(Shows a man with black hair and brown eyes. He has a white shirt, tan vest, blue jeans and black boots. He points a assault rifle at the camera.)
Warren Clyde, the merc who was sent into a African war zone to kill the infamous arms dealer called "The Jackal".
(shows Warren killing a UFLL solider with an assault rifle.)
(Shows a man with black hair and light blue eyes. He's wearing a tan shirt, blue jeans and tan boots. He draws a small pistol and aims it.)
Nathan Drake, the American treasure hunter who defeated some of the world's coldest killers to find the statue of El Dorado and the Tree of Life.
(Shows Drake killing a merc with three shots with his pistol.)
WHO...IS...DEADLIEST
To find out, we assembled world-class fighters to test some of the most deadliest weapons in history. Using 21st century science, we find out what happens when two of the greatest fictional warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is..
THE DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR.
In the Fight Club, we have gathered a scientists, a ER doctor and computer expert, all to simulate a brutal battle to the death between two very different combatants.
First up, Warren Clyde, the mercenary who hunted down the arms dealer called the Jackal.
Warren Clyde Stats:
Appearing From: Far Cry 2
1975-2008?
Age: 33
Nationality: American
Height: 6'1
Weight: 230 lbs
Armor: None
His opponent is the most unique treasure hunter in history.
Nathan Drake, the wily treasure hunter who has overcomes the most dangerous of circumstances.
Nathan Drake Stats:
Appearing From: Uncharted series
Age: 30
Nationality: American
Height: 6'1
Weight: 195 lbs
Armor: None
(Shows a new face in the fight club, a blonde woman with blue eyes wearing a white shirt and blue jeans and sneakers.)
Amanda Archer Roth is the sister of Deadliest Fictional Warriors Matthew Roth. She will be substituting for Matthew as the lead bio medical expert.
"It's a great honor to be here, and it's going to be exciting to see this match." Amanda said.
ER doctor Ronald Mack will see if the weapons will kill.
"Today will be different cause not only weapons but now the lethality of hand to hand combat." Dr. Ronald said.
Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in a battle simulation to see who is the deadliest fictional warrior will be.
"This is gonna be close since both of these men are equal in almost every area." Jesse said.
(The next scene shows a very familiar face. The man has black hair with a 5 days old stubble and green eyes. He's wearing a black tank top, combat pants and boot. He pick's up a pistol and examines it.)
Representing Warren Clyde is Deadliest Fictional Warriors own Matthew Roth. He is a expert in almost every aspect of combat, past or present.
"Clyde was wild man, he lived fast and probably died fast. Nathan has tried to give up on his quests and now he's going to meet a man who won't." Matthew said seriously.
But Nathan's expert has seen his handy work first hand.
(Shows a attractive Caucasian woman with black hair and light brown eyes. She has a red shirt, tan khakis, and dark brown boots. She picks up a assault rifle and smiles.)
Chloe Frazer was Nathan ex-girlfriend and help him look for the mythical city of Shambhala.
"This Warren Clyde is a nobody. If Nathan can beat Zoran Lazarevic, than Warren will not stand a chance." Chloe said in sarcasm.
Both bring in three of the most common weapons they carry and a unique hand to hand combat style.
Warren Clyde's Weapons and fighting style:
Makarov PM
Mac-10
FN FAL Paratrooper
Street Fighting
Nathan Drake's Weapons and fighting style:
Colt Defender
Micro Uzi
AK-74
Mix Martial Arts
"I going have to give this one to Drake, my bother might not like it but Nathan as better skills." Amanda said.
"Clyde will take this, because of him, a whole African nation went to hell." Jesse said.
First up, Short Range weapons.
Clyde fires in with:
The Makarov PM, the main stay of both the Soviet Union and the Russian Federation.
(Shows Clyde shooting a APR solider in the head with the Star.)
Semi-Automatic
Length: 6 inches
Weight: 26 ounces
Cartridge: 9x18mm Makarov
Clip Size: 8 rounds
Matthew walks up to the group and presents the small pistol.
"This is the Makarov, the famous Russian pistol. It's a small 9mm pistol that is good when firing." Matthew said
"OK, so what we have is a skull that is filled with fake blood and brains. We want you to hit right between the eye's." Amanda said.
"Let's get to it." Matthew said.
Matthew walked up to the firing line and raised his pistol .
"OK Matt, are you ready." Amanda asked.
"Ready!" Matthew said excitedly.
"Three...Two...One, FIRE!"
Matthew pulled the trigger and the bullet flew into the air. The bullet then went through the skull's right eye and brains flew out. After a moment Matthew then holstered his pistol.
"Great shooting, Matt." Amanda said.
"Great shooting indeed, you hit this man in the no reflex zone. He wouldn't even flinch, just dead." Dr. Ronald said.
"I admit that's good. But let me show you how Nathan does it." Chloe said.
Nathan shoots back with:
The Colt Defender, the smallest cousin to the M1911.
(Shows Drake killing a merc with three rounds to the chest.)
Semi-Automatic
Length: 6 inches
Weight: 22 ounces
Cartridge: .45 ACP
Clip Size: 7 rounds
Chloe produced the weapon to the group.
"The Colt Defender, me and Nathan used this weapon as our sidearm when we went looking for Shambhala. It fires .45 ACP rounds and is overall the best sidearm to have," Chloe explained.
"OK, we have the same test as Matt, so let's go." Amanda said.
A new skull as brought up and Chloe aimed her pistol.
"Chloe, ready." Amanda asked
"I am." Chloe answered.
"Three...Two...One, Fire!"
Chloe pulled the trigger and the gun roared to life. The bullet then hit the left eye and exited out the back. Brains flew out and hit the ground. After a moment, Chloe holstered her weapon.
"That was a interesting shot." Amanda said
"Ya, it's the same shot as Matt's but just on the other side." Dr. Ronald said. "But she did more damage because of the heavier round."
So who gets the edge in short range weapons.
"This goes to Nathan, the heavier .45 round will more damage then the Makarov." Jesse stated.
In Short Range weapons, the EDGE goes to Nathan Drake for the Colt Defender.
Next up, Mid Range.
Warren blazes in with:
The Mac 10, the machine pistol that fires .45 ACP's at a blazing 1145 rounds per minute.
(Shows Clyde killing a APR soldier with a full auto blast.)
Full-Automatic
Length: 10 inches with stock removed
Weight: 6 pounds
Cartridge: .45 ACP
Clip Size: 32 rounds
Matthew walks up to the group with the iconic machine pistol in his hand.
"The Mac 10, this is a beast of a weapon. The .45 ACP bullet make it dangerous and it can spit out rounds fast." Matthew said.
"Ok, we have a neat test for you, you will start at the line then sweep across this area with three dummies." Amanda said.
Matthew nodded and loaded his Mac 10. He walked up to the starting line and waited.
"Ok brother, are you ready." Amanda asked.
"READY!" Matthew yelled in response.
"Three..two..one..GO!" Amanda yelled.
Matthew then ran sideways to the first target and put ten rounds into the dummy's chest. He continued on and repeated the same the the second one. At the last one, Matthew then put the last ten rounds in the head of the last dummy. After his gun click empty, Matthew ejected the clip then lowered his weapon as the Doctor came to check the damage.
"Ok, all I'll have to say is that all of these men are dead." Dr. Ronald said.
"So what do you have Chloe?" Matthew asked.
"Don't worry, I got something good." Chloe said back.
Nathan blazes back with:
The Micro Uzi, the smaller and much faster firing cousin to the Uzi.
(Shows Nathan killing a merc with a blast of the micro Uzi.)
Full-Automatic
Length: 11 inches
Weight: 17 ounces
Cartridge: 9x19mm
Clip Size: 32 rounds
Chloe walks up to the group and shows them the small machine pistol.
"The Micro Uzi, it's a smallest cousin of the Uzi, it fires 9mm rounds at 1200 rounds a minute." Chloe explained.
"OK, we have the same test set up so get ready." Amanda said.
Chloe walked up to the starting line and loaded her weapon while waiting.
"Chloe, are you ready." Amanda asked.
"Yes I am." Chloe answered back.
"Three..two..one..GO!" Amanda yelled.
Chloe ran sideways and put twelve rounds into the first dummy. The next one received the same treatment. Chloe finished up with the rest of clip to the last dummy but some of here rounds missed. After the gun went empty, Chloe lowered her weapon.
"Nice job, Chloe." Amanda said.
"Ya, most of these kill. However I did noticed that you missed a few rounds."
"That doesn't matter, those men are dead." Chloe said firmly.
"Well I'd say that those rounds could mean the difference between Nathan living or receiving a bullet to the head." Matthew said back.
So who gets the Edge in mid range.
"This is a clear victory for the Mac 10, it has better stopping power and Matthew managed to hit with all 30 rounds." Jesse said.
In mid range weapons, the EDGE goes to Warren Clyde for the Mac 10
Next up, Long Range.
Clyde come in with:
The FN FAL Paratrooper, a compact version of the gun that is called "The Right Arm of the Free World."
(Shows Clyde firing the FAL at some UFLL troops.)
Semi-Automatic or Full-Automatic
Length: 39 inches
Weight: 8 pounds
Cartridge: 7.62x51mm
Clip Size: 30 rounds
The group walk up to Matthew as he loaded up his FAL.
"So what do you have for us Matt." Amanda asked.
"The FN FAL Paratrooper, as the name says, it's a smaller version of the FAL that Paratrooper's use. It fires 7.62mm rounds, meaning it has a lot of stopping power." Matthew exlpained
"Alright, we have a gel dummy set up so lets go." Amanda said.
Matthew nodded and walked up to the firing line and waited.
"Matt, are you ready." Amanda asked.
"Yes I am." Matthew answered back as he aimed the rifle down range.
"Three..two..one..FIRE!" Yelled Amanda.
Matthew pulled the trigger, the first two shots were in semi-automatic shots to the head. After a quick flick of the selector switch, Matt then wen full auto. The torrent of lead hit the dummy chest, after a few seconds the dummy fell to the ground. After that, Matthew switched to safe and lowered.
"Wow, that was great, Matt." Amanda said.
"Ya, the first shot would have killed but you made sure that he was really dead." Dr. Ronald said.
"Well I have a gun that is far more accurate." Chloe said.
Nathan come in with:
The AK-74, the current favorite for the Russian Spetsnaz
(Shows Nathan blind firing on some mercs.)
Semi-Automatic or Full-Automatic
Length: 39 inches
Weight: 7 pounds
Cartridge: 5.45x39mm
Clip Size: 30 rounds
Chloe walked up group with a AK-74 loaded up.
"This is the AK-74, its a 5.45mm assault rifle that was designed after the AK-47. The neat thing is once the bullet hits you, the bullet tumbles inside the flesh. Making it a deadly weapon." Chloe said.
"OK, we have the same test, so let go." Amanda said.
Chloe walked up to the firing line and aimed down range.
"Chloe, are you ready." Amanda asked.
"Yes." Chloe said calmly.
"Three..two..one..FIRE!" Amanda yelled.
Chloe open fire with a ten round burst to the chest. She then fires on the neck with a ten round blast. Chloe then finished up with a ten round blast to the head. After her gun clicked empty, she lowered it and smiled at her work.
"Nice shooting, all of those shots would have killed." Dr. Ronald said.
"Well that was great, but he still sitting here. I blew the dummy off the stand." Matthew said in sarcasm.
"Ha, from what I did, your man will not get close." Chloe said.
So who gets the edge in long range weapons.
"Its a close call, but the FAL paratrooper has just a bit better fire power." Jesse said.
In long range weapons, the EDGE goes to Warren Clyde for the FN FAL Paratrooper.
Last up, Special Fighting Styles,
Warren Clyde come in swing with:
Street Fighting, the fighting style with no rules.
(Shows Warren punching a UFLL man in the throat.)
The team walk up to Matthew as he punches ferociously on a heavy boxing bag.
"OK Matt, explain to us your fighting style." Amanda said.
"It's pretty simple, its street fighting. There is one rule, everything goes. If you have to kick a guy in the crotch, you do it." Matthew.
"Isn't that kinda dangerous in a war zone." Jesse asked.
"Not really, most of the men were not that skilled at hand to hand, only the few ex-special forces guy. Those guys were far and far between."
"Well it's obvious that he was killed by one of them. I have a fighting style that is ten times more better than that." Chloe said.
Nathan fights back with:
Mixed Martial Arts, using different moves from the best fighting styles.
(Shows Nathan doing an enzuigiri on a merc.)
The team walks up to Chloe and a man, they are practicing Nathan movies.
"So this is what Drake uses." Amanda asked.
"Yep, Mix Martial Arts." Chloe answered
"Wait like Octagon MMA." Jesse said.
"Something like that, but just modified for combat. Nate uses styles like karate, judo, kick boxing and even some professional wrestling moves." Chloe said.
"And how is that better than street fighting." Matthew asked.
"Because he can use different moves, not just swinging away like a common thug." Chloe said firmly.
"Well all I have to say is that if Nathan has to think for a few seconds about what move to do, Clyde would have knocked his lights out." Matthew retorted.
So who gets the edge in special fighting styles.
"This clearly goes to Nathan, he has a lot more discipline than Warren." Jesse said.
In special fighting styles, the EDGE goes to Nathan Drake for Mix Martial Arts.
With all the testing done, we are one step closer to see who is the Deadliest Fictional Warrior.
Review:
In Close Range Weapons, the Colt Defender's .45 bullet had more stopping power than the Makarov PM.
EDGE: Nathan Drake
In Mid Range, the Mac 10 better firepower out shot the Micro Uzi.
EDGE: Warren Clyde
In Long Range Weapons, the FN FAL Paratrooper beat out the AK-74.
EDGE: Warren Clyde
In Special Fighting Styles, Drake MMA out performs Warren's Street Fighting.
Edge: Nathan Drake
In order to prevent a single bullet from snatching victory, Jesse will run the simulation one thousand times.
It will be battle of opposites:
Solider for Hire
(Shows Warren taking a diamonds to perform a job for the UFLL.)
vs.
Treasurer Hunter
(Shows Drake finding a artifact to sell)
down and dirty street fighting
(Shows Warren kicking a guy in the groin)
vs.
tactical MMA
(Shows Drake using a well placed punch combo on a merc)
"I have all the custom modules need to run the sim so let's do this." Jesse said as he pressed the enter button on his keyboard
The Battle:
In a unknown area in Africa, Nathan Drake is looking for the supposed location of the lost mask of Shaka Zulu. He makes his way towards a small cavern were it is supposedly at. Not far way is Warren Clyde, a mercenary out on a mission for a client to eliminate a target. That target is Nathan Drake. As Nathan is getting closer to the mouth of the cave, a twig breaking puts him in alert. He spins around to see Warren approaching him fast. Warren raises his FN FAL Paratrooper and fires on Nathans position. Nathan jumps into the cave, narrowly escaping the bullets. He soon draws his AK-74.
As Warren approaches the cave, Nathan pops out an open fire with the AK-74. Warren hits the ground back first to miss the torrent of bullets and then fired back at Nathan. This forces Nathan to duck back and blind fire the rest of clip. Nathan then takes out his Micro Uzi out and waits for Warren to appear. Warren comes in to the cave with his FAL out but the gun is shot out of his hand with a burst of the Nathans Micro Uzi. Without having to think, Warren pulls out his Mac-10 and fires at Nathan. A .45 ACP grazes Nathans arm and forces him to drop his weapon.
Warren then finishes up with the Mac-10 and reaches for his Makarov pistol, however Nathan emerges and punches Warren in the face, momentarily stunning him. Nathan runs out of the cave but feels a pistol round buzzes close to his head. He draws his Colt Defender and turns and fires back at Warren. The bullet misses and Warren fires back with his Makarov, emptying the clip. Nathan returns the favor by unleashing the clip on him, grazing Warren's shoulder. Warren shrugs off the wound and charges Nathan as he tries to reload his pistol.
Nathan shaking leaves him to reload his pistol, and Warren punches Nathan in the face. The Colt Defender and the clip drops from Nathans hands and he was backed up against a tree. Warren unloaded three punches to Nathans ribcage and Nathan drop to his knees. Warren then turns to grab the Colt but he is turned around by Nathan who uses a perfectly placed punching combo into Warren's face. Nathan tries to throw a kick to his gut but Warren catches his foot. Nathan then does the enzuigiri, planting his foot into the back of Warren's head. Warren is completely stunned as he hits the ground. Nathan scramble on his hands and knees to grabs his Colt Defender and loads it. Warren get's on his knees and looks wide eyed as Nathan aims for his head. The Colt barks and the bullet hits Warren in the forehead, killing him instantly. His body drops to the ground with a thud, and Nathan sits back against the tree and wipes the sweat off his head.
OVERALL WINNER: Nathan Drake
"This was the closes match we've had, it came down to 10 kills, but Nathan did it." Jesse said.
Nathan had 510 kills, his Colt Defender was his deadliest weapon
Nathan Drake Kills:
Colt Defender- 200 kills
Micro Uzi- 125 kills
AK-74- 110 kills
Mix Martial Arts- 75 kills
Warren Clyde was very close behind with 490 kills, his FN FAL Paratrooper was his deadliest weapon.
Warren Clyde Kills
Makarov PM- 100 kills
Mac-10-145 kills
FN FAL Paratrooper- 210 kills
Street Fighting- 35 kills
"Very close, but Nathan made it." Amanda said.
"I am disappointed, but as a host of this show, it's always up to sim. So I say congratulations to Nathan." Matthew said.
"I knew with all my heart that Nathan is the Deadliest Warrior." Chloe said with a smile on her face.
(Shows Nathan emerging from the cave with the mask of Shaka Zulu held in the air.)
Next time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior, Two of fantasy action RPG greatest warriors will collide as:
(Shows a man with black hair and green eyes. He is wearing gray heavy chain-mail. He draws a sword and a shield and takes a over hand chop at the screen.)
The Grey Warden, the Ferelden noble who defeated the Arch Demon and ended the Fifth Blight.
(Shows the Warden decapitating a darkspawn and hit it with his shield.)
vs.
(Show a tall man wearing steel armor with white cloth with a red diamond on it. He too takes a sword and shield out and slices horizontally across the screen.)
The Divine Crusader, the Nord crusader who defeated Umaril and the Aurorans to stop them from taking revenge on the Nine.
(Shows the Crusader kill Umaril with a overhand slice.)
One will live and one shall die, next time on Deadliest Warrior.
I DO NOT OWN THE UNCHARTED SERIES, THE FAR CRY SERIES OR DEADLIEST WARRIOR.
A/N: Trivia time! The whole mask of Shaka Zulu references to things. The more obvious one is that Shaka appeared in Deadliest Warrior season one. The mask of Shaka Zulu is a reference to the old school Nickelodeon game show Legends of the Hidden Temple.