In Rayman's house; the limbless hero with only his head and feet was in the laundry room standing next to a dryer that was in motion.
The dryer finished up before it opened up, causing his hands and chest with his signature clothing to float out.
"Nothing like doing laundry." said Rayman.
He walked out of the laundry room and into his kitchen before grabbing an apple which he began to eat.
He munched on it loudly.
He burped.
"Oooh, oh yeah that's good." said Rayman.
He finished the apple before throwing the core away.
The limbless hero walked over to the front door and opened it up, revealing Molly, Scratch, Ollie, Hailey, Scott, and Beta were on the other side and Scott knocked on Rayman's head.
The limbless hero groaned in annoyance, shocking the others.
"Whoops, my bad." said Scott.
Rayman walked outside and lifted Scott up before tossing him into his house.
"The nerve of such people." said Rayman.
He sighed.
He closed the door before remembering something and opened it up again.
"Alright, alright, come on in." said Rayman.
The others walked into the house as Rayman closed the door.
"He still worked up about that Ubisoft made Suicide Squad knockoff he's in?" said Scratch.
"Didn't his most recent game have an E10+ rating?" said Ollie.
"It must have." said Hailey.
"My most recent appearance was a Mario+Rabbids video game as a DLC." said Rayman, "And that was Everyone 10 and up."
He then pulled out the blaster he used in his Mario+Rabbids Sparks of Hope DLC.
"But I got to keep this bad boy." said Rayman.
He put the blaster away.
He sighed.
"Seems like Ubisoft will do anything for me besides make a full fledge video game that isn't a DLC attachment." said Rayman.
"Well at least you'll be appearing in a TV show for the first time." said Scott.
"There was already a piece of shit show about me that was never produced, never aired on TV, and only had four episodes." said Rayman.
"Couldn't have been that bad." said Scott.
"I sounded like Stimpy and Fry had a lovechild with a Brooklyn accent." said Rayman.
"Okay that's bad." said Scott.
"Couldn't be worse than that anime influenced Suicide Squad ripoff we just mentioned earlier." said Rayman, "Good thing I can afford my own cah."
He then became shocked by how he pronounced car and became mad.
"Oh great, now Billy West's voice for me has me pronouncing car in a strange way." said Rayman.
Interview Gag
"Damn Ubisoft for it's terrible plans for me." said Rayman.
End Interview Gag
"You're lucky, you're not related to twin brothers who are a clear reference to The Rock." said Hailey.
"I'm the result of a fairy." said Rayman.
He sat down on his couch.
"Besides, it's very boring since I'm not all that busy much." said Rayman.
"Who knows, maybe someone will show up at your door, mistake you for a well known reporter and get you roped into work as an investigative reporter solving a mystery that's baffling the police." said Molly.
Rayman scoffed.
"Yeah like that's going to happen." Rayman said sarcastically.
A knocking sound was heard.
Rayman became confused.
"Huh, I'm not expecting someone." said Rayman.
He walked over to the front door and opened it up, revealing a man in a suit who then gave a box to Rayman.
"Oh thank goodness you're home Lance Pester." said the man.
Rayman became confused.
"Lance Pester?" said Rayman.
The man chuckled.
"Funny as always. You're one of my greatest reporters ever." said the man.
He then noticed Rayman and became confused.
"Wait a minute." said the man.
He inspected the limbless hero and noticed something off.
"Why aren't you wearing a neckerchief like you always do?" said the man.
"I used to wear one, but it didn't really suit me well, so I exchanged it for a hoodie." said Rayman.
The man laughed.
"I knew you were right for the job." said the man, "Now everything you need for this job is in that box, some high power cameras, note books, recorders, and a giftcard to Red Lobster worth 250 dollars."
"I'm more of a Red Robin person." said Rayman.
The man laughed again.
"I really like you, I'll get that Red Robin card as well. Just get the story as soon as possible." said the man.
He walked off.
The others noticed it.
"Boy that was a strange guy." said Hailey.
"Yeah, why didn't he have a gift card to Red Robin?" said Scratch.
Everyone glared at the ghost.
"Really, you're more concerned with a limbless hero getting a Red Lobster gift card instead of a Red Robin card and not that he was mistaken for another person?" said Beta.
"I'd rather have burgers than shell fish." said Scratch.
"That ghost is so shell fish." said Scott.
Everyone glared at Scott.
"Should I even throw him out Uncle Phil style? Because I already tossed him inside Uncle Phil style." said Rayman.
Everyone nodded.
"Okay then." said Roger.
Outside Rayman's house; Scott was thrown out the front door Uncle Phil style.
"YAAAAA!" screamed Scott.
Back in the house; Rayman set the box on his kitchen table and opened it up.
"I don't know if I want to even go along with whatever's going to happen in this fic." said Rayman.
The others became confused.
"What, why?" said Molly.
"I could get arrested for fraud." said Rayman.
"You can't get arrested for impersonating a reporter." said Hailey.
"To an extent you can, but also for impersonating a cop, a fire fighter, and a doctor." said Rayman.
"Didn't Spongebob's best friend impersonate a doctor once?" said Molly.
"Yeah but he got what he deserved." said Rayman.
He pulled out some photos of factories with stolen stuff and looked at them before becoming confused.
The other's noticed it.
"Is something bothering you?" Said Ollie.
"Maybe." Said Rayman.
He opened a drawer and pulled out a magnifying glass and held it over the photos.
In the photos we're similar glyph combos.
"Glyph combos?" Said Rayman.
He saw this and was curious.
The other's noticed the combo's in the photos.
"Glyphs in the human realm? That doesn't make any sense." Said Scratch.
"Yeah, the only Titan in existence is King, and he's still to young to create his own Titan language to make glyphs. And there's no way anyone else could cast a combo since the last two people who were able to lost their powers. Belos was ripped from the Titans heart, and Luz gave her Titan powers up after Belos' demise, but somehow regained them through an unexplained reason off screen. Even if there's still some Titans blood left, the combo's should have disappeared after the glyph spell was cast." Said Rayman.
Everyone did some thinking.
"What if the Titans blood used was synthetic?" Said Hailey.
Rayman looked at Hailey and smiled.
"Well I'm very certain that synthetic Titans blood would be nothing like the real deal, but it might still be strong enough to cast an actual glyph spell." Said Rayman.
Interview Gag
"I should know a lot of things about magic, I was created through magic and have studied the different kinds." Said Rayman.
End Interview Gag
"So what's the plan?" Said Beta.
"For starters, I'll visit Doctor Strange to see if it's possible to create synthetic blood, then determine if there are any glyph combos that are illegal to use in the Demon Realm. I've got a hunch that whoever is responsible for this might know something." Said Rayman.
Everyone nodded and with that Rayman left.
"Should we ask Eda if she knows of such illegal spells? Because she was a wanted criminal." said Molly.
"Political criminal." said Hailey.
"Still." said Molly.