'Jingle Bats' (Holiday parody song)
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[Verse 1]
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way!
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!
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[Chorus]
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg...
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got away!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way...
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Batmobile every day!
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[Verse 2]
Late one Christmas Night,
Boy it was a sight!
Catwoman decked in
Red and Green...
She was nice, not mean.
Batman gave Robin the night off,
A break from fighting crime...
Then Bat and Cat went to
Batman's 'Secret Loft'...
For such a Lovely Time, Oh!
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[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg...
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And The Joker got away!
(And the Penguin too: Oh poo!)