You don’t get into the BAU because you’re well-adjusted. And once you’re in it, it’s your lifeblood. You can never get out. You can never run far enough.

A series of one-shots based on writing challenges about our favorite profilers. Rated T for suggestive subjects, in other words Garcia, violence, and language.

First it's being sacked, then the car going, then an eviction scare. Penelope's life goes rapidly downhill and soon she finds herself a criminal and a stranger all in one, can the team do their job and profile her case before its too late?

A young girl Natalie is kidnapped while her family was on vacation in Quantico. Garcia is sick and Prentiss is on maturnity leave, will they be able to turn to Elle for help? Will they have enough time? Contains some rape Don't like, Don't read.

JJ and Emily give Reid a makeover.

If I'm gone when you wake up, please don't cry... WARNING: CHARACTER DEATHS!

It is better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all..." her mind whispered. "No its not!" she cried into her hands. "I need him!" She needed him with every breath she took...

*smiles* Look at the title. Jack. You know you don't need a summary. *clears throat* And I can't think of one. *grins* HP

Sometimes death is better...for everyone. No pairings.

Spencer goes home after Foyet escapes. One-Shot.

Cuando ella está en peligro de muerte a causa de ese psicópata que la persigue, su corazón se encoje. Pronto sabrán que lo que sienten va más allá del simple cariño de compañeros. Hotch/García OneShot

Oneshot: Reid reflects on Rossi's actions on a case

Penelope needs a date for her family reunion and orignally goes through an unconventional method to get one before her best friend helps out. Pretty fluffy. I don't own a thing.

Off-shoot of "A Second Chance". You can't replace bad memories like you replace worn-out furniture but you can always make new ones; better and happier ones with the people you love the most. Co-written with ArwenLalaith

My first Hotch/Em fic: "I always felt bad for Alan Rickman's secretary. Being in love with her married boss." Hotch and Emily celebrate her birthday with a movie, hot chocolate, and plenty of fluff. Please read and review!

Spencer and Calliope spend the afternoon together. Fluff. One-Shot.

Derek Morgan has been having some strange urges lately...

Hotch is disappointed in Jordan after she lies to the victim's family. Will she ever be able to gain his trust? Or is all hope lost? This is the second story in the "Is There Something There?" series. Takes place 2 weeks after "Welcome?"

After a drink too many and Morgan not being able to resist any longer they finally share that night Penelope and Derek had always been joking about. ONESHOT for now.

For March madness angst challenge! Hotch find's out JJ and Will have broken up and believes he is already too late. Characters are CBS' not mine! Chapter 11 is new!

Lexi Finn is a 21 years old undercover Agent. when Lexi goes deep undercover and is soon involved deeper than she planed to be. Hotch gets word that their case is larger than he thought it would be. Lexi now wants out with out getting hurt.

Spencer Reid has always been a shy and lonely. What if on one case, he met the love of his life? Or maybe she is a lonely person, who is very desperate? This is for all of those Spencer lovers who wish to see him happy. Suck at summaries R&R

Love can be complicated it's true. Penelope Garcia but she did not expect it not primarily to

l'amour peut etre compliquer c'est vrai. mais pour pénélope garcia elle ne s'attendais pas a ça surtout pas de lui

When there is a sudden increase of deaths at a college the BAU is called into investigate. However, things get complicated when the victims all have one connection, they are enemies of someone close to a member of the team.