The entire crowd saw the many armors that surrounded Issei, who was looking rather proud of himself for such a display of wonderful armors.
"You made these, kid?" Azazel spoke in awe.
"Yep. Me, Ddraig and Showman loved Iron Man's armors so much, I created a lot of forms for the Boosted Gear. Let me give you a rundown."
The first armor was lean with bat like wings sprouting from the back and the fingers were sharpened like claws plus devil horns and a spiky tail.
"First is the Devil Destruct form, based on our lovely president. This allows me to fire off blasts of energy much like the Power of Destruction, only with fire!"
Rias's eyes sparkled at the devilish sight of the armor.
Next was like the first, but the top was shaped like a lightning bolt and the armor was shaped like a hakama. The hands also had two prongs shooting out from them and also had devil wings shooting from behind.
"This is the Thunderstruck Succubus form, from the inspiration of the Sadist Queen herself. Not only can it fire lightning from the palms, but it can supercharge the prongs for some electric knuckle sandwiches."
"Ara, ara…" Akeno said in awe
The third was a bit bulkier, like a medieval knight with a pointed face and tassel on the head plus devil wings from the back and ordinary gauntlets. However there were two swords strapped to the sides.
"The Devil Knight armor is simply an upgrade of my knight form. This time, coming with two claymores for slicing and dicing."
"Nice choice of armor." Kiba said with a nod
The fourth was a lot more bulkier with a pair of cat ears on top. The armor was striped and the hands were clawed with a cat tail shooting from behind and the feet also have claws and claws shooting from the top of the hands.
"The Blood Tiger armor uses the tiger style kung-fu for fast, unrelenting strikes. It also has the agility and power of one as well."
Koneko raised a brow at that.
The sixth was more akin to that of a monk with a thin build much like a regular human and devil wings behind it.
"The Scarlet Monk armor is more about draining energy and giving it to my friends. Not fancy but hey, I need a healing armor, like Asia."
"Aw, thanks Issei!" Asia said with a smile.
Up next was similar to the third but the armor was a lot more thinner and this time it had one of the arms be more of a long sword than a hand.
"This is the Devil's Longsword armor. Much like the Devil Knight, it can get up close but the sword is more for building a strong strike then multiple ones. Similar to Durandal."
Xenovia perked up at that.
The final armor was like that of a burly viking with a helmet that had devil horns. The arms were akin to that of large cannons and had axes sticking out the top as well.
"And here's the Blood Red Ragnarok armor. Using Nordic runes, it can fire large blasts of fire magic like that of a cannon. And that my friends…is the Crimson Dragonforce!"
Rias had to speak.
"You designed these?"
"Hell yeah! We may be delayed but like hell I'm gonna slack off against Sairorg! And seeing the many armors of Iron Man had me create these bad boys!" Issei said with a smirk.
"And you based it on us?" Akeno added.
"Well yeah. You're my friends. Wouldn't feel right if I didn't do them based on something else." He said with a shrug.
"Awww thanks!" They said with a smile.
Then Showman came down.
"How sentimental. Now, let's test these bad boys out!" He said with a wide grin
"Hell yeah! Sairorg won't know what hit him!"
By the time school had begun, Issei had trudged his way to the classroom, then collapsed onto his table.
"Man…what a night…" He groaned
"Something wrong Issei?" Asia asked.
"Yeah. I found one drawback with using the Dragonforce. All those switches drain my energy bit by bit. By the time I woke up, it felt like I trained with Tannin. And then got body slammed by him a ton of times!" He said, not able to look up.
"Guess you need to work on your stamina. I'll heal you up when we get to the classroom." She said with a smile.
Issei let a tiny amile show, too tired for any perverted thoughts to go through his head
But we have the two stooges for that.
"ISSEI!"
Matsuda and Motohama stormed up to him with angry tears
"Healing?! You mean sexual healing?!" Matsuda demanded.
"How long has she been doing this?!" Motohama added.
"Not long. Akeno is still teaching her some tricks." Issei said with a moan.
"WHAT?!" Both boys yell.
"Yeah, Akeno usually does it but she's been teaching me as well." Asia added.
"Akeno? Healing? Him?" Matsuda spoke quietly.
"Massages? Back rubs?! ORAL?!" Motohama shrieked.
"DAMN YOU ISSEI!" They yelled as they shook him like a rag doll.
"WHAT DID I DO?!" He yelled from being shaken by them, with Asia looking concerned.
"Why do I feel like I dug Issei a deeper grave?" Asia said to herself as she watched her crush being throttled by the two.
The rest of the audience were waiting for Issei and Asia in the clubroom.
"What is taking them so long?" Rias asked everyone. Before they could answer, the doors burst open and the two shot inside, slamming the doors shut while huffing and puffing.
"What happened to you two?" Koneko asked the two.
"I GOT CHASED BY ANGRY FANBOYS AND FANGIRLS!" Issei screamed.
"I may have mentioned something about healing Issei and his two friends and well…they took it the wrong way." Asia said as she caught her breath
"I was chased by nearly the whole school all day! As soon as it ended, I got the hell outta dodge and went here!' He then bowed his head in despair. 'Why do these things happen to me?!"
Everyone sweatdropped at the dramatic performance.
"Shall we just go inside and see the battle?" Rias said as they all went inside.
In the showroom, Showman was busy waiting for them, cleaning the screen.
"Hey guys, what's…happened to you two?" Showman asked, then he saw Issei and Asia look exhausted.
"Don't ask." They said.
Showman shrugged before directing Issei to the wheel.
"Go ahead, dragon perv. Spin it."
Issei just flipped the wheel, too exhausted to do a proper spin. It only spun round once before it landed on the result. Asia 1.
"Oh wow! Me?" She said as they all sat down to watch the preview.
(Heavenly - Aakash Gandhi)
A bright light in a dark world is shown as a figure flies down from above, the light obscuring the figure.
When it landed, it showed a young boy angel with a golden bow plus white wings who looked up with determination.
He then is shown flying to a moon, blasting a laser to fighting a giant gorgon. Next he was dressed in a golden set of armor before he pulled a bow back and fired at the screen which then read the name of the combatant:
"PIT DESCENDS INTO BATTLE!"
"I believe that the heaven faction will enjoy this. Don't you agree…" Rias began to speak but then noticed that she, Xenovia, and the heavenly faction were looking starry eyed.
"Heavenly light…" Micheal spoke.
"Angelic figure…" Gabriel added
"Being descending from Heaven…" Irina spoke in a dreamy tone.
Suddenly, Xenovia and Asia spoke.
"PLAY IT!"
Showman quickly played it before he was mauled by a pair of heaven loving gremlins.
INTERLUDE
(Wiz & Boomstick by Brandon Yates)
Wiz: When the forces of darkness threaten the world, all it takes is a child pure of light and a weapon of magic to fight them.
"Wait…Child soldiers?" Sirzechs said with a furrowed gaze.
"I sure hope not…" Azazel added.
Boomstick: And we have gaming's top light heavenly to do so. Sora, the Keyblade wielding savior of Kingdom Hearts.
"Keyblade?" Asia asked in a confused tone
Showman just smirked. He had a surprise for the young nun.
Wiz: And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus.
"WOW! He's a literal angel!" Irina said with starry eyes.
"Wait, Icarus? As in the crazy kid that flew too close to the sky and crashed to the earth?" Issei asked.
"Seems like it. A game based on the infamous flying boy…" Azazel added with intrigue.
Wiz (cont.): For fairness, we won't be using any of Sora's forms as activating them uses outside help.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
SORA
Wiz: Once upon a time, there was a small child, full of promise, named Sora.
Boomstick: And he lived on the one and only Destiny Island. Sora and his friends, Riku and Kairi, grew up honing their athletic skills by playing sports with Final Fantasy characters who don't judge Sora's fashion choices. Wait a minute, what the hell are Final Fantasy characters doing there?
"Wow! That place looks like an island paradise!" Asia said in awe with sparkles in her eyes
"Much like that beach trip!" Issei said as he remembered the luscious sights of all the girls in either bikinis or swimsuits. He began to drool as he remembered that day.
The girls just rolled their eyes at his expression. Next they saw a young boy with spiky, brown hair dressed in a black jacket over a red shirt, red baggy pants and hightops with a silver crown on a chain around his neck, having fun. The girls sighed at the innocent image
BACKGROUND
Age: 15 (Azazel: Damn, he's young!)
Height: 5'2" | 157 cm
Weight: 112 lbs | 51 kg
Homeland: Destiny Island
Wielder of the Kingdom Key
Bearer of Ventus's heart
Original outfit inspired by Mickey Mouse
Wiz: A hint of things to come. For the longest time, the residents of Destiny Island lived a peaceful life, but it wasn't long until a soulless embodiment of evil would invade the island. This was the Heartless. Sora looked like a sitting duck.
Boomstick: But the arrival of these creepy crawlers wasn't the only surprise. Alongside the darkness came light, in the form of a Keyblade, which is the key to fixing everything. Super subtle.
KEYBLADE
Name: Kingdom Key
Length: 3'6" | 107 cm
Can open or close any door
Conduit for magic spells
Transformed via Keychains or Gear
Can act on a wielder's heart's desire when unconscious
"A key that is a sword?" Kiba asked in a confused tone, looking at the key with the yellow handle and small keychain
"Seems interesting to see how it can be a sword." Xenovia added.
Wiz: This Keyblade in particular was known as the Kingdom Key, and was drawn to Sora thanks to his pure heart. With the Kingdom Key, Sora had the means to combat the Heartless.
Boomstick: By unlocking doors?
"Seems on the nose." Issei said with a raised brow.
Wiz: Well... yes. The Keyblade can get past almost any lock out there, but despite not having a long, sharp edge, it's a surprisingly deadly sword. And though it was meant for Riku, Sora pretty much left his mark on the key.
Boomstick: It's a key, it's a sword, and it's also a wand. Sora can use it to cast all sorts of magic spells like a wizard. He can even shoot a laser beam all the way to the moon.
Wiz: Well technically, Sora can use magic without it but it serves as a catalyst.
Boomstick: Despite this, Sora managed to turn those heartless into sashimi, despite swinging like a beginner.
Everyone looked impressed at his sword skills, watching him take down a lot of the dark creatures.
"You know, with a little training, he can be a pro." Arthur said with an analytic eye.
"I know. Maybe I can get my knight to help him out if he were real." Sirzechs also added."
Wiz: Unfortunately, despite his newfound weapon, the Heartless were overwhelming. The darkness washed over Destiny Island and, just like that, it was (echoes) gone.
Everyone winced at the sight as they saw the entire island sucked away into the black hole.
"That poor boy…" Gabriel said as she saw Sora being sucked into the hole.
Boomstick: But thanks to cosmic reasons, Sora wound up face to face with Goofy and Donald Duck. Yep, he ended up in the most magical place on Earth: Disney.
"DISNEY?!" Everyone yelled as they saw Donald Duck and Goofy in the area.
"Wait, so the game is based on the greatest entertainment company in the world?" Rias added.
"YEP! Kingdom Hearts is a Disney game!" Showman told them. Now they were all interested in the game.
Wiz: If you're confused, don't worry, you're not hallucinating. Somehow, in some way, this impossibility exists. Turns out, while Goofy and Donald have been lovable cartoons for decades, they're also world-hopping warriors.
Boomstick: Oh my God. This is the best thing ever!
Wiz: From then on, Sora teamed up with his new friends to lock the doors to the hearts of worlds, saving them from the Heartless grip.
Boomstick: And he wasn't even old enough to get a driver's license.
Wiz: While Sora may not have been strong enough to save Destiny Island, he quickly learned an enormous amount of talents perfect for beating back the darkness.
MAGIC
Firaga (Fire magic)
Thundaga (Electric magic)
Blizzaga (Ice magic)
Cure (Healing magic)
Graviga (Gravity magic)
Stopga (Time stopping)
Magnet Spiral
Vortex
Stun Impact
Glide
Ragnarok
(Issei: Damn, that is a lot of magic!)
Boomstick: Including some genuine ass-kicking magic, like shooting fireballs, freezing baddies with blizzards, fighting with lightning, and more.
Wiz: He can reflect projectiles, manipulate time, magnetize objects, and even alter gravity.
Boomstick: He's got a bunch of other magic attacks, but my favorite is Ragnarok, which fires a bunch of homing energy beams, and I guess he's got some magic abilities that don't involve beating monsters up, which I think is pretty lame, but Wiz insists we talk about it.
Wiz: Thanks to the Kingdom Key sword, he can use spells which remove negative effects, including curing his own wounds. He can also glide like Peter Pan and teleport like Figment. And if it is lost, Sora can just recall it.
Boomstick: Eh, I still don't know we should call it a sword, but Sora can make it even better with Keychains; they can even transform the whole Keyblade into more powerful versions with way more badass names, like Oathkeeper.
"Yeah, that does sound badass." Azazel said with a smirk. The guys had to agree with that.
Wiz: With all these abilities, Sora battled the Heartless and took the fight to the man who discovered them... Xehanort. He even defeated Xenhnort's Heartless and his Nobody.
Boomstick: Uh, that's kinda harsh, Wiz. Why you calling him a nobody? He's definitely somebody.
Wiz: No, see, a Nobody is a somebody without a heart, but a Heartless isn't a somebody or a nobody, though they may have been a somebody filled with anger, like Scar from The Lion King.
Boomstick: Well, I'm a somebody that's really, really confused.
Wiz: Yeah, that's Kingdom Hearts for ya. Great game, confusing storyline.
"OK…that is just confusing to understand. So a Nobody is simply a darker self or something?" Issei asked with squinty eyes.
"I think so?" Rias added then looked to Showman.
"Don't look at me. Even I find the game confusing as hell." He said
Wiz: But to save all worlds, Sora found he had to be insanely strong, fast, and tough.
Boomstick: He's speedy enough to run up a building, and quick enough to dodge magic lightning.
Wiz: Not just magic lightning, real legitimate lightning from the sky. A feat which could only take mere milliseconds to Thunderaffes, which are described to move fast to leave lightning in the dust.
Boomstick: Really?
Wiz: Maybe. At least, according to the data.
FEATS
Battled 1,000 Heartless at once
Sliced through 7 buildings at once
Overpowered a Rock Titan
Resisted transmutation & time manipulation
Shot a laser to the moon in 1 second
Survived multiple Gummi ship crashes
Defeated Ansem, Cloud, Hercules, Ursula & Xemnas
Boomstick: Sora put all that speed to good use once, by perfectly blocking hundreds of lasers from damn nearly every angle in just a few seconds. So, it's safe to say he's no slouch.
Wiz: As for his strength, not only has he cut through giant building-like structures with ease, he's launched them as projectiles. Though gravity is in flux here, a building this size normally weighs around 100,000 pounds.
Boomstick: He's held back two of Cerberus' heads, and went toe-to-toe with Hercules. You know, the demigod who threw a giant rock monster into space?
"Hold up! He fought Hercules?!" Azazel spoke in a shocked tone.
"Not the one you're thinking. This one is more of the watered down version." Showman said, taking the wind out of his sails
Wiz: Although this Titan's shape is too inconsistent to scale, by treating him as a series of cones made of granite, we can estimate his weight as over sixteen hundred tons.
Boomstick: That's like throwing 200 T-Rexes into the sky, so, yeah, Herc is really really strong, and Sora can take a hit from him, no problem.
"He has the strength down at least." Azazel muttered.
Wiz: Honestly, Sora's ability to take a hit might be one of his strongest characteristics. He survived the jaws of Cerberus, ancient Chinese dragons, being shot by a musket, and, hell, the fires of Hades.
Boomstick: Hell, he even took hits from the Ice Titan, lightning and being sent through buildings. Man attacks like that can really cause a bad concussion.
Wiz: Or amnesia. Sora has frequently lost abilities and even memories, but he has regained them throughout his adventures.
Boomstick: Yeah, he's an awesome fighter, but he isn't without his downfalls. While he's strong in his own right, he relies a lot on his friends, like, all the goddamn time.
Wiz: He can't even enter his fancy Drive forms, which boost his power and give him an extra Keyblade, without help from Goofy and Donald. So, in a broad scope, he's fairly limited on his own.
Boomstick: Sora may have been able to access the Limit drive form on his own, but this only served as a method of re-learning forgotten basic abilities. Not really useful in battle.
"Wow. That is some weakness." Rias said with a snark
Boomstick: No big deal, though. Luckily for Sora, most locks only need one key.
Wiz: Uh-huh. I'm not sure if that was profound, or just stupid. (All: Stupid pun)
Boomstick: (mocks him) You're stupid!
Sora: The heart may be weak. And sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!
Everyone had to agree that Sora was a capable fighter with a heart of shining light. They also agreed that Keyblade was one of the most bizarre weapons they ever saw from watching the episodes.
Asia was wondering about using the spells Sora had, not knowing that Showman had a smirk on his face. He did plan on teaching her those spells but also, a special item for her as well.
PIT
Wiz: Let us return to the distant past, to an age long ago, when gods and man lived together in harmony.
Boomstick: How long ago was this?
Wiz: Uh... 25 years ago.
Boomstick: WHAT?!
Wiz: Ahem, anyway, the kingdom of Angel Land was ruled by two goddesses: Palutena, the Goddess of Light, and Medusa, the Goddess of Darkness.
"So the infamous gorgon from Greek Legend is a bad guy here?" Sirzechs said with a raised brow at the black haired woman shooting beams at the city.
"Guess this must be a different version if they didn't give her snake hair…" Rias added her own scents
Boomstick: Who pretty much treated everyone like crap by turning people into statues and destroying their crops.
Shows the Cabbage Merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Cabbage Merchant: Ah! My cabbages!
Everyone couldn't help but laugh at the sight of the poor man being carried away.
"Ahhh, culture at its finest!" Showman said as he saw the scene
Boomstick: But hey, what'd you expect from a being who holds the title "Goddess of Darkness"? She's just doing her job.
Wiz: Angered by these misdeeds, Palutena transformed Medusa into an ugly, one-eyed, parseltongued monster. A Gorgon
"Well that is different. The original myth was that it was Athena who did it." Azazel said.
"Wait…Weren't she the same woman who hated it when her girls fell in love or something?" Issei asked
"Yep. You're learning." Azazel responded
Boomstick: Man that's cold! Guess that diverts canon to the original myth, huh.
Wiz: Yep. Originally, Athena was the one who did it because she fell in love with Poseidon. Naturally pissed, Athena turned her into a gorgon. Here, not only did Palutena did it for her bad deeds, but she also banished her to the underworld.
"Ooof! Bad enough she looks like a creepy hag, but she was kicked into a dark pit!" Issei said with a wince and everyone agreed with her.
Boomstick: Talk about throwing shade! Long story short, Medusa waged war with Palutena, who summoned the greatest hero Angel Land has ever known: Pit.
Everyone was soon shown a red head kid with too much makeup.
Shows Kid Icarus from Captain N: The Game Master.
Kid Icarus: My arrows will stop that Apeicus Maximus! (shoots an arrow)
Everyone just looked disturbed.
"OK. Not to sound transphobic but…that much make up is wrong." Issei said with a cringe
"And is he wearing a diaper?" Rias said with a grossed out look.
"Plus, why on earth does he sound like a fake surfer?" Kiba had to ask.
Showman simply deadpanned as he said this.
"We don't talk about Captain N."
Wiz: No no no, definitely not that one. That show is a disgrace to video games everywhere
Shows the real Pit. He had pale skin and a mop of brown hair, dressed in a white toga with golden sandals
Wiz: This one is the real one (Everyone: Thank goodness…)
Boomstick: Uh, hang on, greatest hero ever? More like his mom needs to drop him off at high school.
Wiz: Don't let looks fool you. Pit may seem young, but he is the captain of the Icarus Army, keepers of the peace and personal guards to Lady Palutena herself. Hell, Pit is actually over twenty-five.
"Seriously? Man, I would love to know the secrets to his looks." Kiba had to ask.
Issei just deadpanned.
"This coming from the guy that has the attention of every girl in school."
Kiba chuckled nervously.
Azazel then smiled pervertedly at the ethereal beauty of Palutena.
"Though, his boss is rather smoking." He said. Issei had to agree with him.
Boomstick: Wait, you're telling me this Cupid-looking kid is the captain of an army? Well, at least he can fly with those wings. Alright, that's pretty cool.
BACKGROUND
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 124lbs | 56 kg
Homeland: Skyworld
Captain of the Icarus Army
Loyal servant to Lady Palutena
He's not Icarus or Cupid, nor does he say "-icus"
Believes eating ice cream off the floor gives you health (Issei: Wow. That's so stupid.)
Wiz: Actually, he can't.
Boomstick: What? Look, he's flying right there.
Wiz: Well, Pit may have superhuman abilities, but he can't actually fly on his own. Thankfully, Palutena regularly grants him mystic wings, which do allow flight, though they can only exist for up to five minutes. After that, they burst into flame, sending Pit preening to a horrible end.
Boomstick: Holy shit, so the captain of an angel army doesn't have his own working angel wings. That's what you're telling me?
Wiz: Well he is based on the Greek Myth of Icarus. After all, the game is called Kid Icarus.
ABILITIES
Power of Flight
Only lasts for 5 minutes
Can also be used to send foes flying or throw foes away with tornados
Divine Powers
Health Recovery
Freeze Attack
Explosive Flame
Mega Laser
Aries Armor
Reflect Barrier
Invisible Shots
Black Hole
All sorts of benefits
Wiz: Yeah... it's a little strange, but don't try to bring it up. He's a little bit touchy on the subject.
Boomstick: Anyway, Pit managed to defeat Medusa, and everyone lived happily ever after... Just kidding, Medusa came back 25 years later, looking better than ever, by the way, and this time, Hades came along to mess things up, too.
Everyone had to recoil at the sight of the blue skinned monstrosity of Hades.
"Damn! Now I know why he has the Helm of Darkness…" Azazel remarked
Wiz: As captain of the Icarus Army, Pit has some extensive training under his belt. How else would all these soldiers save Palutena from a sudden invasion of... vegetables?
Boomstick: Uh... Right... But what's a soldier without his weapons? Pit's got a huge arsenal of weaponry.
Wiz: He's well-known for his archery skills and shows it off with his trusty weapon of choice: the Palutena Bow.
Boomstick: This bow uses awesome laser arrows that can actually be guided by Pit, and if his enemies get close, Pit can split the bow into two short blades for quick deadly slices. Now that's a practical weapon.
WEAPONRY
Palutena Bow
Pit's main weapon, can be split for two swords
Goal Blade
A blade that can shoot strong blasts
Thanatos Staff
Can shoot out a swarm of bats and a skull that hovers in mid air
Tiger Claws
Best for getting up close and personal
Great Reaper Palm
Fires reapettes and drain half a foes health
Ore Club
Made from the minerals mined from the Mountain of Gods
Upperdash Arm
Can propel him forward
Able to send foes flying
Arlon Orbitars
Continuous fire can unleash a storm of chakrams
Cragalanche Cannon
Fires rocks
Wiz: He is highly skilled with several classes of weapons. His arsenal has been imbued with the strength and power of the gods, making humans incapable of wielding them. But because there are a lot, we will be using the ones that are either the strongest or frequently used
Boomstick: There is his Goal Blade, which can fire strong blasts, his Thanatos Staff can fire a swarm of bats, Tiger Claws for getting up close and personal, the Great Reaper Palm, which is a tattoo that can drain health, a club made from godly minerals, his Upperdash arm can send fools flying, the Arlon Orbitars can unleash a storm of chakrams while his Cragalanche cannon can shoot out exploding rocks!
"DAMN! That is a lot of weapons!" Issei had to whistle. He especially likes the Cragalanche cannons as well. And he wasn't the only one.
Kiba and Xenovia were interested in the blade, Koneko liked the claws, Asia and Gasper was interested in the palm, Rossweisse liked the staff, Akeno and Rias was interested in the Orbitars
Boomstick (cont.): All these weapons were blessed and forged by Mentos, the God of forge! (Everyone chuckled at that)
Wiz: Dyntos.
Boomstick: Dentos, the freshmaker! And the guy who also crafted Pit's ultimate weapons: The Three Sacred Treasures.
Wiz: Hidden away in three sealed caskets, the sacred treasures consist of Angel Land's mightiest weapons, which can only be used by the most heroic and worthy of heroes.
SACRED TREASURES
Arrow of Light
Pit's ultimate weapon
Can only fire one at a time
Wings of Pegasus
Grants unlimited flight
Mirror Shield
Deflects projectiles
Silver Armor
Boomstick: The Mirror Shield reflects projectiles, the Wings of Pegasus give Pit unrestricted flight and improved speed, and the Arrow of Light is the ultimate weapon of the gods that can murder basically anything.
Wiz: The Arrow of Light is absolutely the deadliest weapon in Pit's arsenal and increases in power based on Pit's own health and strength, and when all three treasures come together, Pit is granted the legendary Silver Armor.
Boomstick: Uh... You tapping into my stash of booze, Wiz? That's not silver, it's gold.
Wiz: Well, colors are different in heaven, I guess.
Boomstick: Weird... Well, Pit's learned several abilities throughout his adventures, like healing, dropping mines, and making his arrows invisible, and all of his skills came in handy. Not only did he defeat Medusa, but he's taken on alien pirates, a space kraken, and the God of Death: Thanatos.
Wiz: At one point, when Thanatos attacked a village, he launched a large boulder, which Pit obliterated so thoroughly, it was completely pulverized in midair.
Boomstick: Wait a minute. How are those Trojan horse, Star Wars walkie thingies not tipping over?!
Wiz: Focus, Boomstick. Pulverization is defined as reducing an object to dust, which certainly applies here. To determine the force necessary to do so, we first need the size of that boulder. For that, we'll compare the boulder to those pillars.
Boomstick: Oh, here comes the maths. Strap on your pocket protectors, nerds.
Pit's height: 63 inch or 160cm tall
Thanatos's height: 138 Inches or 350.5cm tall
Pillar's height: 216 inches or 548.6cm tall
Boulder diameter: 115 inches or 292cm
Boulder volume: 13,000,000cm cubed x Pulverisation value: 214.35 j/cm cubed = around 1600lbs of tnt
Wiz: Thanatos, when standing near to Pit, appears to be about 11 feet, six inches tall. By comparing his height to the pillars, we've determined them to be 18 feet tall. By comparing that to the boulder, it's clear it has a diameter of 115 inches. To pulverize a stone this large, Pit's strike must have outputted energy equal to nearly 1,600 pounds of TNT.
Akeno whistled. "That is a lot of power from someone so tiny" she said and everyone agreed
Boomstick: Damn, little angel kid can dish it out.
Wiz: Pit's also incredibly quick. He was able to maneuver, react, and fly from the top of these clouds to the Lunar Sanctum in less than 40 seconds. Despite looking like one, that's no moon. It's a space station, orbiting the Earth at a similar altitude to the International Space Station. The average distance from the ISS to the highest cloud layers is about 242 miles, meaning Pit must have flown around 21,600 miles per hour.
Boomstick: That's Mach 28. Suck it, Starman.
Wiz: Not only that, Pit dodged a laser which covered this distance in a fraction of a second, most likely moving a little over 90 million miles per hour.
FEATS
Pulverized a boulder
Survived a 2,000 foot fall
Has battled the Galactic Fiend Kraken
Flew to space in under 40 seconds
While transfigured into a ring, could control his wearer
Defeated Hades, Medusa, Thanatos & Pandora
Survived being turned into an eggplant
Boomstick: Oh my God, that not-moon thing really is the Death Star.
Wiz: With Pit's superhuman durability, he's tanked hits from gods, and taken falls that would turn any normal man into...
Boomstick: An angel!?
Wiz: Well, a dead man, yes. In his final duel with Hades, the God of the Underworld, Pit took a devastating blow that sent him plummeting at least two thousand feet. Given Pit's weight, the impact of that fall would be over eight tons of force.
Boomstick: And he was fine! This Hades guy can cut through giant diamond spires, so a hit from him could be as powerful as nearly 30 tons of TNT!
Wiz: Of course, while Pit may be formidable, he's not perfect. He has been tricked into losing fights multiple times, and often relies on assistance from his godly allies. (Asia: so it is similar to Sora.)
Boomstick: But this kick-ass angel isn't afraid to charge headfirst into a fight, even with his wings on fire.
Pit: In the name of the goddess Palutena, the defender of all that is good... Those who hide in the darkness will be made to face the light!
Lady Palutena: Fly, Pit!
Naturally, everyone was impressed by the young angel, especially by the fact he could take on the god of the underworld himself. Azazel was especially interested by his weapons while the Angel faction felt like they saw a kindred spirit.
Soon they wanted to know who they believe would win the fight.
"Oh, it is so hard to choose." Irina whined. Both were essentially holy beings of heaven.
"Perhaps the heaven faction remain neutral." Micheal said to which they all agreed.
"Yeah, I think we should just let the match play out. I mean, they are too similar to choose." Rias said and everyone agreed, sitting down to see the match. Showman simply hit play
DEATH BATTLE
In the Colosseum, Sora is seen waiting on the battlegrounds as his allies Donald and Goofy cheer him on.
Goofy: Ya-hooey! Go get 'em pal!
Donald: (inaudible yelling)
Goofy: Hyuck ha ha ha huh, what he said!
Sora: So, who's rear am I kicking this time?
"And at that moment, his opponent is coming in." Azazel said as the next scene came up.
Sora looks up as a portal door from Skyworld opens up. Pit emerges from the door and glides over to the other side of the arena.
(Unlocking Heaven by Brandon Yates)
Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Pit spins around the Palutena Bow and prepares his stance as Sora readies his Keyblade.
FIGHT!
Pit begins the fight by firing light arrows with the Palutena Bow at his opponent. Sora dodges all the arrows as he leaps forward and tries slashing Pit, but the angel blocks the blow by separating his bow into blades and pushing the Keyblade wielder back. Pit tries leaping forward to use his blades to attack, but Sora manages to block it and combos Pit back into the corner.
Pit leaps in the air and prepares another arrow. Sora responds by charging up his Keyblade with magic.
Sora: Take this! Fire!
Sora launches a large fire projectile from his blade.
Pit: Whoa!
Pit quickly activates the Arlon Orbitars to deflect the fire back at Sora.
Pit: Ha! I've seen candles that are scarier than you!
Sora soon activates the fire in the keyblade
Sora: How about this?!
Sora launches Firaga to cancel out the reflected Fire, covering the arena in smoke. Pit uses the opportunity to swoop down and uppercut Sora with the Upperdash Arm, sending him flying in the air.
"EEESH! What is with the cartoony face?!" Issei yelled with buggy eyes at the sight
"Well, it is based on an entertainment company, so some wacky animation is noted." Rias reaffirmed
Pit: Let's take this to the next level!
Pit activates the Power of Flight and soars into the air to catch up to his opponent. He kicks Sora high into the clouds into Skyworld. Pit then rams into Sora with his Upperdash Arm and crashes him through multiple pillars before uppercutting him upwards and punching him forward. Sora crash lands on a nearby platform and catches his breath.
Pit summons the Cragalanche Cannon and begins firing at his enemy. Sora leaps between the two pillars to avoid the projectiles before running up on one and getting onto a wider road. He slashes a couple of the shots before leaping up in the air and shoots multiple fireballs.
"Damn, that guy is athletic as hell!" Kiba had to say, impressed by his skill as he dodged each exploding rocks
Pit veers to the left and right to dodge before launching an explosive projectile that shatters the road that Sora is standing on. Sora leaps into the air as the road crumbles as Pit locks his cannon onto him and fires its deadliest attack. When the flash clears, Pit turns around to find Sora standing on some ruins.
Pit: Woah! You can teleport? Mind blown!
Pit discards the Cragalanche Cannon and prepares his blades.
Sora: Yeah. Let's see what you think of this!
Sora launches Ragnarok which splits into multiple beam projectiles. Pit is only narrowly able to avoid all of the attacks.
"Man, he used his best move that soon! Not a good idea." Azazel said as he saw the angel kid dodge each attack with ease.
Pit: Close shave!
Pit then gets his Tiger Claws ready and rushes to Sora, slicing and scratching but Sora dodges each one.
Sora: Man. And I thought Shere Khan was wild.
Sora swings his Keyblade with all of his might, sending Pit back.
Pit then whips out his Goal Blade.
Pit: Blades against blades!
The swordfighters all watched with interest
The two combatants leap at each other and clash blades and push each other back. Pit tries firing some arrows, but Sora leaps on a pillar and combos Pit with his Keyblade and uses the Sonic Blade technique by quickly bouncing on all the pillars before meteor smashing him to the ground. Pit is narrowly able to avoid Sora stabbing him on the ground and uses the opening to uppercut Sora onto a pillar with his Upperdash Arm. He then charges up his bow and fires five arrows at his opponent.
Sora: Stop!
Sora uses Stopga to freeze time and deflects the arrows at Pit before regaining ground. As Pit dodges the arrows, Sora uses the distraction to activate another spell.
Sora: Force!
Before Pit can fire another arrow, Sora casts Graviga on him, sending the angel hurdling back toward the ground where Donald and Goofy are watching. Pit manages to halt before slamming into the Earth and puts on the Silver Armor. Sora dives towards his opponent and starts charging his Keyblade.
Sora: Time to end this!
Pit: You said it!
"Time for the grand finale!" Sirzechs said with a grin as they watched the two fly to each other
Pit fires the Arrow of Light as Sora unleashes his ultimate beam attack from the Keyblade. Ultimately, Pit loses the beam struggle and the attack pierces through his skull, which causes his wings and armor to dissolve as his corpse hits the ground. Sora lands on the ground next to his defeated opponent.
"Add another headshot to the record!" Millicas had to add with a grin
"OK, Rias, you are not showing him anymore anime for a while, OK?" Grayfia said with a stern look, causing her to shrink under the maid's gaze.
Goofy: Attaboy, Sora!
Sora: Thanks! Man, what a fight!
KO!
Everyone clapped at the victory of the keyblade wielder.
"Man, that was one clean shot." Issei said as he recalled the killing blow
"Eye of a world class sniper that kid." Azazel added.
RESULTS
Boomstick: Yeowch! That's one way to fly too close to the Sora, er, sun!
Wiz: Pit may have had the advantage in flight and experience, but he couldn't beat Sora's strength, toughness, and speed.
Boomstick: That's right. Pit once dodged a laser moving 90 million miles per hour, so his reaction time is top notch
Wiz: But Sora's reaction speed was quick enough to dodge natural lightning. A lightning bolt's return stroke, which constitutes the bright flash, moves at around 220 million miles per hour, over twice as fast as Pit.
Boomstick: Yeah, Pit shown that type of speed as well, but Sora is a lot more consistent with his skill
Wiz: In terms of being able to heal, both can heal from status but Pit never showed resistance to time or gravity manipulation.
Boomstick: Yep. And adding in Sora's teleportation meant Sora was just too quick for Pit to land very many big hits.
"So that means he is far faster than Pit." Azazel added.
Wiz: And unlike Pit's magic, Sora can be replenished, so he could spam his magic anytime he wants.
Boomstick: Plus, remember when Sora shot that Keyblade beam to the moon? It took one second flat.
Wiz: That's 1.28 times the speed of light, much faster than anything Pit's reacted to before. Of course, Pit did have enough weapons to keep Sora busy, but Sora's impressive and wide-ranging magical arsenal provided multiple counters for pretty much anything Pit threw at him, including superior healing techniques.
Boomstick: And yeah, Pit can turn Sora into any objects, but that isn't really new to Sora. He could simply turn back human before Pit can take him out
"So any magic Pit has could be easily countered by Sora's?" Asia said with a thinking pose
Wiz: Plus Sora is way stronger than Pit. Pit is strong enough to pulverise that boulder, but Sora was simply stronger.
Boomstick: Hey, remember that building Sora cut through? Slicing it up like Swiss cheese was impressive enough, but this building was completely made of stone from top to bottom, and Sora cut through seven, at once!
Granite Shearing strength: 14 MPA
Sora's Height: 62 inches
Building's Height: 276 Inches
Striking strength: 78 tons of TNT
Wiz: These buildings may have been composed of a modest stone, like granite, which has a minimum shearing strength of fourteen megapascals. In comparison to Sora's height, each building was about 23 feet tall. By measuring Sora's largest slash, and the distance cut through all seven buildings, we can determine Sora's striking energy to equal at minimum 78 tons of TNT.
Boomstick: That's way more than Pit's boulder pulverizing feat. No wonder this guy beat Herc.
Wiz: Speaking of which, let's compare some of the strongest beings Sora and Pit have taken hits from. The amount of energy needed for Hercules to throw that rock Titan into space had to have been around 24 megatons of TNT, whereas Hades' strikes were equivalent to only 30 tons at best.
"So, Sora was simply stronger and also faced stronger opponents than Pit?" Asia asked.
"Yep. Look at this way, you face stronger opponents, there is a chance your power is larger to." Azazel said
Boomstick: So, Pit had never survived anything close to Sora's strongest attacks. Just by numbers alone, Sora's strength, speed and durability just outclassed Pit, and the Keyblade by itself had a way more impressive track record than any of Pit's weapons. "But what about Pit's Great Sacred Treasure and Sora's Gummi Ship?" I hear you whine?"
Wiz: Sorry, but the circumstances in which they were obtained and the fact they didn't last long meant that they were not included. Besides, their uses would likely counter each other anyway. Simply put, Sora was faster, stronger, tougher with more abilities than Pit.
Boomstick: Simply put, all those factors were simply the 'key' to Sora's victory!
Everyone groaned at the pun.
Wiz: The winner is Sora.
Everyone clapped in victory at the young boy. Showman then approached the nun who held out his hand
"Come on, little lady. Time to get your training started." He said as she took his hand to the training room.
But before he entered he waved his hand to give the rest some presents.
Issei was given the Cravalanche Cannon, Rias and Akeno had two different palms on the back of their hands: One for the Gremory crest for Rias, and a lightning bolt for Akeno, while Kiba and Xenovia were given two different swords: The King Blade for Kiba and the Optical Blade for Xenovia. Koneko was given a copy of the Tiger Claws while Rossweisse was given a pair of Jetstream Orbitars.
"Figured some of Pit's weapons will be useful for you." He said as he closed the door, allowing them to have fun with their new toys.
Inside the training room, Asia was sat down pretzel style.
"Now relax and let the emotions flow. You may feel something phenomenal." Showman said as Asia let out a breath
Asia was in a cosmic realm as she heard a voice.
"How do you like to fight?"
Asia in a soft tone
"I'm not a fan of fighting…"
"How well are you good at remembering things on a scale from 1-10?"
"Around a 7…"
"Who are you more similar to?"
Asia was silent before saying her answer.
"I think the girl."
"How often will you train. Early or Evening?"
"I say…both."
"How will your friends describe you?"
"Kind."
"Your soul is what? Innocent or evil?"
"Well, they say I'm innocent, so…"
"Your personality is what?"
"Depends on who I'm with."
"How much love do you have?"
"A lot!"
"In a world of darkness, how would you light the way for others?"
"My prayers."
"Do you currently live your life for yourself or for other people?"
"Both."
"How would you measure the size of someone's heart?"
"Their kindness."
"What does it mean to have a best friend?"
"It means being loyal with each other."
"True or false: It's always appropriate to give up when things get tough in life."
"Depends really.
"How stubborn is that soul of yours?"
"Not very stubborn."
"Is it better to rely on weapons or magic in battle?"
"I say…magic?"
"What is important? Money or friendship?"
"Friendship."
"Is it easy for you to trust other people in life?"
"I would say yes…but now I would say it depends."
"What is your role in your friend group?"
"I am more of a mother figure, I guess."
"Do you focus on the past, the present or the future?"
"The present."
"Are you the type of person who apologizes for their mistakes in life?"
"Yes…"
"Do you personally feel ready to become a keyblade master?"
"Not sure. But I can handle it."
"Do you typically have more fun when you're alone or when you're with some friends?"
"With my friends."
"Would you ever be friends with anyone from Organization XIII?"
"I don't know who they are…but if they are like Khaos Brigade then no."
"Name something that really scares you in life."
"Losing a lived one."
"When it comes to stressful situations, do you typically tend to panic?"
"Yes…"
"Which of the following is the most important to you when choosing a keyblade?"
"It should suit my personality."
"How much confidence do you radiate to other people?"
"I prefer humility, honestly."
"Would you describe yourself as a bold and adventurous person?"
"No, not really."
"Do you always go out of your way to make new friends in life?"
"Yes.
"What do you tend to follow more: your head or your heart?"
"My heart."
Asia then felt herself wake up.
When she woke up, she saw something in her hand. A light blue key with an angel wing on the left and a devil wing on the right.
She looked shocked before Showman looked at her with a smile.
"Congratulations, kid. You have your own Keyblade."
People have been saying that Asia needs to have a Keyblade, so I obliged their wishes. Also the rest have some of Pit's gear as well. I will also have Asia and Gasper learn some of Sora's magic skills as well but that is for next time
Happy Christmas!