Twelve Pains of Holidays by WyldClaw
Plot: A funny spoof of Bob Rivers' The Twelve Pains of Christmas song .
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The first thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Is finding the perfect tree
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The second thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Rigging up the decorations
And finding the perfect tree
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The third thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Winter flus
Rigging up the decorations
And finding the perfect tree
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The fourth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Making holiday cards
Winter flus
Rigging up the decorations
And finding the perfect tree
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The fifth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Five months of energy bills!
Making holiday cards
Winter flus
Rigging up the decorations
And finding the perfect tree
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The sixth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Facing holiday traffic
Five months of energy bills!
I hate those Holiday cards!
Ah-Ah-ACHOOO!
Rigging up the decorations
And finding the perfect tree
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The seventh thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Winter storm
Facing holiday traffic
Five months of energy bills!
Sending Holiday cards
Achoooooo! excuse me
I'm tryin' to rig up these decorations !
And finding the perfect tree
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The eighth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to m
I wanna Weird Barbie doll for christmas!
Winter storms,
whatcha mean "YOUR parking spot."
Five months of big energy bills!
Oh, making out these cards
get me a Sudafed or and Advil will you?
What? we don't have any extension cords! ?
And finding the perfect tree
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The ninth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Way too Crowded malls
Daddy, get me chocolate !
Freezing winter storms
Facing holiday traffic
Five months of big energy bills
Writing out those Holiday cards
Winter flus
Ok why the blazes are they blinking!
And finding the perfect tree
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The tenth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Batteries aren't included
Way too Crowded malls
I wanna see santa!
Go freeze somewhere else..
Facing holiday traffic
Five months of big energy bill
sending Holiday cards
Great..my nose makes me look like Rudolph
One light fizzes out, they all go out
And finding the perfect tree
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The eleventh thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Dull holiday tv movies
Batterie aren';t included
Way to packed malls
I gotta use the bathroom!
winter storms
Traffic's a witch,, I loathe it
Five months of big bills
I don't even know half these people!
Who's got the Kleenex
Just perfect.. I blew a fuse!
And finding the perfect tree
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The twelfth thing of the holidays that's such a pain to me
Christmas songs everywhere
Dull holiday tv movies
Batteries aren't included
Way Crowded malls
Waaaaaaaaaaah!
Ugh winter storms
Gotta get there early
Five months of big energy bills
I'm not making them this year!
Shut up! My aching head ...
You're so smart, you put up the decorations !
And finding the perfect tree