Review Responses:
Derick Lindsey: Nah Zee is too high-larious to give a leg to Bowie.
"Oh my god let's just get this season over with." Chris said. "Last time, Wayne and Raj got voted out! Total Drama Island!"
INTRO
"I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas." Priya sung.
"There is just one skibidi." Bowie sung.
"Someone fanum tax the toilet." Zee sung.
"Because Kai Cenat has to pee." Scary Girl sung.
"I'm more sigma than you know." Priya sung.
"I only edge in Ohio." Bowie sung.
"I saw Speed there too." Zee sung.
"All I gyatt for Chrizzmas is..." Scary Girl sung.
Ripper farted, and everyone stared at him.
"You ruined the song dumbass." Zee insulted.
"Not slay." Bowie agreed.
"Wow that was fire, put it the fuck out." Chris said. "Anyways, since this is a Christmas episode, the challenge will be a snowball fight! Last person to get hit by a snowball wins immunity! Go!"
"I will win!" Priya said as she threw a snowball at Scary Girl.
"This is what you get for ruining the song!" Bowie said as he threw a snowball at Ripper.
Zee ate a snowball.
"Woah! Everyone except Bowie and Priya are out!" Chris said. "Who will win?"
The snow is thick and wet, and it's coming down hard. It's the kind of snow that can be used as ammunition for a snowball fight.
"I WIN," Bowie shouts gleefully.
"Nuh-uh!" Priya screams back. "You're just saying that because you're so cute! I'm gonna make you eat those words." She launches a huge ball of ice at him, but he ducks under it and dodges away. He hurls his own snowball right into her face.
Priya falls to the ground, whimpering. Her scarf is drenched in melted snow, and she can't see out of one eye.
"Yes I win!" Bowie said.
"Actually, this was just a non-elimination round!" Chris said. "Priya is still in!"
"WHAT!?" Bowie said.
"HAH!" Priya laughed.
They both start lobbing snowballs at each other, but none of them hit.
Then the noise stops. Bowie has stopped making snowballs. His body just...stops moving.
He looks up from where he's lying on the ground, staring blankly ahead.
"What?" Priya asks.
She doesn't get any kind of answer. He's still standing there, frozen stiff as a board. Then suddenly, he moves. In slow motion, he lifts his hands above his head and turns around.
The way he does this makes it look like he's walking through water. His arms move smoothly and effortlessly, without even a hint of resistance or hesitation.
There is something wrong with Bowie's eyes though. They don't seem to focus properly.
But then his whole body starts to shake violently. And all the snow around him begins to disappear.
Snowball after snowball dissolves into thin air, leaving only a faint cloud of ice behind.
A man appears in front of Priya. He's tall and lean, wearing a black suit and tie. His hair is short and spiky, and a pair of dark glasses covers his face. He looks like any other businessman, except for the fact that his left hand is missing its middle finger.
"Who are you? What do you want with us?" Priya demands, backing away slowly.
"It's time to die, little girl," he says calmly, holding the gun in his right hand.
He fires a single shot that hits Priya in the chest and knocks her backwards.
She hits the ground hard, her breath knocked out of her. Her snowman comes tumbling down beside her.
Just before she passes out, she hears the man say, "This isn't over yet."
When she wakes up, she finds herself sitting upright on a bed. It's a white room with no windows, no doors, and not much else. There's a small table against the wall near the door. On top of it, there's a TV showing a looped video of a man being chased by wolves.
As soon as her eyes open, she realizes that something is different about the place. There's no pain anywhere in her body. No headache, no dizziness, nothing. Just...perfect health. It's almost as if her wounds have already healed.
And for some reason, she can't remember anything that happened since she came here.
"We've been waiting for you," someone says from the doorway.
Priya sits up in bed. When she sees who's standing there, she lets out a surprised laugh.
"I thought you said we'd never find each other," she says.
It's Bowie, Scary Girl, Zee and Ripper. They're all alive and well.
"Yeah, well, things got a little complicated along the way," Ripper says, rubbing his shoulder.
"How long was I asleep?" Priya asks.
"Two days," Bowie replies.
"Two days?!" Priya exclaims, looking at her bandaged arm. "No wonder my wound didn't heal..."
"Don't worry," Zee says. "We took care of everything. You'll be good as new in no time."
"So what happened to the guy who tried to kill us?" Priya asks, looking around for their attacker.
She can't find anything. The snowman is gone, and the wintery forest is no longer there. All that remains is the white room.
"That's what we wanted to talk to you about," Bowie says.
"And why did you guys bring me here instead of just taking me back home?"
"Because we need your help," he says. "We were hoping you could tell us how to go on with our lives now that..."
He trails off. He's struggling to find the words, and for once, it's not because he's afraid of scaring her.
"Now that what?" Priya asks.
"Well, you know," Zee says hesitantly. "Our friends might have died. We lost everything. So we decided it was time for us to take a break from running."
"A break?" Priya repeats, confused.
"Yeah, like...a vacation," Bowie explains. "Like, we're gonna lay low for a while. See if we can figure out what to do next."
"Shut the fuck up!" Chris announced. "Start throwing snowballs already!"
Priya threw a snowball at Bowie. "Priya wins immunity!" Chris announced. "Everyone else is up for elimination!"
AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY...
"Priya won immunity, so she's safe!" Chris announced.
"If I wasn't safe, I'd SUE YOU!" Priya screamed.
"LMAO okay." Chris said. "Also safe are Zee and Bowie!"
They caught their marshmallows.
"Scary Girl and Ripper, one of you is going home!" Chris told them. "The last marshy warshy goes to..."
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"Scary Girl!" She caught her marshmallow.
"Sorry Ripper, but you've been voted out." Chris said. "Not surprised, you fucking fell off bro."
"Exactly!" Zee said. "First he ruins the brainrot song, THEN he says something that isn't farting? Lame."
AT THE BOOT OF SHAME...
"Any last words, Ripper?" Chris asked. "Actually nevermind, keep your derailed mouth shut."
Chris pushed a button, and the boot kicked Ripper into the ocean.
Ripper farted while holding onto the dock.
"We're now down to our Final 4!" Chris said. "Or you I say Final 5?"
Zee counted. "No, there are only 3 of us."
"Nope!" Chris said. "Because a new contestant is joining the game!"
Everyone gasped.
"That's right!" Chris said. "And the viewers will vote them in!"
"What that's crazy yo." Bowie said.
"Yep!" Chris said. "Here's who you can vote for.."
Staci
"Yah, I'm gonna join the game because my family is amazing." Staci said.
Dakota
"You'd better vote for me, or I'll sue you!" Dakota threatened.
B
B did the floss.
Sam
"If you vote for me, it would be an epic gamer moment!" Sam said.
Brick
Brick was taking a piss. "Huh?"
Anne Maria
"You'd better vote for me, or I'll crush you!" Anne Maria threatened.
Scott
Scott fell down the stairs and broke his legs. "OUCHIES!"
Zoey
"Mike Mike Mike Mike!" Zoey said.
Cameron
"Googoo gaga." Cameron said.
Beardo
Beardo made the sound effect of a car crash.
Amy
"YOU'D BETTER VOTE FOR ME AND NOT LAMEY!" Amy cried.
Rodney
"With sausages and ostriches and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Rodney yapped.
Samey
"Boo-hoo." Samey cried.
Ella
"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler." Ella sung.
Dave
"I'M GONNA KILL SKY! I'M GONNA KILL HER!" Dave screamed.
Max
"You should vote for me, as I am e-ville! Mwahahahaha!" Max laughed.
Sugar
"Sugar Silo! I'm wicked sweet! I flap it when I rap it with a tasty beat! Don't like milk from a Jersey Cow! I'm the Queen o' craptry, y'all should bow! Sugar Holla! Sugar Silo go! Dosey Do Sugar Silo here to win the dough! Sugar Holla! Like a cocking horse, the truth I speak, I'll beat Miss Olympic and the Zombie Freak! Am I trippin'? No way this is for real, I'm gonna win the million dollar deal! Sugar Holla!" Sugar sung.
Sky
"I WILL WIN!" Sky screamed.
Shawn
"ZOMBIES!" Shawn cried.
"And that's everyone!" Chris said. "Vote in the reviews for one of them to join in the next episode of Total Drama Island!"
Votes:
Ripper - Bowie, Zee, Priya, Scary Girl
Scary Girl - Ripper
17th - MK
16th - Julia
15th - Damien
14th - Nichelle (Deceased)
13th - Axel
12th - Chase
MERGE
11th - Caleb
10th - Emma
9th - Tipper
8th - Millie (Deceased)
7th/6th: Wayne
6th/7th: Raj
5th: Ripper
Girls: Priya, Scary Girl
Boys: Bowie, Zee
Notes:
Sorry for getting rid of Ripper, but I didn't want the winner to be too obvious.
Also vote for one of the silly billies to join in the comments, voting ends when I start writing the next chapter. If the vote count is different to the reviews then it's because this is being crossposted to AO3. See ya.