After quickly banishing a certain wolf from further appearances in this very story because mocking someone for their own infantile stupidity has run it's course and not everyone will find it funny because humor is subjective, Simba continued defending his kingdom with his pride of lionesses and adopted uncles, Pumbaa and Timon as they fought off dozens of Jackals and Hyenas as the Pridelands burned for the third time in a row while the remaining Lion Guard assisted in helping the herbivores in finding safety from all this violence, providing Rei Rei the perfect time to strike at Fuli as she jumped onto an Antelope fawn as it screamed for it's mommy who came to his rescue only for the jackal to take them both down in quick succession before Fuli could save them, much to the cheetah's chagrin.
" Rei Rei, how could you kill that mother and her child? they didn't do anything to you! " She called her out on her unhinged savagery.
" Circle of life, my dear. The predator always gets her prey one way or another...Now would you like to join them as well? Too bad, I'm making the choice for you! " Rei Rei then lunged at Fuli, who sidestepped her attack and scratched the jackal's face and clawed her side, causing the mother to wince in pain as they started circling each other.
" Moorff! Well, you got me good there I must admit. but you better make every claw and teeth tear slash count, Because I assure you that you won't get a second try at me, Dearie. " Rei Rei threatened as Fuli then attacked her again, the jackal sidestepping her attack and went for her throat, clamping down on it as the cheetah slashed at her face to get her to let go, which she eventually did by Kion ramming into her side, shoving her down to the ground.
" Fuli, you go protect to the herbivores and make sure that they make it to safety, I'll hold off Rei Rei, Now go! " The lion ordered as he took over the fight as his friend made a break for it. " Your beef is with me, not Fuli. "
" Actually my beef is with all of you welps, I was trying to do what was best for feeding my family and you fuckers kept fucking my hunts up so much that I finally completely snapped, I was sick of your self righteous interference and hurting my family and not just me, all of us Outlanders, we have a right to hunt on your grounds as well too you know, you can't just cast us out like trash just because you don't like us hurting your precious herbivores. you will never be my king, Kion. I will not be ruled by a pompous little brat! " Rei Rei growled venomously. " So why don't you leave me and my family at peace? "
" Because this vindictive vendetta of yours needs to stop, Rei Rei. it will end in all your clan being wiped out and it will all be your fault because you simply just can't let things go, I will not allow you to kill anymore my friends all because you disagree with how we run things, this kingdom is my home and you're not welcome here anymore, so why don't you leave before you won't be able to. " Kion responded with a hiss.
" Oh I'm not going anywhere, not until your head is dangling from my mouth! " Rei Rei then plowed into Kion and they started fighting, biting, clawing and maiming eachother which led to a chase up to Pride Rock through the burning grasslands as the Jackal chased after the lion, determined to kill him once and for all as she ignored the shearing pain from her wounds as her adrenaline rushed through her as Ono, Zazu and Anga dived down from above and started pecking at her to by Kion some time as the jackal snapped at them as they circled around her while Mpishi airplane rammed Ono out of the sky and proceeded to sexually torture him as Rei Rei maimed Zazu by snagging her jaws on his legs and forcing him to crash into the ground, before the jackal could do him in, Anga flew down and started pecking at her eyes until her enemy slapped her out and into the fire, the flames quickly consuming the martial eagle as she screamed.
With the birds taken care of, Rei Rei continued her chase after Kion as she raced through the passageways of Pride Rock after making sure to cave in Makini's skull in with a rock after being smacked in the face by her stick before taking said stick brutally sodomizing the mandrill's ass with it and continuing on her way as Rafiki mourned her loss. the jackal finally stopped to see Kion standing at the main rock of the palace as the two enemies stared each other down as the land burned below. As she started running towards him, Beshte charged at and managed to knock her off of the rock as he unfortunately due to his heavy weight and slow stopping speed, tumbled after her and busted like a balloon as his entrails and blood painted the jagged rocks below as Rei Rei saved herself and lifted herself back onto the rock as Kion glared at her.
" Hey, now that wasn't me. he fell off himself. " Rei Rei defended herself. " But enough about Tubby, let's kill you! " the two continued their fight from where they left off as Fuli, Timon, Rafiki, and Jasiri and Janja cheered him on as Anga arrived with singed feathers and a traumatized Ono arrived with his new mate Mpsihi to watch the battle as a bandaged Zazu was being held by worried Pumbaa as Simba and Nala observed.
Goi Goi arrived as well and tried to intervene in the fight to stop it, only to be pulled back by Dhahabu. " Now now honey, let them battle it out. " She told him.
" But that's my wife he's fighting! " Goi Goi pleaded. " Rei Rei, Kion, Please stop this! no more fighting baby, please come back home with me. "
Kion pounced on Rei Rei and started choking her to death until Goi Goi and Pumbaa intervened and pulled them off each other and the scraggily jackal laid into his insane wife. " REI REI I SAID STOP! NO MORE MURDER, YOUR VENDETTA NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT NOW! " He scolded before changing his voice to a more calm state as he embraced his wife. " Please listen to me Honey Cakes, they don't deserve this, none of us do. I'm not ready to lose you over this, it's not worth it...the kids need their momma back..I want you back. so please let it go and let's go home okay? " the two jackals stared at each other and broke down in tears of sorrow and regret as Bunga, alive and well ate fruit off of Muhimu's thick white striped ass with disappointment on his face.
" Boo, I wanted bloodshed, not melodrama! " he shouted.
" WE"RE HAPPY THAT YOU"RE ALIVE BUT, BUNGA YOU ASSHOLE, SHUT UP! " the entire cast shouted at him for ruining the tender moment as a head wrapped Makini dope slapped him while downing an entire bottle of ibuprofen to cope with her pain.
