I do not own anything.
'thought'
"Speech"
"Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
System Text
The legend of Sheik. Tales from the Past:
A long time ago, the kingdom of Hyrule turned its back on that age's princess and the royal family. The king and queen were jailed, and the Princess had to hide herself among the royal family's most trusted allies. Taking on a new name... the Sheik of the Sheikah.
Objectives:
Prevent the Yiga Clan from obtaining whatever is within the ancient Sheikah Vault: [x]
Secure anything in the vault for yourselves: [x]
Bonus Objectives:
Find the Secret Room: [x]
Complete this Quest without taking a single point of damage: [x]
Complete this quest without allowing either yourself or Linkle to take a single point of damage: [x]
Don't trigger any traps: [x]
Stop the Yiga Clan before they can open the Sheikah Vault: [-]
Kill all of the Yiga Clan members without any assistance from Linkle: [x]
Rewards: 7000 Exp, The Sheikah Body Strengthening Art.
Bonus Objective: 22000 Exp, one magic item worth up to 52000 Gold, Two Techniques from the following list: (Clone, Silencing Water Stars, Leaf Bounding Art, Internal Explosion), two techniques of the following list: (Blurring Steps Technique, Arrow Cannon Technique, Feather Leap Art.), +1 to a single Stat of your choosing.
Is... is this what happens when you do an ass load of Bonus Objectives? Holy shit.
I'm... I'm not even sure what to do with all of this.
What sort of abilities do I pick? What item do I get? The additional stat point is incredible as well. That'll probably be going to Charisma so I can possibly get some more bonus spells.
I leveled up twice right there.
That grants me one feat and third level spellcasting! Plus one additional spell of first and second level.
'lets see here... for my feat, I choose Extend Spell. That way I can double the duration of any buff spells I cast- provided they are one level lower than the highest level spell I can cast.'
For my first level spells, let's take Hidous Laughter. A genuinely crippling debuff spell that can take someone out of combat pretty much indefinitely if your save DC is high enough.
For my second, let's get 'Disguise Other' to hide Linkle for when we want to leave undiscovered. That, with Obscure Object- fucking hilarious that it still works on her- we could probably slip the notice of the Yiga entirely when we leave.
That'd be great!
Then for third level spells, I've GOT to get Haste and Glibness.
I should start lying more now that I've got one of the most broken spells in pathfinder.
The next question on my mind is 'what do I buy with all this gold.'
There's a ton I could buy with this, but I can only pick one sole item.
The Shamisen of Oracular Vision would give me the ability to use Scrying, a third level spell, Divination, a fourth level spell, and Legend Lore, a sixth level spell all once per day.
Legend Lore in particular is really good with this item.
Legend Lore, is a sixth level spell that allows you to learn the history of an item, place or person. If you are at the place, or have the item or person nearby, this spell can be cast in anywhere from ten to forty minutes.
That's the fastest it can be cast. If you have detailed information on a person, item, or place in question... it takes anywhere from one to ten days, and the information is 'less complete'. Still enough to help you find the item in question, mind you, so you can do the 'better' version later, but still. Ten days.
If you have no information. The information the spell gives you is fragmented. Yes, it may point you in the right direction, but there's a very high chance that it merely dirrects you to a location to find more information on it. Not the item in question, meaning you'd be forced to do upwards of three castings of this spell. One to find general information, the next on some more specific information to find an item, and a final time once you have found that item to learn about said item.
Oh, and the casting time?
Two to twelve weeks.
That. Is. Fucking. Crazy.
THIS item on the other hand brings down that absolutely insane casting time... to merely one hour.
One hour of playing the instrument in total focus, mind you, but still. From twelve weeks to one hour is absolutely insane.
As for other items, the Soothing Lyre exists. It'll let me do the 'Soothing Performance' special bardic performance once per day even if I am not high enough level to do it, which I'm not.
Soothing performance is a level twelve ability that allows you to be treated as if you are casting 'Mass Cure Serious Wounds', an AOE seventh level healing spell that heals quite a bit.
Sort of worse than the legend lore item, so I'll move on.
Next. Orb of Storms.
Lets me cast 'Control Weather' once per day. That's a level seven spell.
Then, once per month it allows the casting of 'Storm of Vengeance'. A Ninth level spell.
Y'know... something the system fucking said I shouldn't be capable of casting?
The only downside is that it is a concentration spell. The first round, everyone in the RIDICULOUS radius is deafened for tens of minutes, the next round, everyone in the radius takes a d-six of acid rain damage. After that is the main good bit of this spell. Six bolts of lightning fall, striking a different target each. Those six bolts each deal ten d-six. After that? Everything in the radius is pelted with giant balls of hail for five d-six.
Round five through ten is a torrential downpour which obscures sight beyond five feet completely and lowers the speed of anyone inside by three-fourths.
Another option is the horn of Vahalla, which summons me a bunch of barbarian minions for one hour once per day.
They can range from four to ten level twos to two to five level fives.
The level fives would honestly be superior.
I'll put that on the 'maybe' list.
Another option is the 'Wayfinder of Infinite Doorways'.
A ten charge magic item that regains a charge every twenty four hours. It can infinitely be used to detect secret doors, can use a charge to cast the knock spell, unlocking doors, can use two to cast the Dimension Door spell and can be used to create a teleportation effect to any door you have attuned it to in the past for four charges.
Teleportation would be useful, but I don't know how it would work with the Sheikah Slate.
That has been shown to be able to teleport people I'm pretty sure.
Fuck.
The ability to detect secret doors and use the knock spell would be super good considering that as a bard I can't actually get the knock spell... but... I have to get the Shamisen, huh?
It'll help me track down mission objectives. Primarily the masks and the divine beasts.
I choose the item... then slowly blink as I open my bag of holding.
'yep. It's in there.'
Finally, the 'abilities' I have gained from this quest.
Sheikah Body Strengthening Art:
You are given the 'Improved Unarmed Strike' feat and are treated as a monk of your level -4 for your unarmed strike damage. Additionally, you are given a Ki Pool equal half your level plus your Wisdom Modifier (Minimum One) to use for Sheikah Techniques.
I look over the four others and idly shrug as I decide to just pick the ones that sound the most useful.
Sheikah Blurring Steps Technique:
You now know how to harness your internal energy to increase your speed. You gain the monk's Fast Movement ability and you are treated as a monk of your level for determining its strength.
'oh damn! Any extra movement is super useful!'
Annnd this one?
Sheikah Feather Leap Art:
With this technique, you add your class level to your Acrobatics check to determine your jump height and jump distance, additionally as long as you have one Ki point you are always treated as having a running start before you jump, additionally, before making a jump, you may spend a Ki Point to gain an additional +20 modifier to your acrobatics check.
Yooooo that's also fucking awesome!
Now for the 'advanced' moves.
Sheik's Leaf Bounding Art:
With this technique mastered you become someone whose athletic maneuverability is unmatched.
You may now leap off of any object fluttering through the air as if it is solid ground provided it is at least as heavy as a leaf. This technique also allows you to run and jump on water without breaking the surface tension as if you had cast the spell 'water walk'.
"…"
So... could I theoretically like... throw a pebble, then jump off the ground, land on the pebble and leap again?! I've got to try that as soon as physically possible!
As for the final ability? Well, I mean, I couldn't NOT take this one.
Sheik's Perfected Clone Art:
With this technique you may summon a perfect double of yourself. Unlike the standard Sheikah cloning technique that are an ethereal blue in color and unable to do more specialized actions beyond moving and basic melee and ranged attacks.
By spending 1 Ki you may temporarily summon a perfect copy of yourself that lasts for 1 round per character level. This clone can do anything you can. Perform bardic music, masterpieces, cast spells, use magic items, and more, but be aware that anything they do drains your own resources. If they cast a spell, you in turn will lose a spell slot of the same level. If they drink a potion, said potion will disappear from your possessions. If they use a once a day effect on a magic item, that boon can't be used by you. These clones have stats equal to you with the exception of health, in which they have a number equal to your character level + Wisdom Modifier.
'SHADOW CLONE JUTSU?!'
Heheh.
Heh.
This is great!
I stand up making my way from the room I was resting in back into the main room.
The elderly Impa is sat on the floor reading through the scrolls we have retrieved, Linkle sat next to her.
"Wait, with Sheikah arts I can do WHAT?!" The girl gasps. "Why the hell didn't I learn this when I was set to be Zelda's appointed knight?!"
"There was simply no time. Besides. I was there as well as Zelda's Advisor." The old woman announces. "I spent ten years honing my abilities from a young age. There was simply no time to teach you even the basics, which half of the scrolls you have retrieved are."
"These other notes on the other hand... are unlike anything I have ever seen. Dangerous arts that even I, after hundreds of years of practice, could barely reach the cusp of." The elderly woman sighs.
"Hey gang." I lazily greet as I take a seat nearby.
Impa is sat between Paya and Linkle as they look over the ancient techniques.
"Aurum." Linkle calls over. Her hood off and face mask pulled down. "We were just looking over the techniques we retrieved. Impa was telling me more about it."
"Cool. Cool." I nod slowly.
"Four of the scrolls you have retrieved are... slightly outdated. This Sheikah Body Strengthening Art has long since been improved beyond this ancient and archaic state. But. I would like it if you were to allow us to have it, as it is a key piece of Sheikah history."
"By all means, I don't really mind. It's up to Linkle, really." I shrug as I reach in my bag and start looking around for my new instrument.
"The feather leaping art, is roughly on par with what we use to this day, the same can be said for the blurring steps technique... this 'arrow cannon' technique is simply obsolete and was forgotten seemingly a long time ago."
"Why?" Linkle mutters.
"From what I can see from this scroll, many reasons." Impa continues. "It is too energy intensive to use, and the benefits aren't that great. It allows you to throw an arrow and it be as if you shot it from a bow, however, why would you waste precious energy on something that you could very easily just do by using a bow? It was not sustainable, nor was it efficient, so it seems to fallen by the wayside."
I pull out the shamisen and look over it with a small smile.
Damn. This thing is fancy.
The extra eight thousand gold really made it look nice.
Golden strings, a black pick with golden etching on the sides in the shape of the sheikah bleeding eye.
I strum the strings, causing the three to look up at me.
"Oh. Sorry. I was just looking over this new instrument I found."
"I... do not recall that being something without our storage." Impa frowns, causing me to shrug with a slight impish smile.
"Honestly I don't really care where it came from. All I know is that it's magical... and its effects are quite good."
I stand up. "The only downside is that it takes a lot of time to set up. Linkle. Come to the storage room in roughly... fifty minutes? I should be nearly done by then."
"Alright, what did you want to show me-"
Linkle steps into the room as I continue plucking the string of my instrument with intense focus, she pauses, eyes widening briefly as she sees the state of the room
Mist swirls around me as a sheen of seat covers my forehead.
My fingers twitch as I continue to play.
"One... more... minute." I grit out.
The girl blinks slowly then takes a seat on the floor.
Thirty more seconds.
Twenty.
Ten.
Three.
Two.
One.
With a final strum the mist flows forwards, compacting into a large sphere.
There's a brief thump to the door as Impa herself wanders in with a cane, Paya at her side.
The sphere compacts into roughly the size of a beach ball... then begins playing a scene.
"Damn it! We lost contact with ALL of them?!" A familiar voice rings out.
"I am afraid so." A much deeper menacing voice echoes out.
"Is there anyone close?!" Kohga himself asks from within the sphere of mist.
"The faded brothers are nearing Batrea lake. They should arrive in Kakariko Village sometime early in the morning." The same deeper voice questions.
"Damn.. Damn damn damn! Why do my damned powers not work anymore?!" The portly man snarls as he wanders over to a crystal ball.
"Is this how he is spying on us?" Linkle quietly asks.
"Yes." I nod once. "He is using scrying magic just like I am... except he is using his direct magic instead of a magic item... I could also probably do so, but I find it far more efficient to use this instrument."
"My worry is how... how is he able to do this?" Impa frowns. "I have fought Kohga before... and magic was never a part of his arsenal. He was completely and utterly unable to do this. Merely performing his own bastardized Sheikah arts."
I watch a bright glow appear on the back of his hand.
A symbol that looks like three triangles shine brightly on the back of his hand as he holds his hand over the crystal ball. Two of the symbols a faded black and one a bright gold
"Wh-"
The crystal ball devolves into static as the man lets out a quiet growl.
"FUCKING WHAT?!" I snarl as I rocket to my feet, throwing my hands up. "Are you fucking KIDDING ME?! He has the triangle thing! He cast that spell in under six seconds... IT TOOK ME AN HOUR!"
I let out a seething growl as I cup my chin, eyebrow twitching. "Oooooh I'm so fucking mad right now."
"It seems like I was correct in my assessment." The sword on my back sighs. "To think that the Triforce of Magic would fall to a vile being such as he."
"Wait... Wait wait wait. You said he had my power." I mutter over my shoulder to the blade. "Is- is that supposed to be mine?!"
"Yes."
"…"
I rub my temples as I let out a low loathing growl. "Alright. Fucking- how did he get it then and how to I get it back?"
"You have lost not merely one... but three."
"T-Three?! I had three of them?"
"Yes."
Holy fuck I had a completed tri-force. Wait... the Triforce of magic? What the hell?
I sit on the floor, a slight hollow expression on my face.
The others seem content to ignore my crisis as they observe Kohga, trying to find anything they can use.
Hell, we've already gotten one useful bit of information.
Yiga assassins. Brothers. Should be coming to Kakariko sometime tomorrow morning.
A quest has been received:
A quest has been received:
A quest has been received:
Reclaiming Magic:
A tremendous power has been stolen from you as is being used for great evil. You must retrieve it at any cost before it is misused further.
Objective:
Reclaim the Triforce of Magic: [ ]
Reclaiming Knowledge:
The expansive, near library-esque mind-palace of knowledge you used to have at your fingertips has long since disappeared. Where did it go? How curious... you should find it.
Objective:
Reclaim the Triforce of Knowledge: [ ]
Reclaiming Ferocity:
Your seething wrath is gone. The unending righteous rage you can tap into at your own behest, making you a near unkillable combatant capable taking on entire armies of evil. You feel... a little empty without that quiet warmth of fierce anger.
Objective:
Reclaim the Triforce of Ferocity: [ ]
"…"
Alright this is... sort of a lot to unpack. Holy fuck.
What the hell is this?
Alternate tri-forces?
Courage, Power, and Wisdom clearly still exist, or at the very least, existed. What's the deal with 'Magic' 'Knowledge' and 'Ferocity', though?
It's sort of like they are... twisted mirrors of the originals.
Magical Power. The whole Knowledge and Wisdom thing, and finally, an emotional quality... Courageous. Ferocious.
"Aurum."
"hn?" I hum as I look up to see Linkle standing over me. "Yes?"
"Is this all the instrument can do?" She questions.
"No." I reply after a short moment of pause. "This shamisen here can peer not onto into the present, but also the past and future."
"F-FUTURE?!" The girl gasps.
"With eighty percent accuracy, yes." I nod.
Impa looks over. "The future is a constantly changing thing. It is not wise to rely on visions when there is a chance to be wrong."
"Less of a chance to be wrong, more a chance of getting no form of 'answer' to my questions." I shoot back. "Eh, fuck it. I'll try out the string of the future really fast. It's casting time is only ten minutes instead of the other two's hour-long casting time."
I pick up my instrument and gently begin strumming.
My music is merely background as they continue looking into the scrying sphere. It should remain for roughly seven more minutes, so it will last as a distraction for the majority of this spell's casting time.
I silently continue to play for the ten minutes required to cast the spell, eventually the spell seems to be... waiting... for something.
"Will we be attacked on the way to Hateno village?" I question the air itself.
The mist flows upwards, forming words. "Travel by day, enter the fray, go by night, the chances are slight."
"…"
I stare for a long moment. "Linkle. Are you fine with leaving tonight?"
"I... guess? My only problem is that I won't be able to see much." She replies with a low hum as she looks over the misty statement.
"The mask of truth should give you night vision even greater than myself." I frown.
"It does?" The girl owlishly blinks, causing me to let out a small sigh.
"Yes." I eventually nod as I stand up. "I'm going to go to bed for a while. I'd suggest you do as well if we are going to leave at night."
The dirt crunches beneath my feet as we rapidly make our way along a path, only one thought is in my mind at the moment...
Holy shit.
Our casual jogging speed matches a horse's gallop.
At night, at least.
We jog up the winding path, towards a large glowing orange pillar in the distance, illuminated against the night sky.
An ancient Sheikah observation tower.
"You know." I begin to my companion as we come to a stop at its base, we look up towards the top of the tower. "It feels sort of good to be on the move again."
"I get what you mean." Linkle nods slowly as she reaches up to the tower's face, numerous bars litter the outside of the tower, looking sort of like a circuit board.
This in turn gives us numerous locations to hold onto, with a few platforms up above to rest on.
She begins slowly scaling upwards. "Up at the top... there's a little panel I can put my Sheikah Slate into... that will let us see the surrounding area."
"Alright." I mutter as I watch her slowly climbing, my eyes totally not being locked to her backside as she does so. "I'll wait down here as I don't have a very easy way of getting down."
"Alright." She calls down as I eventually turn away, eyes straying around the little plateu we find ourselves on.
I glance up to the moon, its full light shining down on me, roughly in the center of the night sky.
'Alright. We should be able to make it to where we need to go before morning.'
After around ten minutes, Linkle lands back on the ground next to me, her masked face turning towards me. "Hey. Take a look at this."
"Hm?" I hum as she pulls out her Sheikah slate.
I step beside her, looking over her shoulder, inadvertently pressing her arm against my toned chest.
I flinch back slighlty as the slate brightens, it's almost blinding for a moment before my eyes adjust.
A high-tech map of Hyrule appears, most of it darkened and blacked out, but two splotches are colored in.
She moves to the rightmost one, the one with a little arrow on it showing our position.
"This is where we are currently." She quietly announces causing me to nod slowly.
She gestures to a spot along a twisted and curved path. "This. Is Hateno village."
"Alright." I mutter.
"But that wasn't what caught my attention when I was looking over the area." She continues, she causes the map to zoom in as she drags it to the bottom right.
Taking center screen, atop a nearby mountain, is a little blue spot shaped like a heart with a jagged line through the center, like a lightning bolt.
"The broken heart pond" I gasp.
"That's right." The girl preens, I can hear the smirk in her voice. "Let's go there before we get to Hateno."
I nod slowly. "We get the mask, then head to see your friend."
"Yep. And, if this mask is anything like the mask of truth, it'll definitely be worth the detour. This thing is SO useful. Illusions, Lies, Nightvision. Wow. I am genuinely gob smacked by the possibilities."
"It makes you think... what other masks are out there, right?" I smirk, causing her to nod once.
"There's apparently thirty two masks out there."
"…" she is silent as she turns to me.
"And I know that because of the random information I get sometimes." I admit.
"Like how you knew there were more divine beasts?" She ponders.
"Exactly!" I grin as I turn and begin slowly walking.
I can feel her eyes on the back of my head.
'And then Linkle took off her shirt. Her perky little breasts gently bouncing, her rosy nipples-'
"S-STOP THAT!" The girl snarls.
"Stop reading my mind." I shrug nonchalantly.
"I-I'm wondering why your thoughts get... obscured... sometimes." The girl frowns. "It doesn't make sense! Why does it work sometimes and not others?!"
"Hero bullshit?" I weakly suggest with a small shrug.
I quickly discovered that the mask doesn't allow her to read my thoughts when it comes to the system in general and any future knowledge I may have, which has been incredibly useful.
"Anyways, speaking of extra divine beasts, once we get to Hateno and if I can hunker down for an hour without any interruptions I could potentially work on getting the location of one... or at the very least learn of a location to get more detailed information where I will then need to spend another hour at said location to try again."
"Hm... could you do the same for the masks?"
"I could." I nod once "But I would need to know their names or a small part about them, more or less."
"Damn." The girl quiet curses under her breath.
"Language!" I gasp.
"I don't want to hear it, Mr. Triangle Meltdown." Linkle snorts as we begin jogging towards the broken heart pond. "You might as well try, though. We're not ready for a divine beast quite yet."
I look at Linkle slowly scaling the rocky cliff face, her tights making that ass look mighty slapable- she can't read my mind when she's facing away from me as well, so it's completely safe for me to think that right now-
She reaches the top and looks back down to me. "Alright, now you. I'll keep you covered with my crossbows."
"Heh! Climbing is for peasants!" I call up to her as I lift several sticks. "Observe!"
I hurl one skywards as I leap, briefly running along the wall as gravity begins to retake the hurled tree limb, I backflip, landing on the tumbling wood with both feet, my knees bent, then, a split second later I leap and hurl another stick, this time the twig slapping against the sheer stone cliff.
As I begin to feel my upward momentum slow, one foot comes to rest on the tip of this stick and with another leap I am propelled even higher.
My legs bend as I directly place a third stick under my feet, then I leap again.
In a matter of seconds I have scaled the forty foot cliff face that Linkle did.
I can't see her eyes from behind the mask, but judging how she stiffens, they are probably pretty wide right now.
I slam the top half of my body over the lip of the cliff and pull myself up.
"Wh- WHAT?!" The girl shrieks.
"W-Was- was that the leaf jumping art?!"
"And the feather leaping one." I nod with a proud smirk, one that Linkle herself probably can't see from behind my own facemask.
I scratch my chin. "I must have known how to do that from back before I lost my memories, because it sort of rushed back to me when I saw those scrolls."
"Can you do that death punch move?!" The girl gasps, her hands brought up to her chest in an excited manner.
"Nope."
"The shuriken one?"
"Nope."
"The... arrow cannon one?"
"Nope..."
"What about the clone one?"
"Mayhaps." I admit with a slow nod as I walk past the girl.
"Show me!" She grins as she follows along.
"I can't do it too often, so I'd rather save it for when we really need it. You'll see it if we get into a fight sometime, but I'd rather not waste my energy just to show off."
I can feel her staring at the back of my head. "You... you just leapt up a forty foot wall. Was that not showing off?!"
"it was... but considering I can do that with basically zero exertion?"
"Damn." She lowly whistles. "Why don't I hand you a rope and you can do that next time then pull me up."
"Eh, sure. I could probably pull you up." I agree as we come to a fairly large pool. "Or I could just carry you as I do so. That'd probably be more efficient.
I look around slowly. "So... this is the place?"
Linkle checks her Sheikah slate and looks up. "Yeah."
"Hrn. Then... where's the mask?" I mutter.
The girl leans forwards slightly. "I... am seeing two little glints inside of the pool."
"Where." I question, my eyes skimming the pond. It's not very deep from what I can see. Seemingly coming up to my chest at the deepest part.
She wades out into the water and dives under the surface.
She doesn't resurface for a moment, but when she does, clutched in her hand are two muck-covered objects.
She slowly walks back to me, shaking her body off.
"Allow me." I offer as I hold out a hand, her clothes are dried by a few castings of the Prestidigitation spell, next the muddy objects clutched in her hands are cleaned up by the same spell, revealing two masks, the first, a white porcelain mask with a golden piece of metal which has been carved to look like flowing hair, the other is an orange mask with spikes along the outside.
Moon Mask:
An ancient artifact that was used in an archaic union ritual. This mask, when worn by a Woman, grants the wearer a +1 moral bonus to attack and damage. This bonus is doubled when a man wears the Sun Mask.
Sun Mask:
An ancient artifact that was used in an archaic union ritual. This mask, when worn by a man, grants the wearer a +1 moral bonus to attack and damage. This bonus is doubled when a woman wears the Moon Mask.
"What are these?" The girl lowly questions.
"They are masks that boost moral for the wearer provided they are-" I point to the sun mask. "Male." Then to the moon mask. "And Female. Additionally this boost is improved if both masks are correctly worn."
"These seem... a little weak compared to my current mask." The girl observes.
I glance to the side, humming as I check something.
Till Death Do You Part:
You have been told of a mask hidden away on a nearby mountaintop. Let's hope that it is still there. It'd really help your rapidly growing case of kleptomania.
Objectives:
Travel to Ebon Mountain: [x]
Find the Sun and Moon masks: [x]
Travel to the Lovers Pond: [ ]
?: [ ]
"It appears that these masks are incomplete. We need to go to this place called the 'lovers pond' next." I observe.
"The Lover's Pond?" The blonde mutters.
"Have you heard of it?" I ask.
She shakes her head causing me to let out a small sigh. "Alright, that's fine. We can ask this woman we're heading to meet. You said she's smart, right?"
"Oh yeah, Purah's a genius when it comes to ancient Sheikah tech, I don't know if she'll know about this 'lovers pond' thing, but it's a decent chance... and if she doesn't, we could always go back to the Sheikah village. Impa probably knows."
"Alright!" The girl cheers. "Let's go see Purah! I've got some choice words for her."
"Like?" I ask as we begin jogging to the edge of the mountain.
"Why the hell she took my clothes when she put me in the shrine of resurrection for one thing." She growls.
"That's hot." I deadpan.
"A-Aurum!" The girl screams in embarrassment, causing my smile to grow.
Well, our twin heroes have FINALLY left Kakariko after Aurum reaped some rewards from the quests completed. Plus, it looks like next chapter will have Purah! That's fun! Plus... something pretty startling was revealed this chapter. Kohga has a triforce?! Plus there are three OTHER triforces? Huh. Strange.
Guest Reviews:
Null: Mayhaps Kohga will try something, but considering the sheer bullshit residing on his hand, he might just be a little bit out of their league.
TobascoSlacksMcG: Possibly. I'm not sure
Reader 451: The armor itself has ALREADY been enhanced by all four of the fairies, it appears, so it's not like it'll get better. Aurum just needs some endgame armor now.
None: Eh, they seemed pretty keen on not letting BOTW Link in there either. Despite their legend in game being simply 'a hero'. I changed this to 'Betrayed Princess' to give them a little more reason to not give its items to Linkle and Aurum.
JustAFan123: Believe me, his 'fuck everything in this area' spell will only grow stronger and stronger.
Guest 3884: He's a DnD bard. The pairing is anyone who is hot spreads their legs.
Anyways, I'll see you all later!