A Completely Inappropriate FMA Yaoi. After 2nd Lieutenant Havoc unintentionally spies on his superior officers easing stress after hours, he finds himself completely enthralled with the Colonel. Meanwhile, the Elrics keep accidentally peeping on the men as well. Edward uses this against them and gets two servants out of the deal.HavocxMustang/Some HughesxMustang/DeviousEd. COMPLETE

Set After the first movie. Winry is alone and decides to go on a journey. Except she didn't realize that some how she would end up in 1939 Munich,Germany.

'He rolls her over onto her back, calls her name. His chest feels as if it will concave from the retching of his heart. He looks upon her face - so sticky and pale - not the face of the Lan Fan he knows. Her eyes are closed, shut tightly, unknown to the world – to Xing – to her Master, Ling Yao. '

Edward Elric only wants to prove himself and to do that he faces off against the best; Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. Flames ignite, punches are thrown and kicks come hammering down. This is Flame vs Fullmetal.

"Do you do this to Alphonse when you are falling asleep?" Do… Huh? Edward's hand ceased its motion. "What?" "Do you draw his array on him as you fall asleep?" Oh. Ed balled his hand into a fist and held it against Roy's back, suddenly self-conscious. So you know Al and I sleep together at home…

Mei is becoming desperate to spend time with Alphonse, leading to an idea guaranteed to get him talking to her. It might not end like she'd hoped though, considering Alphonse can see right through her. Happy Day 1 of AlMei Week!

"Of course I wouldn't /actually/ do /that/ with Mustang," Ed responded, rolling his eyes. "But theoretically? Totally." -In which Mustang's staff bets on who would top who in bed and Edward smugly agrees, theoretically, of course. Because Ed would never /actually/ sleep with Roy. That was just ludicrous. -Rated for sexual theme, language, implied denial and indirect EdRoy.

Taylor should have known not to be surprised by her best friend's…oddness. And her best friend, LeFay, should have known not to be surprised by Taylor's efficiency as a ninja. However, neither of them was prepared for this. - A side story for TBA -

Al had always been attracted to the idea of other people thinking that his motives behind what was now being hailed as his greatest achievement were completely honorable. The truth was far less flattering. AlMei Week.

I'm used to Mei and I having our own little world of just the two of us. Together, we were a force against the larger world that didn't care for us, standing tall with our heads up. Our world has expanded. There's one more person now who shares it with us, and my one wish is that it could just be the two of us again. AlMei Week.

On grey days, Gracia Hughes hates her own daughter.

Après la fin de la guerre d'Ishval, Roy invite Riza à passer un dernière soirée ensemble...

Edward Elric didn't believe in luck. But, he would have killed for some right about now, if he were honest with himself. Of course, fate had always been stingy with him. So "lucky" for him at this point would probably constitute the ability to open his eyes and speak, while he would still be dying, of course. For some reason, he kept coming back to that. (My Merlin fans: read ;)

Characters from FMA are invited to a talk show! Filled with stupid and crazy questions! Find out more here!

Sexually eager Izumi Curtis and Olivier Armstrong find sexy sanctuary in Mustang's office, when Riza walks in on them and is persuaded to join in. Mustang also stumbles upon the frenzy and despite his presence, encourages them to continue in their lusty endeavor. An IzumixOlivier/Royai fan-fiction.

After quitting the military, Mustang calls the Elrics to his office one last time. Finally fed up with Ed's crappy attitude, he forces him to go to highschool and interact with kids his age so he can earn some humility. Naturally, Al gets pulled in the middle. They can handle homunculi, but can they handle an entire school full of hormonally-crazed teenagers?

AU. The story of eight people's experience with addiction, sex, employment and murder. Warnings and crack-ass pairings inside.

I cant write summaries so forgive me, but read to find out

It was one night, and that one night will deliver the most bizarre and life-changing consequences. Roy and Olivier have always loved to play games on each other. -Roy/Olivier

Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]

"It was a wild dream Morgan Elric had- becoming a State Alchemist. It wasn't a title for the weak or the inexperienced, and sadly enough, that was exactly what she was. There was only so much a book could teach, so she found herself on a one-way train from Rush Valley to Central City."

What if Roy Mustang would have never seen the truth? What if it was her that stopped Bradley and saved the Colonel - in return to her eyesight...? [RoyAi-AU; What-If...?]

Everyone likes surprises, right? WRONG! Now a two-shot

"You don't have to do this Winry!" Edward shouted and I looked back at him with sad eyes, but I put a fake smile on. "Thank you Ed for everything, but it's time," I said letting go of his hand and walking to the darkness. I turned and gave one last smile and vanished into the darkness.

"I was supposed to have a private room, sir," First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye huffed with a grainy voice, "Roy pai-" "Please, do you think his money matters when mine comes into the picture?" Olivier Armstrong snorted.