Health Lessons
Boku no Hero Academia is owned by Kohei Horikoshi and Bones
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here the story advances further as an impromptu new story arc comes in…
Well then, read on and enjoy!
Ch. 26: Jikken oyobi kyōiku-yō no puraibēto chūtoriaru part 1
The scene shifts inside the Class 1-A dorms as Haya bursts in, having overheard the confession regarding Hado, which made her suspect that Midoriya has an ULTERIOR MOTIVE towards her best friend, and there she confronted the 9th One For All user, grabbing him by his shirt collar and shook him rather violently as she demanded answers.
"Alright, you hentai!"
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!"
"I'm through PLAYING NICE! And I'm through PLAYING GAMES!"
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!"
"And I want some STRAIGHT ANSWERS from you!"
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!"
"And I mean now! I am definitely sure that you're up to something! You have perverted plans in store for Nejire!"
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!"
Haya was determined to get answers from the first year student as she accuses Midoriya of goading Hado into going out with him so that he would seduce her into GOING ALL THE WAY with him, causing the rest of Class 1-A to stare in worry and suspicion, which Midoriya was taken by surprise as she grabbed him by his collar and shook him in a rather violent fashion.
"You FUCKING, FUCKING lecher!"
"Wh-wha…?"
"What did you do to Nejire? Did you brainwashed her into agreeing to go out with you so that you can FUCK HER while you're alone with her?! You intend to seduce her?! Trick her into going to an amusement park then slip a sedative on her drink then take her to a love hotel?!"
"…"
"So that's what you're aiming! I knew it from the start!"
"Th-that's…"
"I won't let you! I'll protect Nejire's VIRGINITY! I'm going to CHOP YOUR FUCKING BALLS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!"
"!"
Before Haya was about to make a move, something unexpected took place, where it is shown that Hado came back and there she brought out a HUGE MALLET and smacked Haya on the head, knocking her out, and there Hado apologized to Class 1-A and Midoriya before she carried the knocked-out Haya on her shoulder and left, leaving Class 1-A speechless at what they just witnessed, and this made them feel uneasy.
"Oh man…"
"Haya-senpai is pretty scary…"
"But Hado-senpai is even scarier…"
"But Bakugo said that Haya-senpai is getting more and more unhinged…"
"But if you saw her just now…she's acting like a feared yandere…"
"Just like the character from Komi Can't Communicate…who's the character…?"
"Ren Yamai…and Hado-senpai is like Shoko Komi while Midoriya is like Hitohito Tadano..."
"My thoughts exactly…"
There Kaminari and Mineta took advantage and began pressing Midoriya for answers and demanded to know if he and Hado PHYSICALLY tutored him about the sex education lessons and Midoriya further blushed as he reiterated that nothing PHYSICAL happened between him and Hado, though Mineta revealed that minutes ago he saw Hado kissed Midoriya on the lips and there he said that Midoriya might have HYPNOTIZED Hado into kissing him, and now he is planning to hypnotize her into doing NAUGHTY THINGS.
Midoriya stared wide-eyed and told Mineta that there is no way he could do that, but this made Kaminari and Mineta more suspicious and demanded that Midoriya spill the beans and reveal how he was able to get Hado to kiss Midoriya in such a PASSIONATE way.
"Alright! Spit out everything you know!"
"Did you hypnotize Hado-senpai into SMOOCHING with you?"
"N-no…! I..."
"Or did you bribe Hitoshi Shinso into using his Quirk and make Hado-senpai smooch you?"
"That's the likely reason why Hado-senpai..."
"That's not true!"
"Yes it is!"
"You can't lie to us!"
"Will you two knock it off? Nothing perverted happened between us!"
This, however, didn't sit well with Iida and Yaoyorozu, and the two Class representatives berated Kaminari and Mineta for making such outrageous and perverted accusations and told their two classmates to stop harassing Midoriya and said that whether Midoriya and Hado are dating or not is none of Class 1-A's business.
"Kaminari! Mineta! You are totally out of line!"
"Such disgraceful acts! You two are really perverted!"
"…"
"…"
"What Midoriya and Hado-senpai do in their private affairs is none of your business! Show some shame!"
"And we will not tolerate your perverted behaviors! So stop your perverted inquiries and respect their privacies!"
"…"
"…"
As Kaminari and Mineta were forced to relent, Midoriya sighed in relief as none of his classmates suspected anything and he wished that no one would find out as the last thing he wanted was getting bombarded with questions regarding his SEX LIFE with Hado.
-x-
A few days later, the scene shifts at the classroom of Class 1-A where the entire class sighed in relief as they passed the long quiz in which the subject is all about Sex Education, and there Kaminari, Mineta and Sero were snickering as they enjoyed answering the questionnaire, and in their zest they accidentally got their conversation to get audibly louder.
This caused Jiro to get uncomfortable and uses her Quirk and jolts the three boys in a comical way as she sternly threaten to use a stronger jolt if the three boys do not stop talking about the quiz in such a very perverse way, causing Kaminari, Mineta and Sero to hug each other in fright as they were unwilling to experience another jolt from Jiro's Quirk.
"That's enough from you perverted lot!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Either you behave or I go all-out!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Yaoyorozu, Asui and Uraraka went towards Jiro and urged her to calm down, assuring to her that everything would be okay as they all finished the long quiz, which Jiro is still glaring at the three boys, and there the three girls gently persuaded Jiro to ignore Kaminari, Mineta and Sero as they already got the message.
"Easy now, Jiro..."
"Calm down now…"
"Kero…that's right."
"…"
"Now let's forget what happened..."
"And enjoy the relief from the long quiz…"
"Kero…that's right."
"…"
Amid all of the shenanigans happening, Midoriya went outside the classroom to get a breather, and there he was greeted by Hado, who hugged him in a playful but affectionate way, where she asked him how the quiz went, which he told her that it was quite okay and he thanked her for the tutoring, which Hado smiled as she scooted her face closer towards Midoriya and whispered something to him, causing the younger boy to blush deeper which she smiled in a cute way before taking her leave.
Not far, some of the first year students from the business course, who have crushes on Hado, were SECRETLY eavesdropping and saw how close Midoriya is towards Hado, and like most of the other UA students, the first year students mistakenly believe the rumors that Midoriya is the pervert, not realizing that it was Mineta who is the perverted one.
The business course students huddled together as they began formulating plans to spy on Midoriya and expose him as the serial HENTAI of UA Academy, and one of the students suggested that they put a codec-like device on Midoriya's clothes so that they can listen to the conversation and this would surely catch him attempting to SEDUCE the cutest and sexiest member of the Big Three, which the other students agreed.
Then one of the first years brought out a smartphone and there he would record Midoriya attempting to RAPE Hado and there the student suggested that they use the footage to blackmail Midoriya into leaving Hado alone or pressure him to quit UA Academy in order to avoid the shame, which the other first year students nodded in agreement.
"And that's the plan. Are you guys in on this?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
However, they noticed a shadow emanating from the wall, which darkens the atmosphere, and as the first year business course students turn around, they stared wide-eyed and became horrified as Hado is standing there, and though she is smiling like usual, she exhibited a very dangerous aura and her tone is terrifying as she is seen crackling her knuckles after hearing them making an attempt to discredit Midoriya and blackmail him into BREAKING UP with her and then make him leave UA Academy.
"Ne-ne…what the heck are you guys up to…? Are you planning on bullying Midoriya-kun and make him and me break up…?"
"Eeep…"
"Um…"
"Well…"
"You see…"
"Ne-ne…do you have a DEATH WISH…? I'm willing to grant it to idiots like you…!"
"Uh-oh…"
"Crap…"
"She's pissed…"
Midoriya turn around upon hearing some loud screamings, and there he sweat-dropped at seeing the scene, and moments later Hado cheerfully went towards him before giving him a romantic kiss on the lips before taking her leave, while the scene shows that the first year business course students are PLASTERED against the wall (with cracks all over) due to Hado using her Quirk, and they can be heard moaning at the sudden and quick assault on them without warning.
"Ow…"
"That hurts…"
"What happened…?"
"I think I'm in heaven…"
"What a rush…"
"I feel HIGH…"
"Someone call a doctor…"
"Mommy…"
Midoriya sweat-dropped as he hurriedly went back inside the classroom as he doesn't want to take the blame on what befell the business course students, and 30 seconds later Cementoss and Snipe passed by and we're surprised to see the first year business course students still plastered against the wall,.and the two UA teachers wonder what just happened here, unaware that Hado was responsible for this current mess.
"Huh?"
"What the…?"
"This is such a mess…"
"Who did this…?"
"Seems that no one is around…"
"We better take them to Recovery Girl..."
"Good idea."
"Lets go…"
-x-
A few hours later, classes ended and there Class 1-A arrived at Heights Alliance, and after changing to their house clothes, the Class 1-A students are chatting at the living room area when Midoriya's smartphone buzzed, which was a Messenger message which came from Hado, which she REQUESTED Midoriya to see her at her dorm room immediately.
Sneaking out, Midoriya went towards the third year dorms and soon he is right in front of Hado's dorm room, where he is waiting for her to open the door and let her in, while not far behind, another group of business course students within UA Academy, this time second year students who are fanboys of Hado, were staring at Midoriya in secrecy as they somewhat gain some intel which claims that Midoriya is the SERIAL MANIAC amongst the first year students.
As the second year students are observing Midoriya's SUPPOSED MALEVOLENT INTENTION towards Hado, the door of Hado's dorm room opened, and there Hado invited Midoriya inside, which the latter entered and then the door closed, which the second year students wrongly assume that Midoriya is going to seduce Hado and goad her into GOING ALL THE WAY with him, which sends the business course students in a hilarious panic.
"That Midoriya…he's serious! He's going to make Hado-senpai have SEX with him!"
"Oh no!"
"Damn it!"
"Shit!"
"That Midoriya! He's doing something to make Hado-senpai SUBMIT to him and do a lot of SEX POSITIONS!"
"He's going to make her do things…like having her doing a HANDJOB on him! Yeah…he's going to get her to MASTURBATE Midoriya!"
"Maybe a PAIZURI!"
"Or a BLOWJOB!"
The business course students glanced at their leader as told him that they can't let Midoriya push ahead with his plans to DEFLOWER Hado, unaware that she and Midoriya had already lost their VIRGINITIES to one another a few days ago, and urged him to come up with a way to disrupt Midoriya's perverted plans to CLAIM Hado for himself.
"Please! Do something! We got to save Hado-senpai! We can't let a maniac like Midoriya do what he wants to her!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
To Be Continued...
Hope you liked this chapter, and though nothing ecchi happened here, it acted as an aftermath following the steamy scenes from the previous chapters…and it looks like things are back to normal…except that Haya is becoming more and more of a yandere while Mineta made reference to the ongoing manga/anime Komi Can't Communicate…
Once again Hado invited Midoriya to her dorm room and now the first year students from the business course, who harbor crushes for Hado, are suspecting that Midoriya has perverted intentions, seemingly failing to realize that it was Mineta who is the pervert amongst the first years…
Preview:
The next chapter would show what will happen to the business course students who are attempting to spy on Hado and Midoriya inside her dorm room…and from there Hado has something in store for Midoriya…
See you in four weeks…
Reviews are welcomed, but needed…