Chapter 5: The Miser Brothers:

Heat Miser's POV:

The North Pole! Worse place to work. This place is so cold, my flames are freezing! Santa couldn't have worked in a warmer place? Anyway, the elves were getting us our suits.

"Make sure you get a bigger suit for my brother's bigger belly," says Snow.

"And make sure you get a hat for my brother's bigger head," I said.

"I hope Kristin's going to be okay," says Mrs. Claus, "it's not like her to give up her whole life for a man she just met!"

"He's probably an okay guy," says Snow.

"Or he could be an ax murderer," I said. Snow and Mrs. Claus then looked at me. "What? It could happen."

"I'll try to keep an eye on her," says Mrs. Claus, "but you two-"

"Don't worry," says Snow, "I got this!"

"Not without me," I said.

. . .

Snow Miser: I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle; I'm Mister Ten below
Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much

Heat Miser: I'm Mister Green Christmas, I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister, I'm Mister 101
They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much

Henchwomen: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow
He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister Ten below
Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
Henchwomen: He's too much
Snow Miser: Thank you.

I never want to know a day that's over 40°
I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5 and let it freeze

Henchwomen: He's Mister Green Christmas, he's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister, he's Mister 101
Heat Miser: They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
Henchwomen: He's too much

Heat Miser: I never want to know a day that's under 60°
I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100°
Henchwomen: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mr. sun
He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister 101
Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch
Miser Brothers: Turns to snow/starts to melt in my clutch
Henchwomen: He's too much
Too much!

We then started fighting.

To Be Continued

In the next chapter, Kristin enjoys her new life, but feels like she's forgetting something.