the man of the hour with a bad stomach cramp and with five bags of anchovy chips on the ground.
"Augh... my stomach feels so bad..." he gagged, me then speaking to him.
"Hey, are you Jake Hurler?" I asked.
"Urp... yeah, I am... what's up?" he asked, me then asking the question.
"You wouldn't by chance have happened to notice a note in your lunch, did you?" I asked.
"Urp... I usually don't look before I eat... I probably ate it without noticing..." he said, me nodding at him.
"Okay, then that note's gonna need to come out where it came in... would you mind actually puking for me?" I asked, him frowning at that.
"Urgh... I want to, but I don't think I can... unless you did something to... grgh... gross me out," he said.
"I'm a girl trapped in a boy's body," I said to him with a whisper in his ear. And that? It was enough to get him to barf all over the ground right in front of me, which I saw the note come out and land in the puke as well!
"Ugh... I puked at school... free sick day, sweet," he gagged, me nodding as I grabbed the note, feeling grossed out, but then showing it to the guy. "Oh, Crystal? She wants to go to prom? Okay, I'll sign..." he said, him then doing so before then feeling the urge to puke again, him handing me the note before then vomiting once again.
"Try not to die... and don't tell anyone about what I said, I only said it to get you to puke, not true at all," I smiled at him.
"Right... bye... blaarrgh!" Jake puked once more, me then looking at the one table and seeing that Kent had since taken up residence and was having a line of people to speak to him. I then happened to see something nearby on a table... a camera? And it even had a name on it... Crystal? I then grabbed the camera and then waited until Kent did something he would regret, which happened to be kicking one of his fans in the vagina and then grabbing her boobs, which I took a photo of both (no flash, no sound, sweet) and pocketing both photos as they came out of the camera before leaving without Kent the wiser. I then went to the girl's bathrooms once more and went to Crystal, me then giving her two different things. The note (which I tried to get the puke off of as best I could) and the camera, her gawking at that.
"My note? And my camera?! Where did you find these?!" she asked in surprise.
"Jake accidentally ate your note, since he didn't notice it when he ate his lunch. And when he puked it up after having too many anchovy chips, he didn't hesitate to sign it... sorry if it smells bad... and the camera was on one of the tables in the cafeteria and was aimed at Kent's usual fanboy area. I got these two photos of him being a creep that'll be in the papers," I said as I showed off the pictures, her gasping at them.
"He groped Patty and kicked her in the pussy?! I'm definitely going to spread word about THAT for sure! And... Jake said yes? HE SAID YES! EEE! It's so sweet he had you be his gross messenger boy! Here, you can have these. If you want to feel like a girl, this is the way to do it," she said, me smiling at that.
"I've felt like a girl ever since I woke up in class today," I said to her honestly.
"Really? What made you change your mind?" Crystal asked with a smile.
"It's a secret. If you want to learn more, meet me at Rod's pizza after school today," I said, her nodding at that.
"Okay, I will, even if I hate that place," she smirked.
"Don't worry, I have a plan in place to get back at Kent, Chet, AND Brittanii, and Rod's pizza is involved... the secret's in the sauce," I smirked with a wink, which she smiled wickedly at.
"Whoo, that's savage, man! I'd pay MONEY to see that!" she smirked widely.
"I know, but it's for free," I smirked back at her as I then went to go put up Sawyer's flyers, but not before changing my appearance into that of a girl using the shower stall... via some girl clothes and disgusing my hair in a pink bow. So now I looked like I could be mistaken for a girl with a flat chest, which was just what I was back in my world. I then went out of the girl's bathroom and saw that Chet was there with Brittanii and they looked confused.
"Hey, wait a minute. Where's that butterball at?" Chet asked in anger.
"Yeah, where's Cooper?! I thought I saw him go in there?" Brit asked, me then changing my voice via inflection to sound like what I used to sound like... or as close to it as possible.
"I don't know, I'm an exchange student... I'm Tina Cheerio," I said in my fake accent, which Chet frowned at.
"Peh, okay, fine. Looks like we gotta stoke this bathroom until school lets out, Britanni," Chet growled.
"Better yet, I'm going in there to find him!" Brit said, me then getting out of dodge and going to hang up Sawyer's flyers, getting the first one by Mark, then going outside of the school to hang on on the outdoor bulletin board, and by that time, Chet and Brit were trying to find me in the school, so I went down the path that led to the hall of lockers. And upon doing so, I went through the place, avoiding the duo like I were in a stealth game. I eventually went into Shop class as the duo of cheerleader and jock were coming through the doors that led to the library. I then found the item I needed in the box cutter and, after doing so, put on a pair of safety goggles before then going out of shop class. And guess what?
Brittanii and Chet were fooled by the goggles on my face! They walked right past me as I then hung the final of the flyers on the bulletin board and then, afterwards, I then proceeded towards the gymnasium and got the rope from there. I then combined said rope with the pulley, making the ultimate MacGyver moment! I then decided to go back to the library, since I heard an announcement over the PA systems.
"Cooper McCarthy, please come to the library to return your overdue library books," the librarian's voice said, me wincing at that, as she basically gave a free invite for Chet and Brit to attack me... and then?
"Chet and Brittanii, please report to the gymnasium for sports practice. You're 15 minutes late," the announcement spoke. Whew, my ass was saved! I then went to the library after seeing the latter two book it from the hallway where Holly was beating up a student and, afterwards, I then spoke to the librarian.
"Excuse me, I-" I was about to say before she shushed me. So I then used sign language to communicate. "You called me?" I said in sign, her then being surprised at me doing that.
"Since when did you learn sign language, Cooper? I don't recall you ever using that to communicate with me in here," the librarian asked in sign language as well.
"Let's just say I learned a few things from online videos," I signed back. "You wanted to see me for something?"
"Yes, I did," she said, using her voice this time. "You still have four overdue library books that you need to return. They've been unreturned for almost a week now!" she said, me frowning at that as I felt something crop up from Coop's mind... a memory.
"I paid for those books; don't you remember? I worked very hard to get enough money to buy them from the library instead of rent them," I said, still in sign, which the librarian was surprised at before looking at her records.
"Oh! Would you look at that! You're right for a change! Ha! Silly me! But maybe you can do something for me, and I can give you something for the trouble," she smiled.
"What do you have in mind?" I signed.
"There's a book called "Woodwork for dummies" that hasn't been returned for over a month! I need you to see if you can find it and bring it back, then tell me where you found it so I know who to blame," she smirked.
"Hmm... I think I saw a book like that, but it was stashed under the desk in woodshop class. I'll go find it and get it back. Pray I don't get splinters," I smirked as I signed.
"Hehe, good one," she smiled back nicely for a change. I then went out and proceeded to the woodshop class from Holly's position, where she was beating another student silly for not having a Holly Pass. And before that? I gave her something she needed to see.
"Huh? What are these?" she asked as she then saw the photos I took of Kent, which she gasped at. "HE DARES HURT MY BELOVED PATTY?! DUTY CALLS! IN THESE FUCKING HALLS!" she shouted out loud like a war cry as she then ran for the cafeteria, which I smiled at.
"Boy, I would not want to be Kent right now," I smiled widely. "Wait, I wouldn't want to be Kent any day of the week, what am I saying?" I chuckled to myself as I then went to the woodshop class and, afterwards, got the pully and rope into position on the chain and then got the ropes to tie around the clamp in the middle.
"Okay, all set up, now the moment of truth," I smiled as I then hit the lever... and smiled at how the chain went up and so did the desk! After that, I gawked at how the rope was starting to come loose, so I rushed in, grabbed the book, and booked it out of dodge before the desk smashed down onto the ground with a very loud crashing sound! But nobody came, despite the loud noise. I then looked at the book and smirked. Woodwork for Dummies, with a library sticker on it for... March 13th, 2023.
"Yep, this is it, alright," I smirked as I then went back to the library and handed the book to the librarian and signed to her.
"Got the book, it was in the shop class, under a desk, that I lifted with a rope and pully, before the whole thing crashed down harder than a drunk at last call," I signed to her, which she smirked at.
"I wondered what that disturbingly loud noise was! Thanks for letting me know this! I'm going to find whoever took this book and I'm gonna blow them across the room and into the ocean!" she said angrily. "But before that, I have your reward right here. A voucher for a free cheese pizza from Rod's pizza shop. No expiration date, large, and free! You're welcome," she smiled.
"Great, this'll cover me for today's lunch and dinner! Thank you, and hope you have a good rest of the day," I signed to her, which she nodded at with a lighthearted chuckle.
"Hahaha, you too, Mister Cooper," she smiled at me as I then left the library and smiled as the bell FINALLY went off!
"Yes! Freedom! Time to get some pizza!" I smiled widely as I hid the voucher in my bag and proceeded to leave the school, going down the road from it and towards the other parts of town on foot... and before that, I found some fly paper freshly sealed in a bag that was on the ground!
"Sweet! Free fly paper!" I smiled as I pocketed the freebie and then kept walking, seeing that the bag was in front of a place that wouldn't need it anyway, that being an abandoned house where dogfights happened. And after that, I walked down the road towards the shops, as I had to get my legs working in order to grab the pizza... but I had to wonder if I could get some money from someplace? I then saw something on the ground by Lemon Abe's stand, which happened to be at least fifty dollars in a wallet! But I wasn't a bad guy, so I simply spoke up.
"Hey, Lemon Abe? Do you know whose wallet this is?" I asked, her gawking at that.
"Oh, hey, that must've been my last customer. He's the blind guy over there. He paid for a preordered lemonade-flavored drink, but he must've forgotten his wallet! Why don't you take it over to him?" she asked, me nodding as I walked over to the blind person and spoke.
"Excuse me, sir, I have something for you," I said, him then locking his face towards me.
"Wha? Whaddayou got for me, little man?" he asked.
"You dropped your wallet over at the lemonade stand. Don't worry, nothing's missing," I said as I handed him the wallet and he then proceeded to move his fingers through it, me seeing that there was a fifty in there, and the rest was braille checks.
"Uhuh, this is mine alright. Y'know what, one good turn deserves another. Here, have the fifty for helpin' me out," he said, me smiling as I then accepted it happily.
"Thanks, sir. And you're welcome," I smiled.
"You bet, and thanks for returnin' it to me! I need to git to the store so I can get my braille porno," he said, me shaking my head at that.
"Good luck with that, sir. Be good to him, okay, doggo?" I smirked, him barking after happily. Now it was time to treat myself to some pizza... and I'd also get some extra stuff and ask for it to be delivered to the house as opposed to me carrying it, mainly because bullies sucked.