(Shows a Caucasian man with a white dress shirt black pants and shoes. He has black hair and brown eyes. He points a Tommy Gun at the screen.)
Aldo Tripani, the Corleone family made man who took the fight to the other NYC families and became Don of New York.
(Shows Aldo gunning some rival mobster with the tommy gun.)
vs.
(Shows another Caucasian man with a brown jacket white dress shirt and blue jeans. He also has black hair and brown eyes. He takes a rifle and points it at the screen.)
Vito Scaletta, the former World War 2 vet turned Mafia made man of Empire City.
(Shows Vito sniping a rival mobster with the rifle.)
WHO...IS...DEADLIEST!
To find out, we assembled world-class fighters to test some of the most deadliest weapons in history. Using 21st century science, we find out what happens when two of the greatest fictional warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is..
THE DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR.
In the Fight Club, we have set up a high tech battle zone. We have gathered a scientists, a doctor, a computer programmer, and combat experts. All to simulate a sqaud on squad battle against two vicious mafia made man and their crews.
First Up, Aldo Tripani, the ferocious Corleone made man who rose up to be Don of New York City.
Aldo Tripani Stats:
Appearing From: The Godfather: The Game
circa: 1946
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200lbs
Skills: Trained in the ways of the Mafia by Luca Brasi
but his rival is one of rising stars of the Empire City underworld.
Vito Scaletta, the former paratrooper turned Falcone made man.
Vito Scaletta Stats:
Appearing from: Mafia 2
circa: 1951
Height: 6'0
Weight: 180lbs
Skills: Former U.S. Army Paratrooper, skilled marksman.
(Shows a Caucasian man with black hair and five day stubble and green eyes. He's wearing a black tank top, combat pants and boot. He is setting up a gel dummy.)
Biomedical scientist Matthew Roth will use 21st century equipment to test the lethal weapon of the two fighters.
"What we have for you here is going to be a killer mafia war." Matthew said.
(Shows a African American man with short black hair and brown eyes. He is wearing a black jump suit and a white lab coat over it. He is looking at a gunshot wound on a gel dummy.)
ER doctor Ronald Mack will see if the weapons will kill.
"Todays fight will bring in pistol, sub-machine guns rilfes, revolvers, and explosives." Dr. Ronald said. "This is gonna be fun for a doctor like me."
(Shows a skinny white man with shaggy blonde hair and light blue eyes. He's wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. He types some data into a computer.)
Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in a battle simulation program to see who is the deadliest fictional warrior will be.
"Because of the fire power we're testing, we're gonna make this a 5 on 5 squad skirmish." Jesse said.
(The next scene shows a man with black hair and blue eyes. He's wearing a tank top and black dress pants and shoes. He picks up a snub nose revolver and aim it at the screen.)
Representing Aldo Tripani is Wayne Gazzara, Wayne is a authority on the life and weapons of Aldo and the Corleone family.
"Aldo is gonna whack this wanna be, it just a matter if time." Wayne said.
Aldo was born in 1931 to Johnny and Serfina Tripani. In 1936, a young Aldo watched his father get gunned down by Brazini mafia men and their boss Don Emilio. Don Vito Corleone then promised Aldo revenge when he was older. Years later in 1945, Aldo fell in with a gang of young hoodlums but was saved by Luca Brasi by request of Don Vito and Serfina. He was taught the ways of the Mafia and rose steadily. Through ups and downs, Aldo managed to to avenge his fathers death and took out the other families become Don of New York operations for the Corleones.
"No way Aldo loses to this punk." Wayne said.
But our Vito Scaletta expert knows in his blood that Vito will win.
(Shows a man wearing green army gear and black boots. He has black hair and brown eyes. He takes a semi-auto rifle from a table and checks it.)
Representing Vito is Frank Scaletta, Frank is the grandson of Vito and the authority on his life, tactics and weapons.
"Aldo gonna wish he didn't meet my grandpa, cause he's gonna get killed." Frank said.
Born in Sicily in 1925, Vito moved to America in 1932. during these years, Vito would meet his life long friend Joe Barbaro. In 1943, Vito was caught during a jewelery store robbery he and Joe tried to pull. Given a choice between jail time and serving in the Army during the height of World War 2, Vito chose the Army. Vito fought in Operation Husky and the Battle of the Bulge. On leave due to injury in 1945, Joe help him get forged discharge papers so he didn't have to return to war. After this, Vito work with Joe and the Clemente Family. However, he was arrested and convicted for stealing rationed gas stamps that he had stolen for the Clementes. During his time in jail he met Leon Galante, a consigliere for the Vinci family and became one of his fighters in his gang. Released in 1951, Vito returned to crime and joined the Falcone family were he would become made. He then entered the drug bussiness with Joe and another friend but things went down hill and both the friend dead and Joe sent to kill Vito. Joe later helped Vito kill Don Falcone and was free from a death sentence.
"Vito will be victorious, this I swear." Frank said seriously.
But how would Empire City fastest rising made man fair against the man who brought New York City into Corleone control. For the first time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior, the host are undecided.
"After a discussion with my fellow host, we believe this to be to close to call for a pre-battle prediction." Jesse said.
Each team comes in with a killer arsenal of weapons:
Aldo Tripani Weapons:
Colt Detective Special
1928 Thompson sub-machine gun
Smith & Wesson Model 27 revolver
Dynamite
Vito Scaletta Weapons:
Colt M1911A1 Special
M3 sub-machine gun
M1 Garand
Mk2 Grenade
First up Close Range,
Aldo fires in with:
The Colt Detective Special, a small yet lethal side arm.
(Shows Aldo killing a Cuneo man in the head with the small pistol.)
Double-Action
Length: 6 inches
Weight: 21 ounces
Cartridge: .38 special
Clip Size: 6 rounds
"This was a personal favorite of Aldo's due to its small size." Wayne explained. "You cold stick it in your pocket and nobody knew you had it."
"OK, we have a ballistic gel dummy for you to fire at." Matthew said.
Wayne loaded his weapon and aimed at the gel torso.
"OK Wayne on your go." Matthew announced.
After a few seconds, Wayne fired his weapon three times, hitting the dummy right in the heart area. He readjusted his aim and fired his last three shots in the dummy's head. After that, he lowered his weapon to let the doctor check the damage.
"This is as good as you can get, first three are kills, the next three will kill as well." Dr. Ronald said.
"Well that's a nice pea shooter, but I'll show you a weapon the will put that gun to shame." Frank said.
"I'd like to see it." Wayne said in sarcasm.
Vito fires back with:
The Colt M1911 Special, a nickle-plated, automatic version of the classic Colt .45
(Shows Vito killing a Clemente solider with a burst from the pistol.)
Automatic
Length: 8 inches
Weight: 2 pounds
Cartridge: .45 ACP
Clip: Size: 23 Rounds
"This a is a highly modified version of the classic Colt. 45, it has a 23 round extended magazine and and can fire continuously after the trigger is pulled." Frank said.
"OK, we have the same test ready for you." Matthew said.
Frank puts in a new clip into the gun and points it a the dummy.
"OK Frank, on your go." Matthew said.
After a few tense moments, Frank pulled the trigger and the gun roared to life. The first ten shots hit the dummy in the head, causing it o bleed profusely. The last thirteen rounds then when into the dummy's chest. After that, Frank lowered his weapon with a smile and let the doctor check his work.
"Wow, that gun was something else." Dr. Ronald said in amazement. "Every one of these would kill a man."
"The little excuse of a pistol won't do a thing, this is a true weapon." Frank said.
So who gets the edge in short range pistols.
"This is hands down goes to Vito and his gang, that weapon has 17 more rounds, faster rate of fire and better stopping power." Jesse said excitedly.
In close range weapons, the EDGE goes to Vito Scaletta's Crew for the Colt M1911 Special.
Next Up, Mid Range weapons.
Aldo blasts in with:
The Thompson 1928 Sub-Machine, the classic mafia weapon
(Shows Aldo spraying a whole meeting down with a the Tommy gun.)
Full-Automatic
Length: 33 inches
Weight: 10 pounds.
Cartridge: .45 ACP
Clip Size: 50 round drum.
"This is the weapon that is iconic to the mafia." Wayne said. "It's gonna give you a serious amount of lead poisoning."
"OK, what we have set up is a bar area with four foam members of the Falcone family, we want you to come in and shoot the place up." Matthew said.
"Lets do this." Wayne said.
Wayne loads a single drum with 50 bullets in it. He gets to the firing line and aims his weapon.
"Alright, on your go." Matthew said.
Almost immediately, Wayne fired the weapon. He sprayed the weapon, hitting multiple times on every dummy. Blood and wine and other stuff flew into the air. Just as soon as he started, the gun clicked dry and Wayne safeties the weapon to let the doctor to check the carnage.
"This is a bloodbath, I can say for certain that you killed all these guys." Dr. Ronald said.
"Well, what kinda gun you bringin in pal." Wayne said to Frank.
"I got something that can be used better in close quarters." Frank answered back.
Vito blast back with:
The M3 Sub-Machine Gun, a cost effective weapon commonly called "The Grease Gun."
(Show Vito gunning down a greaser with a the grease gun.)
Full-Automatic
Length: 22 inches
Weight: 8 pounds
Cartridge: .45 ACP
Clip Size: 30 Round box magazine
"Here we have the M3 sub-machine gun. It was a more cost effective alternative to the Thompson." Frank said. "It got the name grease gun due to the fact it looked like a common mechanics tool."
"OK, we have the same bar set up for you with four Corleone foam members , can you do the same as Wayne." Matthew asked.
"You bet." Frank answered
Frank loaded a single clip into the M3 and walked to the firing line. He then aimed his weapon down range.
"OK Frank on your go." Matthew said.
Frank let the gun roar as he pulled the trigger. His rounds hit the dummies in the chest or the neck as he sprayed the area. As soon as he was began he was done. Frank put down his M3 to let the doctor check out the carnage.
"Well, I can tell that you either hit the chest or neck, so they are all dead." Dr. Ronald
"That's a great show but I have 20 more rounds than him and have a faster rate of fire." Wayne said.
"It's not about the rate of fire or clip size, it's about the man behind the weapon." Frank retorted.
So who gets the edge in mid range sub-machine guns.
"Both fire the same round, but Wayne had a point and that's why we are giving the to the Thompson." Jesse said.
In Mid Range weapons, the EDGE goes to Aldo Tripani's crew for the 1928 Thompson Sub-Machine Gun.
Next Up, Long Range,
Aldo fires in with:
The S&W Model 27 revolver, a mean revolver that can kill from a distance.
(Shows Aldo killing a Tattaglia made man with a headshot with the revolver.)
Double-Action
Length: 10 inches
Weight: 2 pounds
Cartridge: .357
Clip Size: 6 rounds
"This is the Model 27, its a .357 magnum revolver and was consider a long range weapon to the Corleone family." Wayne said.
"OK, so he have a gel torso for you to shoot at, so lets get started." Matthew said.
Wayne loads six rounds in the revolver and readies the weapon.
"Wayne on your go." Matthew said.
Wayne pulled the trigger and the gun roared to life. The first bullet hit the the dummy right in the heart, making it bleed profusely. He then fired four more shots in the dummy's chest. He then adjusted his aim and fired the revolver's last round into the dummy's head, blowing it brains out. After a moment, Wayne lowered his weapon to let the doctor check the damage.
"Well you killed this guy six times over, the five chest shots would kill and the head shot is a no brainer, no pun intended." Dr. Ronald said.
"If that's your long range weapon, you might as well give up case I have something ten times better." Frank said.
"Lets see it then." Wayne retorted.
Aldo fires back with:
The M1 Garand, the weapon that is called "The greatest battle implement of battle ever devised."
(Shows Vito killing a rival family member with a shot from the M1)
Semi-Automatic
Length: 43 inches
Weight: 9 pounds
Cartridge: .30-06 Springfield
Clip Size: 8 rounds
"The M1 Gatrand is classic World Word 2 gun for American forces." Frank said. "It fires eight .30-06 rounds as fast as you can pull the trigger."
"OK, we have the same test as Wayne, so lets see this thing in action." Matthew said.
Frank loaded his M1 with a 8 round "en bloc" clip and aimed his weapon down range
"Frank on your go." Matthew said.
Frank fired immediately, hit the heart area with four shots, making it bleed. He readjusted his aim and put two more rounds in the stomach. He readjusted a second time, and fired his last two shots int the head. After the last shot was fired a loud pinging noise was heard, the M1 was empty. Frank lowers the M1 to let the doctor to check his work.
"Well, all I can say is that this guy is dead, no matter where you shot him, hes down for the count."
"OK it's a good gun, but in a urban environment, that gun is to big to carry around." Wayne said.
"Whatever, I brought a true long range weapon to the fight." Frank said.
So who gets the edge in long range weapons.
"While the Model 27 is a good weapon, it's not a true long range weapon." Jesse said. "So the M1 Garand takes the edge."
In Long Range Weapons, the EDGE goes to Vito's Crew for the M1 Garand.
Last Up Special Weapons,
Vito throws in:
The MK2 grenade, the U.S standard grenade for over 40 years
(Shows Vito throwing a MK2 grenade at a concealed enemy, with the explosion killing the enemy.)
TNT or EC black powder
Weight: 2 ounces
"This is the MK2 grenade, it was deployed in 1918 and saw service until Vietnam when it was replaced by the M61 and M67 Grenade." Frank said.
"OK, what we have for you is two pigs in a enclosed space to see what would happen if a MK2 exploded in a room." Matthew said.
"Lets make some bacon!" Frank said with excitement.
As the others ran to the safe zone, Frank tossed in a grenade and ran as fast as he could. After a few tense seconds, the enclosed space exploded in a spectacular fashion. Wood, plastic and pig parts flew all over the place. After all was said and done the group look at the devastation.
"Well all I have to say is those guy are screwed." Dr. Ronald said.
"So what are you bringing in Wayne?" Jesse asked.
"Something with a bigger bang." Wayne answered back.
Aldo throws back with:
Dynamite, explosive sticks of death.
(Shows Aldo throw a stick at a rival family member and watch it explode a car and taking the rival with.)
Nitroglycerin and other materials
Weight: 1 pound
"This is your average stick of dynamite, Aldo would use it to bomb a business of a rival family or destroy a car." Wayne explained.
"OK, we have the same test ready for you." Matthew said.
The group ran as Wayne took a lighter and lit the fuse on the stick of dynamite and threw it in. He ran to the safe zone and waited for the boom. A few seconds later the dynamite exploded and the whole enclose space and it's two pigs were blown to kingdom come. After this the group checked the damage.
"Wow, this was a great explosion, and it did even more damage than the grenades." Dr. Ronald said. "Both of these pigs are dead."
"While the explosion is impressive, you run the chance you'll blow yourself to hell with it." Frank said.
"Don't you run the same risk with the grenades." Wayne retorted.
So who gets the edge in special explosives.
"Both warriors run the chance of holding on to their explosive to long and blowing themselves up." Jesse said. "But the slight edge goes to Aldo for this round."
In special weapons, the EDGE goes to Aldo's crew for their dynamite.
With all the testing complete, we are one step closer to see who his the Deadliest Fictional Warrior.
Review:
In close range, Vito's crew M1911 special large clip size, greater stopping power and auto fire beat out the Colt Detective Special.
EDGE: Vito's Crew
In mid range, Aldo's 1928 Thompson bigger clip size and faster rate of fire beat out the M3 "Grease Gun."
EDGE: Aldo's Crew
In long range, Vito's M1 Garand was a true long range weapon compared to the Model 27 revlover.
EDGE: Vito's Crew
And in special weapons, Aldo's dynamite provided a bigger bang than the MK2 grenade.
EDGE: Aldo's Crew
In order to prevent a single bullet from snatching victory, Jesse will run the simulation one thousand times to determine the Deadliest Fictional Warrior.
It will be a vicious battle between two made man and their four man crew.
"I have the necessary data to run this battle, so lets see who his the Deadliest Fictional Warrior." Jesse said as he pressed the enter button.
The Battle:
In a unknown city, Vito Scaletta and his four man crew are overseeing a gun purchase for the Falcone family. They are unloading the crates filled with some grenades and Vito grabs one to check it out. Meanwhile, outside a black Lester Series 69 car pulls up to the warehouse where Vito is. Five men from the Corleone family get out, led by Aldo Tripani made their way to a door which was for some reason not locked. The five man slipped in unnoticed and watched to five rival men.
Aldo's Crew- 5
Vito's Crew- 5
Aldo gave the order to the man with the Tommy Gun to open fire. The man left cover and fired at the closes man. The Falcone man never saw it coming as he was riddled with bullets and fell to the ground dead. The rest of the Falcone men men hit the ground and Vito pulled the pin on his grenade and waited two seconds before chucking the grenade at the Tommy Gunner. The Corleone man was trying to reload his gun when he heard the grenade hit the wall and land between his feet. The Corleone man simply sighed as he realized he was screwed, and the grenade detonated, sending his dead body flying.
Aldo's Crew- 4
Vito's Crew- 4
The crews then opened fire at each other with their weapons. A Corleone man armed with a Colt Detective Special fired at a Falcone soldier in cover. When his revolver clicked dry, the Falcone man came out of cover with his M3 sub-machine gun and open fire with it. The Corleone man was hit with the powerful 45 rounds, and hit the ground dead.
Aldo's Crew- 3
Vito's Crew- 4
The Falcone man had no chance to celebrate his kill as Aldo came from cover and fired his Model 27 revolver into the man's back, killing him. Aldo as forced to seek cover as Vito fired his M3 at his location, but Aldo managed to escape.
Aldo's Crew- 3
Vito's Crew- 3
As the fighting continued, a Corleone man managed to sneak towards to other side of the warehouse, he got close to one of the Falcone men but was discovered by one who tried to shoot him with his M1911 special. The Corleone man managed to find cover behind a create. As the Falcone man came to finish the man, the Corleone man jumped at his attacker and knocked him to the ground. The Falcone man tried to reach his his pistol but was met with two bullets from the Corleone man's Colt Detective.
Aldo's Crew- 2
Vito's Crew- 3
The Corleone man fired his last four shots at the other two men but hit nothing. Vito used his last ten rounds in his M3 and fired it at the Corleone man and scored at least five chest shots. The Corleone man hit the ground, dead.
Aldo's Crew- 2
Vito's Crew- 2
Vito and his last man made their way towards the exit. Noticing this, Aldo lit a stick of dynamite and waited for a few moments and threw it towards the exit. Vito managed to get into the door but his man was too slow. The dynamite exploded and the Falcone man was caught in the huge explosion and died instantly.
Aldo's Crew- 2
Vito's Crew- 1
Vito who had took cover before the blast rounded the corner and saw the exit. He stopped, knowing he had two stop the other two or they would kill him. He took out his M1911 special and a grenade and leand on the corner and looked at the door . Just a few momnets later the Corleone man came through the door, and Vito emptied his clip into the the thug. A second after the Corleone man hit the ground Aldo leaned out the door and fired three shots from his Model 27. Vito then threw his grenade but Aldo quickly returned to the warehouse as the grenades detonated.
Aldo's Crew- 1
Vito's Crew- 1
Aldo returned to the exit, however Vito had made his way to the exit. Aldo made his way to the exit and found himself in the back alley behind the warehouse. A red Jefferson Provincial car was parked at one end. Aldo made his way towards the car when suddenly Vito came from behind the car with a M1 Garand aimed at Aldo. In a panic, Aldo fired a round from the Model 27 but missed. Vito zeroed in and fired a round that struck Aldo straight in the head. Aldo's simply dropped to the ground, having died instantly.
Aldo's Crew- 0
Vito's Crew- 1
Vito then rounded the car with his M1 in his hands and smiled at his victory.
OVERALL WINNER: Vito's Crew
"When I ran the sim, I saw that Vito and crew had 631 kills." Jesse said.
Most of Vito's crew weapon were overwhelming lethal.
Vito Scaletta Kills:
Colt M1911A1 Special- 100 kills
M3 sub-machine gun- 215 kills
M1 Garand- 250 kills
Mk2 Grenade 66 kills
"Aldo manged to only to get 369 kills." Jesse said.
Aldo's Crew deadliest weapon was the Tommy gun, but it couldn't secure victory.
Aldo Tripani kills:
Colt Detective Special- 19 kills
1928 Thompson sub-machine gun- 220 kills
Smith & Wesson Model 27 revolver- 55 kills
Dynamite-75 kills
"When you boil it down, Vito and his men brought in the true long range weapon and that's what got them the win." Matthew said.
"This is ridiculous, no way Aldo loses." Wayne said in anger. "How much did Frank pay you."
"No way does a lucky street thug beat a man who has military training." Frank said. "It was that training that made Vito the Deadliest Warrior."
(The last scene shows Vito getting into his car and peeling out into the street.)
Next Time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior, two inhuman warriors from different world clash as:
(Shows a human sized creature, clad head to toe in bloody golden plate armor. The creature takes out a sword and slashes at the screen.)
The Hurlock Vanguard, the vicious generals of the Darkspwan hoede.
(Shows a vanguard killing a human by decapitating with a sword)
vs.
(Shows a tall, green skinned creature clad in red plate armor. He also has a black Mohawk, black beard, and blue eyes. He slashes at the screen with a axe.)
The Orc of Durotar, the back bone of the Horde army.
(Shows a Orc implant his axe in a dwarfs head.)
Which one will walk away from a bloody battle to the death.
Stay tuned.
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