Right now the four of the GRemory Peerage were currently inside the training room, practicing their new skills they learned after watching the battles.
It was also a therapeutic way for them to blow off steam with the revelation that the games were pushed back by a few more weeks.
Gasper had his Tempus Dracule form ready and he began to blitz past the swinging dummies, using his claws to slash and cut them in such a high speed that it seemed that to his eyes, everything stopped moving. When he snapped his fingers, they all turned to bits.
Akeno formed many clones of herself and soon began practicing Thundaga spells from Sephiroth as well as using a pair of bracers with Lightning materia in them. This allowed her to supercharge her blasts but the downside was that they needed to recharge after each use.
Koneko began to enhance her strikes with Senjutsu, making sure to filter out all of the negative energy of the world with her happiest memories, allowing her to shift into her neko form, giving a boost to her physical power. She even was able to unleash gusts of wind via her punches.
Finally, Kiba had begun to test Ikari Tetsu. As he said, it did allow him to strike harder and faster as he began to hack at the training dummy with near blinding speed. However, there was one drawback: He could only use it for two minutes, otherwise his magic would be drained. He would still have his speed but he could only summon one sword for battle.
The others were also training their own way with Asia trying to enhance the range of her healing field, Xenovia also began to practice with both Durandal and her new sword in the form of Sephiroth's MAsamune. She even incorporated some of Sephiroth's techniques with Durandal. Rossweisse began creating new runes and Issei was trying to perfect his bishop form of his balance breaker. Rias, meanwhile, was busy planning out new strategies when the game does get started.
But she couldn't help but feel jealous about the progress her friends were making.
"They all have new skills, meanwhile here I am just reading books to come up with new strategies." she thought to herself.
What was the point of being a king if she wasn't in on the action herself?
She shook her head. No. This was not the time to think about that. She had a game to prepare.
The next day, they all met up in the clubroom, but Kiba wasn't there with them.
"Hey. So where is Kiba?" Kuroka asked in curiosity.
"He's staying home. Apparently, he went overkill with his new balance breaker and he is pretty much exhausted. So, we decided he should take today off just to recover" Azazel confirmed.
"Yeah. I need to bring his work and unfortunately, I have to make sure to avoid the Yaoi yahoos in the school." Issei said with a grumble.
"Yaoi?" Ravel asked in confusion.
"GRRR…THEY ALL THINK ME AND THAT PRETTY BOY ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR! I HAD TO DEAL WITH STUPID FANCOMICS BEING READ ALL DAY!" He screamed as he scratched his head in frustration.
"Yeah. I thought only the boys were perverts." Koneko said in her usual deadpan.
Everyone chuckled at the comments and soon Shawn had to get their attention.
"Now then…while his pain is amusing, should we…?" He said as he pointed to the portal.
They all nodded and went to the viewing room, where Shawn had morphed back into his Showman form with the wheel all ready.
"Seeing as Kiba ain't here, Rias you may have the honour." Rias said as she stood up and grabbed a hold of the wheel. Soon she spun it with all her might. The wheel spun around until it stopped at…Rias 1.
Rias looked shocked. She was wishing for a chance to learn from a battle and here it is.
"Well now, looks like the King has arrived. And here is a trailer to look at for your chosen battle." Showman said as he showed the trailer
(Toccata and Fugue in D Minor)
The scene takes place in a dark ballroom, with the full moon shining down and through the glass of the castle windows. On the throne is a figure holding a goblet of wine as he twirled it in his hand.
Soon a chilling voice is heard?
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
Soon the screen showed a trailer of a man with pale skin and long black hair cleaving through the bodies of knights.
It then showed him laughing as he transformed into a swarm of bats that covered the room as a man holding a whip began to dodge each bat.
Next was him transforming into a giant man bat which soon brought its claws across the screen, which turned black.
It then showed the same face with a giant castle and a blood red sky in the background as evil laughter rung through the air as the screen said:
"FEAR THE MIGHT OF DRACULA!"
When the trailer stopped, everyone was pale with shock. But the one who broke the silence was Gasper.
"D-D-D-D-Dracula! King of Vampires! Dracula!" Gasper stuttered as he pointed at the screen.
"The battle is going to feature the infamous creature by Bram Stoker?!" Azazel said as his eyes widened.
"Nope. This version of Dracula is a different version." Showman said as he began the battle.
(Wiz & Boomstick by Brandon Yates)
Wiz: Evil and darkness are some of the vilest things in the world and those that rule it are the living definition of neutral evil
Boomstick: And the worst part is when the heroes take it down, it just comes back with a goddamn second health bar!
"That is true. I mean, nothing is worse when the enemy comes back stronger than ever. It ruins all progress." Sirzechs said with the other leaders nodding in agreement. They all had to deal with enemies that came abc after they fell the first time
Wiz: Ganondorf, the calamitous Demon King of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.
"Ganondorf huh? Sounds frightening…" Asia whispered as she hugged Issei. Issei was blushing as he felt her moderate sized breasts but said nothing.
She was too pure.
Boomstick: And Count Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
"AKA, the King of Vampires…" Rias gulped. She was going to learn from these two evil overlords.
This should be fun.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
GANONDORF
Almost immediately, the audience saw a figure with dark grey skin and black scales on his arms with black veins on his body. He had red eyes and a roaring flame for a hairdo, while holding a large blade.
Immediately, everyone began to sweat. They could tell that this guy was pure evil incarnate
Wiz: Millenia ago, in an age long past, the demon king Demise threatened to pull the world into blood and war.
Boomstick: Until he got his ass slapped by this pointy-eared boy in green.
"Phew! At least he is taken care of!" Issei said in relief.
"Quite!" Kiba agreed
"I don't know…the interlude said that evil never dies and can come back…" Azazel said with a thoughtful look.
Wiz: Despite being stabbed, Demise wouldn't let this defeat slide.
Boomstick: Yeah, being a sore bitch, he cursed the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero to be forever haunted by his wrath. Jeez, I heard of grudges lasting a lifetime. But he needs therapy! Or a woman!
"That is true. Many races have trouble letting go of what had happened during the war." Sirzechs said with a somber tone.
Wiz: That curse became Ganondorf Dragmire.
They all saw the large man with green skin, red eyes and a red mane with the long nose and the evil smile he had as his brows narrowed.
Rias and Akeno charged their magic, Kiba had a small blade ready with Xenovia brought out Durandal, Koneko clenched her fists while Rossweisse summoned a nordic rune. Issei had his boosted gear ready while Asia and Gasper hid.
They weren't the only ones: The heads began to let lose a bit of their aura, RAvel had fire ready in her palms, Irina took her Excalibur out, Vali summoned out his Divine Dividing, Arthur had HIS blade ready, La Fey had her staff charge mana, Bikou got his staff ready and Kuroka flared her instincts.
They all agreed on one thing: This Man…was evil.
Boomstick: Good ol' Dorf was born to the Gerudo Tribe of the Desert. Thing is, the Gerudo were all ladies and Ganondorf was the first male born in a hundred years, which automatically made him their king, because... reasons, I guess?
"WHAT?! Because he was born into a tribe of women, he could easily get his own harem?! HE DIES!" Issei roared in indignation with his fists up.
Showman put on a boxing glove and punched him on the head.
"THAT'S YOUR BIG CONCERN?!" He yelled.
Boomstick: Wait, wait, so he gets to be in charge and has the best odds on Tinder? That's my dream come true! Who could want more?
"Yeah! He has a kingdom and can get a harem! What else could he want?!" Issei asked.
Ignoring the harem part, Issei did have a point. He is a king, so what else does he want?
BACKGROUND
Full name: Ganondorf Dragmire
Height: 230 cm/7'6"
Known as the Great King of Evil (Micheal: I can tell by that feeling)
Incarnation of Demise's hatred (Rias: Explains much)
Mentally damaged with each incarnation (Issei: Oh great. A Grade-A nutcase that comes back…)
Enjoys playing the pipe organ
Wiz: Ganondorf could. Jealous of the neighbouring kingdom of Hyrule's verdant fields, clean water, and not being a godforsaken desert, he dreamed of a better world for his people.
Boomstick: Or you know, just for himself. Being the reincarnation of ultimate evil means you're probably kind of a selfish douche.
Everyone nodded their heads at that. After all the foes they faced, they did meet those types of people.
Wiz: And surprisingly, his vile ambitions would be rewarded. Turns out, he was also preternaturally adept at magic, as befits an education from his caretakers, the witches Koume and Kotake.
Boomstick: From them, Dorf learned to pitch balls of electricity, summon lightning, move objects with telekinesis, levitate, form barriers, and control minds!
Wiz: He can even use the same powers as other antagonists, most prominent one being Zant, who could summon Shadow Creatures
"I think some of these can be useful for me…" Rias said to herself as she saw the various spells
Wiz: When he wishes to fight from a distance, he can create phantom horsemen or puppets of himself to battle as his proxies.
"So he prefers to summon others before facing them himself?" Asia asked.
"It is rather smart. Wear down the opponent, then strike them while they are on their last legs." Azazel said with an analytic look
Boomstick: Or if he wants to get personal, he can use his dark magic to enhance his physical strikes, making him a badass at all ranges.
ARSENAL
Weaponry
Sword of the Sages (Rias: Wait…Did he use a holy weapon?
Swords of Demise (Micheal: Inheritance cycle)
Dark Trident
Dual Katana
Broadsword
Cape
Wand of Power
Capture Staff
Dark Mirror
Magic Gauntlets
Flight
Magical lightning
Mind possession & manipulation
Transmutation & duplication
Monster summoning
Twilight Magic
Malice Magic
Wiz: He's a master with a blade, sometimes two. Hell, some of his favourite weapons are the Sword of Demise and a Dark Trident.
Boomstick: Not to mention a mean Broadsword and twin Katana. And that cape, while stylish, can reflect magic. He has a wand for beams of energy, a staff to capture enemies and can create dark copies with the dark mirror
Wiz: And for his punches, he wields two gauntlets for extra firepower.
Boomstick: But that does beg the question: does Ganon sometimes use all this while on horseback?!
Wiz: Let's not get crazy; he was just a man after all, though not for long. With his magical training complete, Ganondorf put his greatest skill to the test: his raw cunning.
Boomstick: Yeah, Ganondorf may have power but the gift of the gab is where he does it best, playing fools like his own puppet show for his plans.
"Which is unfortunately commonly used today…" Serafall said with a sigh.
"That is true. Dirty but useful." Sirzechs added
Wiz: By manipulating the rulers of Hyrule and its neighboring domains, as well as a curiously familiar boy in green...
Boomstick: Hey, what do ya know! Weird coincidence.
"Guess fate decided to not let history repeat itself…" Akeno said with a hand on her chin.
"Which backfired big time." Arthur said with a grim tone
Wiz: Ganondorf gained entry to an alternate dimension called the Sacred Realm. Within it lay the Triforce, a magical artefact left by the gods said to grant the wish of whoever touches it.
Boomstick: The perfect solution to all your world-conquering needs. Except once Ganondorf got his hands on those golden Doritos, two of 'em jumped ship. Wonder why?
"So much for his plans if two won't work!" Issei said with a cackle.
"Well that was embarrassing." Rias also giggled.
"But why did two jumped ship anyways?" Asia asked with a cute tilt of her head.
Wiz: Simple. See, only someone with a perfect balance of courage, wisdom, and power can wield the complete Triforce. If someone with an imbalance between those three virtues touches it, it splits. In this case, the pieces of wisdom and courage went to Ganondorf's enemies, Princess Zelda, and the hero Link.
Boomstick: Ah, that's embarrassing. But he did get to keep the Triforce of Power, because who needs the courage and wisdom shit when you can just blow stuff up? It's how I live.
TRIFORCE OF POWER
Embodies the essence of Din, Goddess of Power
Boons
Enhanced magic
Immortality
Near-invulnerability
Wiz: Even on its own, the Triforce of Power radically improved Ganondorf's strength and magical prowess, while also elevating him from a mere warlock to the demon king he was always meant to be. This lead to him becoming
Ganondorf roars while in his Ganon form.
Boomstick: Literally, he can turn into a big blue pig monster!
Everyone jumped as they heard the roar of the giant blue, anthropomorphic pug with two swords
Demon King Ganon
Giant beast form
Extraordinary speed & strength
Invisibility
Teleportation
Technique of Darkness
Wiz: The dark beast known simply as Ganon is a nearly unstoppable terror, gaining even greater strength without sacrificing any of his intellect.
Boomstick: As a bacon wizard, he can obliterate foes with fireballs, turn invisible, teleport, summon darkness, and even distort the space around him.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
THat was when they saw the appearance of both Wiz and Boomstick. Wiz was skinny with messy, grey hair and grey eyes wearing glasses, a green t-shirt with a strange picture on the front under a white lab coat and black jeans. He also had a robotic arm
Boomstick was wider with stubble and a moustache with blue eyes with a trucker cap on his head, a red and black checked paid vest over a stained tank and blue jeans. He was trying to hold in the laughter.
"So that is what they look like?" Millicas asked.
"Looks like it." Sirzechs said
"Why is Boomstick looking like he is about to laugh?" Issei asked
Wiz: Despite all that power, and even successfully ruling Hyrule for seven years, Ganondorf was soundly defeated and sealed within the Sacred Realm. There he remained, trapped outside the spaces of reality, a prisoner to the void between space and time, never to return ever, ever… (Rias: Even Wiz is struggling to hold it in…)
He and Boomstick burst out laughing.
Boomstick: Ah, sorry, sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face.
Wiz: Yeah, no, he got out like, the next day.
"Now I know why they say evil never dies if sealing it won't work…" Rias said with a gulp. If he was real…She wasn't sure if Hell will survive?
Boomstick: So nothin' holds Ganon back for long, and he's insanely tough to kill. In fact, thanks to his part of the Triforce, he's almost indestructible. While most weapons can technically harm him, it usually takes a holy weapon like the Master Sword or Light Arrows to put him down.
Wiz: Typically, it is those weapons that can finish Ganondorf for good, but other weapons have shown to harm him
"Guess that means it's up to HEaven to take him down if he attacks us!" Irina said with a cheer.
Boomstick: BUt that's easier said than done. Ganondorf is one of the toughest SOBs out there.
Wiz: He once survived being crushed within his own castle, which, based on its size and composition here, and accounting for the hollowed-out interior, should weigh 11,007 tons.
Boomstick: Even better, he later withstood a different castle exploding around him! Wow, what's up with this guy and castles?
"I sense some math coming." Azazel said as everyone groaned. The maths was hard to understand sometimes.
Spire: 1.2 billion CC
Level one: 26 billion CC
Level two: 6.6 billion CC
Level three: 3.3 billion CC
Total: 37 billion CC
Violent Frag: 214.35 J/CC
Total: 1.91 Kilotons of TNT
Wiz: By measuring the size of the in-game castle model and assuming violent fragmentation, we can determine it was a blast worth almost two kilotons of TNT, a yield comparable to early atomic bombs.
"WOAH! THAT IS A LOT!" Issei said with bugged eyes.
"And early bombs were 15000 tons of TNT…" Rossweisse said with a sweaty brow.
Wiz: And even though holy weapons can bypass his defenses, he still survived being stabbed in the face with the Master Sword. You know, the literal blade of evil's bane.
Boomstick: Or like when he was impaled through the chest by one of the sages after he was supposedly sealed away. He just yanked that shit right out and murdered the bastich that did it to him! Uh, heads up, Wiz, you ever stab me again, and that's what's happenin' to you.
Wiz: Right... well, Ganondorf isn't just tough; he's powerful enough to punch shockwaves, tear up an island, and block out the sky with his magical malice.
Boomstick: Plus, he can keep up with Link. He's even killed him in one timeline. And this fairy boy can dodge Beamos lasers.
Wiz: Which are literal lasers. They move in a straight line, burn instead of exploding, and according to the game's guide book, are called lasers. So they should move at light speed. Based on the distance Link moved relative to this beam, we can estimate his own reaction speed to be about 11 percent the speed of light.
Boomstick: Too bad ol' Dorf Lundgren doesn't get to hold on to Hyrule for too long.
Wiz: That's right. Ganondorf had one big weakness: He's arrogant and thinks he's a god. (Every devil winced at that). And like they say…
Boomstick: Pride Cometh Before the Fall.
"Proverbs 16:18." Micheal said in his humble tone.
"And that is true. The more arrogant a bastard is, the harder they are going to go down." Azazel added.
Wiz: How do you know that?
Boomstick: I do read other books than gu manuals, y'know. Still, you can stab and seal him away all you want, this big pork bastard will always be back to bring about your crispy demise.
Ganondorf throws his head back and laughs.
Everyone's opinion was definite in one agreement. He is PURE EVIL. A literal definition of "Neutral Evil". If he was here, then they would have to use the heavenly side to take care of them and plan out a good strategy.
Rias was rather hesitant as there was no way she would become an evil being for her peerage.
"Don't worry. I won't have you become like him. You'll just learn a few techniques, that's all." Showman said.
Rias breathed a sigh of relief.
DRACULA
Wiz: Before we start, there have been various forms of Dracula from the original Stoker novel to the one played by Nicholas Cage.
Boomstick: And one voiced by Adam Sandler as a goofy dad!
Everyone had their own opinions of the versions:
The original was creepy, Cage was just scary and the animated one was just goofy
Wiz: But this one is more scary and tragic. In the world of Castlevania, the universe is governed by two opposing forces: order and chaos.
Boomstick: Hey! It's like you and me, Wiz!
Wiz: N-No, I mean literally. As legend goes, for God to be good, there must be an equal force of evil to create balance. An evil found in an alternate dimension called the Chaotic Realm. This is Chaos.
"So the concept of balance is important in this world…" Micheal said as they saw the chaotic universe of the Chaotic Realm.
"Like two sides of a coin, they contrast each other well." Azazel said.
Boomstick: But to keep his spot in the balance on Earth, Chaos needed to choose a dark lord to represent him. A dark messiah, if you will. As luck would have it, a perfect candidate would end up choosin' him!
Wiz: In the 11th century, Mathias Cronqvist was the strategic mastermind behind a company of knights, alongside fellow commander and best friend, Leon Belmont.
Boomstick: But, as with most bromances, it got screwed up by a hoe-mance.
All of the guys winced. They knew that was true.
"Sadly, most friendships do end because of love." Sirzechs said, to which Grayfia responded by pinching his cheek
"OW! MY CHHK!" He yelled.
"What was that?" She growled.
Sirzechs gulped. He was in trouble
"And unfortunately, Matsuda and Motohama keep spreading weird rumors about me and the girls…" Issei thought to himself
Wiz: Boomstick, have some tact. His wife died from a horrible illness.
Boomstick: Was it third-wheelin'? (Issei: Dude. Not cool)
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: I'm sorry Wiz, but you can already tell this guy is evil because his name is Math. I mean, I know we use math all the time to do this show, but sometimes one must embrace the darkness to see the light!
Wiz: Right... Anyway, Mathias's grief was so intense, he swore vengeance on God himself. To achieve his vengeance, Mathias sought the powers of God's polar opposite: Chaos.
"I guess her death left a huge, bleeding wound on his heart…" GAbriel spoke with a sad tone.
"Well some people have trouble moving on…" Micheal added with also a sad tone
Boomstick puts on some broken glasses and takes out a pointer.
Boomstick: So, he set up an easy six-step plan. Step one: Pick up a red rock called the Crimson Stone, it'll be important later. Step two: Force Death itself to become your personal secretary. Step three: Kill Luigi.
"Just ignore that step…" Showman said before anyone could ask
Boomstick: Step four: Convince a vampire named Walter to kill Leon's fiance, 'cause misery loves company. Step five: Let Leon murder poor Walt, and have Death shove his soul into that red rock. Step six: Congratulations, you are now a vampire! Goth kids, I hope you were paying attention!
Wiz: From that day forth, Mathias rejected his humanity. (Issei: Who's the crazy blonde?) He became a vampire, and much more. He was the dark lord, Dracula.
BACKGROUND
Full name: Count Vlad Tepes Dracula
Height: 193 cm | 6'4"
Birth name: Matthias Cronqvist
Known as the Dark Lord
Former holy knight (Issei: Fallen hero Much?)
Reincarnated as Soma Cruz
Sometimes wears Reebok Pumps (RIas: Why would he need shoes?)
Boomstick: There have been a lot of different versions of Dracula over the years and we have told a few examples, but this one isn't your run-of-the-mill "I want to suck your blood" type. This Dracula is the Avatar of Chaos on Earth, the opposite to God. So like the Devil. He... He's basically the Devil. (Sirzechs: Not like ours though..)
Wiz: He didn't have much time to enjoy his new powers though, as his former friend Leon swore revenge, a vow which would carry on throughout generations.
Boomstick: But good luck takin' down this all new and improved Vampire Lord! He's got your standard vampire loadout, like blood-sucking, flight, razor-sharp claws, telekinesis, and even trippin' balls teleportation.
Wiz: He can also exert his influence over all living things, whether it be mind control, body possession, or absorbing the souls and abilities of fallen enemies through his power of dominance. He can even bring inanimate objects to life, summon demons and the dead, plus has total control over dark magic
Boomstick: Oh, like Kirby! (Girls: CUTE!)
Wiz: A demonic monster Kirby.
Boomstick: Right. Kirby. Also, Dracula can shapeshift to his black heart's desire. Like into a swarm of bats, a cloud of mist, and a wolf. Oh, I get it! The opposite to God, 'cause he's a dog, just like the way "Alucard" is "Dracula" backwards! God, I should do science.
Everyone just deadpanned.
"Not very bright, is he?" Rias asked.
"Nope." Showman answered
VAMPIRE MAGIC
Immortality
Necromancy
Pyromancy
Alchemy
Dark Inferno
Demonic Megiddo
Power of Dominance
Demon/undead summoning
Soul manipulation & absorption
ANimation
Monstrous transformations
"Wow! That is a lot!" Rias said in marvelled awe. The options she could use!
Wiz: He's also a master sorcerer, able to summon fireballs, meteors, and acid blood rain from the sky. Dark Inferno is a huge ball of magma that will fry anything in its path. And he can revitalize himself with another's life energy via Soul Steal.
Boomstick: He can also launch a stream of Hellfire. Then there's his most powerful attack, a localized nuke of holy magic, the Demonic Megiddo!
Wiz: With all these powers, it's no wonder Europe trembled at his presence for centuries. Though perhaps their fears were unfounded.
Everyone was confused.
"Watch. A trope called "Even Evil has Loved Ones." Showman said
Boomstick: Yeah, despite being livin' chaos or whatever, Dracula was sometimes a pretty chill guy. He even got himself married and had a kid. Then again, kids are also the embodiment of chaos. (Sirzechs agreed with that)
Wiz: Sadly, the people of a nearby church grew suspect of his wife, accusing her of witchcraft. So they burned her at the stake, and Dracula swore vengeance upon the God they followed as…(The holy section couldn't help but feel sheepish as everyone glared at them. They need to do a check on their priests and exorcists.)
Boomstick: Wait, wait, wait... did he just get a total repeat of his backstory? Man, this guy can't catch a break!
"Man, you can't help but feel sorry for the guy…" ISsei said. As hot as his wife was…it wasn't appropriate to lust over her.
Everyone agreed on that.
"I think we need to do a better check on our churches…" Micheal said.
Gabriel nodded. Didn't help that the infamous Holy Swords Project and Valper Gallepi was still on their mind.
Wiz: He was even forced to battle multiple descendants of Belmont, many of whom would actually defeat him.
Boomstick: Well, sort of. Turns out Dracula is a much tougher vampire to kill than lame old Walter.
Wiz: Even after losing his entire body, Dracula's soul remained tethered to Chaos, thus he would be resurrected every one hundred years.
Boomstick: When he wants to go all-out, he can draw from the power of the Chaotic Realm and transform into one of many awesome monsters. Like a giant demon, a giant demon bird, a giant demon head, and a giant demon head in a painting that vomits out bats.
Wiz: Dracula can punch hard enough to rend stone, move quick enough to catch arrows out of thin air, and even warp the fabric of reality itself.
Boomstick: And should things go south, Drac can become his true form to really kick his foe's ass with a boost in everything.
Wiz: But that is when he is pushed to the limit and Dracula has some really long limits.
Boomstick: He's tough enough to survive a lightning strike, get blasted by an enormous meteor, and even get crushed under the weight of his fortress. AKA, the Castlevania. Yeah, he turned to mist but the castle fell on him before that could happen so it still counts.
FEATS
Commands Death itself
Survived his castle collapsing on him
Destroyed the town of Aljiba
Created a black hole (Rias: OK…that is impressive)
Made a massive explosion visible from space (Azazel whistled in an impressed tone)
Battled Maria Renard & the Belmonts (Issei: Talk about a long war)
Tied to the Abyss & Chaos Dimension
Wiz: By measuring the size of Castlevania on the game's official art, we know it should weigh around two million tons. Even then, Dracula has regenerated his body from decapitation, a mess of blood, and even full-on disintegration.
Boomstick: So how the hell does he keep getting killed by everyone from discount Conan to the ghost of weebs' past?
Wiz: Naturally, with the help of holy weapons, which Dracula is certainly not a fan of.
Boomstick: Also, even when he's turned his body into some misty vape clouds, he keeps his head vulnerable, because... video games.
Wiz: Or more precisely, his hubris. Dracula's blatant arrogance would lead to his ultimate downfall: allowing his enemies to sever his connection to the Chaotic Realm and thus end his cycle of resurrections. So instead, he was reincarnated.
Boomstick: Into a white-haired anime boy with the power of friendship, Soma Cruz, who turned out to be just as powerful as Dracula classic, like when he dodged beams of light, or when he defeated Chaos itself.
Wiz: Dracula's influence and power would never truly end. Even 10,000 years into the future, his bloodline continues to strike terror into the hearts of men. As long as good and evil exists...
Boomstick: Hold up, that's his kid?! What the hell happened to him?
Wiz: Ahem, no ordinary man can stand up to the incredible force that is the Dark Lord Dracula.
Dracula: BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR!
Everyone couldn't help but feel sorry for Dracula as he lost everything and just wanted his wife back. Nevertheless, they couldn't help but fear him with his magic
Soon they decided to vote on who should win but…
"Dracula."
"That was quick…" Showman said but decided to start the battle
DEATH BATTLE
(*Cues: The Dark Lords - Brandon Yates*)
The camera pans over the outside of Dracula's castle before cutting to a view of the door to Dracula's throne room as Ganondorf punches it open, stepping inside.
"That's one way of making an entrance." Azazel commented.
"Well villains are all about presentation." Sirzechs answered.
Ganondorf: Hmm?
The Gerudo King notices a figure sitting on the throne at the end of the chamber. Undaunted, he steps forward, channelling magic in his right hand to taunt the unknown entity as he speaks.
Ganondorf: Your castle is lost, vampire! No man can challenge my power.
The camera cuts to the being on the throne, shrouded in shadow, who is revealed to be Dracula himself, holding a glass of red wine. He simply laughs at Ganondorf's bravado.
"And thus two egos begin the clash. Who will win?" Issei said as they got ready for the battle to begin.
Dracula: But what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.
He throws his crimson drink, as the Emperor of the Dark Realm charges at him with a Flame Choke to Dracula's shock. As he strikes, an explosion decimates the Castle Lord's throne. Ganondorf gets up, before noticing that his enemy is nowhere to be seen. Dracula proceeds to teleport behind the warlock as Ganondorf turns back to speak once more.
Ganondorf: I'm no mere man.
FIGHT!
Ganondorf hovers towards the vampire, preparing to punch him, but Dracula easily teleports out of the way before laughing and reappearing behind the Gerudo, slashing his face with a vicious swipe of his claws and drawing blood.
"First blood goes to Dracula…" GAsper whispered in fright
"Looked like a bitch smack to me." Issei said to himself
Ganondorf's eyes glow purple in rage as he strikes with a Warlock Punch straight to Dracula's chest. He smirks at the successful attack, before realizing that the Lord of the Castle has turned into a swarm of bats to nullify the attack. Dracula's head forms out of the horde of bats to laugh, as the swarm ascends to the top of the room and reforms back into the vampire's full body.
Dracula smugly smiles as he charges a blast of magic energy, firing it at Ganondorf and blowing his opponent away. Ganondorf quickly recovers, though he doesn't notice a group of Medusa Heads coming from behind.
Ganondorf: Your tricks mean nothing.
As he says this, a Medusa Head comes from behind and hits him. Ganondorf then proceeds to swat one of the Medusa heads out of the air and smash it into the ground, although the rest overwhelm him. At this point, Dracula teleports in and lifts Ganondorf by the neck. Dracula laughs as he is about to sink his teeth into Ganondorf's neck
"OK, here comes a staple for vampires…" Rias gulped
In return, Ganondorf calls upon the Triforce of Power to blow Dracula back, before driving him into the ground with Flame Choke, then hits him with a Warlock Punch to send him flying. Ganondorf then follows up with a barrage of energy blasts, but Dracula recovers and sends the bolts of energy flying back at Ganondorf. In return, Ganondorf takes out the Sword of the Six Sages, and rushes Dracula, deflecting two of the energy blasts, before decapitating the Vampire.
"Guess that's that." Rias said, upset over the loss.
"Don't be too sure…" Issei said as he pointed at the screen.
Ganondorf smirks for a moment before Dracula begins laughing, and at this point, Dracula's monster form bursts out of his decapitated body.
Dracula: Despair.
Ganondorf stares in horror for a moment, before attempting to charge the beast- and promptly getting tossed around like a ragdoll, including losing the Sword of the Six Sages. Dracula then attacks Ganondorf with Hellfire, causing him to scream out in pain. Then, however, the Triforce of Power begins to glow, and a burst of energy erupts, dispelling the hellfire. From within, the Dark Beast, Ganon, emerges.
Ganon: Behold true power!
"OK, now we are in a battle between two demonic beasts." Sirzechs said as they watch closely.
Vali smiled widely. He felt his blood boiling.
Ganon then rushes down Dracula, and swipes at him with his sword, briefly overwhelming the transformed vampire.
Ganon: What's the matter, vampire? Afraid? You will be…
Ganon brings his blades down along the ground as he walks to finish him off.
After being briefly overwhelmed, Dracula begins charging up a devastating magical attack: The Demonic Megiddo.
Dracula: I am no simple vampire; I am a god!
As he says this, Dracula unleashes the Demonic Megiddo, which threatens to overwhelm Ganon. In response, Ganon attempts to fight back with the Triforce of Power, but it's not enough, and Ganon is overwhelmed.
"You see that?! The Triforce isn't working!" Gasper said with wide eyes.
"Then that means…" Issei began
"Dracula is going to end his existence." Rias finished.
Castlevania explodes from the sheer power of the Demonic Megiddo, and Ganondorf is shown to have returned to his normal form, lying dazed in the rubble. Dracula's monster form approaches him and grabs him by the head.
Dracula: You're right... You're not a man, you're a pig. Let me hear you…squeal.
Ganondorf attempts to call upon the Triforce of Power, but nothing happens, and Dracula takes the moment to punch his claw through the Gerudo warlock's torso.
He then flew up to the moon and used his other claw and then tore the Warlock in two, ending his life. Dracula lands on the ground and begins to drink from the bleeding bodies, as the Sword of Sages lies on the ground
KO!
Dracula flies into the night with one half of the Gerudo Warlock, while the other is laying in the rubble
Everyone was silent at the brutal finisher with Gasper and Asia rushing to the bathroom to puke.
Soon everyone cheered at such an amazing fight.
RESULTS
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, with the latter holding a beer can.
Boomstick: (sighs) Y'know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people. (Rias: Cannibalistic much?)
Wiz: There was a lot going on here. Both Ganondorf and Dracula show similar reaction speeds with only a small percent difference when compared to the speed of light. They were both brilliant schemers who have perfectly manipulated many intelligent foes. And their standard magical arsenals seem pretty comparable overall.
"So how did Dracula win?" Akeno asked.
"He must have had a few more skills than Ganondorf." Azazel said.
Boomstick: But Dracula did have a leg up with a few extra magic powers that Ganondorf just didn't have,(Azazel: Told you) like how he could rip out his soul in a bunch of different ways. That's somethin' Ganondorf never really had to guard against before. Also, remember how Ganondorf survived an explosion worth about two kilotons of TNT?
Wiz: An admirable feat to be sure, but let's look at that meteor strike Dracula survived.
Average Size of a Meteor: 72000 metres per second/160000 miles per hour
2 megatons of TNT
Wiz: Based on its size, composition, and speed of ablation, it must have struck with an energy equivalent to two megatons of TNT, a thousand times greater than Ganondorf's proven durability.
Boomstick: But hey, I know what you're thinkin': "What about that Sage Sword Ganondorf had? Shouldn't he have had an easy time killin' Drac since it's a holy weapon?"
"Yeah, why didn't it?" Irina asked.
She then heard Wiz
Wiz: In some circumstances, sure. Running this fight over and over a hundred times, Ganondorf would certainly score a few victories. But, when considering Dracula's absurd regenerative abilities, it would take more than just a few hits from a holy weapon to finish him off. Not to mention Dracula also wielded a holy weapon that took advantage of Ganondorf's weakness in the form of Demonic Megiddo. Yeah, I know it's called "demonic" so it seems weird, but it is explicitly described to be holy magic.
Boomstick: And droppin' a holy nuke on Ganondorf was a way more powerful victory move than tryin' to hit Dracula with a sword. Hell, Dracula's soul manipulation could end this fight as well as Ganondorf's history of being sealed away meant Dracula could possibly do the same. But there was only one factor that mattered the most: power.
Wiz: Despite literally wielding the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf's potential paled in comparison to the energy Dracula drew from Chaos. Let's put this in perspective.
Boomstick: The Triforce of Power comes from the Goddess Din, who made the Earth. While we don't know the exact amount of power Din put in this piece, let's just highball it and directly compare it to her.
"So the Triforce created a planet? That is powerful." Rias said
"Yes, but what about the Chaotic Realm?" Azazel questioned
Wiz: So the energy attributed to the Triforce of Power could be compared to the size and energy of a planet. However, the Chaotic Realm is an entire universe, completely upheld by the power of the chaos entity. That is leagues greater than the power Ganondorf possessed. Even if the Golden Goddesses' powers were far greater, Ganon only possessed a fraction of it. It took the entire Triforce to maintain an alternate, and even then only for a limited time. There is no evidence that the Triforce of Power could match the Chaotic Realm.
Boomstick: So it definitely had a lot more juice to give. Besides, The Triforce of Power has been overpowered before, so Dracula could possibly do the same.
Wiz: And back to comparing the Chaotic Realm and the Triforce of Power. Think of them as batteries that fuel Dracula and Ganon's abilities.
We cut to Wiz holding an AA battery and a car battery.
Wiz: Compared to each other, Dracula would be drawing energy from something like a car battery, while Ganondorf's would be more akin to a small AA. DRacula would have more power to draw formed in comparison to Ganondorf
Boomstick: Wiz, I'll give you five bucks if you lick that battery.
"So Dracula had more power to draw from." Sirzechs said.
"Yeah. A magic potential is also measured by how much power we have. Too little means your spells are weak." Azazel said.
Wiz: Ganondorf certainly held his own, but Dracula's more varied magic, greater regeneration, and enormous reserves of power sealed this desert warlock's fate.
Boomstick: Of all the ways to go, that must have sucked. The big pig was simply Meggi-done.
Wiz: The winner is Dracula.
Everyone cheered over the victory of Dracula and soon everyone stretched, loosening their muscles and went to get some snacks. Rias, meanwhile, went to Showman for her training seminar.
As they entered, Rias decided to ask.
"So, what will I learn?"
"Much like the count himself…You will learn a transformation and an ultimate attack."
RIas's eyes widened at the thought.
"I'll be honest. YOur ways of using your destruction magic is shit. I think you need a big bang. And a demonic form will be useful when you are in a pinch to boost everything. Plus, some transformations will be useful as well."
Rias's eyes sparkled at the thought.
"When do we start?"
Soon the doors burst open and Showman stepped out. When everyone saw, they gathered around him.
"Well?" ISsei asked.
Soon a horde of red bats swarmed out, scaring everyone. When they formed, a giant red creature formed with large horns and ebony black bat wings. It even had a forked tail while her eyes were blue.
"GRRR…"
"R-Rias?" Sirzechs said in a shaky tone.
"So…' she then smirked cheekily 'What do you think?"